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[Lizard Machine Bugs]

Once again I think this thread has gotten a bit to comfortable with the usual suspects, and so I bring you "Reindeer games" by Kimberlyeab and SubordiSins



Introducing Reindeer Games. A 151,299 long word torture, rape, and abuse fic where Dess Holiday from Undertale plots the murder of her ex-boyfriend on behalf of the man who kidnapped and rapes her. Of course featuring trannies, as it's written by two.

To explain this fic in its creator's own words, read the preface below

Spoiler: Preface

Summary:
December Holiday is missing, and she's never coming home. At least, not if the man who kidnapped her has anything to say about it.

Note:
Hey all, SubordiSins here, back at you with more self-indulgent depravity! I'm doing something a little different this time, writing my first collaborative story with the talented kimberlyeab! This fic began life as an RP, just me and Kim writing back and forth trying to turn each other on, and in the process realizing that the Venn Diagram of stuff that makes us horny has a LOT of overlap.
But that was three weeks ago, and over the course of daily RP sessions, we took a simple, cliche abduction scenario and expanded it into a novel-length torture porn epic that contains multiple story arcs and countless torments for our dear doe. You can credit me with a good deal of the plotting and scenarios involved, as well as writing the character of Hunter, while Kim wrote Dess and also edited the first 8 chapters so that it stays in Dess' POV and flows better in a more traditional fic format. It's been a very fun creative process, and as of this publication date, we're still going strong!
So today, we are shamelessly proud to present the opening salvo of this dark and sexy journey. If you're a minor or easily upset by the hardest of hard kinks, maybe do everyone a favor and turn back here. But for everyone not opposed to seeing a deer girl get a little fucked up, well...I hope you enjoy reading this as much as we enjoyed making it.
EDIT: This fic now has an official Spotify playlist, which you can check out here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3Dn2oVHjrZTzRZsz73238S

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[Chandelier]

This author knows nothing about Hawaii, so she got her inspiration from Lilo and Stitch! It ain't colonization when we do it, baby. Ohana means family, and damn if these mystery mutts don't have some fun in the sun!

Spoiler: Hot Gay Summer

White people really are breathtaking. We can stop the world because we're literally angels.
> Someday, this man would take his last name
Not very feminist of you to assume he'd just take your last name. He can keep his own if he so chooses.

> Knows what sex their children is without ever assigning roles or genders to them
> It all hinges on a man being pregnant
They're also throwing a lot of weight towards 'sexy'. If someone's spine was crumbling and they decided the best solution for it was to pop out kids, I'd be questioning their ethical choices. Nothing like having a 'pale and delicate' vagina haver be reduced to said reproductive anatomy from the same people who say gender is a problem.

You'll never guess what island they're going to: Maui, sans Lahaina, of course. Nevermind that Lilo and Stitch has a theme over white people treating the island like a theme park and bringing up colonization. When we have ~trans~ white people involved, those standards don't apply. Trans white privilege is real and you should try it sometime.

> Fearless daughter
How do they know she's a daughter? Did they just take a look at her genitals as a baby and go with that? Maybe she'll decide to be a son and then they'll have to rewrite their memories of Gloria as Garcia.
> She marched up with all the confidence of a headliner
She can try all she wants, but she will never be a real Hawaiian. Just mystery mutts grasping at a culture they are not entitled to.

> He'd given them a return to joy, to ease, to each other
I am getting real sick of queercatfan sentence structures.
> Even the most carefully chosen swimwear clung too much when wet, outlining truths he didn't always feel like explaining
Such as? The zippertit scars? Those child birthing hips? Do elaborate.

Haha get it? We're breaking the 4th wall. This is SOOO much better than those cheesy romance novels!

Hopefully this romantic dinner has crabs, so our boy Jayce here can find out what they are after all this time.


He landed face first and didn't split his nose? Damn that kid sure is lucky. Survived his own Omaha Beach.
> Like a summer god stepping into the golden hour
Your 'summer god' would roast like a chicken if they spent too much time in the sun. Least he trims his toe nails this time around.

> Obscene didn't even begin to cover it
Oh I know what else is going to make an obscene noise.
> Until your cunt is so sore you can't even walk
Getting right into the corny sex dialogue eh?
> Fingers tangling in Viktor's soft curls
Forget the zippertit scars: imagine sporting a bush so thick it could drain an entire pool, and NOT be mocked. I've seen women get roasted for having their bikini lines go free. Why do these people get away with Tarzan pubes?
> Eat that perfect, tight ass of yours until you're shaking. Then I'll fuck it - over and over - until my cum is dripping out of you like a fucking fountain
I will never get over these lines, holy shit.

> Slick, tight entrance
Glad it's all wet and good to go despite all those years of T.
> Jerk my cock
> Small cock
> Clit
Yeah OK. You're worried about a bathing suit revealing 'uncomfortable' truths? You don't have to worry about that pitiful bulge giving you away.

> Very visible bulge in his light chinos
Watch him be 12'' and Viktor is there with something smaller than his pinky. Good luck telling your six-year-old that you lose a pool noodle in your bed.


> Just a few strokes and he'd shattered
> That image alone had pushed him over the edge
Redundant.

Uh oh, Jayce is getting hit on by a CIS woman! Doesn't she know that his dick is reserved for man pussy only? Fool. Get that cis vagina outta my face!

Never thought I'd see a battle between white pussies in Hawaii.
> The idea of being wanted by someone else...it didn't excite him
Cis ladies, you have been warned: the Hispanic Hog is reserved for trans men only. If your vagina isn't loaded down with T and tearing like dry paper, he doesn't want it.

> His whole life belonged to Viktor
OK so why are you threatened by a woman who wanted to gangbang you with your friends? This is clearly meant to drum up drama when it isn't needed. Do you really think he's gonna dump the 'mother' of his kids when he goes on and on about how he's his soul mate?

I like how Ximena wasn't mentioned being at the table until she just popped into existence.
> Poor kid looked like a lobster by dinner
Blame those white genes. Hybrid vigour clearly didn't apply here.



Yes, it's the same girl who was hitting on Jayce. Nothing like having a random woman be the ethical source to shit on so this spicy straight pairing can work.

> You're either a dad or a creep
TBF, he does look like one once you add the beard.

'Gay bestie' doesn't apply here when said 'gay man' has female reproductive organs and used them to pop out kids. This is straight with extra steps, but don't tell the author that or else she'd have a fit.
> Hot girl summer
Don't you mean WHITE girl summer? Because all the white snowbunnies are getting some action; well, maybe not Sophie the cissy here. Our lil white trans man is getting the full Mexican Man Meat platter.

> A life filled with laughter and love
How much you wanna bet he has 'Live, Laugh, Love' decorations in his house?
> Hot husband
Here we go.

I wonder what their teammate thinks about a second 'dad' that just so happens to give birth. No questions about seahorse dads happens here, it seems.

> He didn't want any interaction with her
Of course not. She's a dirty cis bitch and we don't like those.
> Hot, unrestrained sex until they passed out tangled in each other
You won't get that, but you will get a bathroom scene.

> Gorgeous, sexy husband
And he's built like a twig. Only thing he was good for was popping out babies.

Wouldn't be still be on pain meds of a sort? He did get a spine surgery but there's no mention of physio after that.
> Half-naked Hawaiian men
The only time Hawaiian people get mentioned is during a scene where they perform for tourists. Amazing.

> Barely-dressed
> Is dressed the same as anyone else wearing a bikini on the beach
Aren't you supposed to be GAY men, anyways? Why would a woman pose a threat to you at all?

Spoiler: Viktor is acting bratty so he can fuck Jayce in the bathroom. He doesn't mean this at all. Once again, this is exactly how women act to get a man they're jealous over to fuck them. If they were just normal men, they'd be fucking behind a palm tree somewhere, not giving a damn.

All this because a woman in a bikini wanted to bring you to her girls-only gangbang? What if she was packing a dick, too? Would that be fair game in the grand scheme of things or is marriage between a penis-owner and a vagina-owner?

> It was funny until I realize the guy she wanted to blow in the poor was my husband
Yeah, no. Women are not going to be that candid about sex unless they're with another woman, and that's in private. My bet is that 'Sophie' here is also a troon. Why you would talk to a married man about sucking dick is weird as hell.
> Was incredible at giving head, and he was far from small
Of course. The Hispanic Hog is undefeated.
> Without a gag reflex
I bet he could swallow a beer bottle no problem - or a wine bottle in Jayce's case.

Why would he be watching slack-jawed if this is something he's a natural at? He's acting like he's doing this for the first time.
> He needed to fuck his throat
Give him a margarita first.

> Without Viktor, those kids wouldn't exist
Almost like he used his female reproductive organs to create them with the help of your sperm. Just your basic het sex with a different label slapped on.

> Viktor was amazing at sucking cock
You already wrote that.
> In the grand scheme of their sex life, play involving his ass was still relatively rare
Look at that. The 'gay' man was too focused on vagina and not into butt stuff! You ain't even a flavour of bi if you can't get that prostate tickled, you know?
> Not that he minded being on the receiving end, he just wasn't experienced
No, you mind. That's why you expect your wife/not wife to do all the heavy lifting by lying there and taking it. It's interesting that these beefy tops who claim they're gay won't even tolerate the idea of a tongue up their ass.

> Moaning like a needy little slut
Not bad for an anal virgin.

You'd think this man filled a bottle of lube with his pre-cum based on how easy the glide is. Man, someone really needs to measure the sperm count of this man, stat.
> It should've felt wrong
You already wrote that. Clearly it isn't because you're doing it; that's one aspect of gay culture you got right.

All that buildup and THAT is your sex dialogue? For shame. For a guy who has 'no problem' bottoming, he's acting like he's getting his prostate tickled for the first time. If that is the case (hence the 'moaning like a whore' comment), then he really wasn't into the gay stuff at all. He was content fucking vagina and saying it was gay because the vagina owner identifies as a man. Yet when push comes to shoving fingers up his ass, it's a no-go. If your ass is getting destroyed by two tiny fingers, I don't know what to tell you.


> hitting his prostate dead on
He was already doing that.
> Thick spurts of cum painting the stall door
Imagine being a poor immigrant janitor, cleaning up after boomers and white tourists, and you come across THIS on the stall. They really don't get paid enough.

Imagine if it malfunctioned and the entire beach heard them going at it. The native Hawaiians really would think white people are the devil, desecrating their beaches with their seed in the year of our Lord 2025. They dance for money and this is what they get in return, lmao.

Decided to end it there because the rest was just them fussing over their kids and getting their happy ending. I will say, this fic was notable for stressing how this was Very Gay and yet having our masculine top here fear butt sex as if he was looking Lucifer in the eyes. You're willing to fuck a trans man and THAT is gay sex, but that isn't? Pretty weird how you viewed sex for reproductive purposes and show off your pseudo-Aryan children.

I do feel bad for Hawaiians though. Boomers were bad enough, now you've got tourists blowing their load everywhere. Nice metaphor for colonization and demographic transformation, don't you think?

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OhNovi, of 'his pussy drooled like a dog' fame, and Rekki, who discovered for the first time that the ocean does indeed taste like salt, have teamed up to present a Fae supernatural fic. It's set in Vancouver, Rekki's hometown, so you know it's good. 'Pink, split-open and ripe' is a real line. It is proof you do not need chemistry for a good romance.

Spoiler: Chapter 1 - Faebe Not

Yes, he's a broke-ass nigga in this. He later says he's desperately searching for a job, but he clearly isn't if he's running errands for his doting Hispanic mother all day.

> Stresses how lovely the man's face is
> Casually states his posture is abysmal without noticing he's disabled
Oof, that isn't ableist at all. I seem to recall we aren't allowed to comment on people's postures on conditions they can't help.

The setting does fit; it brings to mind a Victorian curios shop, but in Vancouver, and outside of all the drug addicts and homeless people sleeping outside. No doubt they're in the wealthier part of the city.


The package is honestly more interesting that these characters. Would it surprise you that they start fucking within the first chapter?

> My Spanish was never very good
You were speaking it no problem with your mother on the phone.
> How did you
He can read. He can literally read your mother's handwriting on the package. How retarded do you need to be?

> Was a paramedic
> is not on any kind of disability or social benefits program
> Lives in one of the most expensive cities in the world, where rent is easily $3000 per month for a two bedroom apartment
Ho hum. Of course, him being a broke ass nigga is advantageous to our magical fairy here. He's got all the time in the world for that dick.

You're also such a baby when it comes to this dialogue. Who is this bitch?
> To see...what lies beneath that waistcoat and those tight pants
Hint: it ain't no magical fairy dick.

> It involves fairies, and foresight, and magic, and crazy shit
I'm glad this exposition dump is happening in a single sentence in the first chapter, never to be brought up ever again. Now, let's speedrun this mutual attraction into a smut scene!

> Slim little waist
If I read 'his thumbs met in the middle' someone is eating the pavement.
> Moles dotted intermittently across his creamy skin
Have you ever seen a dark-skinned fairy? I bet you haven't. They're all pure white and beautiful. I bet the black ones steal.

> Finding a perfect cleft between his legs, one that grows hotter, damper with each push
> Not what he expected to find there
Fae Viktor can change his genitalia at will, but watch as he sticks with the pussy because it's the only thing either of these authors are comfortable writing.
> I like anything down there
Suuuuuure you do, buddy.
> Ngh
NNNNGGGH

> Thick pinkened lips and generous inner labia
More emphasis was placed on how pink and plump his female anatomy is than their relationship in general. They have no chemistry here and they're already going at it. Even Rekki's other work with the emo goth Viktor was done much better; I at least saw the yearning there. Here there was absolutely no buildup or spark between these two before they started having sex.
> I can change my biology
Cool. Watch him keep said vulva because it's a 'pretty pussy' that's 'pink, split-open and ripe'. You'd think a pristine pussy wouldn't be split open, but oh well.

> Tastes like salty rainwater
Rainwater is supposed to NOT be salty, but since you're in Vancouver, it should taste polluted.
> He fucking believes in this
Yeah, no. You shoved this shit in so hard not even Viktor's vagoo can accept it. This is out of left field. The plot itself sounds stupid - the author didn't even bother to dive into the magic system or mystery of it - so we have to deal with bad smut instead.
> Slurping up the dribbling slick from Viktor's hole
Like sucking up Chinese noodles, eh?

> Welcoming his cock with a hot, throbbing clutch
> Like he was made for him
Almost like you have complementary genitalia, or something.
> Force Jayce as deep as he can go inside
> Squeezing his dick deep inside
Redundant.
> Is this what it feels like for a God to cum?
Is he a god, or is he a fae? They're two separate things.

> His body folded in half
> Press in half
This dumb bitch wrote him being bent in half twice. Glad we forgot about his disability, too.
> Like this his pussy is fully exposed, straining around Jayce's cock as it's stretched to its limit
Does he even have a limit if he's corporeal? If he can change his body to whatever, I bet you can shove a Patriot missile up there. He sure did strike gold when a broke ass nigga has a 12'' penis.
> Fucking sloppily into Viktor's hole
Funny, the incest author I posted earlier used the exact same line. How original and captivating.
> As if he were truly one with him
I'd appreciate characters having actual chemistry rather than have them go at it like Barbies stuck together with superglue. There was nothing interesting about Jayce to warrant this reaction; he's actually a bit of a retard here. I'd wonder if he was missing a chromosome.
> Like sugar syrup
Syrup already has sugar in it. Without it, it tastes rather woodsy.

My reaction exactly. They didn't even NEED to have sex. Nothing would change if they didn't because the story itself is weak. If this was a random woman having sex with a male fairy, everyone would be taking about how there's no chemistry between them. Rekki and Novi are banking off the ship name to get an audience - and it's working, regardless of the quality of the work.

This would be weird and incomplete as a one-shot; it's still incomplete as a full story. OhNovi will be doing Chapter 2 so you will see a tonal change. As it stands, this magic shop and having sex with a mystical creature manages to be the most boring thing ever. Our crippled Latino comes off as a total nerd, unemployed and rather stupid, and our fae here manages to be the least magical thing around. The fragrant butter was more interesting than he was.

The only draw they have is stretched vulvas from gigantic penises, and even there it took me by the wayside. They had nothing in common and zero chemistry. What the hell else are you gonna do?

Introducing Reindeer Games. A 151,299 long word torture, rape, and abuse fic where Dess Holiday from Undertale plots the murder of her ex-boyfriend on behalf of the man who kidnapped and rapes her. Of course featuring trannies, as it's written by two.

Looking at their icons, I assumed they were FTM, but the cavalier attitude sounds like they're MTF. However, given that so many of these dead dove fics have Spotify playlists, they might be the former. You don't see many men in fic in general, because it's such a female-dominated field.

 

[Paper Machete]

I have a question for those who pay closer attention to it but since a lot of fics discussed have omegaverse, I wonder, was the "guy with pussy" angle always there and the 2nd gender weirdness? I always thought it originally came about just to have another excuse to characters being ultra mega horny. But it and mpreg were sort of separate until later. It wasn't until poonerism infected a shitload of weird, nerdy girls that the genres seemed to collapse into each other. When you just looked through tags it seems a lot of them will be tagged with m/m but then also vaginal sex. It seems like poonerism has irreversibly changed a lot of fanfic tropes generally speaking and I find it kind of fascinating.

 

[DeeNaMeeTay]

'Gay bestie' doesn't apply here when said 'gay man' has female reproductive organs and used them to pop out kids. This is straight with extra steps, but don't tell the author that or else she'd have a fit.

This is exactly why the pooner Jayvikkers want to erase Jayce’s bisexuality. They can’t have him be even a little bit hetero because they have to have Jayce see their self insert Viktor as 100% man and not trans or else Jayce having a bit of attraction to women would make them feel like it’s rubbing off on him seeing pooners as what they really are: insecure mentally unwell women.

And I am sorry but that animator that said that Mel is Jayce’s beard is super retarded because he was definitely animated like he was enjoying her in their sex scene and not a disgusted gay man lol.

 

[DeeNaMeeTay]

I have a question for those who pay closer attention to it but since a lot of fics discussed have omegaverse, I wonder, was the "guy with pussy" angle always there and the 2nd gender weirdness? I always thought it originally came about just to have another excuse to characters being ultra mega horny. But it and mpreg were sort of separate until later. It wasn't until poonerism infected a shitload of weird, nerdy girls that the genres seemed to collapse into each other. When you just looked through tags it seems a lot of them will be tagged with m/m but then also vaginal sex. It seems like poonerism has irreversibly changed a lot of fanfic tropes generally speaking and I find it kind of fascinating.

My theory is that pooners who can’t get their rot dog surgeries are either insecure about their vaginas or just really don’t want a rot dog. They insert themselves into the more fanfics because making that weird yaoi would be “affirming” themselves as male despite not going through the sex change operation.

 

[Cactus Concerto]

I have a question for those who pay closer attention to it but since a lot of fics discussed have omegaverse, I wonder, was the "guy with pussy" angle always there and the 2nd gender weirdness? I always thought it originally came about just to have another excuse to characters being ultra mega horny. But it and mpreg were sort of separate until later. It wasn't until poonerism infected a shitload of weird, nerdy girls that the genres seemed to collapse into each other. When you just looked through tags it seems a lot of them will be tagged with m/m but then also vaginal sex. It seems like poonerism has irreversibly changed a lot of fanfic tropes generally speaking and I find it kind of fascinating.

For a very, very long time, men didn't often have vaginas and it was largely an excuse to make characters horny and indulge in rape/non-con in an 'acceptable' framework (i.e. he literally can't control his urges and the victim is in a biological state where they want it, actually!). I think unless the writer was very into the idea of anal, that aspect of gay sex was more or less handwaved away by having the asshole act as a vagina would in a sexual situation, on top of nothing being mentioned about the actual function of that bodily exit within a story. For a start, the term 'asshole' was often replaced with ones that could be interchangeable if speaking of a vagina instead.

A lot of mpreg was also handwaved away with 'it just happened, bro' or some fantastical science if the writer felt a need to go that far and that was that.

I think this is because for some of these (female) writers, the 'self-insert' came in the form of applying feminine attributes to one half of the gay pairing, rather than having either an original character/reader insert in place or an actual female from the source material as one half of the ship. Or, in the case of mpreg, exploring the idea of pregnancy and parenthood.

Oddly enough, all this means is making roundabout heterosexual smut with an even flimsier facade. Because they still want to self-insert, and so now at least one half of the story needs to have all their problems and an actual vagina to boot. But they're totally trans and super hecking valid so on top of the self-insertion there's a hunger for social updoots and acceptance as well.

The wider pushed acceptance of anal sex has also added a layer of 'realism' to gay smut that perhaps gears it more towards more fringe attachments and tags that would be more at home on a porn website than a space of what is technically still majority female (e.g. scat, body mutilation, and so on).

 

[Chandelier]

I have a question for those who pay closer attention to it but since a lot of fics discussed have omegaverse, I wonder, was the "guy with pussy" angle always there and the 2nd gender weirdness? I always thought it originally came about just to have another excuse to characters being ultra mega horny. But it and mpreg were sort of separate until later. It wasn't until poonerism infected a shitload of weird, nerdy girls that the genres seemed to collapse into each other. When you just looked through tags it seems a lot of them will be tagged with m/m but then also vaginal sex. It seems like poonerism has irreversibly changed a lot of fanfic tropes generally speaking and I find it kind of fascinating.

Yes. Omegaverse has its origins in the Supernatural fandom, but others suggest that the furry fandom might have had a role with their obsession over animal traits. Omegaverse was a way to brush away Mpreg and magical uteruses by just giving them a uterus, rather than the 'anal vagina' that was used before. It started picking up from 2010 onwards, when LiveJournal was still popular.

The second gender thing is somewhat recent, I think, due to the influx of gender stuff on tumblr in general. Before, anal vaginas was a 'Just So' thing; Omegaverse wasn't a critique on modern social norms or whatever. It was a weird niche fetish and was treated as such. There were no lawsuits against Lindsay Ellis for criticizing said Omegaverse books or people like ColeyDoesThings making videos on it. Once AO3 became more popular and replaced Livejournal, and all the enbies and related people moved to this genre, it exploded. The fandom with the most Omegaverse fics is BTS/Bangtan Boys. Kpop fandoms are very strange, to say the least, with an insanely rabid fandom.

The vaginal sex thing is true, though. On AO3, at least a third of it is 'M/M' when it normally involves an FTM. It may sound repetitive, but it is virtually impossible to discuss bad fanfic now without bringing in the culture surrounding it. AO3's own stats show a marked increase in 'enbies' or related terms increasing past 2015, with around 20% of them being an identity other than 'cis woman'.

Omegaverse itself has now entered the public sphere with books such as 'Quicksilver', and you can find Booktubers mocking it for its shitty writing. Following that, you'll get threads putting Colleen Hoover's writing against fanfic as if examples like Machine 4 Man isn't Hoover-esque writing. Omegaverse had its roots in fanfic; they don't really have the right to complain if YA novels and adult novels begin to sound like bad AO3 fanfic when they are taking inspiration from AO3 fanfic.

And I am sorry but that animator that said that Mel is Jayce’s beard is super retarded because he was definitely animated like he was enjoying her in their sex scene and not a disgusted gay man lol.

That would be Andres Derahkshani, who even got called out by his own animators for seeing Silco and Jinx as a romantic couple. Yes, THAT angle was pushed, too. Animators are not saints and can bring in their own fetishes to a medium. One prominent example was the Beetlejuice show that had animators making period jokes and sex jokes between Lydia and Beetlejuice. Lydia was just 12 years old. Totally Spies has a lot of weird fetishes, too, one that I remember of Sam getting filmed while taking a shower. She was 16.

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Bluejorts has decided to discuss her dick measuring contest, with the biggest dinger donger being 5 cm big.

Spoiler: Growers and Showers

> Wants to compare dick sizes
> Brings up hormones and how it was great how their voices broke
> Their feet grew under T, making them taller somehow(height is due to male genes, not testosterone)
> People with different anatomy
You mean men? Males?
> It gets bigger when you get hard
Only slightly. It doesn't have the same internal wiring as a penis. You can forever cope about that.


> Two men
> Dick measuring contest
Lol. Lmao. You aren't male, so this can't be a dick measuring contest when you don't have dicks.

BTW, we really need to retire calling the vulva a flower or having flower-related terms associated with it. I get it, yes, sometimes it looks like petals, but it always sounds cringeworthy.

> Wiry hair
You wrote that his hair was trimmed.
> Some other analogy he can think of that doesn't associate his partner's genitalis to flora
There's always the classic meat curtains analogy. But comparing genitalia to food is even worse, so...

> He is not shaven or trimmed, hair a wiry thicket
Yeesh. He's got hair so thick he could trap a Boeing jet engine in there. They always write them as having untamed, wild bushes and while that is a preference, it doesn't make it very erotic. Even in old painting the hair was at least groomed or trimmed. If you can use it as a mosquito net, I don't know what to tell you.
> 2 cm
That's shorter than my pinky, and I have a small pinky.

Hm, that's bigger than the average at 4.6 cm. Still 2 inches.

God, I hate this dialogue. For a dick measuring contest they sure do act like pussies. It's a recurring theme in bluejorts' work to make it sound as if these 'men' have no idea what they're doing.

> It's uncomfortably dry
I wonder why that is.
> Solid weight of his cock
And it weighs less than a marble.



How nice of them to be so considerate and make sure boundaries are not crossed. However, it's getting really tedious at this point.
> I will respect your decision if we do not
You already said that.


I wish I could say bluejorts has variety in her work, but she does not. All Jayce does is go, 'Oh fuck, oh man, oh God oh fuck' like it's a bad 1980s porno. I have read some very spicy sex dialogue that makes you go, 'Holy fucking shit, that's HOT', but this isn't it. It just makes me think of Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys.

> Cock twitching and throbbing noticeably
It's 2 inches big. A worm has more function in its body.
> You've certainly gotten bigger and thicker
Me when I lie
> Licking a fat stripe from hole to cock

Great sex dialogue. He sounds like a GTA NPC who's glitching.

> Lightheaded that he can feel inside of him
Yes, that's what fingering entails. Yes, it's his job to be thorough. Why is this a shock? You aren't getting fingered by Dr. Salvador, so take a breather for a minute.

> Fingers fuck sloppy and deep
Me when I finally get my hands on a snow crab and lobster combo

> A devastating reflection of your past lovers
What past lovers? Says a lot when another woman is able to bring him to orgasm, but not natal males.

Imagine if he DID drop him. I'd be laughing my ass off.
> Like that first night together
Like, like, like like? Like like like like.

> You are far too large for your own good
And he still can't use it for penetration, lmao.

He may be hot, but this dialogue sure isn't.

"Oh fuck oh man I oh shit oh man oh fuck oh no" - Is this a smut scene or are we fighting with the TSA?
> Viktor squirts up his arm, soaking the sleeve of his shirt
Glad T didn't dry him up. I will say this, the author does make big dick Viktor canon in a way, and doesn't make him an absolute bottom bitch...but the dialogue and the writing tank it, as does her attitude.

It's still not big enough for penetration, as evidenced by the fact he had to fingerfuck you through it.

Bluejorts removed the latter half of her author's note; this was screencapped on the original before I refreshed the page. The pooner who gets off on fisting and fucking people's mothers gets mad when certain women don't squirt on command? You don't say. This was her response to someone saying she was being mean about it:

Proof that they'll only ever take criticism from one of their own, and that's when it's sprinkled with platitudes like this. Too bad I kept the original, babe. Keep on fisting for those fruitless squirts.

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Problematicism has continued with her Fetlife fic. Here is chapter 3 and 4.

Spoiler: Chapter 3 - Treat Me Like a Real Boy

How polite of him not to fuck a 15-year-old while he's pushing 40. Such a gentleman.
> Never indulging in the childish romantic fantasies
Homie...that's exactly what you're doing. This is a childish romantic fantasy gone very, very wrong.
> The inability for either of them to put a name to this
I can. It's grooming.
> Grows huffy and jealous whenever Viktor briefly mentions another man in his life
He's 15. You're acting way too possessive over a teenager.
> Not that childish notion of boyfriend-girlfriend holding hands in the hallways
Oh, but this is adult-like, planting a collar around a teenager's neck. He also demands that Viktor wear that collar to school, btw, so that everyone can see it.
> Far better suited to the type of boy Viktor thinks he is
Which is?

> He feels more like Jayce's property than anything else
> Ultimate control of his entire being
> Plies him with gifts and attention
> Bribes lingerie store employees to look the other way so he can go into the same changing room as his 'son'
> Likes to watch said teenager change into the clothes he picks
Oh, that's not a red flag at all. It's hammered in with the way Viktor is acting, eager to submit to the larger, older, more experienced male. There is always a trend in these fics and it's making the trans man subservient to the actual man.

> The man takes control of the pooner's life
> Said pooner wishes it happened sooner
That's tragic. He wants a father figure and he's seeking it in a 40-year-old man he met on a BDSM website meat for adults.

> Hopeless romantic movies so often guiding him
Yeah, this is a woman talking. A teenage boy doesn't give a damn about romance movies, even the gay ones, because they are more concerned with gay culture and masculinity at large. This is a little girl who wants a man in her life, and she chose the worst one.
> A collar?
Yes, it's the same collar seen in the first chapter. Viktor keeps acting surprised upon seeing it.

> Gold complementing his pale skin
Gypsies have a thing for white children so it doesn't shock me to see her emphasize it every chance she gets.
> He likes it, guiltily so, likes to think that anyone could see such obvious proof of who Viktor belongs to
That's also a nice way of ending up in the slammer, because other kids are going to notice and gossip way more than adults.

> Depraved desire to own him entirely
Hey, slavery was abolished centuries ago. If you wanted him so badly, get a time machine and become a Barbary pirate.
> Inherently sexual in his intentions
When are his intentions NOT sexual?
> He half wants it to sear onto the boy's flesh somehow, that inking, that branding
> That act of ownership around his throat
Redundant. It's already 'seared in' if he's wearing that brand of yours.
> Jayce understands now
Spoiler: he was groomed by Cassandra Kiramman and that's why he's fine with doing this. It's him 'taking back his agency' or whatever.

> He knows only because of Jayce
That is a lie, he joined Fetlife knowing what it was and because he wanted to find a BDSM partner. He was already viewing porn and lied about his age to get an account.
> Mark-red Viktor's knees after too long
*That will mark Viktor's knees red after too long
> He knew Jayce was big - had to, felt the outline pressing against him often enough
Of course. He's the Hispanic Hog. When is he a normal size?
> Tear his eyes away for fear of choking the boy in his lust, wanting to push and see how far Viktor is willing to go
Nothing like breaking open a 15-year-old's throat with your massive cock. Tootsie pops got nothing on this.

> Doe-eyes
He doesn't have doe-eyes. His eyes are far sharper. This is done to make him look younger and more innocent than he is.
> Work him open, to fuck him, to claim him entirely
*Work him open to fuck him
> Sloppy and poor technique
You're literally judging a 15-YEAR-OLD for bad oral sex skills? Fuck you, groomer. I'd rather see a log truck plow into you. I'll show you what a 'down there' package is.

Here is Chapter 4. This is where you are meant to sympathize with a sex pest.

Spoiler: Chapter 4 - It Ain't Me, I Ain't No Inventor's Son

We learn where these grooming antics came from: a Wasian MILF who wanted to see if Latino teenage boys are worth the trouble. He internalizes this and comes to associate his role with domination and raw fucking, which really suits the stereotype of the brown man being a slave to his sexual prowess. Never beating the allegations, I see.


> Wonders if he is addicted to eating him out
If he does it enough, is that proof enough?
> Fucks him like this, caring little or not whether Viktor asks for it or not
Oh, great, we have a barely-there rape fetish too. Unconscious bodies can't say no.
> All fits of shame that might follow afterwards
Shame? This kid went on a BDSM website and hooked up with a 40 year old who wants to view him as his property and make him wear a collar at school. All of that is fine, but having an orgasm isn't? What?

Of course your classmates are going to have snide remarks - they are going to know what that collar is. You aren't being subtle.

> He looks his age
This author has an obsession with white youth and it fits that she's a Gypsy. Her people are known to kidnap white children; this is just her culture speaking.
> Thinks he could so anything to him now
You already said that. We don't need to read about you wanting to be a rapist twice.

Now, putting a barely conscious person into a steaming hot bath isn't a good idea. That will only raise their heartrate and cause them to pass out again. You don't want them drowning in the tub, do you?

> Bordering on something akin to lovers
Talk about delusional.
> I could provide for him even better than his own organs
That sounds pretty ableist and transphobic. You say the crippled trans teen can't take care of themselves?
> Nothing more than a doll
You already wrote that.
> Overwhelmed by his beauty
> Most beautiful person he has ever laid eyes on
> The beauty that keeps drawing him back in
You want another line about beauty? Coming right up.

> Probably should have warned you
> There are so many things he should have warned him of
Oh, that's nice. Nothing like holding back essential details. This means that there isn't full consent involve and that this is all based on manipulation. Reminder this started because a kid went on Fetlife and wanted easy sex.
> He can accept it is inherently wrong
> He has done some terrible things
> The number is still too young to admit to himself
Yet he keeps doing it because that virgin white pussy is too good.

> Doe eyes
Ugh, this again. Anything to infantilize this character further.

> Temptation incarnate
> As if he has not thought about it
So much for that line about not doing terrible things. All it took was one flash of that cunt and he wanted to go to pound town.

> His curious boy, unsure of himself and of so much
He was pretty sure what Fetlife was when he lied about his age. He had no problem hooking up with pederasts such as yourself.
> He finds he likes all of it
> Can't recall the last time he had sex without needing to conform to expectations of dominance
> Just fucking, pure dominations
So. A thoroughbred misogynist. He did this to an older woman, and now he's doing it to a teenage girl. He's the worst time of man because those 'social roles' include humiliating women in the name of promoting male sexual need and domination. Again, these people are never beating the allegations.

What a shocker. All those 'he's too young, I can't do this, I've done terrible things' are thrown out the window because our teenager is too beautiful to resist. He's just 'made for him', and now that untouched pussy has been claimed, fulfilling his fantasy. As always, note how the man's fantasy is more important; how his needs are greater and need to be addressed. It's never the other way around. Something you want to tell with that, my dear Gypsy?

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The last chapter of that GOT/Arcane fic was posted. It was boring as hell so I'll just sum it up: it ends with our lad becoming a Queen (but don't call them a woman, that's disgusting and bigoted), having kids and naming them Targs despite both Stark and Targ bloodlines being effectively wiped out. Sequels are planned. Books have not been read. Betas are gnashing their teeth. Just an all around shitty story. GOT are anal over the lore for a reason because we are still waiting for WoW, dammit.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I have a question for those who pay closer attention to it but since a lot of fics discussed have omegaverse, I wonder, was the "guy with pussy" angle always there and the 2nd gender weirdness? I always thought it originally came about just to have another excuse to characters being ultra mega horny.

I'm going to dissent from thread consensus a little bit. Omegaverse is a rare instance of being able to track the birth of a fandom/fetish/trope/AU, because it happened on the Internet and it got popular quickly enough that its origins weren't lost to bitrot by the time people started looking. Like @Chandelier said, it originated on a Dreamwidth AU kink meme for Supernatural; this is known.

But Omegaverse is successful because it's a conglomeration of popular tropes. The Supernatural fans specifically wanted Alpha/Omega and dog penises because werewolf AUs had just had a moment. Heat comes in on the tail of that (haw), and weird how you don't see as much Sex Pollen now that Omegaverse is in town. Mpreg adding to the mix after Heat is obvious, and once the Omegaverse is rolling along, it'd be an odd decision to write an mpreg story that wasn't part of Omegaverse, unless you're going for the "surprise baby" trope.

Other AUs that Omegaverse took over are those now nearly-forgotten BDSM AUs, where characters got identified as a Dom at birth or puberty or something and the Subs couldn't stop themselves from obeying if they got yelled at. And then there was Sentinel/Guide, which was almost the pre-Omegaverse based on how many people wrote Sentinel/Guide AUs vs. how many people ever actually watched The Sentinel.


I think as far as "do they have a magic rectum or a bonus vagina," you'd have to track tags like "Intersex Omegas," with the caveat that they're not always well-tagged.

We've discussed it previously in this thread: because Omegaverse is a catch-all, authors tend to spend either the tags or the beginning of the story explaining how their Omegaverse works. This is acceptable even moreso than explaining your vampires' rules, because Omegaverse has no original author and no canon, and also because in a few pages the reader is presumably going to want to know what kinds of holes are self-lubricating.

So you've got an AU that requires you to pick X elements from the strongly-advised list, and then a handful from all these other strongly-associated elements, and the built-in expectation that you'll explain your version of it in the preface. At that point, if you're in the neighborhood already, it's just easier to write Omegaverse.

 

[Chandelier]

The tags for this one was 'the tragedy of not being able to have a baby with your brother'. It does not take place in bumfuck USA or Pakistan. Just your regular fujo wishing she had a hot Latino brother to rock her panties off. ' images of porn-cunts gaping' is a real line.

Spoiler: My Brother's My Sister

> Two spectacular sons
One of whom gets mental breakdowns if you remind him that he's female, while said female embraces their female genitalia and wears pink lace to be 'seductive'.
> Something as simple as their scents to have changed
No Omegaverse scents this time around. It's just their shampoo.

> They've always been a pair, no need for other friends
Yeah, that's not creepy. Can't wait for the kids to come out looking like retarded aliens a la hydrocephalus thanks to testosterone.



> His hands, large enough to span his waist if he tries
Not this fucking line again. It's THE most overused line in this fandom. Fuck AI, they're the ones scraping and replicating each other's content.
> He had stopped growing in his freshman year of high school
> He'd watched in real time as his frame had grown to dwarf Viktor's
Now it makes me think Viktor is a full foot shorter than Jayce. He's just uwu so smol.

> Someday we won't have to hide
It'll have to be far away to where people don't know you are siblings. However, if you decided to do the dirty and get children out of it, a genetics test will show that you are related. You can kiss your inbred children goodbye after that.
> A flash of pink, frilly lace
> Thin sliver of pale skin between it and his back brace, there isn't much flesh there to cup
Wait a minute, you might think, isn't this a real man? A man's man? Well, the author has an explanation for that:

> Masculine likeness
> Near invisible curves
That isn't a masculine likeness, because males don't have curves. They tend to be very lean. He basically has his illness and starvation to thank for said androgynous look.
> Plump little cock hardens
2 inches, remember.
> Dives right back in like a man starved
Cliché.
> He's allowed to make him feel good about his body, about who he is
You may be wondering: what was the point of transitioning then? It's because they want to have it both ways: they wanted to be treated as male socially, yet be fucked like a female privately.

>He'd walked on eggshells around everyone, afraid not just of being perceived, but being perceived as something he wasn't
AKA he doesn't want to be seen as female, yet has no issue using said female parts to have sex. He wears PINK lace and fancy lingerie when he could have just gone buck naked. It's one of those FTM femininity things where they'll disparage it for outing themselves as women, while accepting it to feel sexy. It's not proof you're secure in what you are; rather, it shows you are deeply insecure, and still need to walk on eggshells.


> Throbbing and full
If you guessed he's carrying a police baton, you'd be right, because otherwise, there'd be no worries about 'ripping Viktor apart' with his penis if it was an average size. You do have to love how he still has the Bigfoot puncher hands when his fingers are too much for our virgin white pussy here.
> He had been riddled with jealousy. Who had taught him to suck cock like that?
And who was his teacher?

That's right, porn: the same thing that likely turned him into a troon. Nothing like fulfilling a MALE fantasy like watching obscene amounts of porn and becoming a pro on your first try. Women who try this tend to suffer physically due to the rough sex. This author is lucky fictional characters have vaginal ejaculate with the thickness of toothpaste to prevent this from happening.

> He'll fuck Viktor like this: raw and open and slick and real
Was there even another option?
> Filling the air with the lewd squelching of a cunt being fucked open
I just think of noodles being stirred in a pot.
> His balls slap wetly against Viktor's ass, frothy, creamy slick splashes against their thighs
'Frothy' and 'creamy' are too different things. Frothy makes me think of wet toothpaste, and creamy makes me think of a man's semen, not a woman's vaginal excretions. If they look like the drool of a rabid dog, it will just make me think you're fucking an octopus.

> Taking it like a fuckdoll
Fuckdoll, ragdoll, cocksleeve, cockwarmer...funny how these are all used for the trans man, and never the actual man.

> Hold himself back from pinning Viktor down and fucking his way to the finish line
1. He's already on the bed. 2. He can't be fucked like that because of his leg. Calm down, horse cock boy.

> Images of porn-cunts gaping and leaking
Those women are usually tag-teamed by multiple men and are physically injured due to their performances. They normally have to get regular STD tests or even surgery. This is not something sexy to write about.
> Pregnant, fat and round with his baby
Funny how trans men will have a mental breakdown if you call them a woman, and then turn around and write pregnancy fetish fics with men they find sexually attractive. They 100% want to be tradwives - just not with you.

> He hadn't paid much attention in anatomy class
Look at that. The man who walks on eggshells for a transman doesn't know much about women's anatomy! What a shocker! He doesn't know where the uterus is but he wants a baby; he doesn't want to treat Viktor like a woman but his first thoughts are of impregnating him because he knows he has the anatomy for it. I love innate contradictions. So much fun.

I didn't add the last bit because they were just ogling each other and calling themselves beautiful. You've read it a thousand times. Might as well end with the 'porn-cunts gaping' comment.

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This one is the nastiest thing the author has ever written, with bangers like 'sucking on panties like a pacifier', 'sudden thirst for pussy juice', 'inhaling it like an oxygen tank' like a CPAPsmear, and more.

Spoiler: Lavender Panty Pacifier

I wonder if he clocks himself when he moans that loud, or it sounds like Kermit the Frog huffing helium. T-induced vocal cry is one thing I never want to hear, on top of the Witch from L4D.

> Viktor knows Jayce has a scent kink
He huffs panties. Does he huff the ass end of it? Gasoline? You gotta go the whole way for that scent kink.
> Irresistible, milky white thighs
We love our white skin, don't we folks?
> It always amazed him how much slick his pussy produces with only a bit of play
Me too. Looks like that T didn't dry him up like California's reservoirs and instead acts like a flash flood.
> A sudden thirst for pussy juice
With the crispness of a Capri sun.

If he's hissing with the panties in his teeth, he's not going to be able to speak properly. He's literally being gagged with that 'kinky adult pacifier'.


This made me laugh. Imagine nearly breaking your FTM's hip by not drying up the floor with a towel. Him breaking down crying is icing on the cake. Not only do we have Viktor's vagoo acting like a Biblical flood, Jayce cries at the drop of a hat. Very manly.

> Wishes Viktor wasn't so quick to soften when he saw Jayce was upset
It's one thing to beat yourself up over a stupid mistake that could have really harmed your partner. It's another to act like it's the end of the world. This is a man with a 10-12'' penis who has mental breakdowns at the drop of a hat. Really takes away the draw, if you ask me. Crybabies aren't hot, even if they have a big dick.

> Realizing how ridiculous it must sound
Because it is. It could have been prevented if you dried the floor with a towel. Go ahead and cry about it. I'd just laugh if the pooner really did break her hip.

> Suck all my cum out of them
> Ya, actually
Amazing dialogue. Catalinaville could never.

He's right. It could have, but it wasn't because we need that sad puppy with the big dick to do some mating presses.
> Ya...ya..
I rarely see 'ya' used. I see 'yeah' universally used. Both are grammatically fine, but 'ya' makes me think of an angry Mexican mother. Maybe that's the intent.
> Puppy playing fetch
Never beating the dog allegations.

He already told you he did it, so it would be safe to assume it was a fantasy he put into practice. BTW that sex toy is real, the author made it clear she isn't sponsored so she doesn't get sued. It's probably the only action she gets.

> The material is filled with pussy juice
I fucking love the way this author writes dirty shit. It's so over the top it cannot be taken seriously. I want you to imagine all of these lines read by Jordan Peterson, because that's what came to mind when I read it.
> Come for me. Squirt for me.
> Would you sniff and lick my pee off my panties too?
Hey, we gotta lean into the dog-thing HARD. Might as well go for this, too.

> Inhaling it like it's the mouthpiece on an oxygen tank
CPAPsmear.
> Is this what you did when you took my purple pair out of the washer?
Yes, because he literally told you that's what he did. Do you have a short term memory on top of having a bum leg?

> I'm not used to you sucking on it like a pacifier
You already wrote that.
> He slowly takes Jayce's entire length into his mouth and down to the back of his throat
For a fic that used the 'Jayce has a large penis' tag, she was definitely vague about it. That's your singular draw and you can't capitalize on it? Sad!
> How is Viktor so open and accepting of this kink of his?
Piss drinking today, sucking off homeless people tomorrow. Next you'll be sticking syringes up your urethra to get a new high.

Glad we have no refractory period for this man.
> You cunt-eating fanatic
I told you to read that in Jordan Peterson's voice. It sounds like something an alternate version of him would say.
> He still can't believe how soaking wet he is after those few minutes with the toy
Women can have multiple orgasms back to back. Our refractory periods are much shorter. You're welcome.

Every time I read about vaginas that drip this much, I think of a wet squid. Same squirting ability, same texture. It's so over-the-top it cannot be taken seriously. Ben Shapiro should be here fact-checking all of this with his wife.
> Soft pale flesh
We love our white skin, don't we, folks?

Sold the fic based on Jayce having a large dick, ended up with Jayce huffing panties like an Abo huffing gasoline. The contents of the package did not match the labeling.

Other AUs that Omegaverse took over are those now nearly-forgotten BDSM AUs, where characters got identified as a Dom at birth or puberty or something and the Subs couldn't stop themselves from obeying if they got yelled at. And then there was Sentinel/Guide, which was almost the pre-Omegaverse based on how many people wrote Sentinel/Guide AUs vs. how many people ever actually watched The Sentinel.

I have read some Omegaverse fics that do have the 'innate dom' thing, but that just comes with the Alpha designation. I have noticed the 'scent' thing really taking off, with it changes based on their moods where it makes you think you're either smelling gasoline, fox piss, or a Bath & Body Works shop. Nothing says social commentary on gender roles like smelling like 'Winterberry' when you're depressed, ', America, fuck yeah' when angry and 'hot and spicy desert' when you're horny. I wonder how that user who started this whole thing feels, knowing they set off a new culture war the way Star Trek formed modern fandom as we know it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I have read some Omegaverse fics that do have the 'innate dom' thing, but that just comes with the Alpha designation.

Definitely--but like I was saying, that "BDSM AU" used to be its own thing. Now if you want to write a submissive-by-birth kinda thing, well, why not make it Omegaverse?

Here's some BDSM AU exposition from 2018; it reads beat-for-beat the same as any Omegaverse story that gets into the emotional hurt/comfort sociology:


Oh, hey, "Soulmate" tropes got folded into Omegaverse too. Soulmate (with birthmarks and such) still stands on its own, though, probably because it can be done very nonsexually.

I have noticed the 'scent' thing really taking off, with it changes based on their moods where it makes you think you're either smelling gasoline, fox piss, or a Bath & Body Works shop. Nothing says social commentary on gender roles like smelling like 'Winterberry' when you're depressed, ', America, fuck yeah' when angry and 'hot and spicy desert' when you're horny.

Witcher fandom influenced this, I think. Lots of smelling normal people's emotions going on in the Witcher fandom.

I wonder how that user who started this whole thing feels, knowing they set off a new culture war the way Star Trek formed modern fandom as we know it.

It was recently discovered who created the skeleton gif from the Mr Skeltal meme, so now we know to thank the late Cathy Jarboe (archive) (The linked video explaining how he found her is really interesting.)

The nostalgia cycle is getting faster and so is history. It might not be much longer before the creators of the Omegaverse are found in real life--the better to shape the bronze for their statues.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Greetings fanfic sporkers. I don't know much about pooner on pooner porn, but I happened to stumble across this thread and see people mention that they were having trouble archiving FF.net. And I took that personally. The good news is, I am a data hoarder, and so can you.

I'm not sure about online archival tools, but there IS a working offline method. It's fairly cumbersome due to the idiot way that FF.net implements DDOS protection. Unsure if incompetence or malice. Anyway.

Download and install Calibre, install the FanFicFare plugin through the Calibre interface, and use the method documented here.

https://github.com/JimmXinu/FanFicFare/wiki/BrowserCacheFeature

I was not able to get the open_pages_in_browser:true method to work, but opening all chapters in the browser first then pulling from cache did.

As far as AO3 members only fics, I didn't have any luck getting them to download into Calbire even with authentication. However the download to mobi function provided by the site seems to work fine, and the cache method might work there as well. If anybody has specific problems, send me a link to the specific story and I'll take another whack at it.

 

[Troon Whisperer]

AO3 currently blocks FanFicFare and similar tools due to server issues that are supposed to be resolved soon, the current workaround to get FFF working again is set the following option in the config:

use_archiveofourown_gay:true

Which forces it to use AO3's alternate domain. As for the browser cache stuff, I found it works better in chrome. I also use the WebToEpub extension to pre-load the story into the cache for FFF to extract.

 

[Chandelier]

This one I can give credit for at least being somewhat self-aware. What happens when you have 13 orgasms in a row as a man? You die, and then wake up with brand new genitalia. Become your own Build-a-bear!

Spoiler: 13 Orgasms and a Bitch Ain't One

I was surprised when I read the tags. I didn't think Viktor was going to be a man in this. Turns out, he just has a 'Hexussy', a fandom term for a brand new vagina after he gets his Hexcorized body.
> Mid forties
They're really in their early thirties, but I guess the time-skip was another decade on top. Thirteen rounds for men THAT old is truly impressive without using hardcore party drugs.


Your cock DID kill him, lmao. You gave him a heart attack after 13 orgasms.
> Jayce thought it was an excellent idea o use it on his husband? What the fuck?
Hey, if it can give you a brand new pocket pussy, why not a bigger dick?

Imagine telling a bunch of paramedics your husband died because you were in a sex marathon and gave him 13 orgasms. "Sex Sent Me to the ER" has nothing on this.

Me when I read trans Viktor content

> I'll even let you peg me every day until you forgive me
Interesting how Viktor is the one who is the receiver, but Jayce isn't. It's also interesting how the Hexcore isn't capable of producing either set of genitalia on a whim, and only goes one direction. Later, based on the way Jayce reacts, you get the impression he doesn't actually like anal, but prefers vaginal sex instead.

That's exactly my reaction. Jayce ain't getting pegged, but you are gonna piss those sheets.

> Viktor has never slept with a woman
And now you have the genitalia of one.
> He feels like a virgin
Now you can understand why your husband is so excited, yeah? Fresh new territory for him to conquer.
> Of course Jayce would know because he's slept with women before
He clearly has a preference for women over men, based on how enthusiastic he is. Rather than act concerned, he goes right in for that purple pussy.

> Rarely claims to be particularly excellent at a certain skill
Something tells me he's the exact opposite. Tell him he can't master something and he'll do it out of spite. Him swallowing 10'' dicks implies that's all he's good for.
> bean like organ
Actually, it's more like an octopus with how it twists around. Or a Kiwi, if you prefer.

> I bet your pussy's gonna feel so fucking good around my cock
Him getting so excited over this confirms the fact he doesn't really like sticking it in ass. He likes au naturel.
> You smell like magic
> What does magic smell like
> Ozone and earth
Uh, so electricity and rainfall? What does Void magic smell like? Octopus ink?

> It tastes divine
And what does that taste like? Ozone and earth.
> Says it out of pettiness that the women get to experience this
Sucks your g spot is in your ass and your husband doesn't like it, but ours isn't and he likes that instead. That should be a red flag.

> Something human an exotic
Then it isn't magical. If magic has a distinct smell, it can't be exotic or divine. Hell, it probably tastes like sticking a fork in a toaster. I'd just think his pussy juice would taste like purple Kool-Aid.
> So my piss tastes divine to you?
Lines I'd never expect to read: version 1.23949444. I bet it tastes like Purple Drank.

> Borderline manic
> Acting like a feral animal in rut
This is definitely a recurring trend.
> Has him in a mating press
See, VeeforVindicta? THIS is a proper mating press.
> There's a wild look in his eyes
> Doesn't know how they can have normal sex again
This just proves he has a greater preference for women and female genitalia. If he's acting that insane over pussy, all that dick-in-ass must've drove up him the wall.
> His stomach already feels full from the amount of water he had to consume beforehand
Why would he have a bladder? He doesn't need to eat or drink anymore.
> Do you think I can get you pregnant this time?
This time? You couldn't get him pregnant before because he was a MAN. He didn't have ovaries.
> Cock so fucking hot and full
Like sticking a balloon on a police baton.
> You're gonna look so damn gorgeous with a full belly
Amazing how he only values said husband if he can pop out a kid. What was the point of marrying him as a man, then?

> Mixture of slick and piss ooze out of his hole
Urine comes from the urethra, not the vagina. They'd be coming out of two different holes.
> They're not even sure if he has the capability to carry a child
You already said that.
> Kids screaming around barefoot in joy
Ah, the classic cottage by the stream with four children while he wears a tradwife dress and is barefoot and pregnant. What a way to go, being reduced to a stereotypical female role.

> He can't even take care of himself half the time
Too bad, pregnancy is the only thing your broken body can do, so you better suck it up, buckwheat.

> I want a family with you
> We don't even know if it's something I'm capable of doing
You already said that. The fact Jayce is already chomping at the bit for kids means he never wanted you as a gay man, he wanted you as a woman and he got that wish. It's actually rather homophobic when you think about it. His male genitalia wasn't good enough, but female genitalia was. This is all coming from progshits, remember, so it really is horseshoe theory in action. Just don't piss the sheets this time around with Purple Drank.

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You've heard about sex pollen, now get ready for 1 litre of seminal volume! Never worry about birth rates again after this. When he comes down your chimney, you gonna need a mop.

Spoiler: Butt Plug Sex Pollen and Seminal Seas

> A butt plug in his ass. Sometimes both
Talk about getting bummed up, eh? Aphrodisiac plants is a helluva way to make money - especially with the amount of sperm males produce when huffing it. The Last of Us? Nah. The Last Orgasm of Us.
> His cunt leaks out of control
I'd make a Texas flood joke but that'd be too macabre.
> His orgasms slam into him as though they're contractions
They might as well be if your uterus is that excited and your cunt twitching like a generator.

> Lost control of how much he's had
Might've been prudent to write down his results, eh?
> One moment he's aware of being speared on a cock, the next he's on his hands and knees taking it up the ass
Don't worry, Salo the white boy isn't nearly as big as Jayce. That backdoor and front hole is saved for our Hispanic Hog only.
> Calling him slut and whore
Accurate for once. Blame the plant.
> The effects of the plant aren't immediate
They were the first time.
> It's the plant - and it works
Well you were just studying for weeks. Why wouldn't it? The problem was the dosage which you just solved.

> It isn't so mind-numbing that he immediately touches himself
What was that about the plant not working? It clearly does. It was all about exposure. Has he written ANY of this down?


Uh oh...someone is getting a case of the horny...

That ain't no fever. That's the plant that somehow is working against a new subject that's been in there for three weeks. I guess it has the right amount of sentience to know when to activate when it can sense when complementary genitalia are close to each other.

Damn right. That plant was there for WEEKS and you just remembered it? You really were asking for this.


Not surprised Salo never bothered to go down on him. That's only for our Latin Lover boy.
> Hold and cock
And it's still smaller than his palm, lmao.

> Jayce is big, a lot girthier than the others he took before
Naturally. He has to be bigger than the disposable white man. White men have small dicks, spread the word.
> Can feel him getting hard inside
> Hard again
?? How were you able to slip him inside you if he wasn't hard? This makes me think he can inflate and deflate his penis with this pollen like a flat tire.
> It feels like a liter of water has been squirted into Viktor's pussy
Semen is thicker than water. A litre of it would absolutely drain this man, sex pollen or not. If it really can expend seminal volume production like that, Viktor should have written that down.

> I lucked out you're into men
Straight with extra steps.

> He can easily manhandle someone
> He wonders if he's into manhandling someone
> He wonders what it would be like to be manhandled
> Loves the idea of being manhandled
> Gets manhandled
Damn, that's a lot of manhandling. Pooners know what men are when it comes to being caged by a big muscly man.
> It's as though they're trying to sink into each other's flesh
?? They are already doing that because Jayce is inside him. What a dumb fucking thing to write.

> His cock sandwiched tightly between their stomachs
That's like squishing a baby tomato next to a giant zucchini. I will never take it seriously.
> Viktor feels so dirty and full and wet
You already wrote that. You also highlighted how he literally has a litre of cum inside him.

>> His cock battering into his spent cunt
I just imagine a spoon whisking around cake batter. It's just so thick and voluminous all I can think of is food.
> A ton of liquid gushes out of him like he's peeing all over the floor, if the pee is white and sticky
So he basically pushed out a Dunkin' Donuts day's worth of batter. OK.

> In the dark fr years
> Was there for only three weeks
Imagine retconning your own lore after writing someone pushing out a litre of cum out their snatch. Couldn't be me. Would it shock you to learn this one is the author's most popular work? I wonder why that is.

Now I wait for the last chapter of Machine 4 Man that might come out tomorrow, as well as the new chapter from Fujofrankenstein. Getting to the finishing line for those horrors.

Witcher fandom influenced this, I think. Lots of smelling normal people's emotions going on in the Witcher fandom.

It amazes me how fast that fandom fell into obscurity as soon as the show took a massive hit from Cavill leaving. It was huge in the lockdown era and Geraskier was one of the biggest ships (I don't get the draw because Joey Batey looks like a fucking rat man). It wasn't mentioned in this year's Tumblr 'post your best non canon mlm ships' (Jayvik was) despite having 22k fics. It only get around 100 a month now. No one wrote about that shows Yennefer because if you think black female characters get shit, well, Indian women don't get any at all. Everyone went for the rat man over the turkey neck Indian.

As far as AO3 members only fics, I didn't have any luck getting them to download into Calbire even with authentication

I noticed that months ago when I was trying to put some fics on my e-reader and it wouldn't load. I don't have an issue with reading them via Google Books on my tablet, which is what I've been doing so far.

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Here is the second chapter to Rekki/OhNovi's Fae magic fic. This one is written by Novi and you can absolutely tell apart the tonal change. This one has far more worldbuilding and character development than the first chapter, and will make you go, 'why the hell wasn't THIS the first chapter'? The major twist in this one is a character becoming crippled because their Fae guardian didn't look at their tarot deck that day. Real shit.

Spoiler: Chapter 2 - Fast and the Furious (In the Cards)

> his breathing still into the smallest
The smallest what?
> Viktor had thought Jayce Talis sweeping into his life, eternal and inevitable, would fit everything that had fallen astray
This is something you say after sufficient character development, not fucking in the first chapter. I stated that these two had no chemistry in said first chapter and I stand by it. It's lazy and illogical to have statements like these like they've known each other for years when Viktor jumped on his cock like a rabbit in a snare.

> Can he truly allow himself to have feelings like this?
Again, ask that AFTER you have sufficient character development!


You should have asked that before you started fucking! This conversation is a lot more interesting than whatever the fuck happened in Chapter 1.

> I do consider it to be a shop
It's a magical fairy shop. You'd think Jayce, running errands for his mother and grandmother, would know this already.

> It is difficult to explain
> Is it magic
No shit. Are you dumb, or something? It's a mini pocket dimension shoved into a dilapidated building where he doesn't have to pay rent for.

Lmao imagine him using fairy magic to pay off the bank loans. Jews everywhere would be upset someone is usurping their tricks.


WHY DID YOU JUMP HIS DICK WHEN YOU FIRST SAW HIM, THEN?! Fucking hell. There's dumb bitch juice and whatever the hell this is. I hate it when characters dig these pits all by themselves and then wonder how they got there. You, bitch! You dug that hole! Now deal with it!

> is in a magic curios shop
> has been groomed into it since he was young
> jumped the faerie first chance he got
> still asks if any of the stuff he sees is magical
We are dealing with a room temperature IQ man here.

No, it's your clone. Of course it's your fucking ancestor - and the twist is, Viktor was banging him, too. He is only loyal to his family because that 18th century dick was too good.

Also, nice job catching 'you leg' instead of 'your leg'.

> How did it happen
He literally just told you. He can't handle iron, and he told you the picture was a reflection of events.
> Looks impassioned and beautiful
He's also dumb as a sack of rocks but don't let that stop you.

"I do not stay because of an ancient bond. I stay because of an ancient bond."

Nice contraction.

> I feel so stupid about that. I should have known that it was just a kiss
You're acting stupid right now. You KNOW it isn't. You're bonded to your family's ancestral fae guardian. Why are you still asking dumb questions?

Jayce is talking like Japanese characters do in anime where they repeat questions back. In that case, it's a cultural tic; here, it's just Jayce refusing to accept things at face value. He's being exposed to magical things and wonders how it's magical, when he had no issue fucking said magical creature. There's no intelligence to be found here.

> But it isn't an illusion
He LITERALLY just implied it was. You should infer it is because you just said it wasn't Vancouver. Does the lack of drug addicts and needles show you it isn't Vancouver, retard?
> Are you ever going to give me a straight answer?
Are you going to stop asking dumb questions?

Oh my...he told you that. From the beginning. You knew he was a mystical creature. Why the fuck do you keep asking this. This man is acting dumber than Forrest Gump.

> His hands are far larger than Viktor's
Gotta have the Bigfoot puncher hands. Viktor is just uwu so smol.

Now he asks why Viktor didn't save him from becoming crippled if he was bonded to his family. This would have been a great interaction had their relationship been fleshed out. As it stands, this is an exposition dump. Jayce could have asked this when he saw the painting, and Viktor could have explained he doesn't have control over every single thing.

Jayce brings up a good point here: why DIDN'T Viktor do anything to at least influence things to lessen the blow of him breaking his leg? Turns out he was too goddamn lazy and didn't look at his cards. That's quite the reveal, and has a macabre humour to it: imagine the person you stuck your dick in admitted they made you crippled because they didn't look at your deck that day. That's poetic irony in its rawest form. I'm not forgetting that tidbit as we go on.

> He cannot explain without saying too much
You just did, though. You didn't look at his cards and that is why Jayce is a broke ass cripple. He should be way angrier than he is.
> You will eventually be obliged to me
Eventually? Boy he jumped on you FIRST FUCKING THING, his fate was sealed. I really despise how Rekki and Novi treat their audience as if they're kids - and to be fair, they are. They're mentally children.

'Might soon fracture'? He's already fractured and spilling out. This is redundant.

Jesus Christ Yes, genius, your magical fairy here is about to enter the immortal realm because he's tired of your shit. I'd clock out as soon as he kept asking these dumb questions.

> My family depends on you
You already said that
> Am I going to die?!
Please do. I cannot stand this manchild.

Death is considered the most positive card of the Arcana deck. This is a boy who grew up around mystical women who believed in that; I have no idea why he is asking these questions over and over when he can at least approach it with a scientific mind. He truly does sound like a manchild and it is NOT sexy, regardless of how big his dick is.

You were already told that, you dumbfuck.

Aha, see? It's foreshadowing and a metaphor for their love! Look at those big, mighty bucks! Except one of those bucks doesn't have real antlers, so they aren't gay bucks! No buck breaking around here!

It was never implied he regretted it? He was too busy asking questions whether he would die or not and where the mystical forest came from? Ugh, I already hate this world building and internal logic.

This fic has been upped from 6 chapters to 8, so this will be a drawn out torture. I already cannot stand these characterizations because they are so terrible. Most of the comments are ballwashing these authors, which I've come to expect, but Jesus Christ. Why wasn't this character interaction used in the first chapter? why did we immediately jump to sex? Where is the internal logic for the process of events? I don't have a clue, and I don't think anyone else is asking either. Remember, Rekki is the one who wrote that Jayce doesn't know what crabs are and was amazed that ocean water tastes like salt, and OhNovi wrote that infamous 'dog drool' line. These are not intelligent people.

 

[Chandelier]

Fujofrankenstein has come out with Chapter 18, the vaunted and long-awaited for chapter that at last has the smut. Buckle up, lobsters. You're about to get cooked. 'You really are a whore for daddy's cock' is the line of the day. Also features cervical pounding, because who needs an ER visit when you got a big ole Latin Lynchpin? Author also doesn't think pinching the carotid artery is a big deal.

Spoiler: Chapter 18 - Cherry Poppin' Dream Daddy

> They could have killed you
No major loss. This is just the author's fetish over wishing her dad was as hot as Jayce as he fucks her.
> Knows it's nearly all his students are whispering about these days
But nothing related to the chair incident. I remember that: how Viktor came on the chair and Jayce lapped it up. Or how he was bringing around his 'son' and being way too comfortable with him. Everyone seems to have forgotten that.

Of course. Trans men love acting tough but are utter babies when it comes to injecting the hormone they bitched and fought over so they wouldn't commit suicide. This boy took a fist to the face (and the pussy) way better.

Ah yes, that. I remember that very well: despite being suspicious that Viktor was underage, Jayce still took advantage of him because he couldn't resist that white twink. He fingerfucked him in his truck, found out he was 15, and then had a pseudo-moral crisis about what he did while never actually atoning for it. It was a 'I swear I didn't know she was 16' excuse, but where the man actually enjoys it because he views it as fresh meat. All those grinding sessions and fingerbanging sessions prove it.

> The way he poured his heart out
And it was in a Creekbed Carter song, sung by another pooner, and nothing but Ethel Cain songs.
> Effervescent joy that overtook Viktor's entire being when they did his first T shot
Ah yes, I seem to recall him constantly saying he wanted to die if he didn't get it, and Jayce threatening other women if they so much as looked at him the wrong way. I'm sure those depressive episodes are made SOOOO much better, eh?

> You've been leading me on!
That's a really fucking rich thing to say when you, at 15, used a fake ID at a GAY BAR to pick up older men and were SHOCKED to find one that you found hot that went along with it for years. YOU led him on, and he is equally at fault for going along with it.

This is the chapter where we get to see the Hispanic Hog in action.
> Pert little ass
What ass? I've seen baboons with more meat.
> His skin is just begging to be marked up
Makes sense that white skin is the only skin you can see it on

> His frustration, his jealousy
His greatest opposition is a 20 year old that was based on a doodle, the same man he threatened to fail. He also got mad at another trans teen, mind you, just for asking Viktor a question.

> Sweet little ass
What ass? If you ask this question on Twitter, these same cunts will act as if you just murdered their entire family.
> His alabaster skin
White boy summer is on!

> His little puffy cock
And it's barely larger than his pinky. I should also point out that Jayce was the one who finger banged him first, and probably will be the first to sodomize him. As for the double penetration, I wonder if there'll be a second party or if there'll just be a toy involved. Probably the latter, given our Latin Lover's jealousy.

> He's the most beautiful thing he's ever seen
White pussy does tend to do crazy things to me.
> It was makeup. Dmitri is straight
He still made those comments as if he knew Viktor intimately. Besides, you aren't a gay man. That Instagram wouldn't be filled with shitty Indie music but KMFDM and locations for gay hookup parties.

> You're my partner, my soulmate
I still forget he was ever a scientific partner because there was only one chapter where they actually did anything intellectual together. Since then it's been endless pining.
> He's so tight, he has no idea how he's going to fight
There's the bodice ripper hetslop we know and love! Big brown dick in tight white pussy, name a better combo.

> He could cry at how right it feels
Almost as if you have complementary genitalia.
> Could've had this ages ago
Then he'd be fucking a minor and you'd be in foster care while he gets a Sex Offender entry.
> Should be soft and loving and safe
Always about safety with these pooners.
> Sets a brutal pace as he fucks into Viktor, spearing him open
Like a nice, classic kebab. She was so horny over writing this she forgot to spell 'mussed' right.

> God, he's going to hell
He keeps saying that, and it's getting real fucking annoying. More so as he never actually believes it, not when he thinks said white pussy feels like heaven.
> He honestly can't remember one good reason he didn't let himself have this sooner
Because you'd end up on the Sex Offender registry for finger fucking a 15-year-old.
> Jayce fucks Viktor as hard as he can - surely bruising his cervix
You know Fujo has never had vaginal sex like this because ANYTHING happening to the cervix like that is unbelievably painful. It can be stimulated, yes, but fucking hell not like this!
> Wanton like a whore
> You really are a whore for Daddy's cock
Whores fake their moans, and they don't want to be there sucking dirty John dick.

> He is thirty years older than Viktor and he is embarrassingly close to coming already
Don't feel bad, you barely last five minutes on average anyways. You're past the wall and your seminal volume is decreasing - as is that dick size. He also has the refractory period of a teenage boy, shocker.
> Choke me
> Pinches his carotid artery
Yeah, that's how you knock someone the fuck out. That artery delivers blood to the brain. You'll put your trans son in a coma over giving them the orgasm of their life.

> He hopes it takes, wants to give Viktor a baby so fucking bad
Viktor threatened suicide multiple times over not getting testosterone. Now, we have Jayce wanting to put a baby in him and Viktor not suffering an ounce of dysphoria over it. This shows me that they are perfectly fine being treated as women if the man fucking them A) has a big dick B) is hot, and C) fits their stereotypical male fantasy.
> Little cocklet
Indeed. Compared to Jayce's man meat, it'll always look like a marble compared to a bowling pin.

> Viktor is small enough
Vaginas are nearly all the same size. Implying that his vagina is smaller is weird as fuck. It just means the edges of his clit is positioned differently.
> Watching in awe as thick pools of cum pour out of his clenching hole
Not bad for a 50-year-old. Gotta have the consistency of lard by now.
> He eats Viktor out like it's his last meal on earth
Cliché.

> It's not long before Jayce's cock is hard again
Not bad, again, for a 50-year-old man. White, fresh pussy really does work wonders.
> Fucking into Viktor hard and fast and relentless
Which he was already doing before he ejaculated.

> Fucking his son like he's nothing but a slut, begging for his daddy's cock
You were already calling him a whore, so this is redundant.
> Coming inside for the second time that night
Not bad for a 50-year-old man. Plus, it ejaculates twice in that teenage pussy, and one in the ass.
> Pressing his cock even more snugly against his cervix
Whatever happened to bruising it? if he was actually doing that, this boy would be screaming in pain.

Of course the dildo is big and thick like Jayce's cock. Why am I not surprised? It must be on the larger end for accuracy.

> perfect little hole
He wants to try anal (no doubt watching it from porn) and never actually used that giant dildo. You'd be able to tell because that asshole would be far puffier.

> You really are a little slut
You've said that three times already.
> You're so big
You've also said that already.
> He feeds Viktor his cock inch by painstaking inch
Without lube, btw. He never actually uses it.

> I want you to fuck me like an animal
When hasn't he NOT been one? It's always a fantasy of these people to make the Latino a beast in bed. Makes sense as the only person who ever showed Fujo attention was another pooner.
> He's so small
> So tiny
> Such a little boy stretched on daddy's cock
This is where that shotacon thing comes in. Despite Viktor now being an adult, he's depicted as being small and child-like, probably under 5'0 in height. That is 100% deliberate.

> He's coming, so much it's spilling out around his cock
This man has come three times in under five minutes, with seminal volumes that no normal human man can achieve. Fujo is 100% projecting here because there's no way her fellow trans friends would ever fuck her like this.
> Nearly bending him in half
So much for his disability. People forget he just had his spine fixed and has leg issues, and therefore he can't be bent like that.
> Sliding his softening cock out
But wait! There's more!

> You're such a fucking slut
You've said that three times already. We get it.
> Such a whore for your Dad's cock
Make that four times.
> Little cock slut
Make that four.
> You just need to have your holes filled, is that it?
I wonder if Fujo knows she's projecting here, and that Jayce really isn't just talking to Viktor, but the audience.

Viktor comes four times, and pisses in the last one, because Jayce thinks pee comes from the vagina. Squirting and piss aren't the same thing, but both contain urea. One notably doesn't come from kidney filtration.

It reminds me of that one picture from La_Boudeliere where Viktor has so much semen coming out of his holes it's like a whipped cream factory. This is a 50-year-old man with a sex drive real men only dream of, with seminal volumes putting stud bulls to shame.

I can't wait for Viktor to brag to his female friend group about getting his holes gaped. You know this will be the most popular chapter as it's the one everyone has been waiting for, and what you got was a shotacon adjacent, double-dildo, three-time whipped cream champion. This is the author's only popular fic and her most commented one - all curated, of course.

Also just found out that an artist currently getting whacked for making a brown man a slave drew cover art for Queercatfan's 'Coming Home' fic. In case. You need. Reminding. The prose. What like. This. And it. Kept doing it. In every. Chapter.

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So, @Big Miss Steak I figured this would interest you. Manacled redux has now been published.



From the highlights Miss Steak showed...it's less 'genuinely devastating' than a bottom-of-the-barrel torture porn.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

I'm approaching the last 10% of Secrets and Masks. I lost my e-reader for a while.

The only people who find Manacled "devastating" are people who read fanfiction and/or YA (Manacled did break out of the typical fanfic community). These readers aren't used to encountering challenging/upsetting topics (like sex slavery, main characters dying off, or main characters being maimed for life).

Manacled isn't good, but it does contain many mature and upsetting topics, and people mistake that for art. People are also bonding with these characters because they're established HP characters, not because they're well written or complex.

 

[Chandelier]

While I still wait for M4M to have its final chapter updated, here's the Baby Mama Drama in the mean time.

Spoiler: Chapter 7 - Alpha Bucks, Alpha Child Support

> Can't bring himself to hate it
Of course not. That's your baby daddy! That omega brain is crying out for a provider! If you think I'm joking about that omega brain thing, I assure you I am not. It's 100% real.
> It would be asking too much to unlearn behaviour seemingly etched into his bones
So you're arguing that certain traits are hereditary and no amount of social programming can erase them. Almost as if you're arguing your 'female coded' character here suited for domestic duties and nothing else.
> Makes sure that the omega is safe
> Just knowing that he was safe
Pooners and their obsession with safety. They do love their territorial men because they like the idea of men fighting over them. Gives them an air of desirability.


> Sky has kept everything in order
As a real nigga would.
> Everyone else requires a certain amount of effort from him to be on
AKA they are too retarded to be on your level.
> He does have to admit that there are some things that are just facts
So stereotypes are true and biological essentialism is real. Thank you for confirming the obvious, author! They're always so candid on hatefacts in Omegaverse that they'd never admit to in real life.


> Proper tacos
Because a state that's half Mexican can't make tacos for some reason. It's 48% white, so maybe white woman tacos really DO stand out.
> Maybe Jayce has a point; he should eat more often
> Ever since falling pregnant, he has been eating more
Because we can't have the body of a cripple deteriorate when pregnant. it's always hunky dory and a swell time, because it is 100% NOT a fetish. No ma'am.

Don't take ibuprofen. You can only take acetaminophen, aspirin sometimes if a doctor says it is safe. No opioids or hard drugs for you, my sweet omega.

> Equally equipped to deal with the weather
Mind you, they are in San Antonio and it makes it seem they are in Wisconsin in the middle of winter.
> How's research into your project going?
What research? What project? All we know about this character is that he's pregnant. What else is there to know?

> He didn't hate nests, but much like the rest of his biology, it was just unnecessary
You said it yourself: facts are facts, and apparently you need to cover yourself like a roly-poly just to keep warm.
> I think some part of my omega brain wants to keep him around
Swap it to 'woman brain' and see how that sounds. Sounds misogynistic, right? It's OK when it's an omega because it's just a man with a fancy vagina. You can be as offensive as you like, just don't call him an ugly cripple.

> I felt cold when he left
> Hormones
Looks like it's their version of 'hoe math'. They're just too stupid to live in society.
> I'm not getting back together with him just for the baby
But you need that child support, so you ARE getting back together just for the baby.

> He had entertained the idea of sharing custody of the pup with each other
Now I really want to know what child support laws are like in Omegaverse. Do omegas get fair hearings in trials or do the alphas get immediate custody?
> Hypothetically speaking
OK, who invited Ben Shapiro?

What I noticed is that the doctor and no one else ever brought up how his disability would be impacted or affected by the pregnancy. It's all about ensuring that it goes on ahead, and despite Viktor being given a 'choice', it really doesn't appear that he has one narratively. Omegas, once they get pregnant, are just expected to grin and bear it for these pregnancy fetish fics, while alphas just do the bare minimum. Remind you of anything?

> Expectant parent
> Pregnant people
I suppose that would be a fitting term to use as males also have vaginas in this world, albeit one would wonder why 'maternity' and other female-specific terms would have to be used. If males can get pregnant, there is no need for sexual dimorphism, but these people are too retarded to consider that.
> Baby
She can't tell its sex, but we'll let the doctor decide whether they're alpha or omega.

You won't be able to detect major abnormalities until 18-20 weeks in. IIRC, he was slightly over 15 weeks. If he was really concerned, he could have had embryonic testing with his money. I'm sure their university has a fertility clinic dealing with that, and Jayce has enough money to cover the other half.

> His skin scalds against Jayce's
They hold hands so much I wonder where he got all that extra heat.
> No doubt all of Mexico will know about this baby soon enough
I thought he wanted it to be kept private so he wouldn't be judged? Yet here all these alphas can talk shit and disrespect his wishes with no social pushback. You have to love it As for Mexico caring about a random ass baby, why would they care over their cartel wars? Or did you think they'd stop to honor some mutt like they did Toriyama?

Of course not. You'd be a social pariah if you were a single 'mother'. Gotta have those alpha bucks and alpha fucks.

> Underlying scent of the alpha tinting it all
Does it still smell like pine or gasoline?
> Home in San Antonio
So, re-reading this, they are not in San Antonio. They must actually be on the East Coast like Massachusetts because San Antonio doesn't get that much snow or that cold. That would explain why Dora was able to give him an 'opt out' option, because that wouldn't happen in San Antonio.

Omegas sure are quick to get pregnant. It only takes one try with alpha cock and BAM! Their little litters are ready to come out.

Oh so NOW he's concerned about his wishes. Why wasn't he concerned when he nutted inside him? 'Oh sorry, that was just my alpha brain talking, you can't blame my cock, bro'.
> he can feel their pup already
He could 'feel it' when he was 12 weeks in, or did you forget that?
> He can't say he was ever distant to the baby
Yes, he was. You wrote multiple times that he was distant and that he felt disassociated with the 'thing' inside him. Don't take that back now.

> Maternity
> Vaginal birth
We can use those terms but don't you dare ever call these omegas pseudo-women or female. That's bigotry, you fuck.
> Snowflakes fall against the windowpanes
Maybe they are in Wisconsin. It's cold enough, and Ximena had to fly halfway across the country to get to them.

Look at that. He's falling in love again! They're gonna be a big happy family and fuck and have three more babies and get their cottage by the river. *sniffs* I'm literally crying!

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I've decided to return to FILTHYMAW's medical horror fic for the time being. I left off on Chapter 3, so I will continue with Chapter 4 & 5.

Spoiler: Chapter 4 - Sexy Doctors and Sexual Surveys

We left off on Jayce taking more blood samples than necessary, and Sky warning Viktor what was going on with him and the accusations that he murdered his family. Viktor brushes off these concerns because said doctor was hot. We are not here.
> The apathy that injected itself into his veins and spliced itself down to the fucking chromosome
I could make a joke about your chromosomes and how you're missing the integral one that would make you male, but whatever.

> his actions had brought him here for a reason
You don't say. Mixing hard liquor with a 90% alcohol content with opioids is a bad idea even to a homeless junkie, let alone a genius.
> Feeling the intimacy of water kissing his warm hues
?? Uh, do you mean crying?

> His pharma swag legal pad
Oh yeah, I know a woman trying to be hip wrote this. Men don't talk about 'pharma swag', they'll just live it.
> Consumed, much like the remarks left behind by Talis in the book
> Down to the signature of his supervising doctor, was processed and devoured
You wrote this twice.


Sky told you in the previous chapter that his guy was shady, but nooooooooo...he's hot, so let's throw out our natural instincts. That's not stereotypical at all.

Uh oh, someone is turned on!

> manspreading hard enough for his knee to be well within range of Viktor's crossed ones
Women are the ones who complain about manspreading. If Viktor, a trans man, is so concerned about that, then he hasn't really learned the 'bro code' that men have. Men will spread their legs because of their balls. It's a sad fact but it happens - and let's not act as if you don't want to gargle said balls.

> Woodsy cologne
> Who said that?
You, bitch.
> If he'd had a one-nigh stand, or several one-night stands
The trans man being a slut? You don't say.
> Especially with his background and demographic
> Poor was always in front of the queer cripple
1. You're a straight woman LARPing as a gay man. 2. You do not have control over your disability, but you sure as hell prioritized the zippertits over fixing your body.

> Not that being poor was his fault
It is when you make poor financial decisions.
> Capitalism certainly had a funny way of showing up in the ways one would least expect
Yeah, and I don't expect a pedophile who hangs around other shotacons/lolicons to lecture me about vulture capitalism, either. You having STDs means that a public system still has to pay for your ass because you want that pussy tickled and stuffed. Shut up.
> My sexual identity and sex life all rolled into one
Hey, you're a slutty pooner. My man's gotta know if that T snatch is gonna give him the G-virus.

> His handsome, breathtaking face
Just throw away your politics because the guy is hot. That's never happened at all in history, no ma'am.
> Politics are why Mercy doesn't have the resources available
Sounds like you need to lobby more as a professor, then.

Jayce, in his head, 'Oh you were sitting with those niggers, right? Yeah I didn't talk to you for a reason. Never relax.'
> Feeling a little whiplashed by the discovery his doctor was socially stunted
He's concerned in this sentence, and then turns right around and brushes that concern aside because said doctor makes his pussy wet.

> Thatch of brown curls
One thing is for sure: those curls are so thick I bet you can hide entire pill bottles up there.
>Viktor's hands were smaller, colder, delicate
One could say...a woman's hands.
> Jayce's were large, warm, and his fingers so impossibly thick
I bet he could touch your cervix along with them, eh?
> Digits digging into his carotid and squeezing
Pooners really don't seem to realize you are squeezing an artery that provides blood supply to the brain and that cutting off said blood supply can knock you the fuck out. You won't be masturbating while brain dead.
> Pushing him back against the MRI machine and taking advantage of his bare-assed patient
> Those hands were so strong on his person, so hot...he should've just shoved Viktor up against the wall and taken him right then and there
Yeah, that's a woman talking right there. Fucking in the MRI room? Do you want to replicate that Final Destination scene? Jayce better not be wearing any metal or else he's getting sucked in there - and that includes Viktor with the bolts in his spine. You want to fuck a pile of goo, be my guest.

> He may have been down for his doctor
See? Our lil slut pooner ignores all the red flags for that Hispanic dick. He's also so dirty he gets UTIs from masturbating (no doubt helped by all that testosterone). Wash your hands, lil bro.
> A part of him wanted nothing more than to feel special
Oh, for fuck's sake. You ladies want to be men so bad, you can stop with the 'I just want to feel special' bullshit. That is a FEMALE thing to say and do, because men MAKE themselves 'special' with their actions. You simply feel you are entitled to it. That is the one thing outing you as a woman on T vs an actual man - plus the added bonus of complaining about manspreading. And dick pics. Actual gay men don't give a shit. It's time for you to start taking lessons.

I changed my mind. Chapter 5 will come later if M4M doesn't get updated.

Manacled isn't good, but it does contain many mature and upsetting topics, and people mistake that for art. People are also bonding with these characters because they're established HP characters, not because they're well written or complex.

That's the thing about fic: it gets popular because of characters we are familiar with getting into scenarios outside of canon. The people who never knew about Manacled are not going to know it was HP fic, while former fans will just be comparing the two. It has not been uploaded yet to Z Library, but I expect it will in a few weeks.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Are tags that refer to a specific character being a transphobe or homophobe a common thing with AO3 fanfics, or no? Apparently, there are actual tags of Mineta Minoru from MHA (since he's the literal punching bag of the fandom) being a homophobe or transphobe:




At this rate, it wouldn't be a surprise to see Anti-Semitic Mineta Minoru, Islamophobic Mineta Minoru, and general tag Racist Mineta Minoru actually be tags. And what would be the equivalent -phobic tag towards Jeets, Chinks, and Gooks?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Are tags that refer to a specific character being a transphobe or homophobe a common thing with AO3 fanfics, or no?

I think it's more for ensemble cast properties; Mineta is one of a dozen-plus minor characters, so if they tag him as being homophobic it's implying a "lighter" story than one that's just tagged "homophobia" or "period-typical homophobia."

Also younger fandoms. It's more specific than tags like {Name}'s A+ Parenting.

And what would be the equivalent -phobic tag towards Jeets, Chinks, and Gooks?

The middle one is "Sinophobia."

 

[Chandelier]

It's a BDSM week in my neck of the woods, so that means a whole week of shitty fanfic and fanart. Go back to the 1950's with this one, but you'll be popping Viagra instead of valium.

Spoiler: My Lovely AGP Housewife

> master bedroom
Hey, I thought we retired that term for being racist!
> Matte chain necklace
All you're missing is the grillz.

> It was nearly impossible to live on one income
You are correct. The issue here is that you're spending way too much money on fancy Jimmy Choo shoes and Christian Dior custom-made dresses, which don't come cheap.
> He becomes Jayce, the happy housewife
You might think that the trans one is Viktor, as it is tagged such, but you'd never know as Viktor remains clothed this entire fic. The one who might ACTUALLY be trans here is Jayce, because he's acting textbook AGP here. Imagine him coming out as a woman and we go right back to spicy straightness.

> Getting his underwear, lacy and small
Yep, that's also a hallmark of AGP stuff. If there are no women to steal underwear from, they simply buy it in bulk.
> Make a show of sucking off his strap
Such a shame it isn't the real thing.
> He doesn't bother yet with his dress
> He could never thank Mel enough for teaching him how to do this
AGPs love it when they manage to get a few shitlib women to fawn over them and teach them how to put on makeup or wear women's clothes. She might not be getting shit on, but she's being used to justify a man's fetish. This girl can never catch a break.
> Feeling freed by this. Freer than he has felt all day long
Again with the AGP trope of being a successful man who crossdresses at home, wearing lace underwear and vintage dresses, bras, and wanting wigs. Good luck making that brick shithouse of a body feminine.

> Honey, you're home
> Welcome home, Honey
Time to fix the NPC, they're malfunctioning again.


> Gripping it at the base to pass it back to him
> The old fashioned is taken from him
This makes it seem he grabbed it from him twice. This is beta read, btw. Always choreograph your scenes!

> Coming out to people and he isn't sure he is ready for the scrutiny
Now we have to see who is the bigger villain: the trans man or the transwoman. For once, it's the trans man, as forcing a transwomen to do menial duties is a big no-no and outing anyone is wrong, even for a kink. Him being a hedge fund manager is icing on the cake because a LOT of them are perverted like that (see Rothschild parties).
> He wants to be out and open with his desire to live his life freely
So as a transwoman. You're an AGP at home, but you want to be trans too.
> Who didn't have the same histories with him
A trans man grooming a man to be trans? Never heard of it. Truly. This is all new to me.


> be a hedge fund manager
> be AGP
> your 'husband' is a pooner
> you have a fuckton of mental conditions and no amount of SSRIs and drugs can help
> only coom can help
Yeah, that fits.

> How could he explain that it was the weight of having to be two people that was hurting him?
Strange how they can't have a trans-on-trans talk. This is meant to be a BDSM kink fic but damn, it's hitting me right in the Freud. I'm too busy psychoanalyzing this than being turned on.

> Despite his husband's size and more delicate build, he did not let him off light
Always with the 'delicate' term. He's 'delicate' because he's disabled. I thought trans men hated to be fetishized, yet here we are.


> You will use your words
> You use your words
You can write, 'he repeats' and that will make this useless repetition fixable.
> The delicate lengths of his fingers, how they barely wrap around the girth of him
I always ask whether Jayce is as thick as a Coke can or if Viktor's hands are just that small. They always make him the tiniest thing imaginable and they STILL want to insist this is a man.

> He actually regrets wearing a plug
What, so you could be anally fingered instead? Should've wore the g-string to give your hubby a hint.
> This time there is no teasing, Viktor's hand is ruthless around his cock
So is he wrapping it around this time, or was that just a fluke the first time?

> Treats him like he is something treasured, delicate, and in need of care
I always know a woman wrote this because of the need to be treasured. No matter what, they are never shedding that part of themselves.

I really expected this to be raunchier than it was given the tags, but there were no collars and the heat/cold play was very minimal. The transness is actually focused more on Jayce this time, because he is your textbook AGP. All that's missing is the porn addiction.

Nice. Instead of popping valium, he'll be popping Viagra. Gotta keep that Hispanic Hog at attention at all times, you know?

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Knowing Rekki and OhNovi's schedule, here is Chapter 3 of their whimsy little fairy tale. If you can handle a man talking like a stoner despite not touching a gram of weed in his life, and sounds like he's got an extra chromosome, be my guest.

Spoiler: Chapter 3 - Bunch of Slack Jawed Fairies Around Here

> Has grown up around magic
> Entire family has been involved in magic
> His character is based around loving magic
> Ends up being a total fuckass loser who has to have things repeatedly explained to him
Yeah, that isn't Jayce.


Oh, really? When did you decide to make Jayce a disabled man? When the butter tarts were cold?

> I don't know how to handle it. I'm a man of science
You had no issue fucking a fairy, though. White pussy sure is magical. I'm not joking; they're wasting all this time building up their relationship when they have no chemistry to begin with. They just NOW decided to take a walk together.

Like, like, like, like. You're not a Californian. Shut up.

> Vancouver has likely changed so much from when Viktor had last seen it
The fuck you mean 'likely'? Some parts look like an SAR of China. The demographic change has rendered many parts of the city unrecognizable. In many parts they don't even speak English. If Rekki is Canadian, she sure is blind to what the fuck is happening to this country. Head in the sand is the politest term to use.
> As a clearly reluctant, grumpy fellow
He's neither? He wanted to go out by changing his clothes? You don't get to say one thing when the textual evidence shows something else.

> On a date? Is that what Viktor thinks this is?
> Does Viktor thing I'd ask him out?
Yes? And why wouldn't you, if you think this is more than an FWB? You fucked him first, remember. You wanted that dick wet. Why are you acting shocked when YOU ASKED HIM OUT FIRST, YOU DUMBASS
> Now the houses are dated and run down
They also cost over $1 million. I'm not joking about that, either.
> Everything is so different
Don't go downtown. You'll see race wars between the Chinese and Indians.

> I suppose with the bond, my emotions are equal to you
Why is this a surprising thing when you are a centuries old fae? You more or less said Jayce was bonded to you once you fucked. All of this should be part of the package deal.

Can't blame him. Good luck finding a job when they're handing them off to FOB Indians.

> You can read my mind?
> It doesn't work like that
He later says that it does work like that, and shows it just a paragraph later by showing them fucking in Jayce's mind. He might not be able to read his mind a la Psycho Mantis, but he can implant thoughts and memories which is on the same wavelength.
> The slick slide between his legs and the pounding of pleasure
Get that drink - you'll be seeing that a lot.

> My thoughts are loud?
Yes, he literally just told you that earlier. I don't think these dumb fucks even remember what they're writing half the time.
> Pleasuring Viktor as he'd read his tarot cards to him
> Deserving of pleasure and attention
> Jayce had imagined bringing Viktor to tears with the amount of pleasure he'd given him
Three uses of pleasure in one sentence. In-fucking-sane.

Viktor is right, there. Jayce chose him the moment he decided to jump for that magic pussy. When he says, 'I didn't know what I was signing up for', all I can say is that he should have thought with his head and not his dick. Literally everything is his fault because this is one of the dumbest iterations I've him I've ever read.
> Can you not read English
Ask him to read Mandarin as that's one of the most widely spoken languages in Vancouver.

The picture seen in his library was clearly taken in Europe. He probably knows what French is; his library is probably filled with all sorts of languages, ancient and modern.

> Says he isn't a shapeshifter
> Says in the first chapter that he can change his sex to suit Jayce's preferences
That is what we call a shapeshifter, retard. These authors really have no idea how idiotic they sound - then again, Rekki was the one who wrote that popular fic that had Jayce not knowing what crabs were.

> He could tell the food was made with love
And he just abandons his family, lol. This iteration of Jayce's father was brothers with Vander, proving that Jayce is half-white. That's where he gets his height and eye colour from.
> He kind of understood it to be, like, a regional practice
You thought this was all myth and bullshit, and yet still grew up with it without ever asking questions. He's also rather chill asking Viktor about his dad leaving in the same nonchalant way he asked about Viktor overseeing him breaking his leg.

> Not after his brother left Ximena with a child
> His family either looked at him with increased scrutiny or increased pity
Because you're a mutt, lmao

> Coming here is a Talis tradition
...YES, BECAUSE HE TOLD YOU THAT WHEN YOU SAT DOWN. HOLY FUCK ARE YOU DENSE

> I was cool with it because I thought you were just a fucking myth
One would think Jayce would have more tact because he learned in Chapter 2 that Viktor oversaw him becoming disabled and losing his job and responding with, 'meh, that's OK, I got to fuck you though'. Jayce acts the wrong way when situations call for it. He should have asked these questions in Viktor's library, not in a public diner. You should feel something through the bond that something isn't right.

Amazing how I pay more attention to the lore than the authors do.

I can't stand this Jayce. He's awfully written and the author just can't seem to grasp his character. He wobbles around like a retarded dog, not catching social cues, asking questions that have already been answered, and generally just being the dumbest person around. This is someone who fucked a magical creature within MINUTES of him meeting said creature, so the adage of men fucking McChicken's is real. This man saw a pretty fairy, wanted to get his dick wet, pounded some magical white pussy, and is now dealing with the aftermath. Should've swiped left, buddy!

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This author is disabled (when are they not?) but don't let that stop you from using the spreader bar on her and her faves! This is from Sera, the same one who wrote all that squirting like it was a burst water main.

Spoiler: Latino Raids

> Is wearing a corset, black lace and underwear
> Author says he 'isn't wearing much'
That sounds like he's still wearing a lot, bitch.
> He looks so damn sexy
Like putting lipstick on a scarecrow.

> Like a hungry predator
When is he not?
> His submission runs so deep
The author would like you to know she is NOT being offensive! She is just making the Latino man the sexually aggressive one and the white trans man the delicate and dainty one. Look at those wee wrists!

> Who owns you
Alligator Alcatraz.

> Know how to kindle
*Know how to handle
> Pleasure and submission
She uses pleasure 12 times, btw, so don't forget that shot glass.
> It's so sexy
It really isn't, not with the way this is written.

> It's thick. It always tests his limits, just like Jayce's cock
The author, in trying not to be offensive, still manages to sound offensive by believing that Latino men are more sexually aggressive. If that's the case, might as well read The Bell Curve while you're at it.
> A hunger soaked in dominance
You already wrote that he was being dominant by acting like a predator.
> After tonight, you won't ever get me out of your system
You said that already.

> Now Jayce can see the outline of his folds through the mesh; it's an image he'll never forget.
> You're mine
You said that already.
> I'm gonna wreck you
You said that already.
> Wrecking him completely
See point above.
> There are few secrets between them, considering they're soulmates.
Is he a rampaging brown skin in every universe?

> Lightning bolts of pleasure
> Electricity arcing through his spine
Redundant.

> But I'm not gonna be gentle
You already said you were going to wreck him twice. Shut up.
> Only when I say so
We get it, you're the dom.

> His body trembling like a silk thread about to snap
Silk is actually very strong. Goes to show you how little Sera knows about anything.
> You're so wet I could fuck you without even prepping you first
Yes, the vagina is amazing for that, isn't it?
> That pussy exists only to be worshipped by him
White pussy sure is amazing, isn't it?

> I'm going to reward you
> His submission is sincere and safe
Always about safety with these cunts on their meds.
> He's so full, so overstimulated
On the lowest setting? He was coming like a fire hydrant in the other fic just from his fingers. What happened this time around?

> You're mine
You've said that three times already.
> I'm not letting you go until my name is the only thing you can say
You said that already.

> Watching. Watching him
Yeah he was just paying attention to the vase in the back. Where the fuck else would you be looking?
> You were made for this, weren't you?
> Be a pooner
> You are always made the submissive tradwife
> It keeps happening
Nope, not a fetish. Just a few bad apples.

> Even though his cock is throbbing violently
Is it violent enough to attack an ICE agent?
> I'm going to let you come when you're so damn far gone your body begs me for it between screams
Eh, what? How would his body be begging for it when he's too far gone?
> His perfect prey
Just the dainty white pooner, forever the victim.
> His cock stands thick and heavy between his thighs
Just the Hispanic Hog standing at attention.
> Would you like to suck me off right now, V?
> Sucking me off while both your holes are stuffed full?
You already asked if he'd like to do it. You don't need to keep repeating yourself. This sex dialogue is not as great as you think it is.

> You're such a good submissive
Just his natural born role, eh?

> Jayce watches him like he's a work of art, as if he sculpted him with his own hands
There. Much better, isn't it?

> A hot, wild explosion floods everything. A brutal squirt so intense it soaks the floor
No epic SPLASH this time, but it has the same effect: this man squirts so hard and so intensely he could quench a desert.
> You're mine. So damn mine
You. Keep. Saying. That.

> His cock is about to explode
Is it going to be as dramatic as that explosive squirt, or...?

> That beautiful, thick cock
First time it isn't used, which is the real surprise. This author can't help but emphasize how big it was in her other fic.
> He's still half hard
The magic of white pussy.

Sera will have a total of three fics for this week, so I'll be covering them as they come along. There will be a lot of content, so I'll be covering the worst/most egregious ones as I usually do. Bring your rags and mops for all those explosive squirts.

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My fandom has a growing problem with shotacon authors who love using their identity as a shield against criticism. In the same vein of my cow, VeeFoVindicta, this author begs people to be nice to her, despite writing content like this.

Trust me, it gets so, so much worse. "He took our lunch and stuff it in his cunt" is a real line.

Spoiler: Be nice to a shotacon

To no one's surprise, this is her pfp on Twitter. She can't stand switching, but she's fine with having the brown man depicted as a rapist pedophile.


I was suspecting our Latino rapist to just rape our deer boy right in the garbage bin, but this is 11k words so the pain is going to be drawn out. Of course, said rapist is depicted as devastatingly handsome because that is the only way this shit is seen as hot. Knowing that, let's go along with the twisted fantasy of an autistic shotacon.

> No one wanted a pet that couldn't kneel
This is written by a trans author (shocker) so the first thing she does is make the character she projects herself onto a slave. Quite fitting.

> Thirteen, female sex
She had a greater content warning for said female sex than she did the underage rape. This is someone who hasn't even begun menstruating yet and is going to be a sex slave for a brown man - and this isn't going to be the last entry from this author.
> Baby carrots with some ranch, grapes pulled off the vine
Nice, you already wrote that.

Why do they need to swab his cervix? Are they testing for cancer?

> Fluffy socks
Why does he need those if he has hooves?
> Slippers are that are double his size
Get it? Because Viktor is uwu so smol.

You'll never guess why Jayce is so lax here: because he was tracking this deer boy, had a microchip installed, and scouted him out as said sex slave. Just totally normal things for a white autistic pooner to think of.

> He didn't like meat, herbivore and all
If that muffin has eggs you are still eating protein from another animal. You'll also be getting a nice, hefty beef injection soon enough.
> He had been more of a pet or project, maybe a son on some occasions
And in one occasions he was also sexually abused.
> What the fuck was going on here
Your guess is as good as mine. Wish you had an inkling of self-preservation but you're just a dumb deer.

He needs him nice and slick before he breaks his bones and rips his uterus out - yes, those are all real thoughts this man has.

> It looked like him, but the date was from months ago
> The accompanying notes didn't ease the bubbling in his stomach
Despite all the red flags, our lil deer is just too dumb and needs to have that free will fucked right out of him. He sees a literal cage made for his measurements and assumes it's no big deal. Where's all that genius I hear about?

> Mom found out Dad was fucking the pet
So glad bestiality is acceptable and is seen as less of a crime than transphobia. Priorities.
> He could be his son. They have the similar enough eye colours and hair
Jayce's hair is black. Yours is brown. Your sex is also female and you are half his size, so...

> Has no one loved you enough to get you microchipped?
I don't know how many pooners want to be treated like sex slaves, but hey, there's a freakishly large number that seemingly does.
> No one loved him, period
Except the pedophile that calls you a tease, of course.

> Never his face, that was where he drew the line
So he accepts being beaten, chained up and starved, as well as being deprived of sunlight, because he thinks that's love? This is one twisted form of Stockholm Syndrome. Hell, it can't even be called that; it's just straight delusion from the mind of a pooner who thinks she's taking back her own assault by being a shotacon bitch.
> Any independence Viktor tried to show was shot down quickly
Of course. We can't have the thirteen year old make decisions a man doesn't like.

> As much as he loathed to admit, it's a beautiful piece
Doesn't matter if it's gold, silver or studded in diamonds - it's a fucking slave collar. What is it with trans men wanting to be treated as slaves?

> He hadn't touched Viktor with any overtly sexual intent
That's going to change real quick.
> It's almost romantic, if Viktor felt like he still had any romantic urges left
You are THIRTEEN. What romantic urges are you talking about?
> Thought Jayce might crush his hips to dust
Oh, that's nice. Nothing like having the Latino be violent.

> Single man whose credit score should not have allowed the lease
> Accepted payment on Vastayan cunt
I'm so glad that pedophilia is treated with the same blasé attitude as the Epstein files. No, really. It's so refreshing.
> It was in his nature to submit
Oh, but calling you by your FEMALE SEX is triggering? OK, bitch.
> Was he being tracked prior to when he got found dumpster diving?
Yes. Was the cage and notes not a clue?

> Waiting to be taken care of and safe
Fuck off. You're a white bitch autist coping for a pedophile. I don't want to hear about 'safety'.
> You are very large. I am scared to se your penis
Autist shota doesn't know that height isn't correlated to penis size, otherwise Mexicans would be running around with massive dicks.

You'll never guess what he does with that correct. If you thought he was going to shove it up his vagina, you'd be right.

> Viktor could feel his hole was stretched tight around the damned vegetable and his fingers
A carrot is not going to be the size of a human penis. This person also forgot the 1000 Ways to Die episode where the woman got an embolism when the carrot hadn't be filed properly.
> Two small fingers, clearly not enough
He's just uwu so smol.

> It would have been cheesy if Viktor were old enough to care
And that is the problem: he's 13 years old. He hasn't even started menstruating yet.
> Jayce was a pervert, but Viktor could assume all humans were
Cue, 'it's different because he's hot'.

> I'm an innocent young boy in your care
Who wears collars, chains, and is microchipped so he cannot leave. Fun.
> The attention made him feel wanted
Fuck right off.
> This young boy is very tempting and, dare I say, a tease
Yes, because every child LOVES hearing that from a grown ass adult.
> He took our lunch and shoved it in his cunt
I told you this was a real line
> He proved he could take his size
That is not comparable to a penis. Watch him literally rip him in half.
> Gripping him until he bleeds, crushing his hip bones to dust and snapping his spine
I really want to fucking know what the fuck is wrong with trans men. They're all a degree of fucked up.

> Working on tearing his cunt
> Fingers continuing to stretch him sore
Guys it's just fiction. Be nice. Stop judging!
> Wasn't just his cervix bruising and bleeding onto a random cock
Must be magic that you weren't sent to the ER. And these were normal men. Of course the Horse Cock Latino man NEVER harms him, belly bulge and all. It just goes perfectly normal.

> He could feel how deep it would go
> Viktor could feel it in his lungs
Cliché.
> Maybe Jayce and his stupid cock weren't so bad. His stupid cock.
> Stupid Jayce and his stupid big cock
'It's okay if I was chained and treated like a sex slave. The man doing it is hot and has a big cock!'
> If he was any younger it would kill him
YOU ARE THIRTEEN. THE FUCK YOU MEAN 'ANY YOUNGER'. NO, YOUR VAGINA IS NOT ANY MORE GROWN BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT GONE THROUGH PUBERTY.
> Pleasantly annoying
'Yeah my cervix is getting bludgeoned but it's just annoying, lmao'

> He needed it full up to his ears, running out his nose an eyes
Try an actual horse.
> To rely fully on Jayce, let him pleasure him and care for him
This is a thirteen year old saying this: talking about a grown ass man fisting his vagina and being excited he's going to be a forever slave because he's going to be taken care of. These people are not normal.

> It's useless to try
Unless he digs out the microchip he does have a point.
> I have you legally registered in my name and everything
Yeah that's not fucking creepy at all.

> I want you to make me your wife so you really can't get rid of me
There is a trigger warning for Viktor being referred to as 'female', but none for this. I guess it's OK when you want to be wifed up by a pedophile, big dicked Latino.

I'm not getting over this autistic bitch seriously arguing that a thirteen year old as a 'matured' vagina, or that they're a 'tease' for older men. Either this woman was assaulted as a kid, and this is her 'therapy', or she legit has never been ogled at because of her dumpy looks so she still has to project. This shit makes me MATI and I am not apologizing for that.

Are tags that refer to a specific character being a transphobe or homophobe a common thing with AO3 fanfics, or no?

Depends on how bad a fandom hates a specific character. Normally they'll use background characters or universally hated ones to be the quintessential homophobe/transphobe, or, based on some of the ones I've covered, they just want to knock out some teeth.

Now, before I start inundating people with the shit that's going to be posted for BDSM week, this author came back to my mind after watching a YouTuber talk about The Clone Wars. More than a decade ago, this author wrote a whole series where Ahsoka Tano was in a relationship with Captain Rex. One of her more famous fics involved her strip teasing in a club - mind you, she was only 15 years old in this fic, and the author, Jade Max, was a 40-year-old soccer mom at the time. She'd be in her 50s by now, and runs a podcast talking about Star Wars fanfiction. She also wrote original fiction and had her own published series that went nowhere. She stood out to me because, in the days before AO3 dominated the smut scene, AdultFanfiction.net was where you posted your work that could not be posted on FFnet. She had one involving graphic gay rape between Clone Troopers; I think it was Commander Cody and some other. The website is a pure relic by now; if those smut fics haven't been ported to AO3, they will be lost to time.

 

[gmax alcremie]

Legally distinct Manacled hasn’t quite been released yet, it drops in September. Bookstores are having midnight parties

Btw Alchemised as a title really annoys me because SenLinYu is American. Justice for Z.

If you need to scratch that Dramione itch and help Rowling kill trannies, you can try out Rose in Chains by Julie Soto which is Manacled fanfiction that’s now been trad pubbed (originally The Auction) or The Irresistible Urge to Fall For Your Enemy by Brigitte Knightley which is a rework of Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love. These both released this last Tuesday so they’re up on the usual sites. Alchemised is big enough someone might leak the ARC but I’m not sure what sites specialize in book 0days

Edit: corrected the title, how could I forget it with the catchy acronym DMATMOOBIL?