Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.9%

  • Total voters
    352
Is this now one of these "the beatings will continue until morale improves" sort of things?

Doesn't seem to be working very well.
Nick seems to be retarded. He seems to think "I'll keep putting up dumb bullshit nobody wants to watch" will somehow force people to watch him, instead of doing what it has done so far, which has been driving viewers away.

Nick appears to be incapable of picking up on social cues, like if your only content is dumb retard shit nobody wants to watch, your audience will flee and watch someone else.
So Nick is 'technically' buying Wagyu, but would probably have got a better cut of meat by buying good ol ranch fed and grow beef. He is getting ripped off because he knows as much about Wagyu beef as he does about law.
Whatever it means, this is what Nick serves up.
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Imagine being a child, forced to eat this vile vomit while a psychotic freak makes this menacing expression at you. Look at how repulsive this slop is. Imagine being forced to eat this absolute garbage!
 
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Keanu just announced on her stream that she has come to a truce with the Pretty Porky harpies. According to her she talked to them and they aren't bad people (citation needed), they just didn't know what they were talking about. No commentary from her on what she thinks about the two munters falsely accusing @elb of deceptive editing.

But rest assured this détente will not last. Kiki is already talking about how the Pretty Full of Mayo gang constantly sweep for Nick and Melton.

This seems like something a judge might want to hear
I couldn’t bring myself to listen to the whole clip. So there might be more there, or on the Rumble stream itself, as Mersh is famously indiscreet. Anyone with a stronger constitution than mine might discover more useful admissions from him there.
 
Keanu just announced on her stream that she has come to a truce with the Pretty Porky harpies. According to her she talked to them and they aren't bad people (citation needed), they just didn't know what they were talking about. No commentary from her on what she thinks about the two munters falsely accusing @elb of deceptive editing.
Does anyone even care about these stupid cunts? Just neck, all of you. None of you have any opinions, you are all just brainless whores, kill yourselves.
 
Keanu just announced on her stream that she has come to a truce with the Pretty Porky harpies. According to her she talked to them and they aren't bad people (citation needed), they just didn't know what they were talking about. No commentary from her on what she thinks about the two munters falsely accusing @elb of deceptive editing.
Keanu continues to prove she's the dumbest hole in a circle of dumb holes

She's friends with Ralph of all people despite claiming to be a "domestic abuse advocate" and now she's making up with the bitches that sweep for Nick, who repeatedly wishes for her death.

Geno should consider buying a leash for her. She's one conversation away from wandering off with a stranger in a white van and never being seen in 1 piece again.
 
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Nick's confused to why people were disgusted that he put a bottle in his wrinkly ass and took a picture

He's incapable of understanding social cues, very concerning
Let's not forget that our innocent beautiful slatternly whore wife also shoved a bottle up her ass as well.
 
Nick tying himself down to an actual opinion challenge (Impossible!)

"I don't care if Trump sent a letter to Epstein, if its real or not"
"They released the video of Epstein, I don't know, I don't even care"
"Its doctored, but I don't give a shit"
"I don't know what anybody is saying about the client list, I really don't."

Why does anyone watch this show?
He refuses to actually give any opinion on anything. He just generally covers whatever headline he read today and then gives a bunch of whataboutisms for the audience to mull over for themselves.
And he didn't know Ghislaine is in prison. Does he know ANYTHING about what his conservative/libertarian/red pill crowd cares about? This stream is an inferno of a trash fire. I've stopped taking notes. I doubt I'll revisit.
 
According to her she talked to them and they aren't bad people (citation needed), they just didn't know what they were talking about.
I'm not generally hostile toward women, there are several I care for deeply, but Keanu and the women from the Pretty Obese Podcast are unbearable.
They come across as three retard airheads with the long-term threat awareness of a mayfly.
And he didn't know Ghislaine is in prison. Does he know ANYTHING about what his conservative/libertarian/red pill crowd cares about? This stream is an inferno of a trash fire. I've stopped taking notes. I doubt I'll revisit.
It is truly an insufferable stream if Melty Butter of all Kiwis can't summon the willpower to watch.
 
Nick's confused to why people were disgusted that he put a bottle in his wrinkly ass and took a picture
Nick craves negative reactions as much as he does alcohol and narcotics. Disgust or horror get him off because such reactions keep him as the center of attention and give him a sense of dominance over others.

He thinks he’s so fucking slick. As if nobody can tell he’s trying to rewrite social norms around privacy and consent — while also railing against “revenge porn” and sharing unlawfully acquired private information about others.

“You just don’t have a sense of humor!” is such a textbook malignant narcissist move. They will often subject others to repulsive, inappropriate behavior as a way to maintain control, assert superiority, or provoke emotional reactions. When confronted, they deflect accountability by accusing others of being “too sensitive” or lacking a “sense of humor.”

This isn’t about comedy. Strategic boundary violations are a manipulation tactic rooted in deeper psychological patterns.

This “You’re humorless/moralfagging” retort also lets Nick recast his vulgarity as comedy, thus minimizing his degeneracy. Plus he gets to ridicule the people who point out that he’s fucked in the head, reframing himself as the “real victim” of oversensitivity.

Nick would love nothing more than to rewrite social rules in his favor. He all but admitted this years ago when talking about how he wanted to “remove stigma” from married people indulging in sexual degeneracy.

And as always, Nick is trying to cast himself as an edgy shock jock/comedian who “says what no one else will,” but without the self-awareness or timing that makes that kind of humor actually work.

TL;DR Nick is a fucking hack and predictable as hell. We know him far better than he does himself.
 
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Reminder to all that the Twin Cities Tattoo Festival is this weekend (July 18-20th) in Saint Paul at the RiverCentre. It is highly likely that Nick will attend the festival and get yet another shitty, humiliating tattoo. Keep your eyes peeled on social media.
I’m betting on an “accidental” encounter with April at that carnival of trash.

Speaking of trash:

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Reminder to all that the Twin Cities Tattoo Festival is this weekend (July 18-20th) in Saint Paul at the RiverCentre. It is highly likely that Nick will attend the festival and get yet another shitty, humiliating tattoo. Keep your eyes peeled on social media.
I’m betting on an “accidental” encounter with April at that carnival of trash.
"Last year, he walked these aisles with his mistress. This year? Alone. Just him, the stale air, and the ghost of what used to be.

Then, something. A scent. Her scent.
Cheap perfume and the damp smell of doe hunting, cutting through the ink and body odour like a blade. He turns. Scans. She’s not there. Of course she’s not there.
He drifts from booth to booth, pretending to care about flash sheets and needle gauges, but he’s looking. Hoping.

But its been hours, hope fades, he heads for the exit.
And then, he sees it.
The back of a head. Blonde. Familiar. Tilted just so. Heart skips. He stares. It's not her. Or maybe it is? He doesn’t go closer. He doesn’t dare.

That fleeting semi-silhouette, half-seen in a crowd, that’s all he’ll get this year.
Just a glimpse. Just a ghost...

...Until next July"

- An Ode to Ape​
 
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- Promoted Supertips strongly; got some pushback. One person said that doing so would be "giving your personal information to a pedo". Nick replied that Supertips does not get your personal info and there are plenty of pedos at Google.
He doesn't deny that Melton is a pedophile.
While he accuses everyone else of being a pedophile.
So he doesn't think being a pedophile is a bad thing. He just likes to use it as a weapon.
Probably shouldn't make your character flaws so obvious, Nicky.
He might as well just become Jeremy at this point. Pick out whatever stupid shit people are talking about that day, make a lazy video where he recites a news article and then fuck off.

Also he should just be bald. Just accept your fate and shave it all, Nick. It's the only honorable path.
He's too lazy to even be as lazy as Jeremy. Jeremy's actually less lazy, somehow.
How exactly does one prove that they don't engage in oral sex acts on minors?
No one's shown me any evidence that Nick doesn't engage in oral sex acts on minors.
Interesting clip of Mersh saying the reason he’s been hammering Aaron so hard this week is that he, Moody, Ralph, Karl and Tookie are acting as “proxy battalions” going after Aaron as an act of service for Nick and Melton. Go to 4:57 on this clip:
Why do these morons feel the need to boast about things like this so openly? WHY DO THESE PEOPLE EXIST?
They are making Aaron's lawyer's job so much easier.
 
Ok, what's the deal with all the pesos and timeouts? Is Wil down there snorting coke and banging hookers like the good ol' El Paso days, or just taking his horse teeth in for another tuneup?

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Of course Melton pays him back via Supertip so he’ll get his cut.

No worries, he has again interrupted the show to conscientiously make Nick whole:

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Is Wil down there snorting coke and banging hookers like the good ol' El Paso days, or just taking his horse teeth in for another tuneup?
He’s larping as Ralph again, taking pics with fat hookers.

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Imagine thinking this will impress anyone who’s not an incel and/or shut-in.
 
It is truly an insufferable stream if Melty Butter of all Kiwis can't summon the willpower to watch.
Btw, I am highly suspicious of drug use in this stream. He can't stop laughing and giggling like a school girl. It's very different from his recent streams. I would guess alcohol; he's drinking from a fast food cup but I'm not good at these things. He is very very PUMPED UP.

Anyway, I will live to summarize another day. Not this one.

So he doesn't deny that Melton is a pedophile.
He did that 'I don't care if you think he's a pedo. That's up to you. I don't care what you think.' - paraphrasing.
 
Pro tip to Rekieta, there's always a bigger fish.
:really: I miss April.

As ever, Nick wants to be a snob but lacks the most basic knowledge that would allow him to direct that urge toward a worthy target.
Crying about the Instapot is like crying about a toaster or a microwave oven. None of these are kitchen essentials and all of them can be argued as single task but if used enough they're making life easier. How this skelly freak is allowed to be so snobbish when he cooks vile slop is really just beyond me.
Does he even know what an Instapot is and what it actually does? Or is he one of those smug faggots who hears some kitchen gadget name and immediately assume it's useless? He says a lot of shit for someone who can't cook.

The Kurt watching will continue:

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Nobody gives a FUCK about Kurt's cooking but this faggot.
 
the more probable truth is that he is a trust fund baby who does not need to work to make a living. His strategy for returning to live streaming is baffling
Nick seems to be retarded. He seems to think "I'll keep putting up dumb bullshit nobody wants to watch" will somehow force people to watch him, instead of doing what it has done so far, which has been driving viewers away.
Millions of people spend every day obsessively researching how to game the algorithm-constantly trying new tactics just to gain a few more followers or maybe start trending.

Which makes Rekieta’s current state even more humiliating, considering how far he’s fallen. It just proves that his brief success was pure luck-he rode a wave that had nothing to do with any real talent, planning, or “genius” on his part.

And now, instead of trying to rebuild or improve, he openly tells people to stop following him if they don’t like what he streams (which, to be fair, no sane person should). He clearly doesn’t care about the low numbers and has no intention of putting in any effort to make things better or appealing to anyone but himself.

Like every narcissist, this is just a platform to showcase himself, spin narratives that protect his paper-thin ego, and carry out petty vendettas against anyone who ever slighted him. That’s all it’s ever been.

It was never about rebuilding a career or supporting his family financially. Never. And the clearest sign of that is how transparently he operates-his brain is so fried he can’t even pretend otherwise.
 
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