Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

Guy's even if they're broke they won't go homeless, they can always move to Mexico. I hear Merrida is wonderful this time of year. Anisa can use her cooking skills to open up a torta shop, she'll have at least one guaranteed customer. Then she can divorce Ian and get with a real Ralphamale.

Suffah Icuckz

 

[FieldPiece]

>Mexico gets Ethan Ralph and the Johmas
I now fully understand their own anti immigration riots.

All Trump has to do to get the Mexicans to stop coming to America is to deport all the cows there. Chantal goes to Syria and ths violence escalates, coincidence? I think not! Send all the cows to Mexico and watch a full blown extinction event happen killing all Mexicans.

War, war has changed doxed cows carry cameras livestreaming their entire life. Alcohol and pills inside their bodies make them lose control. Alog control, dox control, milk control. War has changed.

 

[stupid frog]

Also, why must they share everything? What compels these "influencers" to post every little thing that happens in their life online for complete strangers? Especially influencers under a microscope like Anisa. Most of the attention she gets is negative. Is the dopamine really worth it?

She has no friends.

Please God listen to our prayers if anyone needs to be tortured for the rest of their life by this BPD whore it's Ethan Ralph

I think Ralph would unironically kill her. She's that insufferable.

 

[that_monika]

I think Ralph would unironically kill her. She's that insufferable.

Ralph redemption arc?

I think she's gonna monkeybranch to a random no-name she cheats on Ian with, but it'd be especially funny if it was with Ralph, Dane, Hasan, or Rekieta. She'll never shut up and go away though, so it'd be interesting to see how her personality changes when she gets with her new victim. She's not really a person in her own right, since she has no real personality other than being a BPD hoe, so I'd be curious to see if her personality morphs to fit whichever poor bastard she latches onto.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

Ralph redemption arc?

I think she's gonna monkeybranch to a random no-name she cheats on Ian with, but it'd be especially funny if it was with Ralph, Dane, Hasan, or Rekieta. She'll never shut up and go away though, so it'd be interesting to see how her personality changes when she gets with her new victim. She's not really a person in her own right, since she has no real personality other than being a BPD hoe, so I'd be curious to see if her personality morphs to fit whichever poor bastard she latches onto.

As much as I hate Hasan I have to admit he can do better than Anisa. Ralph on the other hand…

 

[Tablet County]

As much as I hate Hasan I have to admit he can do better than Anisa. Ralph on the other hand…

I think Anisa is a solid Phil-tier.

 

[Piss Bear]

They are never having children. I would not be surprised if Ian had a vasectomy or Anisa has had her tubes tied.

If they had either of these procedures done we would definitely know about it, since Anisa can't stop flapping her gums about every little personal detail going on in her life. So sadly, they probably still are capable of having kids, but luckily for us they don't even sleep in the same corner of the basement, let alone have sex with each other.

 

[monstrous bubo]

As much as I hate Hasan I have to admit he can do better than Anisa. Ralph on the other hand…

Ralph has Grok which is objectively better than Anisa.

 

[Devil Wears Prada]

Yeah sorry for never listening to the first interview and drawing up quotes. I don't think I can do it Nathan's entire being gives me the urge to sperg out.
It was funny on Kino Casino that someone paid Ashton to skip the Dad segment because the chat hates Nathan that much. Three hours of Ethan Ralph having phone sex with Grok is fine but Dad bitching and moaning for 10 minutes? WOAH BUDDY!!!

I watched it. I don't blame you. He really is a whiny faggot and mostly bitched about not getting paid enough, though is was funny to hear that the Jomhas also agree and laughed at him behind his back. Nothing but freaks all the way down

 

[BubblezMcThreee]

As much as I hate Hasan I have to admit he can do better than Anisa. Ralph on the other hand…

Even "Dad/Nathan Barnett's girlfriend is better than Anisa. She's slimmer and prettier than Anisa-not a raging beauty, but cute in awkward, young Shelly Duvall meets stereotypical manic pixie dream girl kind of way. But more important than looks, while Anisa never misses a chance to humiliate Ian and express her completely unhidden revulsion for him, Dad's GF seems to love the guy, despite the fact that he's a weird, broke, balding 44 year old.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Yeah sorry for never listening to the first interview and drawing up quotes. I don't think I can do it Nathan's entire being gives me the urge to sperg out.
It was funny on Kino Casino that someone paid Ashton to skip the Dad segment because the chat hates Nathan that much. Three hours of Ethan Ralph having phone sex with Grok is fine but Dad bitching and moaning for 10 minutes? WOAH BUDDY!!!

Cant blame them, Nathan is one of those people that the more i know about him the more i dislike him, the fact he has the retard lisp is just the icing in the shit cake that is him.

 

[JayseeDenton]

Also, why must they share everything? What compels these "influencers" to post every little thing that happens in their life online for complete strangers? Especially influencers under a microscope like Anisa. Most of the attention she gets is negative. Is the dopamine really worth it?

It all comes down to the quote "don't let the trolls win".

Most of us went through a phase like this in high school, I know I did. You want to prove your haters wrong and in some way be accepted by them. The human brain naturally builds its reward system around whatever highs and lows it has been engaging with lately. It's why people stay in abusive relationsips, and it's also related to the mechanism that makes alcholics continue to drink even when the have agonizing vomit sessions twice a week and hangovers every morning. The up/down relationship is better than the unknown horror of trying to build your approval system around something you don't know yet.

You can break an "addiction" of this nature, I had to completely ditch a social group at one point because i realized it was a clown show. It only took a month into my new one to realize that I was way happier and never wanted to hear from my old friends again. I've had to do the same with jobs. Making that huge change in your life where you say "wait... this person/company/political party/ideology/group that i've been spending so much mental stress trying to satisfy isn't actually worth it... i don't actually need this thing, it will be painful for a while but i'll find something else" is such a relieving feeling when you finally do it.

But for ian and anisa the only social approval they've ever had has been from the amorphous blob of internet commenters or other creators. And not just social approval but 100% of their financial success, political opinions, creative ouptput, work success, all of it has been online. It makes perfect sense that their brains are obsessed with getting that online approval back because it's the only tit they've ever gotten milk from.

This dynamic is really the core of most lolcows honestly. Many years ago i remember reading a great post on the farms about the best "guardrails" against e-celebs becoming lolcows. The two i remember were
A: they have the ability to make a living even if their channel crashes
B: They have a social group that the internet will never know about
Ian and Anisa are the polar opposite of that.

 

[FieldPiece]

Thinking about it Ian is basically Mumkey Jones if he never snapped the fuck out of it.

Mumkey rose to fame from edgy videos and generally not giving a fuck about sensitivity. Then he got banned, burned his whole life to the ground over a psycho bitch, and then restarted.

Ian rose through edgy videos, then chained himself to a psycho bitch eternally and burned every bridge on the way.

Mumkey was smart and used his jewtube money to buy a trailer in bumfuck Iowa and squeek out a decent life recording podcasts with friends while Ian lives in his mother in laws basement.

SAD! PATHETIC!

Also this mumkey video is funnier than anything Ian ever did.

 

[Mac Monster]

cutting down the price by only 25k on this dump is like putting a band aid on a shotgun wound, if these guys were any further from reality they'd need a spacesuit

The initial price for their previous house was 899k before Anisa had her pet cuck get into a bidding war. They're going to have to go far below that price before anyone buys their shithole.

 

[stupid frog]

 

[BohemianBorzoi]

I love how she lists off the people who did her tattoos instead of things like, "I got this one for my Grandpa", "This one is because I struggled through something", "Got that one cause I was drunk as fuck with the boys", or even, "I'm impulsive and dumb".

Most people only care about why you got them, not who did them. Tattoo artists names are only important if you're looking for someone to get a tattoo from. Outside of that no one gives a shit if some dude in LA with a half million follow count took hours out of his day to touch you.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

she should have kept the funbags in

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

>Scorpion on one arm, impaled frog on the other

I might be looking too far into it but this seems to me like those tattoos are inspired by her dad's scorpion and frog story. Is it preemptive justification for all her shitty actions? Or is she just incapable of remembering the symbolism from any other story? Like if she'd have gotten a tortoise and hare instead she'd eventually forget why she got them and would just be like "guess I got a turtle and bunny rabbit done back in the day."

Most people only care about why you got them, not who did them. Tattoo artists names are only important if you're looking for someone to get a tattoo from. Outside of that no one gives a shit if some dude in LA with a half million follow count took hours out of his day to touch you.

No you don't understand, much like Sam Hyde's fake gf Dani she's a tattoo connoisseur with a bad haircut

 

[HottoMotto]

The impaled frog on one arm and the scorpion on another is more ironic than shell ever be able to fathom

 

[Journoscum]

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$25k off purchase price, and they're now also offering $15k seller-paid rate buy down/closing credit.

My assumption is that the realtor gave them a number that the house could sell quickly for (probably around $700K.) Unfortunately, Anisa has some sort of hidden background in real estate, so she overrode the decision and insisted they could list at what they paid for the home and sell it almost instantly.