Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[The Judean People's Front]

More horrible abuse at the hands of doctors:


And a broken clock moment, because I hate Leche League with a burning passion (for much the same reasons. They're bullies).



@Panzerfrau on the surface it's a bunch of women who work to promote/assist women with breastfeeding through education and simple freebies (burp cloths, nipple shields, etc). What it actually is is a bunch of women who worship tit-juice in a cult-like way making early postpartum Moms feel like failures for needing to supplement with formula or choosing to not breastfeed for whatever reason. I don't know anyone who likes them, tbh. They're a holdover from the times when most mothers didn't breastfeed.

(Am I retarded or are attachments being extremely weird/disappearing randomly recently)

 

[Panzerfrau]

More horrible abuse at the hands of doctors:

My fucking sides, she actually expected the hospital to write her a baby care handbook because she has "audio processing issues"? Bitch, you're not Linux laptop, you don't have audio processing issues, you have "I can't be assed to learn how to care about my newborn" issue.

And a broken clock moment, because I hate Leche League with a burning passion (for much the same reasons. They're bullies).

What's Leche League?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

E-begging again.

Now she's gonna be homeless by August (X)

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I have an irrational hatred to adults who do the 'it's my birthday in x days, hope you remember it, hint hint'. It makes me extremely angry or sad. Angry that a person in their 30s/40s has to drop hints that they want presents/money/attention (especially in this case since she literally surrounds herself with people who do this for her daily). Sad that a person of this age has alienated people so thoroughly, or has so few people connected to them on a personal level that they don't know when their birthday is. A birthday for adults shouldn't resemble a child's birthday party (though that's fine, if that's how your circle of loved ones choose to show you their love), that shouldn't be the expectation. It shows a deeply selfish, insecure person. I physically cringe at people her age that do the birthday countdown, already counting the presents that are no doubt piled to the ceiling, only to unleash their wrath when reality does not meet expectation. All the while, poor Hannah watches as her vastly unqualified mother throws a tantrum that she cannot understand or process.

Pathetic in it's entirety. Oh I just found her epitaph.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I thought these posts were slightly funny:

The fuck is a treatler?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

There were so many Pee Oh Sees that got nominated, this isn't even funny; she's actually retarded. Even the progressive's buttboy Pedro Pascal got nominated, but that's not enough. It's all clearly racist.

 

[Kerry Benton]

The fuck is a treatler?

A portmanteau of “treat” and “hitler” and it’s used to disparage people who use a lot of delivery services and don’t recognize how ~privileged~ they are or something. Mostly used by brainrotted leftists.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It is possible a doctor attempted to comfort this totally real Jew by saying maybe her long journey was "God's plan" that will work out in the end, but that doctor was misguided because Becky's only relationship with religion is as a decorative accessory or an argumentative cudgel.

I think it’s more likely that she added the “and he was a CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!” aspect to add an extra layer of outrage for her audience.

I suppose it’s possible that he saw this dead-eyed morbidly obese seahag with her two fat eunuchs and involuntarily cried, “God, what is your plan for me?!”

 

[rat fucker]

My fucking sides, she actually expected the hospital to write her a baby care handbook because she has "audio processing issues"? Bitch, you're not Linux laptop, you don't have audio processing issues, you have "I can't be assed to learn how to care about my newborn" issue.

Take a fucking piece of paper with you and take notes then like every auditive processive disorder spastic would do, you stupid useless whore.

 

[Kheapathic]

Also confusing that Jackson wouldn't have insurance through his job. Almost...unbelievable.

I could see Jackson forgo putting anyone else on his insurance when going through job onboarding. Now whether he did so through error or intent, I'm gonna go with intent, because I remember when Becky was getting ready for her name change, and her "lawyer husband" didn't know how to start the process. A process so simple, a layman can do it by simply going to the court house and asking for the paperwork and then following the process. So I could see Jackson going through onboarding and gets to the "Here's the health insurance options we offer, please pick what you want and list dependents." Then he just clicked through everything without thinking about his legal wife and her biological child. I refuse to believe an in house counsel doesn't get benefits, I do believe Jackson would be absent minded about putting his spouse and his spouse's daughter on it though.

 

[Tanner Glass]

I can see Jackson forgetting he has a wife when she clearly would rather be with anyone else and he spends his free time gooning on Fetlife as if he were single anyhow.

Daniel may also be smart enough to not try and slam into the brick wall that is adding a non-spouse to his insurance. Typically you need some proof of the relationship and Becky being married to someone else already is probably a huge red flag to any insurance agent/adjuster.

On top of the sheer embarrassment of explaining his relationship to a normal person and just hoping and praying that people at his new job don't look into him or Becky all that deeply (seeing as it was Becky that got him termed from Riot in the first place).

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

A portmanteau of “treat” and “hitler” and it’s used to disparage people who use a lot of delivery services and don’t recognize how ~privileged~ they are or something. Mostly used by brainrotted leftists.

Off-topic for this thread but I recommend referring to Vicky Markhoff as a treatler.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

More horrible abuse at the hands of doctors:

Just to be clear, this is the person who was utterly incensed that doctors thought her not having kids may have been for the best and all part of gods plan

 

[Aunt Carol]

^^ A Good Samaritan tries to warn her about the dangers of wandering toddlers. Becky liked the comment, so she can't claim "no one ever told me " in the future.

It's a five-gallon Lowe's bucket; there's a multilingual glyph on the side that reminds you babies can suffocate.

It's always a surprise, though.

A portmanteau of “treat” and “hitler” and it’s used to disparage people who use a lot of delivery services and don’t recognize how ~privileged~ they are or something. Mostly used by brainrotted leftists.

I dislike the term but I have to say I'm glad the concept is finally being recognized.

"Hitler" doesn't really make sense as part of the portmanteau. "Doordash socialist" could be used with no explanation. But like I said, glad to see backlash against the Eloi.

My fucking sides, she actually expected the hospital to write her a baby care handbook because she has "audio processing issues"? Bitch, you're not Linux laptop, you don't have audio processing issues, you have "I can't be assed to learn how to care about my newborn" issue.

And books about baby care already exist; the hospital has a booklet and is printing out the bare minimum instructions for parents with low reading levels who have done zero research about their baby, in hopes the infant doesn't get smothered or fed Mountain Dew.

If Becky knew she can't remember things verbally told to her (and that sure casts doubt on all the conversations with evil medicos Becky's relaying verbatim), she could have realized that IVF often results in babies, and gone to the library at any point prior to delivery.

 

[repentance]

I don’t disagree at all but considering his age, the revelation of parenthood, BPD burnout with how high-octane the previous relationship was, I’m pulling for the “Daniel becomes a normie” bit where his gently used new bride waves her hand and all the gaudy, transgressive kidult nerdy aesthetic is replaced with agreeable greys and a weekly schedule. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still obviously fucked in some way to have chosen Becky to procreate with, and I admit it’s on my part but I have more faith in an unknown random woman to keep her spaghetti in her pockets long enough for that quarter million dollar cali lifestyle. As a divorced single mother she definitely has the circumstances to motivate her to make it work. Becky left the bar in hell so it shouldn’t be a tall order but time will tell.

As far as autistic speculation goes though I am interested to see what the new chick does with the place if she moves in, as I think it will be a sore spot for Becky and she won’t be able to hold back the sarcastic skeets about it.

If Daniel has a single brain in his head, he will post absolutely nothing online about his new life.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And books about baby care already exist; the hospital has a booklet and is printing out the bare minimum instructions for parents with low reading levels who have done zero research about their baby, in hopes the infant doesn't get smothered or fed Mountain Dew.

If Becky knew she can't remember things verbally told to her (and that sure casts doubt on all the conversations with evil medicos Becky's relaying verbatim), she could have realized that IVF often results in babies, and gone to the library at any point prior to delivery.

Every parent I know is practically paranoid about whether they’re doing the right thing for their child. But with Becky, it’s all “Well no one‘s holding my hand while I raise this child, Hepzibah or whatever, guess it’s everyone else’s fault if she ends up as a flat-headed retard.”

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Every parent I know is practically paranoid about whether they’re doing the right thing for their child. But with Becky, it’s all “Well no one‘s holding my hand while I raise this child, Hepzibah or whatever, guess it’s everyone else’s fault if she ends up as a flat-headed retard.”

"Uhmmmm, actually, Henta or whatever her name is, is incredibly lucky I am taking care of her at all. This is a RAPE BABY, Daniel RAPED ME VIA IVF, and now he has left me to raise HIS RAPE BABY while he goes off and showers love on another woman's NON-RAPE BABY."
Marshall Castersen style video of Becca invoking Yehoowuh to fill Daniel with pestilence and death goes here.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

It's our sunny princess' birthday today! Let's all celebrate the warmth and positivity that just oozes from Ms Gerber here.


Can't make tea, leg injured.


She doesn't understand what "passive" aggressive is, does she?

@salt I picture Jack standing in front of her with gifts and a cake, candles lit, while she typed all that. Jack doesn't count.

 

[salt]

Ah yes, each and every family member: Only one of the men she’s supposedly still shtupping (probably Sam?), her ex, her biological father she has basically zero relationship with, the random sibling she found through 23 and Me who she also basically has no relationship with and a random aunt.

Mami, Papi, her in-laws and her actual husband conspicuously absent.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Imagine spending your birthday meticulously cataloguing the ways in which people close to you have failed you, starting at 7 in the morning.

Her biological dad isn't going to call her. And if he HAD called her she'd be harping about how no one would let her sleep and why don't these East Coasters realize she needs her beauty rest on her (has she mentioned this yet) BIRTHDAY?

 

[RonRiot]

While it’s obviously an embroidery of self-pitying lies, one way to get people to do nice things for you on your birthday is to be in any way likable. It’s a common cow trait to be as antagonistic and ungrateful as possible all year, then blubber when no one fetes you with gifts and cake to celebrate your birth (see also Lou Gags).