"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[GoharMaria]

Asmongold is of very limited intelligence.

I hate this stupid oily rat so much.

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Isn't this dude married?

I watched this guy for a couple weeks when Kino Casino was on break, for the twelfth time this year, and his commentary is useless and it is obvious he just does it to not get DMCA'd.
He adds nothing and is not informed, nor can he really formulate any deep thoughts.
The only thing making him "tolerable" is he isnt some liberal faggot. Is that all it takes now to grift?

 

[volatile puar]

I watched this guy for a couple weeks when Kino Casino was on break, for the twelfth time this year, and his commentary is useless and it is obvious he just does it to not get DMCA'd.
He adds nothing and is not informed, nor can her really formulate any deep thoughts.
The only thing making him "tolerable" is he isnt some liberal faggot. Is that all it takes now to grift?

He's part of Night Media just like Hasan Piker, Kai Cenat, and formerly Mr Beast.

 

[Wilson The Ball]

Isn't this dude married?

No he has a revolving door of ethots who want him for his money, but whether out of sheer genius or stupidity he never touches his money outside of using it for work and keeping that rotting house upright. They never stick around, as you can well imagine

 

[A Real Snorlax]

not to mention Nick saying they're good for all the damage Sam had done.

that part wasnt as damning as nick looking like he wanted to crawl out of his own skin when sam started aping out

he might as well have been wearing this

 

[The Lawgiver]

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Now that I've had a good few hours to think about this, I've come to the conclusion he could have probably put an end to them aping out by just getting in the gorilla nest.

 

[BondoBob]

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I would imagine it's impossible to be in the proximity of this much cringe, abnormal behavior IRL without having this reaction, I have a particularly high tolerance for cringe and even I thought it was a bit much.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I would imagine it's impossible to be in the proximity of this much cringe, abnormal behavior IRL without having this reaction, I have a particularly high tolerance for cringe and even I thought it was a bit much.

I dunno, seems pretty standard gorilla behavior!

EDIT: I think it should also be pointed out it's usually the younger gorilla that instigates the grappling playtime in these vids. Sam starting this is 100% tapping into his gorilla genes.

 

[Slav Power]

I think he is obviously doing a pre-arranged bit with Harland

Ah yes, and Nick being on the phone with all the big shots in the industry as they all cut ties with him over the Harland incident, and him slamming the desk was also a 8D chess, 800IQ meta-post-irony bit. I swear you have to be genuinely mentally stunted in some way (and I can't believe I'm the one to say this) to look at how Nick reacted to the whole ordeal during and after Sam's chimpout to still quadruple down on this "turbo meta post irony" copout.

Nick is the business guy in MDE. He is the one that's there to do deals with [as] to get Sam's show on the air. Sam has completely ruined MDE's reputation with his chimpout on Harland's show and Nick knew exactly how fucked he and the entire crew was. Him going through a panic attack as Sam flipped the desk is not something you "act out for a bit", motherfucker's been thinking about all the potential deals he had lined up or planned to get just going poof because Sam couldn't act normal. Sam has some brain cells for comedy and the rest of the troupe are genuinely braindead, as the Harland show has proven. Nick is the guy that keeps the entire boat afloat, so his reactions are the ones that you should be paying attention to, not Sam's.

Then on the livestream from two days ago Nick was visibly furious over dealing with the aftermath and any comedy during those first ten minutes was him using humor to relieve the pressure, a natural human defense mechanism. Just in case you want to see it as proof of it being "just a bit". Even when he does those jokes he is audibly nervous becuase he is constantly thinking about that [as] deal falling through just like it did back in 2017 because of Sam's spergouts. There was no character or bit there, this was Nick venting his frustrations over the situation in the extent that he could on a live show without burying himself deeper than he already is.

If you honestly believe that having your business partner, the guy that actually deals with all the serious matters in your company, getting all red on the face during your chimpout and the aftermath of it, and then have every plug of your show cut out by the guy that was meant to show them to get attention to it, is all pre-planned acting and a marketing ploy, then I'm sorry, but you have some serious developmental issues and you can't read basic human emotions at all, or make any logical conclusions for the matter. Irony poisoned so hard that you no longer have a compass for what's real or not.

 

[BondoBob]

"Polish noises that can't be quoted or replied to"

Considering we're talking about a guy who has for more than a decade farmed controversy for attention and does stunts like this all the time on his retarded fish show, I don't know how I could possibly arrive at the conclusion. Yeah, dude, I don't get why I could possibly think it was a bit, for sure. Maybe you're the kind of guy who used to watch WWF storylines and think they were real, couldn't be me.

Considering cursory investigation on xitter led me to discover Harland Williams went to their Culver City, CA premiere of their new show after this podcast and based on the fact he's done 2 other podcasts where he has "TOTALLY REAL CRASHHHHHHOUT BRO FRFR NO CAP ," titles on the podcasts, I mean, it seems really fake. But like I said, I could be totally wrong, I don't really care about Sam Hyde or know how to read him tbh. I would have to watch more stuff to see how he reacts to things, he seems really calculating and weird in all the interactions or interviews I've ever seen of him.

You seem extremely invested in the parasocial hate relationship you have with this random guy, very in keeping with being mad on the Internet - so don't let me stop you bro lol, everyone needs a hobby.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Guys, im starting to think this is not 4D chess and he was just being retarded.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

I just hope everyone had fun.

 

[Retink Retunk]

that part wasnt as damning as nick looking like he wanted to crawl out of his own skin when sam started aping out
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Nick looks like he's freaking out and the guy under him looks like he's morphing into a different entity with how grotesque he looks while Sam flips the table like retard.

Nick looks shocked and horrified the whole time, the other guy is in disbelief as the table hits the ground

And the group shot looking at the retard when Harland sits down in his chair

There isn't a frame that doesn't show how uncomfortable everyone is, and not in a funny way. This is when it's pointed out there's still one camera going, they're all horrified knowing this was all still being recorded.

Nick sums it up though, he holds this expression for a while.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

I mean that we're slowly getting to the "you'll own nothing and be happy" stage. Soon we won't be able to save movies to our PCs without jumping through all kinds of hoops (bypassing encryption, screen recording etc.) because everything will be streamed and subscription based. I'm really glad that Google Stadia failed because they were trying to do that with games a few years ago.

It won't be long before Microsoft, Apple and Google start selling renting out thin terminal computers and promoting it as "more secure", "convenient" and "needs no upgrades". All your data will be on the cloud and saving backup copies of your DVDs, Blu-Rays, MP3s will be impossible because it will trigger some Copyright detection mechanism. As soon as the internet flakes out the computer will be unusable until the connection resumes.

Also "needs no upgrades" will be a lie. Once there's enough market share captured they will create different tiers with increased pricing and force people to upgrade their computer subscriptions.

 

[DavidS877]

It won't be long before Microsoft, Apple and Google start selling renting out thin terminal computers and promoting it as "more secure", "convenient" and "needs no upgrades". All your data will be on the cloud and saving backup copies of your DVDs, Blu-Rays, MP3s will be impossible because it will trigger some Copyright detection mechanism. As soon as the internet flakes out the computer will be unusable until the connection resumes.

Also "needs no upgrades" will be a lie. Once there's enough market share captured they will create different tiers with increased pricing and force people to upgrade their computer subscriptions.

They're already doing a shit ton of this in the Enterprise market. Especially for remote workers. Why send them an expensive computer and setup a VPN when you can give them a remote desktop and force employees to use whatever hardware they already have to connect.

 

[Null]

Jim, Hyde, Fuentes

The dedicated fans of these people have mental health issues. I could write a doctorate thesis on the common tropes employed in their defense. Recurring characters such as, "it's a bit", and "you are Jewish".

 

[Bogan]

With special guest stars "it's just being ironic bro", and "women are dogs YA".

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Women are like Corgis....

 

[The Backwards Man]

Jim, Hyde, Fuentes

The dedicated fans of these people have mental health issues. I could write a doctorate thesis on the common tropes employed in their defense. Recurring characters such as, "it's a bit", and "you are Jewish".

It's because the fans of all 3 are the same people. Only difference is Jim's fans are groypers who secretly still like Jim after the debate to not piss off their gay mexican queen, or just ex-groypers who still have the overzealous retard mentality.

(ignore le ifunny watermark)

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

All the guys mentioned in recent posts (Fuentes, Hyde, Metokur) have one thing in common: they talk too much. I appreciate Fuentes' political commentary when he's serious and not repeating himself. He's been streaming almost daily for the last couple of years, though. He's bound to say something stupid every now and then. I'm not trying to defend him. I'm just saying that familiarity breeds contempt, especially when your income depends on releasing as many videos as humanely possible.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

Maybe I haven't been making it very obvious, but the reason why this was a no-win scenario for Sam is because the criticism that he is a bad comedian is accurate, and the criticism that he is a big dumb wigger is accurate.

It wasn't a no win scenario. The fact, he wasn't smart enough to at least read the room. Which was the bare minimum he could have done. That was one of the things I think null was right to point out while he showed the clips. The looks on the faces of Nick, and his underlings. It was hard to watch. And not in an entertaining way.

The one thing Null did get obviously wrong. It seemed like he was joking about it a bit though. Was restarting, 4 times was obviously a bit. It didn't really help him convince the people that will always take Sam's side any, not clearly pointing out that was a bit.

Really he could have gotten out of that situation fine. You brought up bloodsports references. But that's really not what that podcast was. It wasn't some battle he had to fight. It was a comedy podcast, and all he had to do was not be a complete retard. And in general, you just have to be funny. You can get away with just about anything if you make people laugh while you do it. Instead of being funny, he kept bringing up jews, and hitler references. Didn't get the reaction he was wanting from it. And started basically spiraling. Into something even

more embarrassing. If he didn't spurg out, the whole thing would have probably gone under the radar at least.

And I think I should say, for context. I don't hate Sam Hyde. Sometimes he's funny, I've liked things he has done over the years. I think people should give him shit for being a humorless, retard, who's ego got in the way of doing his job (someone who does comedy for a living).