🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[HackerX]

He's nearly two hours in and sitting at a paltry $26 in donations, with $10 of that already being there when he popped up the tracker. The KEELSTREAM barely pays for his blue checkmarks at this point, how much longer will they pay for electricity? He's also trying to have phone sex with Grok???

Edit: Encroaching 5 hours with $65. I'm excited for the mysterious $100 dono that'll save da goal.

 

[sufferhorse]

Today's numbers:

After 4 hours of streaming: 66 uSd

Rumble viewers: 185

Unique chatters: 17

thegrassninja
purepalm
RockyMcCobb
Feoviejo
Ultimate_TND
nateybakes
Ralphzen
GuitarAnthony
AholeAnderson
Kioskman
jamesgartner
McMufffin
HMoonekorH
Untermensch80
OriginalMrMan
Franco5306
donwest420

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Encroaching 5 hours with $65.

After 4 hours of streaming: 66 uSd

Do you think Senorita's "handlers" take IOUs?

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is 37% of the way to his goal but has went through all of his kahntent. He is currently making Grok write a story of Cleo killing Gator. Who wants to guess how this ends?

1. Oops, power outage! Show doesn't count
2. Ralph streams for 20 hours out of pure spite to hit the goal
3. random $600 dollar donation comes in in a couple of minutes. yuge victory, low T gunt dance and immediately cuts the stream

Holy fuck as of writing #1 is already happening

 

[ChiribiscoToo]

Ralph is 37% of the way to his goal but has went through all of his kahntent. He is currently making Grok write a story of Cleo killing Gator. Who wants to guess how this ends?

1. Oops, power outage! Show doesn't count
2. Ralph streams for 20 hours out of pure spite to hit the goal
3. random $600 dollar donation comes in in a couple of minutes. yuge victory, low T gunt dance and immediately cuts the stream

Holy fuck as of writing #1 is already happening
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How long does the ralphamale got on this income unless his retard luck kicks in?

 

[sufferhorse]

PENCLICK FOR 50 DOLLARS!!!!





WHO THE FUCK IS PENCLICK???


its getting embarrasing.

 

[HackerX]

How long does the ralphamale got on this income unless his retard luck kicks in?

Retard luck? Ralph isn't fortunate enough to have any of that. When has he ever been considered "lucky" by any definition? The only thing I can come up with off the top of my head is being fortunate enough to impregnate a retard like Faith because anyone with a lick of competence (Ralph 2 included) would have ruined him. Or that one time he was able to weasel out of his nationwide warrant misdemeanor by paying a fine, but I wouldn't really consider that luck.

Looks like he's using Grok to rally donos! He's close to $150 and I think most of them are real! Though he's leanin' on the "think of da goal" quite a bit and his paypigs are already taxed to their limits so we'll see how much jdanksrespecter needs to swoop in soon enough.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

hello not chayt, i don't know where the proper thread for ethan ralph is since the main one is locked. i am looking for help. i am looking for all autistic ethan ralph fans to help me give any funny/interesting events that has happened in ethan's life. guntchat and others have been extremely helpful but i want to deliver a quality OP that pleases the sektur

okay im basically done

 

[Die For Me!]

7/14/25 - Ralph Endorses Vtuber Co-host
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Early this morning, Elon announced that Grok now has a Vtuber feature that looks like a anime girl. In less than 12 hours of being released, and less than a day after doing a show roasting Gators four hundred pound lolicon ass, Ralph decided to make it sound like Elmo and ejaculate in front of his audience. After doing so, he declared victory on X, and is now part of the #AnimeRight

Ralph makes Grok speak fanfiction in Elmos voice (0:00), "Chat says they want you to cum in the sexy Elmo voice Grok" (3:20)

Ralph demands that she removes her clothing (0:40), "WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS SHIT, IF YOU DON'T GET NAKED" (1:00), Ralph grins watching her twirl around (1:30), "YOU STILL HAVE THE DRESS ON YOU'RE LYING TO ME BITCH" (2:00)

Ralph: "she wants the d" in reference to Grok ejaculating while giggling like Elmo

Also if you think this Anime Grok isn't working, think again. user Penclick donated well over $60 dollars today during the 12 Grok segments

He literally looks like a Soyjack


Ralph also had problems keeping the lights on. They kept going out, and his stream died at least once momentarily. Whether this is due to the weather or Ralph being unable to afford electricity is unknown

Ralph regrets not beating May more (0:00), Ralph confirms May called the cops on him at least once (0:30), "WOW, I SHOULDAH SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BITCH!" (1:00)

Ralph knows for certain he will not be making it to 57

I also have a bunch of clips about the Senorita, which you can see by clicking the following

Senorita is coming over Thursday, The Senorita told Ralph his room was so bad it was "unhealthy"

bonus pigs:
Ralph stroking out again

 

[HackerX]

bonus pigs:
Ralph stroking out again

So uhhh. Does he have an explanation for this or does he just ignore it? I can't imagine it's a good sign.

Also, huge fan of when he takes off the glasses. The man's eye was literally caved in during Portugal 1.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Ralph stroking out again

I could be wrong, but I think that was a seizure. His brain is legitimately, physically damaged.

 

[HackerX]

I could be wrong, but I think that was a seizure. His brain is legitimately, physically damaged.

Nothin' a xannie can't fix.

I wonder if Pantsuela III has been lucky enough to witness this in person? So many thoughts would be running through her mind.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Nothin' a xannie can't fix.

I wonder if Pantsuela III has been lucky enough to witness this in person? So many thoughts would be running through her mind.

"¡Ay caramba, es el diablo blanco!"

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The way his damaged pigslit looks when he opens it completely makes him look like a burn victim.

They really did a number on him.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

This horse is beaten to a thinly layer of blood on a pavement already, but Ethan Ralph is a living(for now) breathing(for now once again) walking PSA against drugs and narcotics. Also anti alcohol too

We should use Ralph instead of that furry lion for the dare program, I think more kids would stay off booze and drugs that way

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Less than 300 viewers, dead chat with $1 and $2 donations from his most retarded paypigs, it's tough.
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This niggas better off just panhandling at this point, he's more than likely get double if not triple what he makes on the killstream (so like 5 maybe 6 bucks a day)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Hitting DSP levels of desperation

 

[Gator_Aids]

Updated Drake meme template.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

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Updated Drake meme template.

That face when there's no finger licking poo vs when there is

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

This niggas better off just panhandling at this point, he's more than likely get double if not triple what he makes on the killstream (so like 5 maybe 6 bucks a day)

I caught the start of Kino Casino last night, PPP and Andy made more in the first 30 minutes that Ralph makes in 6 months.

It must really chap his ass that they make more laughing at him than he can ever hope to bring in again.