Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Aidan]

It's actually comical watching this retard trying to "gamedev". Literally copypastes everything from the existing stuff, even names that you could just type out but no he copypastes it then deletes some of it then rewrites it again, cancelling out the whole purpose of the copypaste. (example, copypasting "BEE", then backspacing "EE and typing "ee", copypasting "true" then backspacing and rewriting it to "false")
Next he gets genuinely excited whenever something actually works that he just tinkered on.
Constantly just searches the github for what seem to be the most basic functions that after "developing" this shit for so long he should at least have some knowledge of.
Whenever there is an actual hurdle he seems to freeze up and tries to change the topic, I guess hoping that his tardwrangles sneak in there and fix it for him?
I can actually so believe that ex roomate woman who said bro just literally sits around doing nothing of actual value and then has people with any knowledge fly in and just sweep up after him.
20 years btw

After 20 years he should have some sort of workflow that he prefers and works fast in that's either autistically simple or autistically convoluted yet he putters around in Notepad++, scrolling with his mouse and doing as you say.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Will do
And yes, I was just looking around. I also wrote MANA using dirt in the community donations chest. Perhaps that was a step too far, I have sinned.

read the forum rules. don't cowtip, or at least be smart enough not to admit to it like a total retard.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

It is yet to be determined Jake's full degeneracy, but definitely a retard, and likely a faggot furry too.
The code is not mald's. Blockgame real code is done exclusively by Jake. Maldy won't even show it on stream, as it would put his incompetency on display.

Just FYI, the counter narrative Jason will give is that he started the ""game"" ~3 years ago and Jake only joined 1.5-2y ago, implying maldy wrote the initial code and is higher on the hierarchy. It's obvious that this is just coping, and maldy can't really work with Java.

This sounds almost exactly like how the SL furry model shop worked, wingless emoto did the models, jason tinkered with some scripts and considered himself the most important one in the company.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Bro if this guy says, "hey Jake" one more time in his stream.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

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Why the fuck does he say it like he wants to get fucked in the ass by him 50% of the time.

Hey Jaaaaaakeeee~

 

[Billy Bong]

Probably because they're both furry faggots. That's my guess.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Mald sucks at QA, what a surprise.

Smug prick promotes his gay game.

Rambling about being bald, weird.

@Baldavius Dicktree @Baldavius Fagtree

Admits his dad hasn't been to his new home, nor seen him for at least a year, which tracks with his failure to text his dad for his birthday. Weird considering they live so close to each other.

Thor talks about his "great relationship" with his dad. The one who lives close to him and hasn't seen him in a year, nor receives text messages from his own son for a year straight.

Whines about review bombing on his shit game, and being memed on for his blizzard experience talk.

I just gotta say, the way he doesn't turn off his goofy music when he whines just cracks me the fuck up. He looks like such a childish clown.

Whines about "reddit" dogging him. Code for kiwifarms no doubt.

Apparently the internet can't read. Holy irony.

Dumb nigger malding at a chatter about being caught with his pants down scamming. Pretends that twitch bans bad actors, lol.

Apparently his "paid staff™" don't clean the ferret cages of poop for at least 12 hours. Gross, especially given how frequently these things shit(~3-4 hours after eating).

He won't get to truly enjoy the emperor chair as he thought he would

Among his many other faults it would appear that a lack of time management, fiscal responsibility, and shrewd business sense sit among them.

James was handed it all multiple times throughout life, and he fucked it up every step of the way. @bossmanpeterson compared him to Icarus, and that fits, but I would compare him to Odysseus; Mald's constant bad choices don't just affect him, they affect the people he leads. He truly is a Greek tragedy in our modern times.

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lmfao

Edit: Forgot the ban count for today.

Lower than yesterday but not a huge dropoff. Mald has stayed relatively quiet so this seems natural. I'm sure if that cat video makes the rounds, his ban count will shoot back up.

 

[Facom]

Imagine you work for a "game development" company, and your boss can only communicate with you via a livestream that you HAVE to be watching during all working hours, and he always starts his dumb request/question/problem with "heyyyyyy, jakeeeeee"

Reminiscent of

Heyyyyy Jakeeee, I'm gonna need you to stay up fixing bugs tonight.... Mkayyy?.... Ohhhhhh your other job? Yeahhhh... Some YAMLLLLLL files I changed today didn't quite pan outttttt.... So I'll see you in the morningggg.... Thanksss

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Imagine you work for a "game development" company, and your boss can only communicate with you via a livestream that you HAVE to be watching during all working hours, and he always starts his dumb request/question/problem with "heyyyyyy, jakeeeeee"

Honestly, out of all the "heeeeeey Jake"'s, the most terrifying is "hey Jake, I have an idea". The "idea guys" are bad enough, but this fag is not only a retarded furry, but Jaaaaaaake's boss as well. He's also very gay. After editing this shit together I'm fully convinced Mald either already fucked Jaaaaaaake, or really wants to

 

[loosebladder]

Imagine you work for a "game development" company, and your boss can only communicate with you via a livestream that you HAVE to be watching during all working hours, and he always starts his dumb request/question/problem with "heyyyyyy, jakeeeeee"

Reminiscent of

Heyyyyy Jakeeee, I'm gonna need you to stay up fixing bugs tonight.... Mkayyy?.... Ohhhhhh your other job? Yeahhhh... Some YAMLLLLLL files I changed today didn't quite pan outttttt.... So I'll see you in the morningggg.... Thanksss

imagine being the backbone of an entire operation and then your boss talks to you like youre a glorified Alexa and your contributions are constantly diminished in the face of that as well

 

[itogi]

Too big for PreserveTube, local:

 

[MightBeJoel]

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"Hey Jake, can you fuck me in the ass please?"

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

He only talks about his granny in terms of wanting her to see what HE ACHIEVED and what HE HAS. Saar let's assume for a minute you are a sociopath, saar.

 

[Forklift Certified]

"Hey Jake, can you fuck me in the ass please?"

A boolean shaped gnome blocking my access request, can you grab out from your code cave for a sec ?

 

[ArisenShitman]

lmfao

Worked 7+ Years in QA by the way.

 

[Mio Naganohara]

[Video wining about "reddit"]

So it went from first week of the month, to monthly updates, now it's "monthly updates, or at least communication on it", what a god damn clown.

Kind of like "what khronos did was weird but if I did something wrong I'd be banned, and I'm not, so ", he is ALWAYS shifting the goalposts (and shifting the blame).

Worked 7+ Years in QA by the way.

Mald seems to have a unique knack for not gaining skill no matter how many years he pours into anything (except for deflecting and mental gymnastics, he really does some politician-tier gaslighting)

 

[Random Troll]

He only talks about his granny in terms of wanting her to see what HE ACHIEVED and what HE HAS. Saar let's assume for a minute you are a sociopath, saar.

He wants his grandma to visit so she can see him putting a ferret up his ass, all while she gets flashbacks to Buchenwald.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Jason failed such a basic test of empathy. A hungry cat is asking for food, Jason knows this, and he refuses to feed the cat out of sheer spite, and possibly malice. If the faggot can't be bothered to feed a cat i doubt he's taking good care of the ferrets in his "rescue."

"Why aren't you feeding the cat, Jason?"

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

Apparently his "paid staff™" don't clean the ferret cages of poop for at least 12 hours. Gross, especially given how frequently these things shit(~3-4 hours after eating).

I still find it absolutely insane that they have carpet floor there and not vinyl/tile/anything other shit&piss proof

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Not saying you are suggesting hes innocent, but this seems unlikely. Hes lived with the pooner for a while along with the cat, and seemed perplexed by the cats behavior enough to investigate.

My reply was not about Jason, just answering the general question.
Not everybody who ignores a cat's begging is cruel, and not every begging pet should have their whims granted. It could mess with training or medical stuff and actually be bad for the pet.
Sometimes guests don't get it and feed our cat because she begs, which messes with her strict feeding schedule and medications + makes it so she will scream at ANY guest. It's infuriatingly inconsiderate.

For Jason it's just him being a narcissistic asshole, @Lvkester Endorser explained that specific brand of domestic abuse perfectly. He has to take it as yet another opportunity to humiliate his wife in front of an audience and punish her for not having done a chore.
The healthy thing would've been sending her a text "should I feed the cat?"