Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Fucker Carlson]

The fact that he described screaming bloody murder into a camera as "work" to Sally... LOL

 

[Punished Derich]

I lay awake at night often thinking about how it was revealed he was gooning to NAL and his own mother but nobody cared because it wasn't to kids and got overshadowed by his search asking if rocks were edible.
Just typing that sentence...man.

 

[Furry killer]

I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be to beg your landlord to mow the lawn while a delusional goblin sits in the attic screeching insults all day.

Something so simple, and yet he's incapable of doing it.

On a different subject, is this delusional man-child signing on yet another music label?

Dayle Lynn is not their landlord, she is Sally's daughter who Chance and Sally have "disowned" for talking to DeathByDesign.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Dayle Lynn is not their landlord, she is Sally's daughter who Chance and Sally have "disowned".

Whoops, my bad. Got the wrong person. But that's even worse after all the shit the goblin said about her.

 

[souschef]

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Remember guys, all you gotta do is manifest a better job until you make it.

Just delusion, literal no grasp of reality.

Why won't he manifest some hair then?

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

He doesn't, it's Dayle Lynn's son who comes over and makes it look somewhat nice, because Ed's back/neck won't let him do any physical tasks and Chance straight up refuses to help with anything around the house, because "World famous Rockstars don't cut grass or do laundry", so Ed hasto sneak outside to call Lynn and ask/beg her to have her son come over and help out...

Interesting- thanks for the correction.

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Ed hasto sneak outside to call Lynn and ask/beg her to have her son come over and help out...

The fact that Sally can't call Lynn herself really concerning as she doesn't want to "upset" Chance. Didn't Raxx threaten her son as well that he'd beat his ass too? I know the family dynamic is all broken/fucked up because of the past and Sally being a terrible mother but at this point if I was her I'd have told Sally that this is for her own good and had Raxx thrown out forever ago regardless if she tried emotional manipulation or threat tactics. Lynn says she "cares" about her mother, it ain't showing.

 

[TheBiggestGay aka gods #1]

"World famous Rockstars don't cut grass or do laundry"

Damn, we could have had the Amputee-Raxx saga.

At least if he cut his hands off it would prevent him sending his infected peen around or chatting up minors.

 

[souschef]

"World famous Rockstars don't cut grass or do laundry"

Because Cyraxx is such a god damn poser that doesn't know jack about metal, little do he knows that Peter Steele, late frontman from a small unknown band called Type O Negative used to do garbage runs, he was a garbage truck driver. The color green that the band uses, including the song titled "The Green Man" is homage to his past as a garbage man.



According to Raxx, this man wasn't a real rockstar despite actually being a genre-defining artist loved by millions. He would be if he screamed slurs at his elderly parents, while begging for toys online. That's what a real rock star is folks

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Because Cyraxx is such a god damn poser that doesn't know jack about metal, little do he knows that Peter Steele, late frontman from a small unknown band called Type O Negative used to do garbage runs, he was a garbage truck driver. The color green that the band uses, including the song titled "The Green Man" is homage to his past as a garbage man.

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According to Raxx, this man wasn't a real rockstar despite actually being a genre-defining artist loved by millions. He would be if he screamed slurs at his elderly parents, while begging for toys online. That's what a real rock star is folks

A Cyraxx cover of "Christian Woman" would be nice.

 

[WellGee]

Does anyone know how old Cyraxx was when he raped blind Billy?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Does anyone know how old Cyraxx was when he raped blind Billy?

17, everyone knows this

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

I lay awake at night often thinking about how it was revealed he was gooning to NAL and his own mother but nobody cared because it wasn't to kids and got overshadowed by his search asking if rocks were edible.
Just typing that sentence...man.

I'm gonna be honest with you - I'd rather Chance be gooning to the Queen and his own mother than to children.

It's still reprehensible and weird as fuck, but somehow better than expected.

Does anyone know how old Cyraxx was when he raped blind Billy?

23. It happened in 2013.

 

[RaxxScholar]

The US military would buy cyraxx a new Xbox

 

[BraxLogatoBizon]

Cyraxx talked endless shit about Lynn and her son, threathened them, disowned them etc but the dumb bitch still sends her kid to mow the lawn? Dumb fucking idiot bitch

 

[Nate Dingus]

The fact that Sally can't call Lynn herself really concerning as she doesn't want to "upset" Chance. Didn't Raxx threaten her son as well that he'd beat his ass too? I know the family dynamic is all broken/fucked up because of the past and Sally being a terrible mother but at this point if I was her I'd have told Sally that this is for her own good and had Raxx thrown out forever ago regardless if she tried emotional manipulation or threat tactics. Lynn says she "cares" about her mother, it ain't showing.

That's assuming that Sally has been coerced into disowning her daughter.

Remember that she was pissed at Blind Billy for telling the school that he was raped. Because it meant that she couldn't cover it up.

There's not much that Lynn can legally do if Sally keeps lying to the police and APS. She's an evil cunt who brings her misery on herself.

 

[H A G]

Soon enough the homeless arc will begin. Just need Sally to croak.

I don't think Cyraxx would be as resourceful a hobo as Daniel Larson, but my ideal ending to Cyraxx is him livestreaming his death in a cold Akron blizzard mumbling about how he used to have it all and blaming Marty for taking everything away from him.

 

[souschef]

I don't think Cyraxx would be as resourceful a hobo as Daniel Larson, but my ideal ending to Cyraxx is him livestreaming his death in a cold Akron blizzard mumbling about how he used to have it all and blaming Marty for taking everything away from him.

The most realistic scenario is that he'll lose his phone after not being able to connect to internet by himself, he'll fade into obscurity occasionally being harassed by trolls IRL filming him while he throws trash back, then people will move on and he'll die in some gutter with no one to mourn him. His last footage will be something like throwing empty cans at a car while hurling slurs to the passenger who's filming him

 

[fuckthepopulation]

Had some work out in Akron today, so I swung by 339 real quick. Didnt have a chance to stop, but I grabbed a picture at least. Surprised at how well Edroy keeps the place looking, you'd never know that there was an attic goblin infestation.

You can tell that there's some active landscaping happening (the big pile of green in front of the garage door).

It's kind of crazy how normal the outside looks. There's a weird kind of juxtaposition knowing there is a monster inside of this (admittedly kind of ghetto) suburban house.

 

[Constellationzero]

He would be if he screamed slurs at his elderly parents, while begging for toys online. That's what a real rock star is folks

You forgot: Playing non Ad blocked Youtube videos of tween Gawff Evanescence videos while fellating a non functional microphone and screeching at the crack of 3AM.