Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Sure. If you say so. And the Jews in the desert didn't venerate the golden calf. Idolators going to idol, I guess.
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Nice strawman, fag.

The Golden Calf example isn't even good, the context of that specific verse destroys your strawman. The Golden Calf was named "God" by Aaron.
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Yes. My soul hurts for being forever tarnished for being a gringo. Whatever shall I do?
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I have a few suggestions. All painful.
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Oh. I guess that explains why your family is poor
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Poor? Nah.
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
and unemployed.
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Nope.
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Life hack to get into heaven, right?
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Matthew 5:3
Luke 16:19-31
Have fun!
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Mary came to Mexico, the next door neighbor is a witch, the moon grants magical powers. - This is what Claudio actually believes.
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1. Yep. You going to cry? You don't even believe in her.
2. What else could she have been? She left either way.
3. Never said that. You guys were the ones strawmaning about moon powers first. I just mocked it.
Man In A Dress said:
He's laughing at your seething you illiterate mongoloid
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I am not going to fuck you. Stop trying to gain my affections with tsundere behavior.
 
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Tablet County said:
Worry not. His thread will come in time, if it isn't here already.
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It's here now
(Sorry for the mention that's gonna come with this quote. Manifesto isn't out yet. I just thought this was worth noting).
Anyway, back to the subject of the thread.

Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
I know right?!

...We still beat you with 4 more

Oops.
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Appointed by humans. Yawn.
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These two comments tell me everything I need to know. You're treating the apparitions of Mary as if they were part of some contest rather than miracles from God. You denied the legitimacy of the papacy itself just to win an internet argument.

Nicholas II of Russia was right about you. You're not a Catholic. It's as much of an act as your fursona was. The fact that you didn't respond to him, just like he said you wouldn't, only drives this point further.
Nicholas II of Russia said:
You won't respond to this—just like you never respond when it matters. You never face what's said, never confront the truth, because deep down, you’re terrified. Not of me—a stranger with a Tsar Nicholas avatar in a kiwi bird forum, but of everything. Of being seen. Of being known. You're the kind of person who would fear their own reflection in the coffin lid. And when the day comes, and it will, sooner than you think, the way you're going, no one will be there. Not a friend, not family. Just silence. This thread, this mess of your own making, will be the only record you leave behind. When you die, this thread will be your only memorial. Everything you tried ended in failure until you stopped trying altogether. You will leave no legacy except 400+ pages of people documenting your lies and cowardice and laughing at you as you impotently threaten them.

That for me, is a sad life, and it makes me very glad I'm not you.

Titus 1:16 - "They claim to know God, but by their actions they deny him. They are detestable, disobedient and unfit for doing anything good."
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DoNotFeedTheSneed said:
It's here now
(Sorry for the mention that's gonna come with this quote. Manifesto isn't out yet. I just thought this was worth noting).
Anyway, back to the subject of the thread.
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Oh dear god. I thought with Parlo it was just another CallMeCarson scenario where it’s a bit of an age gap but it’s much worse. Claudio as usual is bad at everything, including describing how someone is bad.
 
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Following this thread feels like a roller coaster. I blink for a second, and suddenly Claudio is spewing 'tard babble about a completely different topic every single time lole

Btw, I know it's rich coming from another ESL brapxican, but for God's sake, tell ChatGPT or Grammarly to check what you write, Claudio. How am I supposed to entertain myself with your nonsense if you can't even write something halfway comprehensible? Retrasado
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
After all, my mother does speak the truth:
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According to who? I thought she told lies about your father to get him thrown in jail and then you were traumatized by having to write a police report. REMEMBER THE WHITE TABLE!!!
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
the shrine of Guadalupe is not just a Marian shrine,
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Hmm. A shrine is where people go to worship. Who would people be worshipping at a Marian shrine? Mary the golden calf? Thou shalt have no other God's before me. Thou shall not worship a graven image.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Appointed by humans. Yawn.
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Who appointed Mary a saint? Was it a human? Yawn.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
God will give it to me in due time, no blood will be ever on my hands for it. I am righteous, you are not. My actions have proven it irl.
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Raping a cat is not a righteous act.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
The gringo cries as it strikes the Mexican (like me).
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You mistake our laughter for tears. The gringo laughs as he strikes you.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Is the cub porn in the same room with us right now?
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It's on your computer. You got your cub porn hard drive fixed, remember?
 
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ketamine jack said:
Following this thread feels like a roller coaster. I blink for a second, and suddenly Claudio is spewing 'tard babble about a completely different topic every single time lole

Btw, I know it's rich coming from another ESL brapxican, but for God's sake, tell ChatGPT or Grammarly to check what you write, Claudio. How am I supposed to entertain myself with your nonsense if you can't even write something halfway comprehensible? Retrasado
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Do you think he's powered by AI?
 
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PLEASE REMEMBER TO MAKE YOUR DAILY OFFERING TO THE LORD AND SAVIOR CLAUDIO CHRIST
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ketamine jack said:
Well, he already has a tube in his neck, so what's one more modification to his body? It wouldn't hurt if his brain had built-in support for ChatGPT—it might even help him keep putting out those shitty videos he used to make :smug:
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Add ElevenLabs voices and api support then maybe he can shut up when the money runs out lol.
 
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Claudio, I can explain why Mother Mary has been seen by Mexicans four times and has not appeared in America. It's the same explanation for why Zimbabwean villagers have been attacked by goblins and Americans have not. Hint: it has to do with the intelligence and skin color of the people who have seen these things.
 
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