Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Without referring to the transcript, I’m pretty sure that “pro-sober community service” meant service Nick would have to be fucking sober to do — NOT that they wanted him to do “sobriety advocacy.” Nobody needs or wants to hear Nick talk about sobriety, and that’s not “community service.”

He really does spend many of his waking hours in the midst of incredible fucking delusions.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick just said Aaron fired his lawyer.

 

[Dropa5pack]

Nick is STILL assmad at Sean. Holy shit.

Glad someone is watching. With most cows I can laugh, some I have empathy for, but with Rekieta I simply hate him, his narcissism and lack of accountability are just exhausting.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

First clip covering the 5k gift and community service kvetching. Of course almost as soon as it was posted Nick dropped the bombshell that Aaron fired Montgomery and not the other way around.

 

[Captain Manning]

All of my heroes are dead, which is probably best. Keeps them from getting a Kiwi Farms thread.

There is a Lolcows of History subforum that dead people can qualify for. Frances E. Dec got his Kiwifarms thread just this year (nearly 30 years after his death). So did few other interesting people, such as a Cold War Romanian dictator, and a 17th century sultan.

But unless your dead heros are both really lulzy and really famous/well documented, you're probably fine.

Nick is in his 40s and is STILL desperate for teenagers to think he’s cool (he’s not). If you told me he spends his days loitering outside 7/11, offering to buy beer for middle schoolers, I’d believe you.

He wants to be like his e-daddy Juju, but he's actually closer to Sean. Not "our" Sean (a practicing lawyer), but Juju's Sean. You know, the audio guy who left the show last December. Supposedly he liked hanging around high school kids a lot and being considered the "cool old guy." Was weird.

Nick just said Aaron fired his lawyer.

I wouldn't necessarily take his word for it, but Aaron is pretty fuckin' dumb, so it might be true.

When Montgomery signed on, there were video clips added to the exhibit list, and the mother of the children added to the witness list. It was a step in the right direction.

Then that little bit of optimism vanished just 24 hours later with news that he's gone. It's all so tiring.

Glad someone is watching. With most cows I can laugh, some I have empathy for, but with Rekieta I simply hate him, his narcissism and lack of accountability are just exhausting.

I sometimes envy the BMJ followers. Their cow is definitely more entertaining than anger inducing.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Nick used a riding mower to mow lawns.

Nick doing more maintance stuff for the county than he ever did for his house huh.

 

[Chibitzen]

Glad someone is watching. With most cows I can laugh, some I have empathy for, but with Rekieta I simply hate him, his narcissism and lack of accountability are just exhausting.

That's probably why his thread is full of so much side character commentary. Even Aaron is at his funniest right now with how he has managed to turn a W into a massive L.

But remember, Nick is supposedly working on obtaining some humility, so...

Watch this space!

 

[Oxyjen]

Aaron. It’s time. Come back to the thread and throw yourself upon our mercy - only by following the express direction of the fine legal minds here and evidence we have collated can you obtain any sort of win.

It is the only way to make things funnier yet even more retarded (in a good way).

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Aaron. It’s time. Come back to the thread and throw yourself upon our mercy - only by following the express direction of the fine legal minds here and evidence we have collated can you obtain any sort of win.

It is the only way to make things funnier yet even more retarded (in a good way).

Just remember, Steiner's swinger's counteroffensivecuckholding is going to happen any day now.

 

[Dropa5pack]

Nick then responds to a superchatter saying "you wanna do anti drug talks but you say drugs are great, but illegal." Nick then claims that it's bad because you "chase the dragon".

It’s almost what he’s describing is addiction! But Nick’s not an addict so it must be something else.

There is a Lolcows of History subforum that dead people can qualify for. Frances E. Dec got his Kiwifarms thread just this year (nearly 30 years after his death). So did few other interesting people, such as a Cold War Romanian dictator, and a 17th century sultan.

But unless your dead heros are both really lulzy and really famous/well documented, you're probably fine.


He wants to be like his e-daddy Juju, but he's actually closer to Sean. Not "our" Sean (a practicing lawyer), but Juju's Sean. You know, the audio guy who left the show last December. Supposedly he liked hanging around high school kids a lot and being considered the "cool old guy." Was weird.


I wouldn't necessarily take his word for it, but Aaron is pretty fuckin' dumb, so it might be true.

When Montgomery signed on, there were video clips added to the exhibit list, and the mother of the children added to the witness list. It was a step in the right direction.

Then that little bit of optimism vanished just 24 hours later with news that he's gone. It's all so tiring.


I sometimes envy the BMJ followers. Their cow is definitely more entertaining than anger inducing.

Boss can definitely be an asshole, but he doesn’t hide much what you see is what you get. Whereas Balldo crafted an image of a small town lawyer, faithful father of five, married to his college sweetheart with libertarian politics The reality is much darker: he’s barely practiced law, chokeslams his son, gives his daughter cocaine, hates and humiliates his wife, and fancies himself a monarch with absolute power.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

SEEEEEEEAAAN is the "darling of the Sektur and Kiwi Farms!" He's given in to the conspiracy we have scrupulously woven into existence that Nick is no longer a lawyer. Right, SEEEEEEEEEEAAAN!!! Stop guzzling the farms, SEEEEEEEEAAAN!

"YoU caN"T Do THAt!"

"yOu'RE Just AN aCCesoRy fOR [us] to UsE to gEt A ReacTioN or aN OpiOn [we] WANt"

"Who knows how much underage futa [Sean} has sent to Josh Moon!" - Nick Rekieta

ETA: Details

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I went fishing with the kids over the weekend/have been working a lot. Is there a consensus theory on what drug he's on now? The way he's been all greasy and red seems like something new.

Someone suggested to me it could be cocaine mixed with fentanyl. Because he would be unable to get the cocaine from the source he was getting it from previously and can no longer be ensured it has no fentanyl.
That's one possibility that could explain the sweating, anyway.

Nick STILL wants to do his gay "talk to school kids about sobriety" shit because he's a "public speaker" but the county told him they don't do that and Nick is just gonna do maintenance.

Nick defends Melton's pedophilic comments about Aaron's daughter so I'm not at all surprised he wants to talk to school kids so badly.
Fortunately they were never going to agree to it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

YouTube has AIDS prevention ads running on Nick’s stream.



If only they knew it’s much too late.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Snip

Nick is still sad that he got replaced by Sean as "friemd of the cartel Farms".
Also its funny and weird how a guy who befriends pedofile, buddies up to him to get over his ex, mentiones said ex's kids to the pedo who clearly have unhealthy obsesion over said ex's daughter, is throwing "underage futa" at Josh.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick is still sad that he got replaced by Sean as "friemd of the cartel Farms".
Also its funny and weird how a guy who befriends pedofile, buddies up to him to get over his ex, mentiones said ex's kids to the pedo who clearly have unhealthy obsesion over said ex's daughter, is throwing "underage futa" at Josh.

Especially considering Josh was underaged at the time that he liked that shotacon (or whatever it's called) stuff, but Nick isn't capable of being honest. (I'm not even a fan of Josh, lmao, the only interactions I've had with him over the years have been a little antagonistic or at least mild disagreement, but knowingly falsely calling someone a pedophile is just evil.)

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm not even a fan of Josh, lmao, the only interactions I've had with him over the years have been a little antagonistic or at least mild disagreement

If you haven’t been called a faggot who should kill themself by Josh, can you even call yourself a kiwi farms user? I think not.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Nick STILL wants to do his gay "talk to school kids about sobriety" shit because he's a "public speaker" but the county told him they don't do that and Nick is just gonna do maintenance.

Nick then responds to a superchatter saying "you wanna do anti drug talks but you say drugs are great, but illegal." Nick then claims that it's bad because you "chase the dragon".

Nick claims that he wouldn't say drugs are cool at a high school because he'd "moderate his speech"

He thinks he'd be better than anyone else for talking about drugs to kids because everyone else that does it is a "fucking dork" and Nick's "just a dork".

Put fries in the bag, Nick.
I hope people catch him in the wild doing community service. Not because I disrespect manual labor, but because Nick himself would consider it humiliating to have that posted online.

 

[Steve Seagull]

It's 3:30 AM in Spicer, he's watching an utterly depressing Kurt video. Trying to pick on anything and everything, ACKing like there's no tomorrow.



I don't even know what to comment anymore. This is so sad.

 

[Kheapathic]

Giving talks is white man and white collar duties. Nick is a nigger in spirit and thought; thus the fields and manual labor is where he belongs. I also have a feeling Nick had to be told he missed a spot with the lawn mowing. Like how a kid will say they cleaned heir room, but just stuffed everything under their bed.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

It's 3:30 AM in Spicer, he's watching an utterly depressing Kurt video. Trying to pick on anything and everything, ACKing like there's no tomorrow.

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I don't even know what to comment anymore. This is so sad.

I don't have time to watch Kurt right now or dig into his personal details atm, I'm only somewhat familiar with him through exposure watching Rekieta (prior to arrest) from time to time. What's going on with him?