Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Is his mother in this tube spic's life at all? Is she just letting him spend all day writing death threats and impotent insults to strangers on the internet? Or is this an Alex Hogendorp situation where the family just hopes he stays inside his room and they find him dead there one day?
 
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30+GameOvers said:
Is his mother in this tube spic's life at all? Is she just letting him spend all day writing death threats and impotent insults to strangers on the internet? Or is this an Alex Hogendorp situation where the family just hopes he stays inside his room and they find him dead there one day?
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Early on in the thread, Claudio went radio silent for a while until he revealed that his own mom had to confiscate his PC because of how hard he was a-logging. It was the funniest shit ever. You can find it through highlights.
 
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Early on in the thread, Claudio went radio silent for a while until he revealed that his own mom had to confiscate his PC because of how hard he was a-logging. It was the funniest shit ever. You can find it through highlights.
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So it's a Cyrax situation where his parents know about his online antics and tried to take away his computer, but eventually gave in when they realized he's a tard with no future anyways so this might as well keep him out of their hair, at least.
Well, both Cyrax and Claudio are rapists, so this is a good comparison.
 
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I woke up this morning and I don’t feel so great Claudio-bros. I feel sick and weak. My bones hurt and I feel like I could barf.
What phase is the moon in? Has Claudio asked his Aztec gods to place a curse on me? I don’t have much life left Claudio-bros. Being on the list sounds like fun and games until you realize the consequences
 
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30+GameOvers said:
So it's a Cyrax situation where his parents know about his online antics and tried to take away his computer, but eventually gave in when they realized he's a tard with no future anyways so this might as well keep him out of their hair, at least.
Well, both Cyrax and Claudio are rapists, so this is a good comparison.
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They probably did try to take his internet away once, only for him to have a giant meltdown where he would frantically roll around his parents cardboard box apartment in his wheelchair at mach 10, yelling and sperging about how this is all a conspiracy by those damn gringos and fruit farmers and how this won't stop him from WINNING!
 
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I was just hanging out at the Bohemian Grove with my reptilian Illuminati Jewish Pedowood Ku Klux Klan school shooter friends and I mentioned I made Claudio's kill list. They were so proud of me that I'm getting another rank in Freemasonry. Thank you Claudio!

(This is how Claudio thinks America actually works)
 
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BinaricHate said:
They probably did try to take his internet away once, only for him to have a giant meltdown where he would frantically roll around his parents cardboard box apartment in his wheelchair at mach 10, yelling and sperging about how this is all a conspiracy by those damn gringos and fruit farmers and how this won't stop him from WINNING!
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He needs to start up a stream and start rapping how much he owned us. He should start flipping his fingers and telling in graphic detail what he wants to do to everyone on his kill list. He will never truly win until that happens.
 
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Imagine still raping a cat after dead, my fellow @Goycast Guy @Sperg Spectating @Sparkletor 2.0 , @GizmoG, @Tread Miller, @JohnnyGringo . Raping it with lies, changing the culprit who actually harmed it, with some ex furry you hate because he's not white, bisexual and not a degenerate like you.

I mean, some of you think "15 = 48"! That says more about you than me! Heheheh

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What phase is the moon in?
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No one tell these heathen atheists that Virgin Mary has been represented as standing on an arc, crescent moon as a platform, while held and protected by angels.

Come on, my loving twink @Goycast Guy. I did read most of the apocalypse. Do you know what I'm talking about? It's not any woman of the apocalypse.
 
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