Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[PrestonHolt]

It would be really funny if all those gayops were to bite Nick and Pedolton in their fat asses,

On the other hand, talking abotu Vic case reminded me how Nick would preach how "those are ebil people, they goal is to ruin Vic, they wanted him to kill himself", and now we reached the point where wants Aaron to do the same, and he hold hands with pedofiles, pajeets and fat people to do it, funny how things goes in life.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

This stream also seems to be the premier of a character that Nick's been working himself up to for a while, a middle-aged hot topic-wearing guy who tries to mimic johnny depp's hand motions and mannerisms and talks to other middle aged people about how to have successful open marriages.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope Randazza bills him for that appearance.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I hope Randazza bills him for that appearance.

Nick paid him in promotion.

 

[AnOminous]

This stream also seems to be the premier of a character that Nick's been working himself up to for a while, a middle-aged hot topic-wearing guy who tries to mimic johnny depp's hand motions and mannerisms and talks to other middle aged people about how to have successful open marriages.

Instead, he is a perfect example of why you never do cuckoldry as a lifestyle. You can call it swinging or whatever, but it only has one ending.

 

[daffodils]

This Is Loss? Marc Randazza On "Losing" My Lawsuit​

238 unique chatters. $76.98 in 8 superchats ($25.66/h). Unknown number of supertips, but beaten by the Potato (3.11k subscribers) again.



This is so bad I double checked my data source to make sure it didn't get truncated.

EDIT: What?


EDIT2: Stallyn has clipped HRO and bodycam discussion

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Skelly was vocally anti-lockdown

I stopped watching Nick in 2020 because of his constant lolbert sperging about the lockdowns. He couldn't go for a single stream without REEEEEEEing about it for one contrived reason or another (IIRC him crying about not being able to get a haircut was the last straw for me). Yeah, I get it, it sucked, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT AND TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
I didn't watch Nick again until the Rittenhouse trial (I skipped the Depp trial, because you couldn't pay me to give a shit about celeb drama), and then he fell off the radar again for me completely.
It wasn't until I stumbled upon Clairebere talking about Balldos and Hedonism that I got interested in Nick again....but for completely different reasons.

 

[AnOminous]

This Is Loss? Marc Randazza On "Losing" My Lawsuit​

238 unique chatters. $76.98 in 8 superchats. Unknown number of supertips, but beaten by the Potato (3.11k subscribers) again.

Imagine needing a copestream to explain that winning is somehow winning. It's almost like they don't think it was much of a win.

I mean if the guy suing you dismisses it, isn't that just automatically a win?

Why do you need a stream to COPE about a WIN?

Wow, this is pathetic. Shouldn't a guy who just won simply announce dude, I won?

Not Nick, though. Somehow, he is managing to portray his win as a loss.

Did he pay Randazza $1,000 an hour to show up on his copestream? Or has Randazza's brain cancer taken over to the point he thinks helping Nick seethe is a good idea?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

It will be interesting to see how he pivots once the IRL fad fades.

He can always pivot back to vtuber drama - there's no shortage of that.

Nicholas Rekieta, entrepreneur and Godsplainer, shares his wisdom. If only he could rouse himself to stream.
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I'm not a theologian, nor am I particularly religious, but even I can spot that that observation has less depth than a bird bath.

Yeah i'm sure God appreciates Rekieta disrespecting that second God on the regular, and even claiming that second God isn't actually second God.

God i hate this fucker so much.

God appreciates Nick so much that He revoked Nick's creation license by making him impotent.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not a theologian, nor am I particularly religious, but even I can spot that that observation has less depth than a bird bath.

Anything Nick says is more or less an advertisement as to his stupidity, and has nothing to do with anything religious. We're not talking debating about Teilhard de Chardin here, we're talking about what the fuck did a mental retard just utter?

Nothing Dumbfuck Nick says is anything worthy of consideration. It's just laughing at a lolcow material.

 

[Soapmore]

It wasn't until I stumbled upon Clairebere talking about Balldos and Hedonism that I got interested in Nick again....but for completely different reasons.

...so did it fit? Don't leave us in suspense. Did the Balldo fit your balls or not?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

EDIT: What?

@Melty Butter any idea what this is about?

 

[Soapmore]

@Melty Butter any idea what this is about?

MOAR CONTENT

 

[Folgers Can]

238 unique chatters. $76.98 in 8 superchats ($25.66/h). Unknown number of supertips, but beaten by the Potato (3.11k subscribers) again.



This is so bad I double checked my data source to make sure it didn't get truncated.

Don't leave out his long-awaited barnburner appearance on a different show earlier in the day, regaling so many viewers with his unique legal insights on the Blake Lively situation that... nobody even noticed it, until he had to meekly point out at the close of his own show that people should go check it out even though "it'll probably be clipped" (X to doubt).

How gracious of him that he would let this literally-who be "paid in exposure" like this. Behold, the awe-inspiring power of the famed "Rekieta Bump" that can bestow upon you an 18% drop in live viewership while he's on your show, and a whopping $33 in superchats that oddly only arrive four hours after he leaves your show:


[L]

Who will be the next to join the esteemed ranks of "paid in exposure"?

 

[Soapmore]

Look at this goon trying to hide his balding with updo tricks. How womanly.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

...so did it fit? Don't leave us in suspense. Did the Balldo fit your balls or not?

My dick still works, so I have no need for one. I'm pretty sure my balls are too big anyway.

Spoiler: Check 'em out

 

[northstar747]

Instead, he is a perfect example of why you never do cuckoldry as a lifestyle. You can call it swinging or whatever, but it only has one ending.

Oh god, this is bring back talks from college about human sexuality. I knew a rather clever dude and looking back I dont know if he was trolling or not.

Again this was like 20 years ago before internet porn gooned everyones brain. Some woman view jacking it as cheating. That talk lead to a debating about if watching porn is cheating.

que martin the asshole. He jumps into this debate and asks the poor dude getting grilled in a rather pervy snake like matter what kinda porn he s watching. Dude gets flustered he backs off and basically asks if it boy girl, dude says its straight porn. And then martin turns the girl and points out her man likes seeing another dudes dick, isnt that like totally weird thats like one pussy away from gay shit. Is he gay!!! why would a dude get excited over that? so weird right.

Then martin went into some weird evolutionary sexual thing I cant remember other than something like in our monkey past the sounds and sights of mating would get other dudes excited and its some kinda hold over.

if thats true i can see some one whose bored getting off on seeing another dude fuck his wife. But with the porno psyop about cucking i doubt its that real.

but to tie this back to nick. the fact he wanted to keep april around and kyala wasnt down for it says volumes

Also women will always be able to find some dude who will bone them regardless of shit while just like with april she wont fuck nick for nothing.

 

[Swole McPole]

I've watched LM for a long time and remember much of the early days when he talked about his "upbringing."

So what about the stories that he was in Asia because he was fleeing credit card debt? True? Not true?

 

[daffodils]

So what about the stories that he was in Asia because he was fleeing credit card debt? True? Not true?

As far as I remember his debt was around 30k. That doesn't seem like the kind of money you'd flee the country over.