🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Die For Me!]

If Ralph is having such a good time with the Senorita, then why is he spending all of his time on X?

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/VByuW

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/e312m

Nuclear levels of cringe incoming

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LVelE

 

[alan thicke]

I love that he’s flashing his retard passport as if we don’t know that it’s the special passport for the retards who keep losing their passport (or trading it for xannies)

 

[RollingRock2]

Ralph should get his phone and passport on a lanyard so he'll stop losing them on 5 bar days. Like old people that lose their glasses.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

Ralph should get his phone and passport on a lanyard so he'll stop losing them on 5 bar days. Like old people that lose their glasses.

Not going to help when he gets beaten and robbed again!

 

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is sitting in his streaming chair like a literal child; documenting what his cats are doing while the Senorita autistically sings and mops his dusty, piss stained floors

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/yQV1b

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Ralph should get his phone and passport on a lanyard

Not going to help when he gets beaten and robbed again!

On top of taking my phone and passport, those damn alog eses stole my lanyard!

 

[I'm still your friend.]

On top of taking my phone and passport, those damn alog eses stole my lanyard!

At least ah got a free banana!

 

[Sloppa]

I just can't stop laughing at him PROUDLY flashing his Emergency US Passport.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If Ralph really does leave Mexico, I hope they don't let him back in.

 

[Die For Me!]

I honestly cannot tell if this is at a restaurant or his kitchen

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/jmABZ

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I honestly cannot tell if this is at a restaurant or his kitchen
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If this were America, I'd be wondering why there's a gallon water jug and a loose chancla on the floor of a restaurant. But since this is Mexico, that could easily go either way.

 

[sufferhorse]

so his sty is SO SO filthy, she couldnt finish cleaning it in 1 visit.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I honestly cannot tell if this is at a restaurant or his kitchen
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He’s so broke he can’t even afford paper plates and is now reduced to using paper towels as a plate. Gross. You just know the greasiness of that is going to make it stick. Steal a couple of plates from local restaurants and wash them instead you cheap ass pig.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I honestly cannot tell if this is at a restaurant or his kitchen
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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/jmABZ

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You know Ralph is coping happy when he starts posting pictures of food. Glad to hear it Ralph old buddy!

 

[Um...]

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lol trying to flex with another pic of his ‘fine dining,’ with an extreme closeup to avoid showing details of the sty but that paper towel and plastic bag the slop came in tells the sad story. Just pitiful. Hilarious though.

 

[alan thicke]

From mama Ralph’s traditional store-bought birthday sheet cakes, to real California-style chicken salad sandwiches, to meigh’s famous lemon wheels, to whatever the fuck that slop is

You’d be better off hooking up with torta guy, Ralph.

 

[RollingRock2]

Meigh catered Ralphamania (making cold cut sandwiches for a dozen spergs while just married)

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Maid/whore, a twofer. Sweet.
Damn, this pimp hooked him up.

I think it was more like this:

 

[Hamstirer]

Ralph should get his phone and passport on a lanyard so he'll stop losing them on 5 bar days. Like old people that lose their glasses.

He needs one of these

 

[Die For Me!]

The single retweet is himself

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/mnKpN