Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    668
Even with Nick’s biased framing, Randazza responds, “To be honest, that’s not a retarded theory. I’ve made similar arguments in other cases.” He goes on to add, “I take a very expansive view of what the court should disclose.”
Imagine taking over 100k of this cuckold's money then just straight up agreeing the bodycam footage should be released lmao.
Randazza definitely scored the flawless win here. I kneel.
Hardin, please include footage of nicks own lawyer saying your argument for releasing the bodycam footage is sound. Or even get quotes from Randazza's other cases where he used the same concept and include them. :story:
 
Even with Nick’s biased framing, Randazza responds, “To be honest, that’s not a retarded theory. I’ve made similar arguments in other cases.” He goes on to add, “I take a very expansive view of what the court should disclose.”
You can literally hear him internally screeching the whole time :story:
STFU MARK In Minnesota it is VERY CLEAR. I'm right, Josh is wrong and he will NEVER be getting that bodycam footage!!! gay.webp

I just find the whole phenomenon of how people get uh whipped into a frenzy online, whether it's the, you know, whether it's this or the monograph shit or anything else like that. The way people can just lost themselves in the soap opera of internet bullshit is just really surprising to me. like, man, go touch some grass. - Mark Randazza
Mark nooo he's already dead! :lossmanjack:
 
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I’m not black like Barry White, no, I’m white like Frank Black is!

(was looking forward to a return to Bloodhound Gang lyrics)
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker BURN
Marc said that the case 'didn't cost that much' to handle. Either Marc has a very inflated monetary value system, or it was a petty attempt to draw the sting from mockery at Nick's financial foolhardiness.
Nick wasn't paying for value. He was paying to have Marc Randazza as a lawyer, so he could say "I have Marc Randazza as a lawyer." Sort of like how he'd buy a Rustang to say he had one, or buy a $5K video card and then never use it.

Nick is literally retarded. He was born nigger rich and never learned better. He will buy shit just based on its name. Randazza (entirely correctly) raped him out of all of his money.

"My Maserati does 185. I lost my license, now I don't drive." (But with zero self-awareness.)
 
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Even with Nick’s biased framing, Randazza responds, “To be honest, that’s not a retarded theory. I’ve made similar arguments in other cases.” He goes on to add, “I take a very expansive view of what the court should disclose.”
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"Maybe you're the retard, Mark."

The RageTwig surfaced for a moment there. Mark may be the retard, but he is also the only one between the 2 of you to have an active law license.

Huff some more nitrous and calm down, before you start screaming at your own lawyer.
 
Montagraph's case, according to Nick, should've been dismissed because "it was an exchange of insults" on the Internet and not a proper diagnosis on whether or not Monty is a pedo. Despite all of that, Nick still stands by what he said.

 
He used to be the biggest Superchat name in Youtube, a battalion of co-hosts, millions in Superchats.
From the biggest YouTube superchat grifter to the lowest of the Diddleverse. The rise and fall and fall and fall of a talentless hedonist skeleton.

Nick is such a rat, I hope Andew legally rapes him!
I was gonna say I hope Andrew anally rapes him too but then I realised skelly would enjoy that.

Is this settelement thing a play from Aaron to show "ive tried to reason with both of my stalkers, but they refused and laughed at the idea, here are the clips"?
It's just Toe being able to show he wanted to settle things amicably but they doubled down and probably made it worse since they acted belligerent about it. It won't be his merits of the HRO that sticks, the fat paedophile and his pet skelly would so something stupid to make it stick.

Something happened
supertips.gg redirects to Redbarradio.net!
Does aupertips.gg need to be up for supertips to work?
Luckily for MAPton, pedotips.gg is available.
(I didn't check.)
 
"My Maserati does 185. I lost my license, now I don't drive." (But with zero self-awareness.)
"Life's been good to me... so... far..." - Nick Rekieta, whimpering with disgust at the thought of children and a wife, yearning for the sweet release, only a gun, that he can't own, could give him.
 
Montagraph's case, according to Nick, should've been dismissed because "it was an exchange of insults" on the Internet and not a proper diagnosis on whether or not Monty is a pedo. Despite all of that, Nick still stands by what he said.

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Of course Mr. Malignant Narcissist thinks he should be allowed to called people pedophiles even though he knows it's not true.

Basically admitting Monty was right, btw.
 
While KF was offline, Nick was in NLO chat talking about a message from Aaron that Nick had been holding in reserve but just sent to Melton for discussion. According to Nick, Aaron sent the message on April 5, 2024 and he and Melton have been talking about it. (It’s unclear if the message was originally sent to Nick, Nick’s wife who was taking Aaron’s loads in every hole, or Aaron’s then-wife who Nick turned into a literal coke whore. It could even be a message Nick retrieved when he unlawfully accessed Aaron’s emails and texts. In any case, Nick is distributing it to uninvolved third parties.)

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Nick also seems to be spoiling for a fight with Redbar, to whom the below chat refers. Nick’s thought process seems to be “Hey, I’m on a winning streak! So why not open up a new and totally unnecessary battlefront for no fucking reason with someone far smarter and more successful than I am? What could possibly go wrong?”

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I hope his stream gets derailed as that would make it a truly glorious time.
I'm a big fan of a lot of AI work (Josh singing hava nagila is peak AI use) but Nick's usage and his retarded "im such a creator" soon probably leading to "here, have 5thousand AI generated pics of me as chad as your locals gift" makes me question my stands.
 
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