Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

Saturn would be a good choice because in the mythology Saturn (Cronos) was castrated by his son.

Stolen from @AnOminous or @AltisticRight, I think.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

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Hey Nick, how exactly does it affect your occupation? After all your occupation is allegedly streaming, and you regularly claim you never talk about Aaron on your show, so why would being prevented from talking about Aaron on stream affect your job huh?

Not just that, but the few times he has streamed since the HRO is to talk about Aaron. Just what is that HRO stopping him doing? What activities has he stopped that cost him money?

 

[Vibralldo]

Like clockwork:

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Wave and say something nice while he's still looking.

Lol I have complete power over Nick

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Link / archive

He is so fucking salty. “lmao” =

 

[AltisticRight]

If anyone is too invested and values the lolcow milk in terms of binary Ws and Ls, just remember this.

Skelly was at the top of the world. He out-earned gross VTumours in terms of superchat revenue.
He had Kyle Rittenhouse on and all he came up with were dickgirls, and if they should come with the appendage attached or removed.
He was literally at the top and look at where he's at now.

All the constant Ws culminated to one thing. A plummet into the proverbial abyss.

I hope he reaches the top AGAIN because I know the nosedive (opposed to a downward spiral) will be epic. It'll be of biblical proportionals.

The residents of Sodom and Gemorrah had infinite anal sex before God turned them all into piles of salt.

Edit:
By top, I mean his revenue. He'll always be a bottom.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron had two pieces of good news today. Both continuances, or this and something else?

 

[Vibralldo]

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Link / archive

He is so fucking salty. “lmao” =

I mean, whatever Aaron did worked

 

[daniel day]

All the constant Ws culminated to one thing. A plummet into the proverbial abyss.

tbh if rekieta circa johnny depp trial got "w's" over aaron like he was doing now, everyone would see it as the most popular kid in school picking on the downy kid. The fact that it's two of-equal-status retards flinging shit now is a testament to how low he's fallen. Let that sink in (he's cold). Nick Rekieta is at or below the social status of AARON FUCKING IMHOLTE.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I mean, whatever Aaron did worked

Right. I think at least some of us can smell what Aaron’s cooking at this point. But as with Russell Greer’s threads, far be it from us to say anything that could help this faggot who’s larping as a legal savant.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is White (via Rekieta) both such whiney faggots.
"Yes Francis, I want him to have only three days to either find new counsel or mount a pro se defence."

Because Nick insists on advertising to any court he appears before that he is an absolute and utter faggot who is being as vexatious as possible. He makes Russell Greer look lazy on that front.

You cannot hold yourself out as a lawyer (or attorney) if in MN if you are not admitted and in good standing. Period.

Some states/ at some points made a distinction btw lawyer and attorney, but not much now, and absolutely not in Minnesota.

You can include J.D. after your name if you don't keep up your license, but you cannot present as a lawyer or any of its variations.

The law rarely is reliant on the talismanic invocation of magic words. What is more important, in the situations where specific words are not explicitly listed in statute, is does the language used, and the context in which it is used, constitute the "practice of law" or "holding oneself out" as a person legally authorized to practice law.

Nick is neither. He cannot practice law. He is disqualified from practicing law.

Can he call himself a lawyer in a bar if he's trying to get laid? Maybe. Stolen Valor laws, in a different context, can't really prohibit some idiot from being a Commander McBragg and lying about his military past just to look impressive. It has to involve some actual fraud, where he steals someone's money by pretending that.

Nick is in a funny grey area. He is not a lawyer in any normal sense of the word. Can you hire him to practice law? Could he practice law? No, he'd be committing a serious crime if he actually took someone's money. He cannot represent anyone in court.

Nevertheless, there he is out there, collecting Pedotips and other forms of income while calling himself "Rekieta Law," you know, a "small law firm." Even though it is a "law firm" Nick illegally owns, because a non-lawyer is not allowed to own a law firm. And possibly some of the dumbest people in the world actually view this dumb motherfucker as an actual lawyer.

I don't believe it's unlicensed practice of law in the criminal sense. He does not appear to be soliciting clients. It is, however, seriously questionable as to the ethics of it. Not that Gumpler cares about ethics.

It's not even that deep. As Sean said a few days ago, it's perfectly normal to permit a short extension due to hiring counsel. In spite of the plight sperging in the response, what's the actual harm of Nick not being able to talk about Aaron? He's ignored it, and he doesn't hardly stream. Now, it might be hitting Melton a bit more, but he still could stream.

He reminds me of troons.

Remember, he never ever talks about Aaron anyway (even though everyone knows he does it incessantly and has been for months). Nevertheless, it is a huge violation of his rights not to be allowed to do the shit he claims he never does anyway.

Reminds me of troons and their arguments that trooning out kids never happens. It's a myth. But somehow, prohibiting trooning out kids, something that never happens anyway, is literal genocide.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

His hairline looks like his “thoughts” are in quotation marks.

His hair is starting to look like the "just fuck my shit up" hair, but in real life instead of in Photoshop.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The law rarely is reliant on the talismanic invocation of magic words. What is more important, in the situations where specific words are not explicitly listed in statute, is does the language used, and the context in which it is used, constitute the "practice of law" or "holding oneself out" as a person legally authorized to practice law.

Nick is neither. He cannot practice law. He is disqualified from practicing law.

Can he call himself a lawyer in a bar if he's trying to get laid? Maybe. Stolen Valor laws, in a different context, can't really prohibit some idiot from being a Commander McBragg and lying about his military past just to look impressive. It has to involve some actual fraud, where he steals someone's money by pretending that.

I assume he is not actually attempting to practice law*; my comment was based on the MRPC (MN Rules of Professional Conduct), because that's most pertinent for someone who presumably wants to practice "again." Criminal violations would be next-level.

* the jokes write themselves

Nick is in a funny grey area. He is not a lawyer in any normal sense of the word. Can you hire him to practice law? Could he practice law? No, he'd be committing a serious crime if he actually took someone's money. He cannot represent anyone in court.

He can't represent anyone in any "lawyer" capacity, in or out of court.

Nevertheless, there he is out there, collecting Pedotips and other forms of income while calling himself "Rekieta Law," you know, a "small law firm." Even though it is a "law firm" Nick illegally owns, because a non-lawyer is not allowed to own a law firm.

And also because it is not registered and in good standing as a profession firm/ corporation. It's not even out there as a DBA. It's nothing; it does not exist.

And possibly some of the dumbest people in the world actually view this dumb motherfucker as an actual lawyer.

I don't believe it's unlicensed practice of law in the criminal sense. He does not appear to be soliciting clients. It is, however, seriously questionable as to the ethics of it. Not that Gumpler cares about ethics.

I hope he continues to hold himself out as a "MN lawyer and owner of a small law firm in central MN," and I hope he gets zinged for it. He is neither of those two things, and he defiles the profession by asserting he is either one. Not that he cares; if he's done anything of note professionally, it's being the worst and most anemic example of a member of the Bar**.

** and I'll never stop laughing at the fact he doesn't know the difference between being a member of the Bar and being a member of the state bar association.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick must be so sad he lost again, he just can't stream tonight...

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Either way this is embarrassing.

Like a fucking crayon note written by a 6 year old.
I will say I think there is some irresponsibility on behalf of his attorney here if they bailed and did not give him recommendations on an alternative or providing him with people to contact.

From what I understand Aaron still managed to get the continuance though? Fantastic.

Everything I have learned about the delays and such in Aaron and Nick's cases, is that the Minnesota Justice System will do ANYTHING but their jobs. They will delay cases forever if it means they don't have to sit in a courtroom.

Isn't that how the CWC case went? They delayed it so much that time served had already occurred.

Either way another few weeks of seething.

 

[Soapmore]

He doesn't have HIV. He doesn't have any serious illnesses.

What he does have is serious social dysfunction. I suspect he has some personal hygiene issues regarding bathing and clean clothes.

For clean clothes he'll need to hire help. I'd love to know how he gets his hair cut. I doubt he maintains a schedule or body smell that let's him visit a barber. That means Kayla (or April at the time) or the FlowBee is cutting his hair. Need to ask Aaron if Nick smells as bad as Melton. He probably has bed bugs and whatever kind of MRSA sores he gets from his unclean house.

He looks greasy just like some college roommates of mine who I had to remind to shower and brush their feral fucking teeth. They were prone to sleeping on the couch fully clothed and had that same Nick Rekieta wake-up-suddenly-to-stream look.

But the real negative connotation for me is that I had to teach these college ferals how to clean the bathroom, and nothing worked until I explained that if you have a clean bathroom the girls want to sit on your toilet, and that made the difference if you had the hot chicks at your house party or not. They grasped that logic, but any other logic meant a sticky fetid bathroom you didn't want to use. And that's how I picture Nick's "Little Lair".

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Like a fucking crayon note written by a 6 year old.

Deer Mr Judger Man,
pwease gib me more time
my lawman cant help me
so I gots to get a new 1
thank you berry much
AARON

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Deer Mr Judger Man,
pwease gib me more time
my lawman cant help me
so I gots to get a new 1
thank you berry much
AARON

Worked though...

 

[AnOminous]

Deer Mr Judger Man,
pwease gib me more time
my lawman cant help me
so I gots to get a new 1
thank you berry much
AARON

This is actually the pro se motion that is almost always granted instantly.

"HEP HEP ME I AM PO RETARD I HAZ NO LAWYER GIMME LAWYER TIME TO FIND LAWYER!" GRANTED.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick Rekieta is at or below the social status of AARON FUCKING IMHOLTE.

None of Aaron's kids have tested positive for cocaine use.
That puts him at least a couple of rungs above Nick on the social ladder.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'll never stop laughing at the fact he doesn't know the difference between being a member of the Bar and being a member of the state bar association.

I think he knows the difference. But it benefits him to pretend otherwise.

He’s a retard, so it’s hard to tell. But with Nick it’s safe to always assume deceit.