Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Balanced Boomer]

I know what you are, but what am I?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I thought you hated white people?

Don't make me bring my previous statements, Nuxtaku 2.0

 

[NoxTuk]

Don't make me bring my previous statements, Nuxtaku 2.0

I guess you really have nothing left to argue with, since you've reduced your argument to name-calling and are literally ignoring my other questions.
Where’s the manifesto? If it’s fake, how am I supposed to trust that you're telling the truth about anything else?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

You are mistaking me for Trump there.

*Badumtss*

Is it really a hard mistake to make? Both you and Trump can’t keep a straight, coherent story for circumstances regarding their possible involvement in a rape of something that cannot consent. Only difference is that for Trump it’s a kid and for you it’s a cat

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Can't wait for the asteroid to just happen to land in your country, buddy ol' pal! @Sparkletor 2.0

Asteroids, even those that reach the surface as meteorites, often burn up or break apart in the atmosphere, causing relatively minor damage or none at all.

I'm not too worried.

Spoiler alert: She lived in a small mansion that had 2 floors, with 3 people hired to clean every single fucking day. I went there once because my FATHER (When will you people notice I have never called him "Dad"? It's not just because I'm 29, btw) wasn't available to fucking keep tabs on me, making my mom have to take me with her.

Hahaha! Your mama was a Mexican cleaning lady. Walking stereotype! That's less respectable than being a whore.

You do understand prostitution is illegal, right?

I thought you said you didn't report the cat rape because the police are corrupt and don't do their jobs. You do realize that prostitutes bribe the police with sex and money, right? That's how your mom escaped getting arrested so far.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

A different department at the same school

Plot twist: I already would get in no matter what─

Because of this:



GET FUCKED. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Only difference is that for Trump it’s a kid and for you it’s a cat

Achkually it could be his daughter too

 

[GizmoG]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda hasn't released his manifesto like Trump hasn't released the Epstein Files. Maybe they are more alike than Claudio would like us to believe?

 

[ketamine jack]

Plot twist: I already would get in no matter what─

Oh, so you lied about having a high score and all that too. Not surprising, since to get the “regulated pass” and be able to choose any degree at UNAM, you don't even need to be smart. Just keep your average grades above 6 and you're free to choose. It's not the "gotcha!" moment you think it is, Claudio.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Plot twist: I already would get in no matter what─

Because of this:
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GET FUCKED. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Way to prove that you’re not a nepo baby by:
1: saying you skipped out of exams
2: proving that you lied about your exams

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Guys UNAM is actually a school for big boys like Claudio who ace all of their really really super duper hard tests and Claudio is very goodd at them, in fact he could've finished the degree in teaching gay men how to have safe sex in just 2 years if he really tried, but he's doing it in 10 years just for fun

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Did your mother go to college to learn how to suck dick or was she just naturally talented?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
If you’re so smart that a placement test isn’t required, then why has it taken you a decade (and counting!) to get your 4 year bachelor’s degree? Clearly if you were as smart as you claim, you wouldn’t need to retake so many courses.

EDIT: just noticed that a janny is merging Claudio’s doubleposts again. I checked his profile and he’s lost 100 posts so far! He was at 1,889 earlier!

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
If you’re so smart that a placement test isn’t required, then why has it taken you a decade (and counting!) to get your 4 year bachelor’s degree?

For reasons I won't ever tell you. I don't trust you. I already answered all your questions, and now you are back to treating me like a monster. Was that your "good cop" act all along?

In fact, riddle me this.

Quick, you and @Goycast Guy. Where did the non-troversy of the live action Zelda originate from? Only mention the country.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Quick, you and @Goycast Guy. Where did the non-troversy of the live action Zelda originate from? Only mention the country.

This nigger is so autistic

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Quick, you and @Goycast Guy. Where did the non-troversy of the live action Zelda originate from? Only mention the country.

Ya mum's box.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Quick, you and @Goycast Guy. Where did the non-troversy of the live action Zelda originate from? Only mention the country.

Shut up retard I don’t care.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

For reasons I won't ever tell you. I don't trust you. I already answered all your questions, and now you are back to treating me like a monster. Was that your "good cop" act all along?

First of all, no you haven’t.

So when you say that @Goycast Guy ‘s mother should be scalped for 33 minutes and 33 seconds and that @Goycast Guy himself should be raped and tortured for 40 days like Junko Furuta, you’re just talking about nightmare scenarios and you care deeply about his and his mother’s wellbeing?

Claudio, if this scenario is genuinely a nightmare for you, can you at least understand why people think you view it as a fantasy?

Again, what does that have to do with my own personal desire to better myself and atone for my personal sins?

How come you didn’t mention them when I initially asked if there were any suspicious people in your neighborhood?

That’s fair enough. Why did you specifically go out of your way to way to host it on an account that you used for 18+ stuff, though?

I thought that you said you don’t watch Griffin Gaming. Why would you care about being banned from a space that you don’t engage with?

Another thing: You think that @Goycast Guy and his mother should be raped, brutally tortured, and killed because… he got you banned from a small YouTube livestream? Seriously?

Second, I was less harsh on you because I believed there was still a slim chance that you’d actually repent and better yourself. I was wrong. I tried referring you to therapy in the hopes that it would help and you ignored it. I offered to donate to your local church and you ignored it and shat all over me. All you have done is continue to fall back into your terrible habits: deflecting, lying about the most trivial things, threatening people for no good reason…

For someone as hilariously open about their personal life as you, you’re simply not trustworthy.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

Serious question. When you fantasize about fucking King Koopa, does he take the shell off?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I know what you are, but what I am?

You're a literal retard with a straw for a throat and can't finish college. You're the guy who gets in the tub naked to wash his dog. You're the manchild who raped a cat to death. You're the 29 yr old who feels a sexual attraction to a kids lego character.
That's what you are Claudio.

now you are back to treating me like a monster.

Does the person I talked about above not sound like a monster? Raping cats is pretty horrific.

 

[WASR96]

For reasons I won't ever tell you. I don't trust you. I already answered all your questions, and now you are back to treating me like a monster. Was that your "good cop" act all along?

In fact, riddle me this.

Quick, you and @Goycast Guy. Where did the non-troversy of the live action Zelda originate from? Only mention the country.

I do find it interesting that a socially maladjusted brain-buster like yourself would choose a major in Psychology. Imagine learning, in class, everything that's fucking wrong with you. Doesn't that sting, just a little bit?