Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

My birthday wish is that at least one of these kids would turn 18 and disappear into the wide world one night, and finally see what life could be like without the unbearable weight of Jilldo’s watchful eye constantly on them. It would be hard, for sure, but imagine how they would feel once it finally sunk in that they would never have to grimace-smile again or perform like a trained monkey at the drop of a hat. Just one Rodlet. Who knows, maybe one of the little ones will surprise us all in a few years.
 
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LonesomeDud said:
I thought it was odd she didn't speak. Maybe she's uncomfortable being filmed or the center of attention.

There aren't many windows in the barndominium, so I don't know if this is correct, but it looks very dark like it might be dark outside, but that means they're either staying up very late or getting up very early for all this if that's the case. It might explain the weird expressions.
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It’s been commented that Jill and fatass Dave keep their children up at all hours of the night with sermons and bybhul reading. Jill posting on social media at odd times (between 2-5 am) backs this up. I remember her posting a video of one of these bybhul readings when they were on vacation where only the men were allowed to talk and you could tell all of the kids were just exhausted with dark circles under their eyes with complete darkness outside.
 
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Tim and Heidi's baby has arrived.
 
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Ethyllithium Boybortion said:
Also, calling the babby “it” several times felt both on brand & grotesque.
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He only said "it" once, and "It's a boy" (present tense) is a completely normal thing to say. But "It was a boy," "he was 6 lbs," creepy, especially to start the post. It felt like tragedy was about to be announced.
 
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obsdj said:
He only said "it" once, and "It's a boy" (present tense) is a completely normal thing to say. But "It was a boy," "he was 6 lbs," creepy, especially to start the post. It felt like tragedy was about to be announced.
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He's just painfully illiterate.
In his mind, he's telling you about something that already happened, (baby was born, they found out it was a boy, they found out how big he was etc etc) He just doesn't know any grammar rules beyond 'if it's already happened, it's in past tense' and its too hard to read back what he's written in his head to hear how it sounds
 
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"Behold, a knave-girl hath emerged, barest shy of half a stone and verily as much as 60 barleycorn, yon suckling gives a most frightful Hollar and appeared in good Vital, mine Dam did not fall to unseemly Agonies or yet Perish, we prostrate before the Lord High Jove for our many and varied Blessings that mater and issue continue yet in good Breath."
 
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Tiresome said:
"Behold, a knave-girl hath emerged, barest shy of half a stone and verily as much as 60 barleycorn, yon suckling gives a most frightful Hollar and appeared in good Vital, mine Dam did not fall to unseemly Agonies or yet Perish, we prostrate before the Lord High Jove for our many and varied Blessings that mater and issue continue yet in good Breath."
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King James Birthin'
 
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Jill finally stopped grinding her teeth long enough to weigh in on this latest Rodlet. This is her FOURTH grandSON because HER children aren't wimps! She plans to invade Heidi's space with the full Rod brood in two weeks' time.
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It must have taken some mighty fine boundary holding to stave off Jill for almost three weeks from snatching up her latest grandchild and moaning about how she's PRAYING for a "caboose" baby.
 
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Jill finally stopped grinding her teeth long enough to weigh in on this latest Rodlet. This is her FOURTH grandSON because HER children aren't wimps! She plans to invade Heidi's space with the full Rod brood in two weeks' time.
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It must have taken some mighty fine boundary holding to stave off Jill for almost three weeks from snatching up her latest grandchild and moaning about how she's PRAYING for a "caboose" baby.
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A normal person would say something like, "our fifth grandchild and fourth grandson," and not [sic] Tim's post like she's pointing out the illiteracy of the son that SHE EDUCATED...but, as usual, Jill is incapable of phrasing things in ways that don't sound judgmental and sus.

Alamo basement dweller said:
My birthday wish is that at least one of these kids would turn 18 and disappear into the wide world one night, and finally see what life could be like without the unbearable weight of Jilldo’s watchful eye constantly on them. It would be hard, for sure, but imagine how they would feel once it finally sunk in that they would never have to grimace-smile again or perform like a trained monkey at the drop of a hat. Just one Rodlet. Who knows, maybe one of the little ones will surprise us all in a few years.
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Phillip has arguably already tried to do this, and I would not be one bit surprised if Jill has used him as an example to the other kids of what happens if you go English (or whatever the fundie equivalent is) without getting married first.

And as bad off as the boys are, at least they're permitted to work outside the home and build up nest eggs for themselves (presumably for their future wives). The girls just seem fucked, unless they have hidden reserves of resilience, willpower, and cleverness that Jill hasn't managed to beat out of them.
 
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Cheesegirl78 said:
Found this in a Facebook group this morning:
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I saw that too, and stifled a giggle.
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Ugh, I’m going to do something against my nature and side with Jill here. A-logging a Facebook birth announcement is extremely ghetto.
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I agree in general. But, this is JillPM we're talking about. I'd allow it.

Stay tuned for the passive aggressive post coming about how she had to wait to see the lil babby. Honor thy father and MOTHER blah blah blah...
 
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