Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[True Boss of this Gym]

In celebration of page 420, Claudio should pick up smoking. By that I mean he should smoke himself with a gun he rented from his local cartel. Quit raping cats to death you fucking sicko.

 

[Detective Carey]

I actually enjoy his childish death threats, they're super funny, really gives you a peek into the mind of a manchild.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I actually enjoy his childish death threats, they're super funny, really gives you a peek into the mind of a manchild.

My favorite Claudio-ism isn’t even his death threats. It’s when he repeatedly pings someone with a different negative descriptor

Hey, faggot. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, maricón. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, coward. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, marica. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, Lolicon. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, pedofilo. @Sperg Spectating

 

[Tablet County]

I actually enjoy his childish death threats, they're super funny, really give you a peek into the mind of a manchild.

I can practically picture him chuckling to himself and trembling with adrenaline every time he posts one. Smug, manic satisfaction as he's finally conjured the epic own that will totally squash those spoiled kiwis once and for all.
Then the depressive come down hits when he realizes that everyone's bemused and disgusted as opposed to scared or angry.

My favorite Claudio-ism isn’t even his death threats. It’s when he repeatedly pings someone with a different negative descriptor

I like when he bolds text for no reason.

 

[Tread Miller]

My favorite Claudio-ism isn’t even his death threats. It’s when he repeatedly pings someone with a different negative descriptor

I think my favorite was when he was randomly coloring the text for his manifesto (that he still needs to release).

 

[Detective Carey]

The completely off topic euroamerican jew seething is usually pretty funny, though it's annoying when it feels like a way to duck an honest question.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I think my favorite was when he was randomly coloring the text for his manifesto (that he still needs to release).

It’ll be out when it’s out. Stop asking about it!

 

[Detective Carey]

It’ll be out when it’s out. Stop asking about it!

ÉL ESTÁ TRABAJANDO EN ELLO!!!

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

The only "basis" for your "Claudio's family isn't most well off" is because of the whole hardrive fixing.

Didn't you literally beg for commissions on FurAffinity because your mom got mad at you for losing $20?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Didn't you literally beg for commissions on FurAffinity because your mom got mad at you for losing $20?

That's four blow jobs worth of work to Claudio's mom.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

they would behave like parasites back in your homeland, too?

You guys are cockroaches. Not much of a flex.

You can't be telling a bunch of bullies on the internet "this is my groomer and his friends". Please tell me I'm misunderstanding

You are a bit too late for the party, pal.

eriously doubt this is someone who had an account made in 2014 and lost it.

The account was made in 2024, dumbass. But that doesn't mean they are 11. You have no evidence.

Why are you friends with a (likely) 11-year-old on Roblox?

Why are you imagining about me talking with 11 year old children?

Why did you friend this person who made his Roblox account 16 years after you made your ClausMystery Roblox account?

To shill my shirts, duh. I even showed I did.

I deleted them either way. I don't talk to anyone there.

The biggest pool of European ancestry in the US is from Britain. That’s not an own.

Hammer.

Goycast Guy, were you even paying attention to Griffin's streams? I would like to know.

I don’t care.

You are quintessentially immature in many ways up there, Goycast.

But you'll realize it one day. Just like I did.

I’m no biblical scholar but you do know Isaiah is part of the Old Testament right? I’m sure that means something.

Oooooof.

That's the opportunistic gringo energy I WAS FUCKING MISSING. LET'S GOOOOO.

I love being proven right.

Wah Wah you allegedly got groomed on Roblox,

I'm sure Starman3's victims appreciaye your attitude.

I think pedophile catchers using decoys is a little fucking different but what do I know?

Deflection.

Well it will be hard to accomplish as I have not raped cats, do not have an e621 account liking Ganondorf raping Link,

Still waiting for evidence. It's very easy to do, MIAD.

It only takes "giving a shit".

Which you don't.

a cub fur story or a thread where I willingly reveal that I wash my dog naked.

I asked you guys something about this.

You mever answered. You already failed your mantle.

Claudio can’t seem to comprehend in his Gooner mind that most people might just not be as degenerate as him.

Says the one that befriends people (here and at Griffin's) who joke about gay incest pedo rape.

Just be honest with me, Goycast Guy. You better answer this, because if you don't, you'll just help me.

You wouldn't want that, right?

Anyways, here it is.

You really don't care about victims, do you? It's just so obvious to me that you don't care if both victims, or throw victims of people WHO WERE victims, died.

It's very easy to guess how people like you think?

Child being born with aids because their dumbfuck mother either was a whore, or is a deranged addict? Let them die, because they are "faggots".

And don't get me started with victims of rape.

In conclusion, you don't care. You are the kind of people pamphlets in the CCH Sur warned me about.

It sounds like you’ve been through a lot. A therapist could help you work through that. I Maybe you should look into it. You’d have someone helping you.

Also, the claim that no one has ever defended or helped you is false.

I made the claim in present tense. Update your NPC script.

As far as I can tell, your mother has always been supportive,

Your team is calling her a whore. Filthy Son of The Whore of Babylon, you.

Manuel said you were a great person and that he loves you.

Is that why he screamed at me today and decided to have a tantrum? I might not care enough to see him, but I wanted something to eat WHILE making sure he spent on US.

Oh, and today, he—once again—gave me excuses for the homewreckers he dated. The usual "you don't know the entire story" and that shit. As if """context""" could ever make what happened look better.

Even here. Both @Sperg Spectating and @JohnnyGringo tried to help you by offering you an “off ramp” at several points.

Sperg destroyed your case against me at least 250 pages ago. I still have the screenshot.

When I leave, I'll be already untouchable by this """case""". Brash morons won't get to harass me, because I already made it impossible.

You'll essentially need to waste 2 hours of your life

Who knows? Maybe he’ll make the ultimate sacrifice by finally putting down the cup.

It's pretty easy for me to just leave. But I have to fulfill my word.

I'm concerned Ruben may have inadvertantly signed the death sentence on Claudio's dog. That poor weenie is gonna get rage-fucked to death.

Unprompted animal rape fantasy?

Keep talking

Jfc did this retard really just post his Roblox gooner friends list

Mfw I am still surprised you people are willing to libel literal John Does at this point.

Ruben Sim and insinuate that he is an ageplay diaper fetishist,

You did it first.

and then Ruben came in and kicked Claudio in the balls? That was fantastic.

I just have to wait until Roblox bans those scripts. Trust me, it's inevitable. They proved they won't care how they'll look if they do something worse. What could it be worse? Easy.

Ban Ruben's scripts and, worst case scenario, any of the variants that use the script as a basis. Discord is, at the moment, already getting away with it—And the removal of condo servers sort of helped them create a smoke screen.

It's just a matter of time.

Two things:
1: If the issue of abused street animals is a low priority for the police, they probably wouldn't risk a corruption investigation over it.

Mexico is known amongst Hispanic YouTubers as one of the many Latam countries that REALLY don't give a shit to "follow through" with domestic animal abuse.

Do I need to tell you about that infamous case that was so fucking bad, that even Gringos begun to speak about it? The dude had a bunny furry character with 4 eyes and was a massive fan of those videos where you abuse cats while recording it. He stomped on some kittens or some shit.

He recorded the evidence and uploaded it. And despite this, the dumbass authorities didn't even jail him. He only stayed in juvenile detention for like... 2-3 fucking weeks.

Listen here. I will fucking put it bluntly, Mr. Christian.

This shit happened before 2021.

Before the latter half of 2021, the federal laws for domestic animals were FUCKING VAGUE. It didn't specify the kind of abuses that were illegal. It was after that year that the law included shit like sexual abuse.

"B-B-BUT SEXUAL ABUSE ISN'T SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN DENOUNCE AT ANY TIME WITH THE POLICE NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME—!"

Try fucking calling the cops, ask for help for a cat that got raped, and then—THE MOMENT they ask shit like:

"The body."

"Is the cat yours?"

If, after this, you answer the shit I have already said here, you will be asking for an annoyed policeman or 911 phone worker start treating you like shit and tell you to not waste their time.

After all, for the police, no body — no crime.

Either way—

2: You would have had both your mother and the security guard as witnesses. Even if you were falsely arrested (doubtful),

That's not what I fucking meant, dumbass. There is a famous fucking case in my same state about a guy here who got fucking arrested (literally) just because FOR MURDER. He wasn't the fucking guy, and he got arrested and imprisoned just because the police started to become lazy about a case.

Tl;Dr: They just went "close enough" when they saw him, arrested him, and was imprisoned. He wasn't even allowed to fucking testify. The dude lost 3 years of his fucking life, and all he got when he was essentially kicked out of prison one evening was a "Sorry".

Fuck you. The case happened in 2005, btw. I watched the documentary in 2011

"But the court is corrupt too!"
You trust them enough to side with your mother in her case against UNAM.

Hey, you fucking dumbass.

My mom's lawsuit is a civil case. Not a criminal one.

Use your brain for once.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

HOLY

SHIT

 

[Tread Miller]

The account was made in 2024, dumbass. But that doesn't mean they are 11. You have no evidence.

Why are you imagining about me talking with 11 year old children?

The circumstantial evidence (2014 in the name, which could have been a birth year) seems to heavily imply that the user was 11, but I will concede that there is no hard evidence that the user was 11.

To shill my shirts, duh. I even showed I did.

I deleted them either way. I don't talk to anyone there.

Did you really need to friend someone to shill your shirt?

 

[Xev]

No asshole you and only you did it. You literally said most pedophile hunters are into age play then pinged Ruben. How did you think Ruben would take that? I have no clue where you even got that from, pure copium pedophiles like you pull out of your ass to make yourself feel better. This is typical of sexual degenerates, you falsely assume everyone is a degen like you. The more you talk the more it seems like you're much more than just a zoophile.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why are you imagining about me talking with 11 year old children?

It's not imaginary if it's really happening.

You are quintessentially immature in many ways

Bro, you told us all that you cry yourself to sleep, you dress your dog up like a baby, and you play Roblox.

Says the one that befriends people who joke about gay incest pedo rape.

Claudio is very serious about gay incest pedo rape. Read his short story to learn more.

You are the kind of people pamphlets in the CCH Sur warned me about

You were warned and you ended up here anyways. Who's the idiot in this scenario?

but I wanted something to eat WHILE making sure he spent on US.

That McDonald's story I made up was a shit post, not a how-to tutorial.

Before the latter half of 2021, the federal laws for domestic animals were FUCKING VAGUE. It didn't specify the kind of abuses that were illegal. It was after that year that the law included shit like sexual abuse.

You sure know a lot about Mexican laws regarding sexually abusing animals for someone who doesn't rape cats.

They just went "close enough" when they saw him, arrested him, and was imprisoned.

To be fair, you people all look alike and are all criminals.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

He was raised on Roblox. Most likely the retarded, impressionable, unsupervised children who use Roblox are more easily impressed by the kind of gay repartee Claus seems to think is the pinnacle of wit.

No one tell this massive retard that I started to play Roblox again back in 2021.

Debunked, get fucked.

None of this explains why his insults are so lame and shitty. Hell, Hogendorp had better tit for tat and the best he had were kills lists and curses. This mexican retard says the corniest shit about throwing typewriters at people. Like what?

You do understand that what you are doing is the typical deflection tactic from bullies? When a bully says that, it's the exact opposite.

Talking about bullies, I am happy I made Gustavo's domestic life worse by snitching his abuse towards me many times, at school. I even saw once, which weirded me out due to how ballsy that was, his father kicking him. (He couldn't even wait to get to the beaver's house to beat him? Hilarious)

Remember he also admitted that Bowser was his first crush back when he was 11 years old. He can try and pin it in being sent Yoshi porn but he was already fantasizing about Nintendo characters years before that happened.

Wow. Little tweens who had their father backstab them before they were even born want someone strong to hide them away in an embrace?

Wow. I would have never heard such thing. Is it food?

...You are the kind of person that would have allowed people like Lacey Fletcher to die the way she did.

In short, you are evil.

But you already knew that. Why else would you doom yourself to Hell so willingly? Your father is not God, after all.

I wouldn't even be surprised if your soul isn't even God's, but directly Satan's.

That just makes it easier for me to not look at you like a human, and easier for me to not be offended by your words.

Even then, let's just say it was me who hated spics specifically.

Here's my about list which has most of my doxes and all my ops (and most of my OP credits)
The spics are underlined in red:
View attachment 7648714
Now here's all the (confirmed) whites underlined in red:
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Wow I must really hate spics huh? I'm only writing threads on spics!

Don't mind me. I'll use this for my own benefit on something.

You'll know when it happens.

The guy has a "complete indifference" towards incest

I would be indifferent either way, after willingly exposing myself to mature topics like real crime, crime dramas, and crime shows or documentaries.

...Well, that, and the fact these dumbass shops in Mexico, even the newspaper ones, leave very gory newspapers at children height for anyone to see. That blood is real, it's colored dark pink after all. (Aka what happens if you record or photograph real blood).

Every single apology is only done in desperation, like a feral animal. Claudio feels no remorse for anything he’s done in his whole life and as such should be treated with no sympathy.

Permission to treat you like a subbuman? Taken! ✔

Thanks for making it easy for me, Brayden.

The way he goes back and forth to be an extremely violent psychopath wishing death upon everyone to telling sob stories about his dysfunctional family and expect people to sympathize with him just screams unhinged porn addiction to me. These kind of mood switches are from someone who is a disgusting coomer.

You were gettung so fucking close! Aaaand now you are cold.

Bummer.

and "lost everything porn-related" 3 years ago, so I'm guessing he's been without it for a while

DING DING DING DING DING.

Extreme mood swings are a side effect for prolonged porn addiction, most coomers—

Pretty much it's something else but okay. At least in my case.

Wouldn't the vet be compelled to contact the police if he believed an animal was sexually abused? I don't know how this is handled in third world countries so maybe you guys just don't have ethical standards in medicine.

He probably thought we did, so...

Oops? It's not like the topic surfaced ever again.

Smug, manic satisfaction as he's finally conjured the epic own that will totally squash those spoiled kiwis once and for all.

Not really. I'm very hard to amuse. One would even think I don't even have fun playing videogames if they watched me play.

I have the most dull look on my face every time I play. Even if I am not even bored or annoyed. It's called being forced for 15+ years to learn how to suppress emotions, dumbass.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

That's a lot of words when you could just say "I raped the cat".

 

[Tread Miller]

No asshole you and only you did it. You literally said most pedophile hunters are into age play then pinged Ruben. How did you think Ruben would take that? I have no clue where you even got that from, pure copium pedophiles like you pull out of your ass to make yourself feel better. This is typical of sexual degenerates, you falsely assume everyone is a degen like you. The more you talk the more it seems like you're much more than just a zoophile.

>be Claudio
>claim to have been subscribed to Ruben sim for 5 years:

> Anti-Ruben Sim

Projection

Subscribed since the.... Lemme seeee...

>constantly tag the guy when trying to get a WIN over the gringos
>call him a "closeted furry":

Either way, anyone with a brain knows @Ruben Sim is a closeted furry.

>imply that predator catchers like Ruben Sim are into ageplay:

No one tell Goycast Guy that "ageplay" is a commonly known kink between people that investigate PREDATORS.

Are you going to call @Ruben Sim a predator too? He did showcase and explain the definition of ageplay and diaper play.

>gets put on the EPI list for being too annoying and writing cub fiction
>now claims that he has to wait for Roblox to ban Ruben Sim's scripts:

I just have to wait until Roblox bans those scripts. Trust me, it's inevitable. They proved they won't care how they'll look if they do something worse. What could it be worse? Easy.

Ban Ruben's scripts and, worst case scenario, any of the variants that use the script as a basis. Discord is, at the moment, already getting away with it—And the removal of condo servers sort of helped them create a smoke screen.

It's just a matter of time.

I thought you were a supporter of Ruben Sim, Claudio. What happens now?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

It's not imaginary if it's really happening.

I wish you were imaginary.

Bro, you told us all that you cry yourself to sleep, and you play Roblox.

Never trust your feelings after 9pm

That's all I am going to say.

You were warned and you ended up here anyways. Who's the idiot in this scenario?

You.

You can't answer a Yes/No question.

You sure know a lot about Mexican laws regarding sexually abusing animals for someone who doesn't rape cats.

I googled them just now, fucking retard.

To be fair, you people all look alike and are all criminals.

To be fair, you people all look inbred and are all bloodthirsty.

See how easy that was?

No asshole you and only you did it. You literally said most pedophile hunters are into age play then pinged Ruben—

Hmmmmm

No one tell Goycast Guy that "ageplay" is a commonly known kink between people that investigate PREDATORS.

GASP.

Xev... LIED?!

How did you think Ruben would take that?

You just implied he has the reading comprehension of Joe Biden.

This is typical of sexual degenerates, you falsely assume everyone is a degen like you.

Aren't you the same one that says they aren't mad at me?

The more you talk the more it seems like you're much more than just a zoophile.

I'll pray to your parents so they can be blessed as they keep having to take care of someone with such a big mental handicap (you).

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Never trust your feelings after 9pm

That's all I am going to say.

Nigger cries himself to sleep at 29 He's never had a job but he thinks his life is so hard because he has a tube in his throat