Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Fields Of Rye]

So he just read this post and decided to flip the script

I hate to be the Fig Guard here but this is extremely common in high security federal positions because you’ll be called “nuclear electrical specialist” and have MULTIPLE top secret clearances and throw around the phrase “classified info” like 3 times a day and then you go to work and you flick the light switches in the restroom to make sure they work and make 6 figures doing so.

It doesn’t subtract from his like, whole persona of being some leet hacker he tried to pull but this is one of the more justifiable moments b/c every contractor working in a glowy field has had to decide if they tell the girl with the Russian accent they are the shitter light switch guy instead of the demon core milk guy.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

It doesn’t subtract from his like, whole persona of being some leet hacker he tried to pull but this is one of the more justifiable moments b/c every contractor working in a glowy field has had to decide if they tell the girl with the Russian accent they are the shitter light switch guy instead of the demon core milk guy.

This is every white collar job. Resume Culture has turned everyone into a massive liar. Not out of ego but because you don't stay employed otherwise.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

The time he showed off a new feature on someone elses stream using his personal account is 10/10 clip
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"That's very nice!"

lmfao

Get fucking destroyed, Mald.
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You mean we should be groveling on our knees thanking him for making this all possible by becoming the villain.

That's gay. They're learning.

Streams over. I missed like 3 hours of it, but even still 864 is an insane amount of people to permaban in 12 hours. Even at this low estimate, that's 1.2 people per minute being banned.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.

Edit: Please note the complexity of Jason's mind:

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Joeyray Hall facetiously admits he probably should have beat Maldy more as a child. Hope this hasn't been posted already. Clip is two years old, long before any drama.

 

[twinArmageddons]

Joeyray Hall facetiously admits he probably should have beat Maldy more as a child. Hope this hasn't been posted already. Clip is two years old, long before any drama.
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it's been posted before, but the joeyray clip is old but gold.

 

[Huddinge]

This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.
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Is nobody questioning why Khronos is donating money to his boss?

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.
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"You need to get outside" said by a faggot with a body posture of a vampire mid-melting in those interviews outside of his room

 

[God of Nothing]

Joeyray Hall facetiously admits he probably should have beat Maldy more as a child. Hope this hasn't been posted already. Clip is two years old, long before any drama.
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man, his tone while saying it
no surprise, no restraint
he just knows his son is a piece of shit

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

This Shaye?

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This is a reference to famous artist Alex Grey being a fucking necrophiliac

Also Shaye being a FUCKING NECROPHILIAC

Yes. She literally had a username referencing necrophilia some years back. She also draws babyfur porn or whatnot. Equally as disgusting as Mald, that one.

Is nobody questioning why Khronos is donating money to his boss?

His remaining fans are either too young or too dumb to muster these thoughts.

 

[cigint]

Is nobody questioning why Khronos is donating money to his boss?

Well no, because he was coordinating it with Jason and hiding it from other mods, so it's clearly just fraud.

 

[Poisonbreath]

Is nobody questioning why Khronos is donating money to his boss?

Streamer culture, it's "normal" to retards on twitch

 

[GibMoneyPls]

This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.
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Edit: Please note the complexity of Jason's mind:
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He doeant care if you go after HIM. He just ignores it!!!

So much ignoring it! And here's another way he's just like DSP. Middle school level insults involving his ass and shit. Is the poor narcissist gonna cry? Awwwww

Anyone see the new Foundation episode? They have some ferret hate thrown in. Ill need to clip it later.

 

[sono chi no sadame]

This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.
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"Grow up"?

Coming from this loser who pretends to be James fucking Bond, comedy gold.

 

[canalCrab]

This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.
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Edit: Please note the complexity of Jason's mind:
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Those don't even look like proper DPS calcs? The crit seems to not be factored in at all, but rather it's just damage/cooldown. While it should be damage * (1 + CC/100) * (1 + CD/100) Also those stats are boooring. only straight upgrades, with the same flat increase in power.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Those don't even look like proper DPS calcs? The crit seems to not be factored in at all, but rather it's just damage/cooldown. While it should be damage * (1 + CC/100) * (1 + CD/100) Also those stats are boooring. only straight upgrades, with the same flat increase in power.

I was taken by the simplicity, I didn't even notice that. You are right. How does it keep getting worse? It's so astonishingly retard that it's genuinely baffling.

 

[Mettaur]

Is nobody questioning why Khronos is donating money to his boss?

Streamer culture, it's "normal" to retards on twitch

On Twitch people have been conditioned to give money to livestreamers akin to how findom paypigs give money to women. It's this compulsive obsession they have. Commonly the twitch streamer will reward their top donator with a moderator status. It's akin to being a medieval serf where they need to keep donating to keep having power over the other peons. In this case Khronos has likely been gifting Jason hundreds of dollars already and keeps asking massa how much more he needs to give him.

 

[Billy Bong]

He doeant care if you go after HIM. He just ignores it!!!

So much ignoring it! And here's another way he's just like DSP. Middle school level insults involving his ass and shit. Is the poor narcissist gonna cry? Awwwww

Anyone see the new Foundation episode? They have some ferret hate thrown in. Ill need to clip it later.

THEY SWATTED ME! THEY TRIED TO GET THE POLICE TO MURDER ME! EVERYONE IS ATTACKING ME!
I don't care though, that's fine, just don't go after my mods, that I pay by the way

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

THEY SWATTED ME! THEY TRIED TO GET THE POLICE TO MURDER ME! EVERYONE IS ATTACKING ME!
I don't care though, that's fine, just don't go after my mods, that I pay by the way

I just realized that he has dug his hole so deep and people have been slopping on him so constantly that the swatting thing was more or less brushed over and it didnt gain him any sympathy, probably because of the lack of proof, wild

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.
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Edit: Please note the complexity of Jason's mind:
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That's some porn-level acting. Holy cringe.

Edit:

Mald made a freudian slip. He referred to his paid staff(y'know the ones who are so dear to him) as "the employees". May seem minor, but that's like calling someone "the help".