- Joined
- Apr 17, 2025

Our great country's got the most beautiful children, the very best, my friend Jeff told me.
He's sending them off to a Big Beautiful Island, it's a great place, the best place. I've been there, it's true.
Heinous Hansen is telling me to have a seat, well guess what? I'm gonna be a sitting President for three and a half more years, and I'll make age of consent 12 again, like the Founding Fathers intended.