Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[✨Tard-Star✨]

The foodieverse is imploding

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Page 10,000 beeze.
If the Gunt Bunker gets hit with a rocket I 100% believe she'll roach her way out of it. Cartoonishly stumbling out of the smoking rubble, flailing her lunch lady arms and swollen trotters in the air. With the last two strands of Homer Simpson hair on her bald dome on fire, doing that oafish "WUH WUUH WOAH WUH!" stammer she does whenever she has to hurple into a space meant for normal sized people, or when she runs over something in the road or hits something with a car.

 

[LissaNewcarr]

if the bunker gets bombed her gunt will absorb the blast and her, salad, and the cat will escape

edit: page 10k! congrats gorls

 

[Dusty Rabbit]

 

[janeir0]

Inshallah

 

[Malarkey]

Happy 10k Day!

Spoiler

 

[Freedom Fighter]

One page for every pound.

 

[AltisticRight]

The foodieverse is imploding

The love will be Eternal.

Oh, and literally three more posts until 10,000. Congratulations to whoever takes it. You get to marry her.

 

[Lex in tonne]

just finished catching up on 400+ pages in time for this. the death of Howie, paid mukbangs, bruce lee, then Syria. What a ride.
I really couldnt guess where this is going at all, and look at where we are now

 

[kawaiikat420]

Happy 10k Day!

Do you think Chantal is celebrating 10k in the bomb shelter?

 

[goddessalthena]

Happy 10k to all the people in the Gunt-verse! Kit-kat and marshmallow dip for all!

 

[lol cow supreme]

10,000 Pages, 10,000 Calories per meal, 10,000 Miles round trip Canada to Syria.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Oh, and literally three more posts until 10,000. Congratulations to whoever takes it. You get to marry her.

Aw shit

 

[Angry New Ager]

It must really speak to Salah in that he sticks to Chantal this much, either because he doesn’t want to improve himself and his prospects on his own because that requires actual work and contemplation, or because he knows Chantal is the best he’s ever going to catch (Kaibella really fucked up his chances to get somebody who isn’t on Chantal’s level of desperation and stupidity).

I think he actually could snare a better prospect, if he was willing to try again, and had learned anything from his experience with Chantal. Gorl World is tiny; most people have no idea it even exists. The kind of woman who is dumb enough to fall for a Syrian on Plenty of Fish isn't going to google him.

He's had direct experience with the worst of Western womanhood now, so he could create a more appealing profile. And he's proven he can tolerate the human equivalent of a rotting bag of trash, so he would have no trouble wooing any fat, ugly, aging, and desperately lonely American or Canadian woman who has her finances reasonably in order, is able to sponsor him immediately, and who doesn't want a pajeet or African.

Salahis big mistake with Chantal was not dumping her when she admitted she wouldn't be able to sponsor him right away due to her pending bankruptcy. He did the stupid guy thing: "I can fix her"—only Chantals turned out to be unfixable. If he's learned anything from this experience (and yeah, that's a big if), he could snag some retired, lonely woman in a flyover state or prairie province, and even if she was 70 years old and toothless with tits hanging to her knees, she'd be a bigger prize than Chantal.

ETA: Oh, hey, I made it onto page 10K! Well, here's hoping Chantal gives us enough good material in Syria Beeze to break another 10K in record time. Inshallah.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Well @Angry New Ager you definitely are true to your name and motto. I apologize to the often Druzes in this this thread.

Thanks for correcting me. Im sorry I didn’t live up to your standards but I can safely say that if you are anything like the person you are in this thread then you just don’t have resting bitch face but are indeed just a bitch.

The cat sperging alone proves my point. Anyone with much knowledge of cats is mostly likely some shut in cat lady who can’t keep any res relationships in their life and have resorted to cats.

Keep polluting this thread with you dumbass ass cat info cuz that’s what we really come here for.

Yeah 10,000 pages! Who gives a fuck when half of it was just angry cat ladies bitching…

Thread tax : the new video is peak delusion and probably should be discussed more than how many fucking pages this thread has gotten too.

I’ll take my MATI hats now…

 

[The Crawling Chaos]

I was here (lol, dumb).

Couple of facts, feel free to add:

• she can't get out of Syria Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity
• even if she has the opportunity to do so, she doesn't have the money
• this month will probably be her lowest income since she started to get paid by YT
• even if she asks Schme for money, she can't receive them (don't tell me WU is functional)
• all borders will be under ultra lockdown
• Salad and their fake marriage will be put to the test
• she's fucked, they both are, but mainly her

Please keep in mind that all of this was her own doing. No one pushed her, no one forced her, no one held a gun to her head and marched her into Syria. Even Salad told her to fuck off and stay away, or at least wait 1 month, until he "takez care ov businesz".

Fucking Darwin awards contender if the worst happens.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Have you not heard of the pigroach DSP?

Nobody cares about DSP but his braindead detractors and people like you. DSP is so minute in my life he did not come to mind because I dont follow him anymore.

 

[big dumb]

Syria should retaliate by dropping this bitch on Israeli ministry of defense, that'll show em.

 

[Insulin reid]

“We are staying in the home” is she forgetting English, while simultaneously being too stupid to learn Arabic? That sounds like the feces lover, but “just mere kilometres “ is classic Chins; the epitome of ignorant, white trash, using her meager mental resources to try to imitate how someone who was reading, not mainlining Zesty sauce for the last three decades might speak.

I think Salahs weird Google translate-y way he speaks to her in English is making her a little more dumb over time. That and the mini stroke i think she had a while ago and the indoor gas cooking is really giving her last brain cells a hard time.

The only one who spoke words with multiple syllables was peetz and even his was rare. Everyone shes surrounded herself with is dumb.

Look, it's a survival technique, okay!

Given her propensity to wear the same clothing over and over again I wonder how much of it is actual weight loss and how much of it is just the clothing stretching from constant wear. (Not that I believe that she lost weight, but I believe she believes she lost weight.

Both I assume. Her clothes are probably stretched out from being washed and their limits tested every week or so (i dont think she washes very often. I assume salah has to bitch and complain till she smashes her body into whatever type of bathroom they gave and attempts to "wash" herself like an unruly toddler) and i think while shes eating a lot anyway shes in a foreign struggling country with a small paycheck not like her outhouse hayday so shes just eating less because of her circumstances. Shes only able to maintain like 450 instead of like 500 now so shes still a fat fucking cow.

 

[ThunderGunt]

Hitting page 10,000 with a "living under Israeli airstrikes beeze" isn't what I would have ever predicted, but I'm 100% here for it.

Maybe she'll try becoming a "war vlogger" next lol. She might even get some good footage - stupid bitch would ignore all basic common sense and go where most international reporters wouldn't even consider.