Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[BubblezMcThreee]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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Abortion in a pie tin.

The color looks right for rhubarb but she completely fucked up the crust. Honestly not a bad first try but could definitely be better

It's not her first try though, she said she'd baked a lot of pies trying to get it just right. She just sucks at baking and cooking like she sucks at almost everything else she does.

There’s really not a single thing that she’s good at eh?

She's good at cuckolding and humiliating her husband and destroying his career.

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I might shop, this picture of a clown!
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WOAH THERE FRIEND YOU MIGHT NEED TO SLOW DOWN!

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared was pretty cool in a weird way, or weird in a cool way. Between recalling back when the Dad Channel had interesting content (for the first 10 or so videos I think) and this call out I feel like I'm taking a trip in the way back machine.

She's baking this much to keep up with the munchies. She posted that pie picture on the internet thinking it looked good because she was high. It's all starting to make sense...

Or her ego is so big she thinks her mistakes come across as cute and quirky rather than sad and pathetic.

Doesn't idubbbz have celiac? Why is she baking all this stuff he shouldn't/can't have all the time?

It's possible, I dont remember him or her ever mentioning Celiacs though. Former Youtuber Jenna Marbles' husband Julian has Celiac. If you used to watch her or them or ever caught his videos (I think he is still on the internet) you might have heard them mention it and got Idubbbz and Julian conflated.

Probably because he doesn't actually have celiacs and Dr. Anisa diagnosed him with it.

Well, she tells him when he's hungry and when he's tired, so its not out of the realm of possibility that she tells him what medical conditions he has.

I think it's just IBS. That's why he's shitting himself. I could be wrong though.

I do remember them mentioning that he has IBS, so I think that's his diagnosis. She brought it up in that famous classic scene from their podcast. It was the moment people realized she wasn't just destroying his reputation by proxy by doing things that made him look bad such as starting an OF, but that she is actively truly contemptuous of him : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u8Xc69_J4jU

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Is it just that Anisa is a thoroughly unlikable person with no redeeming qualities?

I think that plays a big role, a random normie seeing her pics on Twitter would probably not react to them the same way as we, who "know" her, do.

Or her ego is so big she thinks her mistakes come across as cute and quirky rather than sad and pathetic.

I can totally see her thinking like that. She has less than zero self-awareness.

 

[Preacher ✝]

I think that plays a big role, a random normie seeing her pics on Twitter would probably not react to them the same way as we, who "know" her, do.

Certainly, but her being a thoroughly unlikable person with no redeeming qualities is a constant, yet stuff like the failed pie elicits exceptional reactions. Thus it stands to reason there is an additional factor at play and that's the one I want to try nailing down.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Certainly, but her being a thoroughly unlikable person with no redeeming qualities is a constant, yet stuff like the failed pie elicits exceptional reactions. Thus it stands to reason there is an additional factor at play and that's the one I want to try nailing down.

Let's be real here, that pie looks outrageously shitty The reactions are adequate for the content presented IMO.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Certainly, but her being a thoroughly unlikable person with no redeeming qualities is a constant, yet stuff like the failed pie elicits exceptional reactions. Thus it stands to reason there is an additional factor at play and that's the one I want to try nailing down.

I think its rather easy. It's that the way she portrays herself as knowledgeable in subjects she is not actually that familiar with.
She portrays herself as someone who does things she doesn't.

If Anisa from day one was like "I'm trying to do this" and just did it for its own sake, then she would be fine. It's that she tries things to be famous or liked, instead of just doing these things she states she's interested in.

For example, lets say that Anisa trained for creator clash, had a fight, and then spoke about her experience as a beginner, then what would people hate on?
Whereas what actually happened was, Anisa disrupted Ian's training, said she had too many concussions to fight, acted like she was a boxing expert and was communicating with all the fighters, and then didn't even bother to make any documentary or promote the material.

People that are good at these things just do them, and then if they want to share them they do. But people who want attention have to post whatever they're doing.

 

[mars]

I think its rather easy. It's that the way she portrays herself as knowledgeable in subjects she is not actually that familiar with.

She's got Pirate Software vibes except with the added insanity of BPD.

 

[Korpon]

>we're broke
>always eating out

Yeah ok.

Ironically that's how a lot of people go poor/stay poor. They don't learn that cooking at home is far cheaper. Although eating out and taking chances with whatever slop the local Denny's cook prepares is far better for poor Ian when the alternative is Anus's baking.

 

[Sneedposting]

Apparently people have toured the Jomha house and it's beat the fuck up
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IT STINKS!!!

Anus and I and some dogs permanently stunk the place up. Two people and some dogs made a detached house stink, they really are bog people. Fucking kino

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

I think its rather easy. It's that the way she portrays herself as knowledgeable in subjects she is not actually that familiar with.
She portrays herself as someone who does things she doesn't.

If Anisa from day one was like "I'm trying to do this" and just did it for its own sake, then she would be fine. It's that she tries things to be famous or liked, instead of just doing these things she states she's interested in.

For example, lets say that Anisa trained for creator clash, had a fight, and then spoke about her experience as a beginner, then what would people hate on?
Whereas what actually happened was, Anisa disrupted Ian's training, said she had too many concussions to fight, acted like she was a boxing expert and was communicating with all the fighters, and then didn't even bother to make any documentary or promote the material.

People that are good at these things just do them, and then if they want to share them they do. But people who want attention have to post whatever they're doing.

With Anisa you can tell she has no passion for anything, be it her tattoos, cooking/baking, boxing etc. Everything she does is for gaining outside validation. Also, absolutely shameful and irredeemable how she bitched out because of muh concussions (a transparent lie) when it was time to put her money where her mouth was and step into the ring at CC1, that once and for all showed what kind of person she is.

 

[BubblezMcThreee]

Anus and I and some dogs permanently stunk the place up. Two people and some dogs made a detached house stink, they really are bog people. Fucking kino

It's ironic that Anisa and her husband's "friend" group of Hassan orbiters gleelfy declared that Ethan and Hila Klein were such gross slobs that there was dog shit all over the floor of their house and that they let their kids crawl around in it and even eat it...And it turns out that its the Johma's home that's a disgusting mess that reeks of lingering poop-Maybe dog poop, maybe Ian's IBS poops, maybe both-likely combined with the ghosts of Anisa's fetid swamp ass and the remaining aromas of her failed cooking attempts.

No wonder they couldn't be bothered to give their once loyal friends a shout to say that they'd been to the Klein's house and its clean and there's no dog feces on the floor. Most people thought it was because they wanted to stay in the good graces of Piker and his minions, and that's likely part of it, but I can't help but think that the insecurity of knowing how they kept their own home made them happy to see someone else accused of being a pigsty dweller.

 

[DeusVult]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

I don't know how many of you have read it, but there is this novel by Stephen King - Thinner. Without spoiling too much, there is at some point a gypsy-cursed pie in the book.The said pie is very pivotal to the story, which does not have a happy end, as you can expect. The abomination in the picture is what I imagine the pie looks like. Since Anisa is 8% gypsy, maybe this is why the poor thing looks so cursed.

 

[scumfuck]

Keemstar wants to buy the Creator Clash IP

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Keemstar wants to buy the Creator Clash IP
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I hope Ian ends up on lolcow live as part of the show, not because i like it or anything but because it would be a poethic ending to his story to be the gnome's dancing monkey and wartrophy.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

I don't know how many of you have read it, but there is this novel by Stephen King - Thinner. Without spoiling too much, there is at some point a gypsy-cursed pie in the book.The said pie is very pivotal to the story, which does not have a happy end, as you can expect. The abomination in the picture is what I imagine the pie looks like. Since Anisa is 8% gypsy, maybe this is why the poor thing looks so cursed.

One of his greatest short stories simply because of its absurdity. The film adaption wasn't half bad (by trashy b-movie standards) either.

The pie in the movie also looks better than Anisa's concoction:

 

[Vect]

Plenty of people put out amateur content that ranges from incompetent to mediocre, but aren't nearly as contemptible. Heck, some of them even have that "trying their best" charm.

Filthy Frank of course, nailed it years ago.

It's not that it's just bad, it's so perfectly mediocre to the point of insincerity. It's not bad enough to be self-deprecating but it's not a difficult enough dish to be relatable. It's posted for the sake of it.

Another Frank articulated it when Anisa tried to make lasagne (apparently a favourite of wannabe-chef lolcows) from scratch.

This is why people hate you, anus. You proclaim your husband asked you to make lasagna (he probably didn’t), you make it just to show social media (as predicted) then you have to make a story like a high schooler about how tired you are.

Tired from fucking what? Doomscrolling and making a lasagna? There are women who work all day and come home and make more complicated dinners, clean, take care of children and spend time with their husband while not complaining like you. Your life would be a vacation to them. She’s so disconnected from reality. Everything that makes her life emotionally draining is 100% self inflicted.

Again it's not that it's bad, in fact for two people it looks alright - if it were just that, it would be fine, but Anisa turns it always into a vector for her own neurosis. It's always part of some story - in the case of her latest pie picture, part of some unconvincing scheme to con people into thinking she has any interests outside of reading her comments all day.

 

[Trans Randy]

Filthy Frank of course, nailed it years ago.

It's not that it's just bad, it's so perfectly mediocre to the point of insincerity. It's not bad enough to be self-deprecating but it's not a difficult enough dish to be relatable. It's posted for the sake of it.

Sooo... anybody with the necessary skill wanna farm some quick clout by overlaying that Frank clip with Anisa's baking posts?

 

[Sneeds]

I was on Boomerbook and for some reason something reminded me of Anisa

 

[Squid Diddler]

It's possible, I dont remember him or her ever mentioning Celiacs though. Former Youtuber Jenna Marbles' husband Julian has Celiac. If you used to watch her or them or ever caught his videos (I think he is still on the internet) you might have heard them mention it and got Idubbbz and Julian conflated.

According to this summary of one of their podcast episodes, yes Anissa’s husband self-diagnosed celiacs based on a family history. Still probably doesn’t have it though because he’s retarded.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/anisa...nd-poo-pants-swastika-boy.38107/post-18516961

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Keemstar wants to buy the Creator Clash IP
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Let's fucking go!

 

[crab fucker]

Apparently people have toured the Jomha house and it's beat the fuck up
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IT STINKS!!!

You normally have to fry meth in a crock pot to make a house have such a permeated scent that people have sore throats just from breathing the air.