Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Arcadian Stag]

Oooo this looks good, I might have to try it.

I honestly don't think it would've been as intense if she didn't use a a full cup of olive oil. The chocolate might've had a chance to overpower it.

Hold up she used AN ENTIRE CUP of olive oil in a cake? What the actual fuck? A tablespoon or two sure, but a cup!?

 

[Mayfly]

Just think of what level of soylent human compost you have to be on where the only noteworthy detail about yourself that isn't immediately unbelieveable is that you are a piss whore who pegs and cucks your husband. And that is only because people hate you so much that they believe it just because it makes you look bad. Good for Anisa the Greasy that she found something so putrid and filthy that anyone might continue to be invested in seeing this woman destined to be a manager at applebees fall down the thousand steps of misery.

 

[Cancer Man Metokur]

"Shit my pants, I'm sort of an Andrew Ditch man myself. Please, have a good wipe, I'm a scat enthusiast myself."

- iDubbbz when he shits himself and goes to his handler, Anisa, A.K.A. the OnlyFans hole.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Where can I get an Anisa Johma speed bag to put with my PirateSoftware punching bag? Also, the nose ring on the girl is so ugly that it makes me want to follow her and repeatedly say moo until she gets annoyed.

 

[stupid frog]

Kind of shocked it took us until almost 4K pages to realize she probably has a piss fetish Uh, this puts accounts of her giving Ian food that makes him shit a lot in a darker light what in the absolute fuck.

No wonder Anisa said to make water sports fetish normalized.

 

[Birthday Cat]

"Also it's a visit by an adult who's tryna
protect kids. If you feel threatened and
traumatized about that, you know, some
introspection to do as a parent.
Again, it's not swatting, it doesn't happen like
that."

Spoken like the most childless faggot that ever existed. It's every parents worst nightmare, or at least should be, to have CPS called on you.
You are put in the same system as the worst of the worst because some retard didn't know when to stop his internet beef.

And calling upon a already strained instance to "make a point" is such fucking dick move. For every visit to the kleins there's a kid being put on hold when they shouldn't be. Resources being spread even thinner and take away from children victim of more severe things than "i dont like that man on the internet".

The sheer entitlement of this flaming fag in his little $400 military larp is on another level. I usually reserve my vitriol for boogie but I truly hope this man's actions catches up with him sooner than later.
Preferably he gets gay murder aids

"MATI is a steady boiling point"

ETA: why the hate for olive oil in cakes? Everyone loves carrot cake and that's 100% olive oil with some carrots in it. I get its, anisa does horrible shit but let's not be angry at olive oil cakes because that is delicious when done right

"is this nigga retarded?" swat is a "visit" by adults trying to protect their community. someone who sounds mysteriously like a greasy neckbeard calls and says "uh yes, uh, (x) is literally putting black kids in a chipper to make niggeroni" and they respond seriously, which they're semi forced to because if they pick and choose, then if "uh yeah there's a guy dressed in a clown suit with an m60 and 3 boxes of rounds and he's already got in a barricaded window and placed plastic explosives" is called, and there's no super concrete evidence of sight, sound, witness etc it's fake, then there's always that risk that that shit's real. so it winds up being over respond or under respond.

cps is similar except on a fundamental level seems to be more disgusting, if swat gets called and you're not a retard or have a bulldog named bubbles etc in the front yard, then generally you wind up being the victim and if you clearly lay out evidence and point to names or "haha i swatted that fuck lmao" then you can fuck the offender up the ass. or should in theory if they didn't give them little slap sentences but anyway. cps is more like a fat black woman showing up to your door going "uuum sir some literal faggot called us and said your children eat shit off the floor like chocolate so we're putting in an investigation", then them finding out they don''t, but instead of it being someone else's fault, they can go "oh well nevermind that call sir you have a dog walking around children, we're going to have to put you on *the list*".

trying to be more plain, swatting is heavy shit that gets done with, cps is a new fucking hemmorhoid, but both scare families, children, and can even ruin lives (ie officer fucking up, though it would fuck up their life mentally as well). idubbz should be mocked even further than he already is, there's no empathy or like being nice to your kid who has to stay at your home but does dishes and is a decent person and obviously you'd want them by you instead of on street at least etc, man is a unclean fuck up with a fuck up ho wife that had multiple houses and a free career that ""learned empathy"" by copy pasting fucking bluesky or wherever the fuck blue politards were at the time, living in the basement of not even his own parents, who he cut out of his life because his wife said so, but the mother in law of his ho wife. shut the fuck up nigger, you no longer have input on morals after fucking with anyone who liked you, or money, or career choices, or fashion, or cooking, not nothing. just shut the fuck up, go work at the nearest dollar general, keep your mouth shut, ideally morph your appearance to hide in public, and if someone mocks you, take it, because you earned it on hands and knees. what, you gonna snap back at the manager who can chew bubblegum with a deadpan expression and flip their phone around, showing you your wife's asshole uploaded on your wedding day?

 

[Plin Plin Pl0n]

>frogbait
>froggytonic
>froggy fresh
>FROGan
Why do Anisa-and-I seem to attract all these frog themed influencers?

It's the plague of Moses, but updated for modern audiences. Plus the French guy counts as double.

 

[Preacher ✝]

You're basing this on the hypothesis that Anus would consider social shame a valid reason not to do something?

That's a fair point but there's another factor at play here. Religious influence.

Anus clearly isn't religious herself, but her mother is, or at least was, and being raised by someone like that has an influence, especially when it comes to weird sex stuff and shame.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

That's a fair point but there's another factor at play here. Religious influence.

Anus clearly isn't religious herself, but her mother is, or at least was, and being raised by someone like that has an influence, especially when it comes to weird sex stuff and shame.

I respectfully disagree in this case, she attaches herself to "current ideology". Her mother would have stopped her at booby streaming nevermind attaching herself rto Hasan.

 

[Mac Monster]

Anus clearly isn't religious herself, but her mother is, or at least was, and being raised by someone like that has an influence, especially when it comes to weird sex stuff and shame.

Anisa's mother was one of her Twitch jannies. She's just as deranged as her daughter. Anisa claims her mother was Catholic before marrying her father, but I highly doubt the dumb slag ever actually lived a Catholic lifestyle beyond going to church once in a blue moon.

 

[pixelatedsuicide]

these vibes

 

[Foltest]

Anus baking make me happy that my cakes are way better.
I am also not a retard who use OLIVE oil in a fucing cake.

 

[Melight]

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Who the fuck is beezle

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

"Also it's a visit by an adult who's tryna
protect kids. If you feel threatened and
traumatized about that, you know, some
introspection to do as a parent.
Again, it's not swatting, it doesn't happen like
that."

Spoken like the most childless faggot that ever existed. It's every parents worst nightmare, or at least should be, to have CPS called on you.
You are put in the same system as the worst of the worst because some retard didn't know when to stop his internet beef.

And calling upon a already strained instance to "make a point" is such fucking dick move. For every visit to the kleins there's a kid being put on hold when they shouldn't be. Resources being spread even thinner and take away from children victim of more severe things than "i dont like that man on the internet".

The sheer entitlement of this flaming fag in his little $400 military larp is on another level. I usually reserve my vitriol for boogie but I truly hope this man's actions catches up with him sooner than later.
Preferably he gets gay murder aids

"MATI is a steady boiling point"

ETA: why the hate for olive oil in cakes? Everyone loves carrot cake and that's 100% olive oil with some carrots in it. I get its, anisa does horrible shit but let's not be angry at olive oil cakes because that is delicious when done right

It's also just a complete bullshit argument to make by the same people who have been screeching for years about ACAB and calling the police on a nigger is literal murder - as if no other government agency could possibly by weaponized against someone...

these vibes

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God I hate this bitch so much, if you played as well as NBA players to deserve that money you could join the NBA...

It's like that danger hair from the women's soccer team bitching about equal pay to the men's team meanwhile they couldn't beat a youth team of middle-high school aged boys...

 

[pixelatedsuicide]

Who the fuck is beezle

Top chap covering the anus/ian drama very reliable so far go check him

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

It's also just a complete bullshit argument to make by the same people who have been screeching for years about ACAB and calling the police on a nigger is literal murder - as if no other government agency could possibly by weaponized against someone...

they are generally childless or even childhating dysgenic freaks who are incapable of imagining what it feels like when government agents investigate a family and threaten to take the kids away. these people dont give two fucks about whether the kids live or die or spend their youth in an institution instead of with their parents, they just want to use the kids as a bludgeon

 

[Noble Redditor]

I don't know about y'all but I deserve NBA money.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

No wonder Anisa said to make water sports fetish normalized.

Its all shit and giggles until Ian giggles and shits.

 

[User names must be unique]

Its all shit and giggles until Ian giggles and shits.

that might explain why he's become so averse to joy and humour.

 

[pipis]

Balsamic vinaigrette has absolutely no place in a Black Forest gateau. Olive oil instead of butter is also an abomination. The cherry flavour should absorb into the whole cake through being soaked in cherry liquer.
She can't decide whether she's making a cake or a salad.

i've been baking for around 7 years now and of all the things i've heard going into a chocolate cake i.e: tomato soup, coca-cola, dr. pepper, etc. balsamic vinaigrette is definitely a new one and it sounds fucking repugnant. if you want extra acidity in your cake, literally any of the options listed work surprisingly well and have stood the test of time
(Olive oil is normal in cakes, although full fat greek yogurt is preferable imo)

there is a semi-popular subset of unhinged women online (particularly on Xitter) who post obnoxiously subversive recipes on their substacks, shit like "Dark Chocolate Olive Oil Beet Root Vanilla Buttercream cake " (yes, that is real). So my theory is that this is her poor attempt to skinwalk them, her amateur work is painfully obvious seeing as she can only make a 2 layer ( with uneven filling-to-layer portioning mind you), &she seems to be getting ahead of herself with ingredients to an almost egregious extent