Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

ImSickofit! said:
No concept of the fact that everyone except for him has to provide for themselves and the people they are responsible for. We don't have the option to sit around and fail at being a musician and content creator for our entire adult lives. No concept of the fact that the world absolutely needs people to work 9-5's in order for society to function. We sure as hell don't need any more shitty content creators and bad musicians. It's so bizarre to see someone who provides nothing of value to society stand on a soapbox and criticize people that are better than him in every way.
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Actually, this is rather common with those useless neet types. Nick Fuentes comes to mind, as does Synthetic Man and pretty much every armchair revolutionary, be it a right winger or a left winger. The more delusional they are, the more ignorant ideas they have, too. Chance is no different.
Dogechu_Prime said:
Man the spiraling out over no vidya is pretty gnarly.
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Does Chance not have a PC? Or what, he records everything with his phone? Either way, he can still play plenty of games if he wants, he doesn't need a fucking Xbox. Not surprised this retard doesn't know how to find good vidya, altho you would think he would at least give it a shot if he has nothing better to do all day.
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Had some work out in Akron today, so I swung by 339 real quick. Didnt have a chance to stop, but I grabbed a picture at least. Surprised at how well Edroy keeps the place looking, you'd never know that there was an attic goblin infestation.

You can tell that there's some active landscaping happening (the big pile of green in front of the garage door).
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Looks eerily similar to 14 Branchland Court. Goblin proves once again he's a strong candidate to be the next Chris Chan.
 
30+GameOvers said:
Does Chance not have a PC? Or what, he records everything with his phone? Either way, he can still play plenty of games if he wants, he doesn't need a fucking Xbox. Not surprised this retard doesn't know how to find good vidya, altho you would think he would at least give it a shot if he has nothing better to do all day.
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He used to have a PC, but a troll tricked him into bricking it a few months ago:
Since then he's had to make do with a shitty chromebook which (I think) isn't powerful enough to run any modern games on it. There are plenty of good older games that he could run no problem, but they're too complicated for Chance's retarded mind to appreciate.
 
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He used to have a PC, but a troll tricked him into bricking it a few months ago:
Since then he's had to make do with a shitty chromebook which (I think) isn't powerful enough to run any post-2008 games on it.
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Potato games that are fun and addicting are pretty much a genre in and of themselves at this point, not to mention all the great games from mid 2000s and earlier.
This does give me an idea, however. If the goblin is too lazy to look for games, maybe someone can suggest some "good" games for him to play? Especially if they can provide download links for them as well. Free real estate if you ask me.
Bonus: Ask Chance to stream himself playing those games(if he can even figure out how to do that, which I doubt).
 
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Maybe he could get into RuneScape that should give him some escape but I doubt he would be able to read the quests
 
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Maybe he could get into RuneScape that should give him some escape but I doubt he would be able to read the quests
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If he ended up using rune lite, the plugin quest helper solves the quest for him basically. I doubt he'd have the hand eye coordination to do any bosses though
 
From NWB's YouTube page:
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From Goblin Boys FB page:
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Looks like Chance took a picture of his screen to post this...
If that's Chance's way of trying to insult the trolls it's retarded as fuck. About as retarded as ripping up that AMCA letter he got on stream.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
If he ended up using rune lite, the plugin quest helper solves the quest for him basically. I doubt he'd have the hand eye coordination to do any bosses though
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like I know he was really into warframe but I honestly doubt he would be able to play an mmo just the reading comprehension alone would make it unplayable for him but you gotta take into consideration that he wouldn’t be able to learn a combo for the class he would pick and just the commitment alone would be too much
 
NWB uploaded Chance's stream from earlier when he thought he had just been signed to a record deal. Chance took it down when he realized it was fake.


Also Chance just went live on FB for 40 minutes calling out the fake record label, some guy named Jack, and this Joe Schmoe guy who's been emailing Chance. He noticed Joe watching the stream and spent 30 minutes trying to get him to comment in the chat and explain how he "owns Chance". Joe never said anything. Whatever Joe is saying in these emails is definitely getting to Chance if he's spending half an hour calling this guy out. Sounds like he does indeed own Chance.
 
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NWB uploaded Chance's stream from earlier when he thought he had just been signed to a record deal. Chance took it down when he realized it was fake.
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In the unedited version, Chance sings Street Racing Scene (37:50). If you look at the screen on the background (40:50), you'll notice that he's playing Wance Chilkins video.

Poor little Chancey Poo, will never escape the trolls.

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RaxxScholar said:
Cyraxx has been wearing the Naruto shirt since the 13th. Will try and keep track of the shirt changes going forward. I'd like to start getting some hard data.
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He's wearing a Linkin Park shirt on that video that @ImSickofit! linked, although I'm pretty sure he only changed it to commemorate the occasion and not because he showered.
 
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ImSickofit! said:
NWB uploaded Chance's stream from earlier when he thought he had just been signed to a record deal. Chance took it down when he realized it was fake.


Also Chance just went live on FB for 40 minutes calling out the fake record label, some guy named Jack, and this Joe Schmoe guy who's been emailing Chance. He noticed Joe watching the stream and spent 30 minutes trying to get him to comment in the chat and explain how he "owns Chance". Joe never said anything. Whatever Joe is saying in these emails is definitely getting to Chance if he's spending half an hour calling this guy out. Sounds like he does indeed own Chance.
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9 minutes in and all I am hearing are youtube ads
lol, lmao even
 
ImSickofit! said:
NWB uploaded Chance's stream from earlier when he thought he had just been signed to a record deal. Chance took it down when he realized it was fake.
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absolutely perfect moment at 2:30 when he leans in and says all confident 'Now let's see what this long ass comment here says." And you just see the bravado drain away, even almost sheepishly rubs his arm like a child, I have to know what they said to shut him down like that, complete 180 in like 10 seconds
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If you look at the screen on the background (40:50), you'll notice that he's playing Wance Chilkins video.
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Might actually be a godtier way of pissing him off if people use it as proof that he really is stealing, he'd be through the fucking roof
 
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ImSickofit! said:
NWB uploaded Chance's stream from earlier when he thought he had just been signed to a record deal. Chance took it down when he realized it was fake.


Also Chance just went live on FB for 40 minutes calling out the fake record label, some guy named Jack, and this Joe Schmoe guy who's been emailing Chance. He noticed Joe watching the stream and spent 30 minutes trying to get him to comment in the chat and explain how he "owns Chance". Joe never said anything. Whatever Joe is saying in these emails is definitely getting to Chance if he's spending half an hour calling this guy out. Sounds like he does indeed own Chance.
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The retard thought he was getting signed to a "real" label when he did that stream, he only found out AFTER(thanks to nigger faggots) the stream that the label/contract was fake.

"The contract", lol.

The "owner of the really real label" got kicked from the "super secret" FB group chat..
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