Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 32 12.4%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 10.1%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 28 10.9%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 34 13.2%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 5.4%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 124 48.1%

  • Total voters
    258
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They're gonna need re-written any way once our boy makes his big move. Chibi is gonna hit Tokyo harder than Fat Man and Little Boy.
"It was amazing, like a scene out of a movie. Everybody in the area just gathered around him and just started beating him to death with whatever they could get their hands on because he wouldn't shut up about Persona 5 and anime."
 
I know the Japan arc is the lead, but it's number two for me. Chibi's clearly signed up with the lowest of the low and if he makes it over he's going to be absolutely miserable and he's 100% not going to finish his contract which should generate some laughs for us. But at least that's a tangible goal, if a stupid one with the worst path taken.

I get more bewildered at Cheeb's dumping his $80,000 year job of grifting the elderly with phone plans for his "insurance job," which is almost certainly the MLM (aka pyramid scheme) Primerica. His upline must have over the moon to find a mark as easy as Adam. "Oh you're a big time salesman? With us you won't have to kick up to those evil Christians you were working for. Oh, you're an influencer? With us you'll be able to leverage your all your massive fan base for massive gains. Oh, you're a streamer? With us, you can work your own hours. Oh, you have super cool hobbies like cosplay? With us, once you're rolling most of your income is passive, so you can have lots of free time. Oh, you're leaving the country? With us, you'll be able to work abroad!" He got fucking played into selling online pyramid scheme life insurance, with has to be one of the dumbest gigs I've ever heard of, and him publicly bitching about it means that that meltdown is coming soon.

Also Japan just had an election where the Make Japan Great Again party came out of nowhere and made a huge showing, especially with younger people, off a platform of "we need to put limits on foreigners," so I wonder if even Cheeb's is starting to realize that Japan isn't the welcoming Weeb Paradise he thinks it is.
 
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And he is asking for donations.
He better stop his useless spending because Japan is cracking down on tourists and foreigners with work Visas making money from streaming. The government is claiming that it's against the law/visa restrictions that stop from tourists from having an income and it's violation of a work Visa that stops people from working jobs that are outside what the Visa was intended for. Cheebs might get kicked from Japan if he continues to stream and sell insurance in America while he's in Japan. He can thank all these retards who go to Japan to start shit and harass people for content on streams.
 
This 32 year-old man's mommy was paying for his mortgage and groceries, too. Despite him making $80k/yr at AT&T. Even with his mom covering his ass, he managed to have nothing saved up. What an absolute fucking moron. Even if the Japan arc duds out at the starting line, he's still royally fucked himself with how he handled quitting AT&T.
 
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