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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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My nigga. He started to get bullied after a few hours and immediately ran away after boarding a plane for El Salvador to visit this place.

I pray to God this is an actual work because anything else is beyond embarrassing. Ralph handles shame in such a weird way because he obviously feels it, but then does shit like this which builds up and leads to his BPD woman behavior.
It's never a work. Ralph's works are always lame excuses to cover for how pathetic he is. Horse bolted on him at JFK, after Ralph verbally abused her and a plane full of people? Work. Meigh left and Ralph's pity stream? Work. La Goblina who was totally his gf and not a prostitute, who got annoyed at him for watching the Super Bowl in their hotel room in CDMX? Work. Gaytor left? Work.

The only "work" Ralph gets done are fictional excuses for how sad his life is. This is just another one to add to the pile.
Edit to add:
"That guy is a faggot, bro." (timestamped)
When the ginger who looks in his 30s dunks on you, it's tough, buddy.
 
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The hotel room he's attempting to hide has 2 visible windows, the one to his left is arched. Doesn't look like he's on the first floor.
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Ralph wants to pretend he’s being paid to be an internet celebrity, but he’s so broke he has reached the level subjecting himself to humiliation on another’s live stream.

How many Xanaxs does he need this morning to steel himself for another round of IRL human interaction on a live stream? I’m going to guess 3 bars and a stiff drink.

Hang in there little buddy, you can’t afford to hide in your hotel room till Wednesday.
 
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Ralph needs money badly, for rent and to pay for his teenage GF. Affection and house cleaning ain’t free. Ralph knows there money to made in trolling him. Maybe the producer is splitting all the pass and TTS income while Ralph is there or just a flat fee. The producer should be smart enough to pay Ralph half for showing up and the remainder on Wed.
Piggertits already admitted in a reply that they only covered his traveling expenses, he doesn't make a single dollar, maddaoffact since he's not collecting pity donations on the Killstream, he's losing money.
 
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Piggertits already admitted in a reply that they only covered his traveling expenses, he doesn't make a single dollar, maddaoffact since he's not collecting pity donations on the Killstream, he's losing money.
This is why the desperation meter is off the chart. If this wasn't driven by pure cash infusion, just attention with the hopes for expanding an audience, then let's think about that for a minute.

Who are the type of people that watch content like this? Let's ignore the fact it's literally an El Salvadorian knockoff of fishtank. Is the type of person that watches content like this the "oh wow, this fat Mexican manlet is interesting. I want to watch his show of him watching CNN and talking to Grok so I can donate money"? No. The type of person that watches this is of the "haha look at this fat retard. I'm gonna make fun of him" which turns into whole 'nother issue when they realize Ralph is thinskinned and squeals whenever he's poked and prodded.

The only way any of this makes sense is if Ralph is finally acknowledging the only way he'll ever draw any interest is by playing the laughing stock. Now, Ralph has always been the laughing stock, but he's never really played into it because he doesn't like being the butt of a joke. Ralph already knew the only way he's been able to make more than $100 on a stream the last few years was by drinking and popping xannies, but he's never intentionally done that to make money. It was just a side-effect of his life being a mess and a demented incentive to never unfuck himself.

So what does this all mean? Hell if I know. I don't think we've ever seen walk into a situation where he knew he was definitely gonna get fucked with before. That's assuming Ralph knew what he was walking into, which is optimistic as all hell TBH, but if he didn't expect shit like this he's more retarded than I thought.

It wouldn't shock me if Ralph has a series of planned relapses next week because of the reality of it all hit Ralph like a ton of bricks. This was arguably his first attempt to venture out of the sektur and prove to himself that he's not some bum. That he's not doomed to watch CNN and talk to Grok for 8+ hours a day, 5+ days a week, for $50-$100 to a fanbase consisting of 10-30 people, for the rest of his miserable existence.

And what happened? A fucking disaster. After getting introduced as a successful American streamer, the contestants figured out he's a pathetic midget retard, and promptly bullied him out of the house within HOURS. Not days. Not weeks. HOURS. By a group of people who Ralph thought would worship him because he (the perception of him at least) are striving for.

Edit: I'm having a funny schizothought with a 0% chance to happen, but I'd have a really long giggle if Ralph gets charged with assault and thrown into the El Salvador prison.
 
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Piggertits already admitted in a reply that they only covered his traveling expenses, he doesn't make a single dollar, maddaoffact since he's not collecting pity donations on the Killstream, he's losing money.
Im assuming that includes his hotel room, so he was desperate enough to go on for a plane ticket and lodging? Even more pathetic.

If he gets no further compensation then he might not return to the fish tank. Ralph really went to El Salvador for a plane ticket and the promise they’d let him throw a pathetic punch and not get hit back.

“Senor Ralph, you come to our stream I’ll let you punch our MMA contestant. No harm to you, I promise. You will be big man. Redeemed!! “

That is bait Ralph’s ego could never refuse. He’s taking a 1000 filteted selfies today trying to decide which shows off his new WWE tough guy persona the best.
 
April 2023 - Ralphs daily goal is about $350 dollars. Ralph posts photos of himself in sneakers
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Admittedly, he doesn't know how to tie them, but they are at least being worn.
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November 2024 - Ralphs chair breaks and his feet are thrown into the air, revealing he is wearing sandals
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And as of yesterday, Ralph is using the same sandals while on a trip into a foreign country
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It's almost as if Ralph can't afford socks anymore, let alone shoes. Suffah Pig! :lit:
 
April 2023 - Ralphs daily goal is about $350 dollars. Ralph posts photos of himself in sneakers
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Admittedly, he doesn't know how to tie them, but they are at least being worn.
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November 2024 - Ralphs chair breaks and his feet are thrown into the air, revealing he is wearing sandals
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And as of yesterday, Ralph is using the same sandals while on a trip into a foreign country
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It's almost as if Ralph can't afford socks anymore, let alone shoes. Suffah Pig! :lit:
It is also possible that Ralph's decrepit old man body has too many blood circulation issues to wear sneakers.
 
Im assuming that includes his hotel room, so he was desperate enough to go on for a plane ticket and lodging? Even more pathetic.

If he gets no further compensation then he might not return to the fish tank. Ralph really went to El Salvador for a plane ticket and the promise they’d let him throw a pathetic punch and not get hit back.

“Senor Ralph, you come to our stream I’ll let you punch our MMA contestant. No harm to you, I promise. You will be big man. Redeemed!! “

That is bait Ralph’s ego could never refuse. He’s taking a 1000 filteted selfies today trying to decide which shows off his new WWE tough guy persona the best.
Maybe. My theory is they told Ralph he could fuck with the contestants and pretty much do whatever. It sounds like a good idea on paper, TBH. Ralph is an accessible zzz-celeb whose asking price is a flight and tortas. His genre also vaguely aligns with theirs so it's not like Ralph didn't know what he'd be walking into. "Senor Ragepig, you just come in, flaunt your success, and fuck with the everyone. You can also promote the illustrious KEELSTREAM senor and get all these people to look up to you." What they probably didn't count on is twofold:

- Ralph, being the hypersensitive BPD woman that he is, letting his emotions control him enough to throw a punch like a sissy. (Both strikes TBH. It was unironically like watching a 6 year old get mad)

- Ralph's unique ability to evolve visceral anger and disgust from everyone he interacts with. Seriously, how he's able to get people to want to cyberbully him IRL is bizarre and consistent.

Assuming that's the end of another Ralphadventure, it affirms once again that Ralph is simply unable to survive outside of his Mexican shack. Amazing really.

Though I'm not sure what their thought process was on determining Ralph was an option unless they were the ones pulling some sort of 4D work. Assuming that wasn't the case, it's possible they bought into Ralph drawing attention? That kinda breaks down after brief research, but his asking price is nill anyways, so it's not exactly a high risk investment. ATM, I'd say this is a W for El Salvordian fish tank because they generated the "controversy" that type of show strives for and it didn't cost more than a few hundred dollars along with a couple of hours.
did he spend the night in the house?
No. He got bullied out.
 
It's never a work. Ralph's works are always lame excuses to cover for how pathetic he is. Horse bolted on him at JFK, after Ralph verbally abused her and a plane full of people? Work. Meigh left and Ralph's pity stream? Work. La Goblina who was totally his gf and not a prostitute, who got annoyed at him for watching the Super Bowl in their hotel room in CDMX? Work. Gaytor left? Work.

The only "work" Ralph gets done are fictional excuses for how sad his life is. This is just another one to add to the pile.
Edit to add:
"That guy is a faggot, bro." (timestamped)
When the ginger who looks in his 30s dunks on you, it's tough, buddy.
Piggy getting bullied out of a South American Fishtank clone in a matter of hours wasn't on my bingo card. I am literally eating popcorn as I am watching this, I hope he comes back so we can get more gringo bullying kino.
 
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Though I'm not sure what their thought process was on determining Ralph was an option unless they were the ones pulling some sort of 4D work. Assuming that wasn't the case, it's possible they bought into Ralph drawing attention? That kinda breaks down after brief research, but his asking price is nill anyways, so it's not exactly a high risk investment. ATM, I'd say this is a W for El Salvordian fish tank because they generated the "controversy" that type of show strives for and it didn't cost more than a few hundred dollars along with a couple of hours.
He’s relatively close, willing to come just for travel budget travel cost and it will attract new viewers from a small American demographic.

Ralph is a washed up, broke streamer but there are at least 25 ppl that want to poke the pig for content and will pay for the opportunity. At least 50- 100 who and will tune into to see the rage hog outside his sweat box and forced to be among other humans. The hope is that this might turn into clipped content that will help promote the stream and attract more views.

Ralph would only agree to safe content where he gets to upend the decade long narrative and finally throws a punch and doesnt get his orbital socket broken, Gunt exposed or laying on the ground flopping like a fat fish.
 
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