Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 446 9.9%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 121 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 3.3%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,709 38.0%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,035 45.3%
  • Total voters
    4,494
Please be right. A slow agonising decay for him all the way to zero. Dump it!

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COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST said:
Joeyray Hall facetiously admits he probably should have beat Maldy more as a child. Hope this hasn't been posted already. Clip is two years old, long before any drama.
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What an amazing fucking clip, I don't think even Yandere dev the groomer pedophile had his dad say he wished he beat him more.
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COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST said:
Joeyray Hall facetiously admits he probably should have beat Maldy more as a child. Hope this hasn't been posted already. Clip is two years old, long before any drama.
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Autism I know but why is his room blue? Wouldn't that give you a lot of eye strain to sit in for an extended period of time?
 
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MoonState said:
In addition to that, he also lost almost a quarter million subscribers on Youtube during the last month. These are some big numbers to celebrate on or close to this malding ferret fucker's birthday.
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I guess it turns out that dedicating your life to killing games has consequences. Games will disappear forever and there is nothing you can do about it, and that's ok... ... .... ....
NO JASON, NO IT''S NOT OK! Imagine every game that gets deleted from history forever gets replaced with a game like his. Just imagine
 
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Fields Of Rye said:
honestly genuine prompts to Figtree for still truckin

Like yeah, he’s truckin straight to hell of his own volition, but he trucks nevertheless.

Normally narcissistic people are glass cannons, who immediately threaten to kill themselves, but not Figtree. My nigga is unstoppable. They found the Gnomedo? Tanked it. “Roaching?” Tanked it. Freeman could bash his head in with a crowbar and he would be back the next day in his chair, still trucking.

He earned my respect, in the same way those suicidal penguins that waddle the wrong way to the sea did. Godspeed you absolute retard.
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Hes only been at it for like 5 months between wow and the current drama tho.

That's small potatoes in the grand scheme of cows. Hes still in his infancy. He hasn't endured shit yet. And I dont say that in favor of poking the cow. Its just the shit hes dealing with is a walk in the park compared to what some of the more prevalent cows here deal with. Both in terms of the shit hes being crucified for/accused of and longevity. Im not even trying to compare cows they are all cows at the end of the day its just there's cows with like nearly multiple decades of shame still going strong.

At the end of the day they are all mentally ill retards but for Thor ts like baby's first bad time on the internet. Long way to go before he can be mentioned amongst the actual lolcow roaches. For sure he may be getting it the hardest anyone ever has from a viral sense like at all once. but in terms of hardship he has experienced very little.
His code sucks.
He lies.
Hes got an ego.
He worked at blizzard.


Hasn't raped his own mom.
Isn't addicted to gambling, or crack, or a wwe mobile game.
Isn't getting jumped in public over his fat tranny loving gunt having self
Has all his teeth and dosent make his own mead or put a pizza on cash advance or livestream his white trash domestic issues.
Isn't some fat tranny drug addict retard name keffals

I mean like realistically hes very much not shit in compared to some of the more tenured creatures here.
 
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petavius01 said:
Why does he always pause his music when he begins to talk? Is it so he can clip farm more effectively?
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I've not noticed this and throughout clips in this thread there's music playing while he talks. I've always guessed the music in his shorts is straight from the stream if there is music.
 
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Why does he always pause his music when he begins to talk? Is it so he can clip farm more effectively?
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Might be an automated thing, lowering the background music volume whenever the mic starts picking something up. As for clip farming, that would make sense, considering how he gamed the whole Youtube Shorts system.
 
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Bro really wants the "I have worked 7 years for Pirate Software" on his resume.
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- Managed PR operations for a globally recognized software development firm
- Skillfully led 5+ person team tasked with community trust and safety running 12+ hours a day
- Primary project funder and lead investor resulting in company's worldwide platform recognition

He will learn from the best.
 
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Facom said:
Please be right. A slow agonising decay for him all the way to zero. Dump it!

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I think he'll always have ball washers. When someone gets this big there are always always people that are sunk costed so hard they will never crawl out of it. The thing I've noticed about those people is they like when their oshi starts losing people, the less people crowding the chat the more attention they can potentially get. They hope and dream of becoming Gator Kronos. These people are always mentally ill and deranged in some way, the kind of people someone with a million followers would probably prefer not to have around. They're your Anisa simps, they're your Adolwolfs, they're the pilled out old wine aunts that defend Nick Rekieta, they're your dented mongoloids watching DSP get trolled. That's Mald's future and those are his people.

It still kills me that all of this trouble could have been avoided if he would just simply humble himself just a tiny bit. If he had just once said, "Oops, I fucked up, I am sorry". Even back to the roach thing, I think he would have garnered a ton of goodwill if he just said he made a mistake and offered to help out those WoW players level up new characters. Even now, he could at least get some sympathy from nicer corners of the Internet if he just acknowledged that he was wrong about what SKG is proposing. Instead he looks like a liar which is not a good thing to be branded as.

Thank you again to all the people in the EU who signed. This thing will not just help the EU, it helps everyone who wants to keep what they bought even right here in the US. It doesn't affect any of the games that I play now but it will definitely affect ones that come out in the future. The Crew was an attempt to see if people would let them take an inch and the mile is coming.
 
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petavius01 said:
Why does he always pause his music when he begins to talk? Is it so he can clip farm more effectively?
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If I recall correctly, there was some talk and a clip of his mentioning a question of how he can listen to the heartbound soundtrack on stream, for the length of the stream, every stream, without it being grating to him, and he responded with that it has become just noise to him that he doesn't even process, or something akin to that, so I must assume that he is hearing the music that is being played on stream.
I don't know if streamers do so, but I would assume that a lot of streamers that have music on their streams would set it up so the streaming software pipes the music audio into the stream without necessarily having that audio playing on their listening devices.
If he is listening to the music that is being on stream then it is natural to turn that down or off when addressing something or speaking, as it is a distraction. Personally I would/do so to too, I find that listening to music takes a considerable amount of focus.
 
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