Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

Nuclear Acorn sighting:


Different channel than the one spotted on April 24, 2024, which was clearly MANdy. This one joined Feb 12, 2024, before this thread became aware of the pseudonym. Nick regulars seem to know who it is. Probably not a troll, although the avatar looks like a parody.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBoctWaeLCAZqtG65_sswlw

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick of course is being a disingenuous faggot as always. Saying that because aaron advertises stoneys and they bought shit that cheeto kicked them out for no reason. Meltons told his dingleberries to harass the business for ages now.

Skelly nigger you brought these people into a place related to aaron to humiliate him. Jokes on you and pedomelt because I belive cheeto and some bikers could have put boots to ass and laid you both down righteously.

Nick's a little kid playing a linguistic game of "I'm not touching you!" during every conversation

 

[Sneed Force One]

Is there a right to appeal when your the respondent of a HRO?
We need to go 3 to 3 on Nick pissing away his money on appeals.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Supertip Performance - July 2025 (Week 1-3)​

We are in the third week of July, and Rekieta has streamed only five times this month. It would be difficult for him to blame Aaron for "Rekieta Media’s" lack of success, considering he does not appear willing to put in the effort himself. Fortunately for Rekieta, Melton decided to send $555.00 through SuperTips, which accounts for approximately 50% of his total SuperTips revenue this month ($1,099.88 ).

Individual results for each stream this month:

WEEK	DATE	STREAM	No SUPERTIPS	SUPERTIPS	SUPERTIPS (*MAX)	SUPERCHATS	AVERAGE SUPERTIPS/h	TOTAL	STREAM TIME	TOTAL $/h
Week 2	7/9/2025	Presidential Power, Missing Lists, A Glorious Time	13	$105.00	$125.00	$201.00	$23.33	$306.00	4h 30min	$67.99
Week 3	7/14/2025	This Is Loss? Marc Randazza On "Losing" My Lawsuit	12	$60.00	$65.00	$77.00	$20.43	$137.00	2h 56min	$46.65
Week 3	7/15/2025	South Park Threatens A Paramount Lawsuit, News Talk, It's A Glorious Time	7	$50.00	$55.00	$83.00	$12.59	$133.00	3h 58min	$33.49
Week 3	7/17/2025	Epstein Transcripts - SLAPPs - Why Monty Folded - GET COOKED!	19	$744.88	$829.02	$181.00	$184.52	$925.88	4h 2min	$229.36
Week 3	7/19/2025	Fat Lawyer's SH*T Analysis - HROmg It's Bad	17	$140.00	$165.00	$193.00	$24.60	$333.00	5h 41min	$58.51

Weekly performance summary for July:

Week	No Streams	No Supertips	$ Supertips	$ Supertips (*max)	$ Superchats	Total	Stream Time (h)	Total $/h
Week 1 (Jun 29 - Jul 5)	0	0	$0.00	$0.00	$0.00	$0.00	0h 0min	$0.00
Week 2 (Jul 6 - Jul 12)	1	13	$105.00	$125.00	$201.00	$306.00	4h 30min	$67.99
Week 3 (Jul 13 - Jul 19)	4	55	$994.88	$1,114.02	$534.00	$1,528.88	16h 38min	$91.90
Total	5	68	$1,099.88	$1,239.02	$735.00	$1,834.88	21h 8min	$86.81

Top 3 SuperTips paypigs:

1. Patrick Melton $555.00
2. Ellie Anne, amazingwireless2 $55.00
3. Angel Australia $50.00

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If you spot a Super Tip that didn’t get logged, feel free to DM me. I’ll update the detection parameters accordingly. The attached CSV file contains the full data log.

Spoiler: Technical Spergery

So, what exactly does the code do?
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.

Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.

What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.

 

[Vibralldo]

NakadashiTomodachi threw in some excellent superchats on this stream. Here's an example:

"So Aaron's young kid has to testify that Melton saying he would use her like a cupholder? Are you listening to yourself?"

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Aaron, if you're going to prove mental anguish on behalf of your daughter, Nick says you're going to have to show the receipts for her therapist.

In fact, maybe Aaron is the real monster for telling his daughter that some greasy pedofuck is saying mean things on the Internet? Did you think about that?

"My kids shouldn't have to relive their trauma on the stand" is literally the excuse that Nick gave for why he didn't file charges against the nanny for abusing his kids.

Nick is deliberately protecting a pedophile because he knows it'll hurt the victim's dad and that's subhuman behavior.

 

[Captain Manning]

I stopped listening hours ago, but Nick streamed for nearly six hours. He is extremely fucking butthurt that Sean legitimately criticized his lawyer. Boo fucking hoo.

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Oh, he's back down to 416k. That 1k bump to 417k that Megan Fox bought him didn't last very long.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm just going to say it. He wants to see Aaron's children humiliated and scared by his fat rockspider friend and it probably sexually arouses him. Asking a child to take the stand against some fat dipshit paedophile that called her a "little cupholder" is psychotic and a new low. Fuck this guy. He should neck himself.

A reminder:

Nick's consistently worse than we think, and we think REALLY low of him

NakadashiTomodachi threw in some excellent superchats on this stream. Here's an example:

"So Aaron's young kid has to testify that Melton saying he would use her like a cupholder? Are you listening to yourself?"

View attachment 7667715

Aaron, if you're going to prove mental anguish on behalf of your daughter, Nick says you're going to have to show the receipts for her therapist.

In fact, maybe Aaron is the real monster for telling his daughter that some greasy pedofuck is saying mean things on the Internet? Did you think about that?

Nick's argument of "why does Aaron's daughter know about comments Melton's made on his show?" can be countered by Kayla's successful argument about why Aaron violated his HRO: "why should she have to close her eyes when Nick and Melton can just shut their mouths?"

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

You know what else kinda bothers children? Sitting them down and telling them about sexual relations with a woman that’s not their mother.

Nick is sexually aroused by making children uncomfortable and traumatized.

Nick needs to go on the wall.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Remember children, when your daddy Nick brings his friend around the house for some play time, call 911.

 

[AltisticRight]

Roses are red
His channel is dead
violets are blue
He swallowed Aaron's goo

Nick has said that he can't do community service most days because the slots filled up from other people who didn't put it off to the last minute.

He claimed it was putting up road signs.
How many signs are there to be put up? When it comes to public work, replacing old road signs is an annoying and infuriating process. I don't believe him at all.

Megan Fox bought him didn't last very long.

Well, neither did any of the buffets in her state.

 

[Swole McPole]

I stopped listening hours ago, but Nick streamed for nearly six hours. He is extremely fucking butthurt that Sean legitimately criticized his lawyer. Boo fucking hoo.

If White was just doing what Nick told him to do, then Sean wasn't so much criticizing Nick's lawyer as he was criticizing Nick.

Nigga, that can NEVER stand. Don't you know that I'm the lawpope? Number one none practicing cocaine addled law streamer on YouTube? I once made a million dollars a year streaming about my desire to bang trans-women from my locals group and my holidays watching my wife pull a train in Hedonism II? Didn't you watch our polycule streams with Aaron and April?

How can Sean POSSIBLY think he can legitimately criticize my takes on the law? I probably spend more on lawyers in the average year than he earns. I definitely spend more on cocaine and whores than he earns.

Has Sean even been arrested? Does he even have the lived experience of standing up before the judge as a criminal defendant?

I rest my case.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

What even IS that expression?

He's doing the Claw of Fail!

 

[Vibralldo]

I think what happened is Nick's lawyer told him he's fucked and should just accept the HRO, but Nick told him to keep fighting it and Nick's spiraling because of it. Nick crashes out most when his legal cases aren't going great

NakadashiTomodachi threw in some excellent superchats on this stream. Here's an example:

"So Aaron's young kid has to testify that Melton saying he would use her like a cupholder? Are you listening to yourself?"

View attachment 7667715

Aaron, if you're going to prove mental anguish on behalf of your daughter, Nick says you're going to have to show the receipts for her therapist.

In fact, maybe Aaron is the real monster for telling his daughter that some greasy pedofuck is saying mean things on the Internet? Did you think about that?

"Aaron's daughter isn't really traumatized because she isn't in therapy" is such an insanely evil thing to say. Nick's a subhuman nigger.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's doing the Claw of Fail!
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With this 3rd horseman, the prophecy is almost complete.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

How many signs are there to be put up? When it comes to public work, replacing old road signs is an annoying and infuriating process. I don't believe him at all.

I think he said something about it in a youtube comment, something like putting up rural house address signs. I didn't save it though. I don't know if someone mentioned it in this thread.

Okay I just want back and found the youtube comment I read it in:


Of course I don't have the original from wartooth88, someone'll have to search for that. This was in the comments for "Kino Casino: The Rekieta Segment - Community Service & Self-Felts (Jul 9, 2025)", on ELB's channel.

Could also be they misread or misremembered. But they were pretty specific with the username.

Also ignore my blue youtube colour there. No, seriously, ignore it. Or else.

He's doing the Claw of Fail!
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He's been doing that for a while I think. I'm pretty sure that's how people saw when the tips of his finger were blue.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"My kids shouldn't have to relive their trauma on the stand" is literally the excuse that Nick gave for why he didn't file charges against the nanny for abusing his kids.

"Aaron's daughter isn't really traumatized because she isn't in therapy" is such an insanely evil thing to say. Nick's a subhuman nigger.

Do we have a timestamp on the former, it will be great to juxtapose it against the latter.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"Aaron's daughter isn't really traumatized because she isn't in therapy" is such an insanely evil thing to say. Nick's a subhuman nigger.

The fucking point of the HRO is to prevent her from being traumatized.
KYS Nick.

 

[Vibralldo]

The fucking point of the HRO is to prevent her from being traumatized.
KYS Nick.

Nick's so hole brained, Internet poisoned by the dabbleverse, and blinded by his hatred of Aaron he can't understand that Melton making repeated sexual comments about a child is reprehensible in itself

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick's so hole brained, Internet poisoned by the dabbleverse, and blinded by his hatred of Aaron he can't understand that Melton making repeated sexual comments about a child is reprehensible in itself

I’d love to see someone with a real following joke about sleeping with Nick's daughter, just to watch whether the “freeze peach” crowd defends it.

[Disclaimer: This is a hypothetical to expose selective outrage and not something I endorse.]

 

[Vibralldo]

I'd like to see someone with a following proceed to joke about fucking his daughter and see where that goes.

His kids are innocent and shouldn't be fucked with

Poor girls have gone through enough already and don't need more