Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

everybody tell Nick something nice.

What a lovely collection of STDs you have, Nick. Have you considered rounding out the set with some monkeypox?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

While he's here looking for "the turn" against Aaron or whatever (as if Aaron isn't way too boring for that to ever really pick up steam), everybody tell Nick something nice.

I was very close to writing something a-loggy about Aaron for failing us again and then I realized that it would make Nick, Melton and Diddleverse happy. That's why all I'm going to say is: Good luck, Mr. Imholte, you're gonna need it. Make sure we eat good.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

"Goddamn, this is one wacky game show!"

TBH at this point, if Aaron fucks this up because he waited too long to protect his daughter from pedophiles it's his own fault and he deserves to get vexatious litigation-ed into suicide by Nick.

Except the last four words, I agree wholeheartedly.

Canada isn't that far away from Minnesota...

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Rent-free, bish:

View attachment 7673576
[X] [A]

While he's here looking for "the turn" against Aaron or whatever (as if Aaron isn't way too boring for that to ever really pick up steam), everybody tell Nick something nice.

The projection is off the charts.
He is completely incapable of self-reflection.

The Franks hearing went so well for you Nicky boy.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Vote to wall off Minnesota from the rest of the planet.

 

[AnOminous]

Before they've really started even

Unless he pulled an "I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger legal representation today" and then reneged, I suspect something skeevier is afoot.

 

[Canoodler]

Aaron is the only person who could lose to Nick.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

And people say Aaron Imholte isn't a comedian! This is a far bigger laugh than Nick Rekieta's ever gotten.

At this rate though, we do have a new Teflon Tard, and he lives in Spicer, MN.

 

[Vibralldo]

Rent-free, bish:

View attachment 7673576
[X] [A]

While he's here looking for "the turn" against Aaron or whatever (as if Aaron isn't way too boring for that to ever really pick up steam), everybody tell Nick something nice.

Aaron failing to protect his daughter from a pedophile because he thinks protecting her would hurt his radio career is being a pathetic failure of a man.

Nick exposing his daughter to cocaine and running defense for said pedophile harassing a girl he knows in real life is genuine evil.

The reason we're so pissed at Aaron is because we at least expect something out of him. Nick's so far beyond redemption that he could murder his entire family and everyone would agree "yeah, that tracks".

 

[Harambe]

I think so, yeah

should he feel pride in this? I see this as "he sucked off a retarded man and got into a public slap fight with him," the retarded man running away crying is immaterial to my perception of either, I knew Aaron was a retard, I knew he was a coward, I knew he was poor. That whole county is situated deep in the forest of Ls.

To Nick? Every win gives him sexual pleasure. It could be against anyone. Literally anyone, no matter how small and pathetic. No matter how easy, it's ALWAYS proof, to him, that he's the best.

Nick's a narcissist, what he thinks is flawed in the best of times. Was there some goal in the thread for him to change his mind about himself? I don't want him to change at all. I want him to follow his instincts and inclinations, do as he pleases, he will only get worse and worse and worse and worse. There's no useful moral lesson or happy ending for the whole affair. I wanted to watch him throw good money after bad in increasingly pathetic little spiteful, semi-public scuffles with contemptible retards.

 

[daniel day]

On one hand, I hate when nick wins anything, on the other I hate when aaron wins anything. On a third hand, nick winning means he exposes even further how fucking rotten he actually is. On a fourth hand, no matter who wins WE WIN.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Welp. His lawyer has withdrawn and with it any hope Aaron had of winning. Oh well. Such is life.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

There's no useful moral lesson or happy ending for the whole affair.

Nick overdosing or hanging himself is close enough for me.

 

[Null]

X/Archive

 

[Vibralldo]

should he feel pride in this? I see this as "he sucked off a retarded man and got into a public slap fight with him," the retarded man running away crying is immaterial to my perception of either, I knew Aaron was a retard, I knew he was a coward, I knew he was poor. That whole county is situated deep in the forest of Ls.

Plenty of awful people get victories where they do something evil.

Nick is on track to help his friend win the right to sexually harass a little girl. It's evil, but Nick did potentially win that right.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

What always blows me away is that Nick knew those kids. They were in his house playing with his kids and now he's best friends with a guy that goes on air and screams about how tight they would be when he's fucking them.

It's like comedically vile.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What always blows me away is that Nick knew those kids. They were in his house playing with his kids and now he's best friends with a guy that goes on air and screams about how tight they would be when he's fucking them.

It's like comedically vile.

Nick doesn't care about his own kids, why would he care about The Toe's children?

 

[Vibralldo]

What always blows me away is that Nick knew those kids. They were in his house playing with his kids and now he's best friends with a guy that goes on air and screams about how tight they would be when he's fucking them.

It's like comedically vile.

I guarantee Nick's gonna use the Aaron's daughter supertip voice to say some fucked up shit about a little girl he's knew in real life.

That leaked message where Aaron said he's willing to give up his kids is more of an insight than I thought.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

I was very close to writing something a-loggy about Aaron for failing us again and then I realized that it would make Nick, Melton and Diddleverse happy.

Just remember, Aaron deserves no sympathies. He let both Nick and Melton make predatory remarks about his daughter until they began affecting HIS life. Had he performed the way he should’ve as a father and a protector of the family early on, he wouldn’t have been in this position. He deserves every L he receives and any W’s are blessings from the Lord.

Aaron is a terrible father and a sack of shit as a man. He just happens to be in a knife-fight with a gaggle of retarded fat pedophiles. There are no good people in this story.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick is a villain and he knows it. This is the performance of the damned. He only wishes for others to be as miserable as he is. This is why he would get such gleeful joy in making guests uncomfortable.