Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Folgers Can]

Rekieta is in the Pretty Anti Social Podcast chat.
ETA: Grabbed what I could.

Nick doesn't have time to do his CLE's he is way to busy in chat arguing and sperging at anyone not already blocked

some more from the Pretty Antisocial stream

The remainder for posterity, in case anyone can stand that much random-access humor:



He claims in there that he'll "probably" stream tonight, so take that as confirmation that he won't.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Visual representation of how Nick perceives Aaron:

"Your Honor, Aaron is uniquely trained and highly motivated - a specialist without equal - immune to any countermeasures. There is no secret he cannot extract, no security he cannot breach, no person he cannot become, no goo he won't eat.

He has most likely anticipated this very conversation and is waiting to strike in whatever direction we move. Sir, Aaron is the living manifestation of destiny - and he has made me his mission."

 

[RotPockets]

HE ATE THE GOO OF THE GODLESS

HE PREENS!
HE SEETHES!
HE FEASTS ON HEATHEN SEED!

 

[Oxyjen]

It's very simple. Nick could never make Kayla cum. Aaron could. (As well as about 1800 men at Hedonism II, that hobo in the Mall of America parking structure, Q, Drexel, half the football team in college, the masseuse with the groupons, Captain Kirk...)

Come on now buddy, that’s getting a little far fetched.

Half the football team?

 

[not william stenchever]

Captain Kirk

Don't be silly, she's a Captain Sisko kind of woman.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

Imagine you pick a guy to fuck your wife and then it turns out he's an atheist! Awkward!
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Better a nonbeliever than a heretic.
2 Peter 2:1-3

But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them—bringing swift destruction on themselves. Many will follow their depraved conduct and will bring the way of truth into disrepute. In their greed these teachers will exploit you with fabricated stories. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping.

Galatians 1:8-9

But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God’s curse! As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let them be under God’s curse!

Jude 1:4

For certain individuals whose condemnation was written about long ago have secretly slipped in among you. They are ungodly people, who pervert the grace of our God into a license for immorality and deny Jesus Christ our only Sovereign and Lord.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Youtube clipper "So Thorough Joe Burrow" made an amusing clip of Melton chimping out in frustration because he's currently forced to tiptoe around alogging Aaron's anniversary show.

Spoiler: Local Archive

I have a local archive but its not fucking uploading

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Come on now buddy, that’s getting a little far fetched.

Half the football team?

Can't score on defense.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

That clip with Nick talking about how he wants his "pro-sober" community service to mean being a designated driver for drunks is some true galaxy brain shit. Like holy fuck, his brain is fried.

At first glance, that choice seems particularly odd when you consider how many times he's complained about having to drive his KEEEDZ around.
I guess he just really hates his kids.

The only thoughts in his head now are about Aaron, cock, and cum, usually at the same time.

And how much he misses cocaine.

 

[Swole McPole]

Imagine you pick a guy to fuck your wife and then it turns out he's an atheist! Awkward!

Do you think Nick tried to get Aaron to pray with him before he ate his goo?

 

[BathTubShine]

>ruh roh, rhaggy, AA-RON IS IN TROUBLE!!111!
>talking about HRO against Pedolton is defamation

Holy shit this junkie has really totally lost it

Keep Xeething and Xhatting, please. This milk is so good cuck faggot.

 

[johnnynoname]

Youtube clipper "So Thorough Joe Burrow" made an amusing clip of Melton chimping out in frustration because he's currently forced to tiptoe around alogging Aaron's anniversary show.

Spoiler: Local Archive

I have a local archive but its not fucking uploading

"Melton doesn't always do shows about aaron"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick is a true Christian believer, which is why he fed millions of his unborn children to the stud mounting his wife.

xoxo Nicky

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Also, why does everything "important" about Nick relate to cum and his relation to it? Men ITT, please explain.

Nick is a gay cuck who has always lacked the courage to be honest about his homosexuality. Aaron rebuffed his sexual advances, inflicting the most severe narcissistic wound Nick has ever suffered. Nick will never recover from this. Until he dies, he will spend his days fixating on Aaron, discussing Aaron’s dick, and seething about the fact that his entire sham life has been revealed as a charade by a dork like Aaron fucking Imholte, who Nick still loves and misses. Engaging in nonstop conversation about Aaron keeps Nick in a relationship with Aaron, which is all Nick has ever wanted.

 

[johnnynoname]

To anyone looking in, Aaron's just a boring washed nobody, a radio shockjock trope that should have been dead more than a decade ago.

I want people to watch this clip, and seriously ask themselves if this man is capable of creating "I WANT THIS MAN DEAD" levels of seethe from his alogs

it's like, he's not even that cringe.....i mean- he sucks but it's not anything omega level

there are people in r/steeltoeboring who want aaron literally dying.........fucking really?

I don't know who said it on here but if it wasn't for his connection to rikieta, his thread wouldn't haven't even made it out of Prospering grounds

 

[Folgers Can]

Nick rekieta - legal genius unlicensed lawyer - is saying that Aaron can be sued for defamation by MAPton, because when Aaron disclosed the HRO existed against MAPton, that PROVES that Aaron made the HRO filing for the specific purpose of defaming MAPton through the filing.

This isn't quite "muh wadduhmahrk", it's more "dead to rights on the felony". Nick is the dumbest, blackest gorilla nigger I've ever seen. He is pants on head retarded. ...
It goes like this - Aaron is a Machiavellian mastermind evil genius. He filed the HRO against Nick and filled it with lies, knowing that Nick would not be able to resist telling everyone about the HRO which would lead MNPR to go to the courthouse and get the documents, publish them, and therefore publicize Aaron's defamation.

He was even smarter with Melton. Aaron is always 2 steps ahead, you see, and he knew Melton would be less likely to announce to the world that the Toe had successfully gotten a (temporary ex-parte) HRO against him. But everyone already knew about Nick's, and thus knew Aaron was capable of deceiving the courts to violate peoples' first amendment rights. So when MAPton stopped talking about Aaron, people got suspicious. And about a week later, Aaron nonchalantly mentioned he'd gotten an HRO against Melton. That lead to MNPR to go to the courthouse, get the documents, and publish them thereby publicizing Aaron's dastardly defamation against Aaron to the whole world.

That all proves that the HRO's were made specifically to spread the LIES of the EVIL and CONNIVING Aaron Imholte, opening him up to legal liability.

Except that Aaron only mentioned the existence of an HRO and didn't elaborate about it publicly. And, without that elaboration he couldn't have used any of the claims or insinuations in the HRO to make defamatory statements.

He didn't even suggest for people to read the HRO or even post it.

It's even dumber than you think. Let's assume right out of the gate that everything about this Machiavellian plot is 100% true, proving that Aaron not only abused the court system solely as a conduit through which to disseminate defamatory statements, but also did so with blatant malice. That's all well and good, but what difference does any of it make when even defamatory and malicious statements pertaining or referring to the subject matter of the court proceeding in which they are uttered are afforded absolute privilege in Minnesota just as they are, well, pretty much fucking anyplace where English is a first language?


Matthis v. Kennedy, 243 Minn. 219, 225-226 (Minn. 1954).

B-b-but surely one can give Nick the benefit of the doubt and assume he was operating under the common misconception that this privilege only applies to witness testimony in an actual trial or evidentiary hearing, and wouldn't apply to a sworn petition commencing the action, right? No, fuck that, don't give him an inch:


Id. at 227-228.

We're not talking about some abstruse change in the past few years that a guy understandably might miss without catching up on his backlog of CLEs - this is basic, hornbook stuff going back to the horse-and-buggy days. No, even earlier than that, more like when the judges were still wearing wigs. No, even earlier than that, more like when they still spelled wigs with an h. And still it never crossed his mind as a potential issue. How the FUCK is anyone still tuning in for even so much as this mongoloid's "translating the legal world to layperson [sic]," whether practicing or not?

Lord, what I wouldn't give to have been a fly on the wall during all the late-night calls and DM chains between him and MAPton giving unlicensed advice like this, which surely will have continued unabated before, during, and after the Barneswalker's period of at least nominal "representation." Please, MAPton, please follow every last bit of unlicensed advice that Nick ever gave, I beg you. Then when it all goes south to the point of even eating gigantic sanction awards like Vic Mignogna did, we could see the funniest arc yet of MAPton himself dropping into the mail the bar complaint, police report, and probation violation report for the literal crime of which he is a victim. I can't wait.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Don't be silly, she's a Captain Sisko kind of woman.

I mean, she hasn't met Avery Brooks IRL (to my knowledge), but she has met...

 

[RotPockets]

it's like, he's not even that cringe.....i mean- he sucks but it's not anything omega level

He would’ve been considered the “based vice principal”, warning you about smoking under the bleachers, since Nick Rekieta was spotted lurking around sniffing where the cheerleaders sit.

 

[not william stenchever]

I mean, she hasn't met Avery Brooks IRL (to my knowledge), but she has met...
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She did try to turn Nick straight...

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

She did try to turn Nick straight...

...and failed miserably.