You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Captain Syrup]

Late stickers. Just because you already saw my meme in a Discord with nine other guys named Grug doesn't mean shit. I posted it when it was funny. Cocksuckers.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Neglect and abuse of elderly not only grinds my gears but enrages me.

 

[McMitch]

This stupid fucking nigger bitch, when coming home, dared to speed by me when I was setting myself up to rear park. Yes you cunt, some people do that because not all people just drive right into the spots and back out from them

I was on your side until this point. People who do this when not absolutely necessary (i.e. unloading from the back of the vehicle or the neighboring spots being occupied with vehicles you can’t see around) are faggots holding up traffic to literally spend more time parking than they would just backing out of the space.

 

[Rick The Stick]

I was on your side until this point. People who do this when not absolutely necessary (i.e. unloading from the back of the vehicle or the neighboring spots being occupied with vehicles you can’t see around) are faggots holding up traffic to literally spend more time parking than they would just backing out of the space.

People who think having to wait a few extra seconds because they are so just important and busy are massive faggots.

 

[McMitch]

People who think having to wait a few extra seconds because they are so just important and busy are massive faggots.

Nigger you’re holding up traffic. You’re making every poor bastard who has to wait on you into a fucking hazard because you feel compelled to unnecessarily park in the most difficult way possible. Traffic is a river: if you try to out pace it you’ll just cause problems and if you try to hold it up you’ll just cause problems.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Catching up on my watched threads, closing the tabs one by one and see a fresh (1) pop up - oh, it's the user @ gay retard with another irrelevant post that would better be served as a DM. That's nice. Thank you.

People who think having to wait a few extra seconds because they are so just important and busy are massive faggots.

I have to catch myself from being a massive faggot sometimes. That sort of impatience causes terrible shit to happen.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Late stickers. Just because you already saw my meme in a Discord with nine other guys named Grug doesn't mean shit. I posted it when it was funny. Cocksuckers.

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People who give this much of a shit about muh stickers

 

[pyrinyx]

Nigger you’re holding up traffic. You’re making every poor bastard who has to wait on you into a fucking hazard because you feel compelled to unnecessarily park in the most difficult way possible. Traffic is a river: if you try to out pace it you’ll just cause problems and if you try to hold it up you’ll just cause problems.

You only hate it because you sucked at it.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Nigger you’re holding up traffic. You’re making every poor bastard who has to wait on you into a fucking hazard because you feel compelled to unnecessarily park in the most difficult way possible. Traffic is a river: if you try to out pace it you’ll just cause problems and if you try to hold it up you’ll just cause problems.

You've never been in my grocery parking lot. I love watching the tourists try to rush in there. Ain't happening. People have actually died in that parking lot, albeit in slow motion. If traffic is a river this parking lot is the Bermuda triangle.

First of all, the spaces are at a 90 degree angle and they made them super narrow.l The lanes, while purportedly handling two way traffic are really only comfortably large enough for 1 1/2 vehicles. This is a bigger problem for parking than it is for two way traffic. Unless you drive a golf cart, you aren't getting in with one go if you nose in. It's actually easier to back in.
The real problem is the old people. Them driving is bad enough but a fair amount of them walk over from the old folks mobile park and meander through the parking lot as if lost in the desert. They are the real reason I back in. When you go to back out of your spot, an old person WILL teleport behind you and just stand there. At least when I nose out I can keep my eye on them. When you're backing in they don't seem to get in the way there since their proclivity is to walk down the center of the aisle.
I realize this is my very much a personal situation and am open to the idea that Rick is being an asshole. But once I learned to back in by necessity, I've started doing it most places because it is kinda rad to leave faster when it doesn't really take that much longer to back in. I think the worst thing is just that the person behind you might be caught off guard that you're actually parking - I don't think it takes that much more time really.

 

[DavidS877]

The biggest problem with people who back in after how long it takes them and how most of them end up going the wrong way in a one-way aisle is that when they pull out they think they can see better but they really can't and suddenly pull out with no warning. Backing out at least you get a hint they're going to do something dumb with backup lights and brake lights.

 

[The Last Stand]

You've never been in my grocery parking lot. I love watching the tourists try to rush in there. Ain't happening. People have actually died in that parking lot, albeit in slow motion. If traffic is a river this parking lot is the Bermuda triangle.

I've wondered how you can get in accidents within parking lots. Now, I see how. People not paying attention.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

When people try to “donate” their unwanted clothes to me. I’m not talking about close friends who know your style and give you something you genuinely might like. But I’ve had acquaintes, coworkers try to give me baggy old brown pants that are nowhere near my size etc. it’s basically like saying “here, dispose of this garbage for me, I don’t feel like dealing with it.” But with an air that they’re doing you a favor and you’re rude if you refuse.

Also dunno if this really qualifies but it’s always pity to me when I see a woman in a nice outfit but then it’s ruined by a huge, ugly Apple Watch.

 

[The greater a'tuin]

The cope that "breeding kink isn't real! it's just normal reproductive instinct!!" breeding fetishism is not wholesome chungus raising a family, it refers to shit like Nick Cannon pumping and dumping a dozen women so he can endure sadomasochistic child support fees for its own sake.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Obnoxious people on social media (usually women on tumblr or Xitter) thinking they’re making a great argument by throwing in clapping emojis or “sassy” gifs or reaction images. Especially if it’s just the latter without any sort of rebuttal. Makes me instantly discard your opinion.

 

[McMitch]

The weather report’s complete inability to tell me whether or not it’s going to fucking rain. I stayed in the last two days because it said we were going to get multiple inches over the hours I had available to take the dog out, which it didn’t; and today we finally go out because the weather app is still saying things should be clear, and I’m watching as this fucking rain squall is approaching me while I’m an hour out from home on-foot.

 

[Lady Bizness]

it’s basically like saying “here, dispose of this garbage for me, I don’t feel like dealing with it.” But with an air that they’re doing you a favor and you’re rude if you refuse.

My god, between my mother and my neighbors I'm having to go to the thrift store/recycle center every month. At least with my mom a quarter of the stuff used to be mine and so I feel some responsibility. With my neighbor, they finally gave up on their kids ever having children and so now I'm getting all of their old kid stuff. They tried to give me a 70s-era child seat that looks more dangerous than no seatbelts at all. They're all old and overwhelmed so even though it's a huge pain in the ass I just take it and do it. Big reminder to myself not to accumulate crap.

The weather report’s complete inability to tell me whether or not it’s going to fucking rain.

During the big drought you'd think we were sports fanatics watching the weather report. Oh Nelly, here comes the big bowling ball and...and...and... Nope. Washington got it. We'd be sitting there staring at a prediction of 2 inches coming on Wunderground and watch it get chipped away to a tenth as the hour approached. My husband was actually sending emails to the National Weather service to complain, he's so fucking nuts about because they don't seem to know what going on either. He gets mad that after they've biffed it they never admit it in the follow up reports.

 

[McMitch]

My husband was actually sending emails to the National Weather service to complain, he's so fucking nuts about because they don't seem to know what going on either. He gets mad that after they've biffed it they never admit it in the follow up reports.

I’m convinced when this drought breaks the retards in charge will a) be caught completely off guard and b) be so incompetent as to make ‘93 and ‘08 look mild in comparison. Naturally, the culpability for the lives lost and ruined will be placed solely on the shoulders of Climate Change, which begs the question: if they can’t predict the deleterious effects of climate change, how have they been predicting the deleterious effects of climate change?

 

[AnOminous]

I hate that many of them think, that their freedom or moral right to smoke is more important than other peoples' right or wish to breathe clean air. Every damn time I see a smoker defending their habit and form of nicotine intake, it's their self-inflicted addiction talking and yellowed fingers typed that post. You had it hard, you say? Many people have it hard and never start smoking.

Self-righteous anti-smokers actually piss me the fuck off even more than smokers. Fuck these niggers. I am very glad I quit this vile death habit decades ago.

Niggers (and by "niggers" I mean self-righteous white people) would walk up to smokers, deliberately staying away from the entrance to wherever they were smoking, and make these fucking fake coughs, pretending they were somehow having smoking inflicted on them.

I remember a tale from a smoking friend. He was smoking 10 feet away from a bus stop, and some faggot at the bus stop walked up to him from that distance and asked him "you wanna die young, boy?" And his response was "it would beat talking to you."

I'm glad I quit smoking. But the fear of turning into one of these absolutely insufferable moralfags put off my choice for years. Because FUCK THESE PEOPLE.

 

[Rick The Stick]

The cope that "breeding kink isn't real! it's just normal reproductive instinct!!" breeding fetishism is not wholesome chungus raising a family, it refers to shit like Nick Cannon pumping and dumping a dozen women so he can endure sadomasochistic child support fees for its own sake.

No you're just retarded and are projecting your own weird ass take on it. It doesn't go any deeper than "get me pregnant/I'm gonna get you pregnant" which is the most base desire of a normal, functional human imaginable.

 

[Agarathium1066]

I've wondered how you can get in accidents within parking lots. Now, I see how. People not paying attention.

No lie I watch hard as hell in parking lots because not a soul in them pays full attention. They're either thinking of their next stop, frustrated, or on their damned phone. Sometimes all three.

Grocery store parking lots are where Insurance Premiums go to increase.