Nintendo fans have proven to be perfectly capable of uncritically forking over their money to get mediocre content from a company that treats them like walking ATMs, so I'm sure that most of them are right at home in the Denthead Army
Phil could never make it through a stream without calling someone or something dumb/stupid/idiot/dunce/moron/retard. It's part of his DNA as a miserable fuck to always be talking down to someone he thinks is below him. The day Phil goes through a stream without using any of those words will be the first. He's too negative and bitter and his vocabulary is too limited.
We need Kat to come in and emasculate Phil live on stream like Panda did. Or smack the shit out of him.
The dented LARPers should try getting Phail to try and pronounce more Italian food names or Italian loan words, like concerto.
We all know he'd pronounce it KHAN-CHAIR-TOE and act all smug about it.
Phil sees himself as a tough mafia boss, and hates his Polish heritage.
"No it wasn't can minestrone, it was premade straight from the store." Like honestly, what's the fucking difference at that point? It's still cheap slop with a high price slapped on it and most likely taste shit anyways.
It'll be like the episode of Sopranos when the guys went to Italy for the first time.
Funnily enough, the way he pronounces it, minne-strown, is how Germans and Austrians pronounce it. And as we all know from the Sopranos, Germans are classless pieces of shit.
That's every fanbase and every company.
I really think that the Sopranos is ultimately the reason why Phil wants to call himself Italian. It was extremely popular when Phil was in his 20s and also took place in New England (one of the guys Tony is based off of is actually based in Danbury CT), so Phil saw it as a way to hook onto and elevate his coolness cheaply.
I want to say fuck you snort hogan for the 17 fucking ads on this video.
True but the dude I was replying to was talking about Nintendo fans. DSP is not going to alienate anyone he hasn't already by shitting on any game at this point, no matter which brand of bing bing wahoo catches King Snake's ire next. Aside from the autists that specifically show up to pay for shit like Minecraft or Truck Sim, I don't think any of his whales even care about the games he plays. The only one who thinks it matters is Phil itself because that shifts blame for low donations away from his own failure to entertain.
Don't leave us in suspense. What could it possibly be timed with?
According to Phil, Ozzy just finished his farewell tour, so it was the right time to die.
Phil is deeply Italian, and his on record sole basis for this claim is that his mom made spaghetti and meatballs growing up (she made American food, Italian food and Polish food according to Phil, which to Phil means he is American, Italian and Polish). So I mean, literally no American mothers cook Italian food, its not like its the most common form of ethnic food in the NorthEast US or anything.
Everyone who's white on the East coast does that though. They're all Italian, everyone in Chicago's Polish, everyone in Ohio's German. If you sit him down he understands that he's not Italian, but that understanding isn't powerful enough to overcome the culture he was born into. Authentic Italian Pizza just means it's authentic to Connecticut not Italy. He knows Italians eat squid and not spaghetti with marinara and meatballs.
