Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Rick actually started winning in the second half, that guys is kind of a faggot “I’m kyaking aren’t you jealous pig child :)
“Ohhh sweet piggy child i interviewed (some faggot nerd) 37 years ago, don’t you understand what (faggot nerd) scifi circles I run in sweetie? Enjoy mediocrity.”

And while he was ricking Rick, Rick started winning by adaming him
“Quite”
“I have nothing to be excused for”
“Yeah but not For the reasons you think”
 
Rick actually started winning in the second half, that guys is kind of a faggot “I’m kyaking aren’t you jealous pig child :)
“Ohhh sweet piggy child i interviewed (some faggot nerd) 37 years ago, don’t you understand what (faggot nerd) scifi circles I run in sweetie? Enjoy mediocrity.”

And while he was ricking Rick, Rick started winning by adaming him
“Quite”
“I have nothing to be excused for”
“Yeah but not For the reasons you think”
Nah, Rick wasn't winning there. Ricky tried to tell him that he'd better play nice with Rickledy because he's a respectable and known author and Adam would need his approval to get in the circles. But Adam already has personal relations to authors Fatirck couldn't even dream off, and Patty's massive ego wouldn't allow him to acknowledge that. Now Adam is certainly a bit of a fag, but that just makes it all even better.
 
That pig man is cribbing lines from Garth Ennis slop is something that honestly makes me a little disappointed in him, speaking as someone who has Linkara tier autistic contempt for that particular edgetard hack.

Ennis might be an edgy retard (well, not might, he definitely is one), but he at least can brag about some of his works, like Hitman, his issues of Hellblazer and 2000 AD (which can still have quite a lot of retarded edginess, but at least it's entertaining retarded edginess), and even goofy shit like Section 8.

Rick's literary corpus is meager, at best (unlike the physical one, which is enormously fat) and the only character in his works that has a claim to fame is the one taken from another author, and oversaturated from relentless media exposure in the last century and a half (the titular protagonist of Tiny Tim Cauterizes His Hemorrhoids Using A Definitely-Not-A-Lightsaber-For-Legal-Reasons).
 
Ennis might be an edgy retard (well, not might, he definitely is one), but he at least can brag about some of his works, like Hitman, his issues of Hellblazer and 2000 AD (which can still have quite a lot of retarded edginess, but at least it's entertaining retarded edginess), and even goofy shit like Section 8.

Rick's literary corpus is meager, at best (unlike the physical one, which is enormously fat) and the only character in his works that has a claim to fame is the one taken from another author, and oversaturated from relentless media exposure in the last century and a half (the titular protagonist of Tiny Tim Cauterizes His Hemorrhoids Using A Definitely-Not-A-Lightsaber-For-Legal-Reasons).
I dunno, I find Rick to be a hell of a lot more entertaining than Ennis. And to his credit, I don't think Rick ever wrote about a retarded kid giving a dog a rimjob.
 
The latter is low-key one of the most idiotic things Rick has ever stated and a prime example of a narcissist extrapolating his personal issue (being an awful writer) into an absurd general rule.
Sort of like how he claims lolcows don't exist (although maybe he is just admitting he is instead a lolhog).
 
Butthurt about being repeatedly featured on that Delusional Takes Twitter account, Rick went looking for a prediction of his that "held up" and came back with this:

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Why even post this? Obviously Joe Biden's age did matter quite a bit, and Rick would say Trump killed democracy literally no matter what, so it's unfalsifiable and meaningless on top of being stupid.

Also, butthurt about being humiliated by Adam on Bluesky, he's now on Threads pretending to be a real sci-fi author who knows about this science shit.

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Again, what's the point? If I actually wanted to know, I'd ask fucking ChatGPT and get a substantiated answer in seconds, instead of trying to play 20 questions with this 1.7 GPA retard.
 
Also, butthurt about being humiliated by Adam on Bluesky, he's now on Threads pretending to be a real sci-fi author who knows about this science shit.

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Again, what's the point? If I actually wanted to know, I'd ask fucking ChatGPT and get a substantiated answer in seconds, instead of trying to play 20 questions with this 1.7 GPA retard.
One might mistakenly think Rick could have a rudimentary grasp of ballistics and gravitational fields considering both his immense girth and that he owns firearms, but we've never actual seen him shoot a gun. We just have him posing with them.
 
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Again, what's the point? If I actually wanted to know, I'd ask fucking ChatGPT and get a substantiated answer in seconds, instead of trying to play 20 questions with this 1.7 GPA retard.



Pig DeGrasse Tyson is my least favorite Patsona. He tried so hard to be a pop-culture "science communicator" who dumbs down SPAAACEEE for the average normie. The problem is that Pat knows nothing about SPAAAACE.
 
Butthurt about being repeatedly featured on that Delusional Takes Twitter account, Rick went looking for a prediction of his that "held up" and came back with this:

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Why even post this? Obviously Joe Biden's age did matter quite a bit, and Rick would say Trump killed democracy literally no matter what, so it's unfalsifiable and meaningless on top of being stupid.

Also, butthurt about being humiliated by Adam on Bluesky, he's now on Threads pretending to be a real sci-fi author who knows about this science shit.

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Again, what's the point? If I actually wanted to know, I'd ask fucking ChatGPT and get a substantiated answer in seconds, instead of trying to play 20 questions with this 1.7 GPA retard.
You can't fire a gun in space moron. That requires the gun to have a fire to start it's combustion and space has no oxygen. If by some chance you do fire it the bullet will continue to fly forever while you yourself will be sent backwards, not that this moron understands Newtons 3rd law. If the universe wasn't expanding then it would eventually stop. I just woke up and understand this with fucking brain fog.
 
You can't fire a gun in space moron. That requires the gun to have a fire to start it's combustion and space has no oxygen. If by some chance you do fire it the bullet will continue to fly forever while you yourself will be sent backwards, not that this moron understands Newtons 3rd law. If the universe wasn't expanding then it would eventually stop. I just woke up and understand this with fucking brain fog.
Gunpowder has oxidizer in it, so it doesn't need external oxygen, or so I'm told. I'm also not sure exactly where you think the bullet would stop if the universe wasn't expanding?
 
Gunpowder has oxidizer in it, so it doesn't need external oxygen, or so I'm told. I'm also not sure exactly where you think the bullet would stop if the universe wasn't expanding?
If the universe wasn't expanding, then the one or so atoms per cubic centimeter encountered by the bullet in the near vacuum of space would bring it to a standstill after like ten million light years or so. Matija did the math on this a while back.
 
You can't fire a gun in space moron. That requires the gun to have a fire to start it's combustion and space has no oxygen. If by some chance you do fire it the bullet will continue to fly forever while you yourself will be sent backwards, not that this moron understands Newtons 3rd law. If the universe wasn't expanding then it would eventually stop. I just woke up and understand this with fucking brain fog.
The gunpowder itself contains oxidizer, so external oxygen isn't required. You'd be pushed back, but since you weigh a lot more than the bullet, it's way less than you'd think. Newton's third law also applies on Earth, after all.
And I think the bullet would eventually be caught by a gravity well and go into a decaying orbit around something before it'd be stopped by interstellar dust tbh...
 
If the universe wasn't expanding, then the one or so atoms per cubic centimeter encountered by the bullet in the near vacuum of space would bring it to a standstill after like ten million light years or so. Matija did the math on this a while back.
Expansion doesn't come into play in this scenario, though. Those atoms still exist whether the universe is expanding or not.
 
And I think the bullet would eventually be caught by a gravity well and go into a decaying orbit around something before it'd be stopped by interstellar dust tbh...
The universe is expanding faster then the bullet is traveling so it will never catch up to anything with mass
Expansion doesn't come into play in this scenario, though. Those atoms still exist whether the universe is expanding or not.
With the universe expanding infinitely then the bullet will never stop moving. If the universe wasn't expanding then the bullet would eventually stop. As I said, Matija Cuk did the math for this. He's a research scientist for SETI. You're free to tell him that he's wrong though. His paper on Planetary chaos and the (In)stability of Hungaria asteroids is quite interesting though as is his other papers.

Your only issue at that point would be something like this in its way as we've only recently found this to occur
before we didn't think this was possible. If it's the birth of a supermassive black hole than that's even more interesting.
 
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I dunno, I find Rick to be a hell of a lot more entertaining than Ennis. And to his credit, I don't think Rick ever wrote about a retarded kid giving a dog a rimjob.
I heard Ennis gets paid for his work and has no issues getting his stuff published.
The problem is that Pat knows nothing about SPAAAACE.
Not true, atalker. He knows about taking up ever increasing amounts of space. He's quite fat, you see.
If by some chance you do fire it the bullet will continue to fly forever while you yourself will be sent backwards, not that this moron understands Newtons 3rd law. I
Mass still exists in outer space, kitty. Even if gravity is not strongly influencing an object it's still resistant to changes in momentum related to its mass. That's why Tiny Tim can get spit-roasted by 2 nigger future doctors in space no problem, but astronauts can't just fling the Space Shuttle toward the moon.
 
Butthurt about being repeatedly featured on that Delusional Takes Twitter account, Rick went looking for a prediction of his that "held up" and came back with this:

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Why even post this? Obviously Joe Biden's age did matter quite a bit, and Rick would say Trump killed democracy literally no matter what, so it's unfalsifiable and meaningless on top of being stupid.

Also, butthurt about being humiliated by Adam on Bluesky, he's now on Threads pretending to be a real sci-fi author who knows about this science shit.

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Again, what's the point? If I actually wanted to know, I'd ask fucking ChatGPT and get a substantiated answer in seconds, instead of trying to play 20 questions with this 1.7 GPA retard.
If you're in the solar system either you're orbiting the Sun already, in which case the velocity imparted by the gun won't significantly change that, or you're not and the velocity imparted by the gun won't significantly change that either. In either case, the bullet will just continue, accelerated by gravity, until it hits something. In the first case it might continue indefinitely in orbit. In the second case it will hit the surface of the Sun and vaporize. The third case is that the gun and bullet are already above solar escape velocity, and the velocity imparted by firing from the gun is basically rounding error.
 
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