The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

Here's what working with Americans is like at a programming company:
>They submit clean, working code
>You occasionally have a gay autistic fight over some obscure shit that no1curr about
>everything is fine

Here's what working with Germans and Europeans is like at a programming company:
>They submit clean, working code
>There's always one word they absolutely positively just cannot say but it's fine
>They have a week where they never shut up about some shitty war they lost 800 years ago and are still butthurt about
>everything is fine

Here's what working with Chinese is like at a programming company:
>I CANNA UNDASTAND YUU!
>NO COMPILE CODE! FUCK U! CODE NOT WOLKING! FUCK U!
>Oh solly I see message, I do thing, code wolking now
>after 2 weeks of FUCK U and NOT WOLKING, they start to write clean working code
>they tend to use ching-chong variable names, but meh, it works
>somehow they never say a word about MUH SHITTY ANCIENT CULTURE despite being old civilization

Here's what working with Muslims is like at a programming company:
>Hello, I couldn't do anything Tuesday, my country is at war and we lost power
>>HR: OH, TIME TO GET SOCIAL CREDIT POINTS, I FEEL SO BAD FOR U! WANT TO FUCK THE COMPANY UP? WE CAN MAKE EXCEPTION FOR U SO I CAN APPEAR TRENDY AT COMPANY!
>No I need to earn money so I can eat
>Stops logging in one day because house was bombed

Here's what working with Niggers is like at a programming company:
...Um... black people don't code. At all. They can barely figure out how to get on the internet. Lul

Here's what working with Slavs is like at a programming company:
>They use slav variable names and write mostly clean working code
>they tend to use early 2000s programming styles that became a meme (like using php without a framework and writing your own faggy MV* one by hand that doesn't work)
>You ask them to stop and they do
>They act like a gay tough guy about everything but they will do it

Here's what working with Indians is like at a programming company:
>>HR: RAQUESH JUST STREET SHIT INTO THE CODE BUT WE HAVE TO ALLOW IT BECAUSE IT'S THEIR CULTURE ALSO IF YOU SAY HIS CODE DOESN'T WORK, YOU ARE A RACIST
>Yis, submit code, yis :-)
>>OUR POINTS IN JIRA ARE DOWN AND JIRA TELLS ME THAT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T DONE ANY TICKETS THIS WEEK ARE INDIANS...
>>...JIRA MUST BE RACIST
(Huge explosion in background)
>>CALM DOWN EVERYONE CALM DOWN! THE EXPLOSION PROBLEM IS A KNOWN ISSUE, WE'RE HIRING MORE INDIANS TO FIX THE EXPLOSION PROBLEM, IF YOU POINT OUT THEY CAUSED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU ARE RACIST
>>WE HAVE TO ALLOW EVERYTHING INDIANS DO BECAUSE OF THEIR SHITTY CULTURE AND EVERYTHING HAS TO GO THROUGH ME FOREVER oh shit I just got a job offer at somewhere new bye faggots I am off to some new evil white company where I will hire more shitty indians so I can win more social credit points that I can't cash in because they don't exist
>3 weeks pass
>>>Owner/CEO/Higher Ups: Colleagues, I am informed Anon Whiteman just pulled all-nighters for 3 weeks and did the equivalent of 600 combined months' worth of indian "work" to get us back on track, otherwise we would have tanked the new project and gone under
>>>Should we promote him?
>>>What the fuck, are you racist?
 
Going to put some more stories of working with the lot.

I work for a major financial conglomerate and due to reporting requirements (we have regular audits from the country the HQ is based in as well as local supervisory authorities and American ones due to how we operate) so for a long time we had hard cutoffs to make sure cash cleared, client tasks were completed, and all cheques balanced at the end of each month. We had a junior analyst who was from a Punjabi family (born here but odd guy, he told me his dad stole his student loan money so he had to borrow his tuition sub-prime) that was consistently late in getting his tasks done in time for the cutoff and ever month we'd have to be working to 8 - 12 covering for him so everything was cleared. Every month our boss would ask him if he needed help early on because he had a large backlog and she was worried it wouldn't get done. Every month it very clearly wouldn't get done on time hence why we had to cover for him. One month he was particularly late (he had over 300 tasks outstanding one week before cutoff and as the senior I even told him he really needed to get working on it but he insisted he would get it all done on time) and this month was particularly bad so this time nobody could cover for him (this was the start of covid and we had to balance working from home teething issues with work). My boss the very next day had to go in front of the c-suites and explain why tens of millions of dollars was not cleared and over 100 tasks were outstanding after the cutoff when she insisted everything would get done (she believed him) and was so humiliated she fired him that same day. He later told me that the reason he was late because he was interviewing for another company and doing their pre-interview assignments on company time. He had also done other things like having an argument with our VP in a strategy meeting over terminology and despite him being a very calm and patient man he looked like he was about to start screaming which is why I assume him getting fired was approved so quickly.

Another incident has us plotting how we model a client's data and it needed to be updated. This task was delegated to an Indian co-worker (who has the client's account) but it was consistently late so we had a meeting to get it moved forward. He then claimed that the work couldn't get done because I didn't disable a special control in the testing environment for this client, only for me to respond with "this control was never enabled for this client" and show the list of clients it was enabled for. We then asked him for the error log to see what happened but he couldn't find it. After 15 minutes of back and forth, we realized he just took a screenshot when it was going through that activity (which it would simply bypass it because it only triggers for certain client) and decided to use it as an excuse. The real reason it failed was because he was testing in an environment that was retired two months before we gave him the task and he should have known it was retired because us switching our data warehouse was a major event that we had multiple meetings to cover.


Sometimes I bully pajeets on Omegle knockoffs with a voice chat function. It's hilarious to hear them say things like "Saar, I am from Italy saar. I am an Italian", for some reason pajeets think they can larp as Italians. Why? They're already larping as koreans, which the accent immediately failing the larp.

Whenever I get spam calls and texts from Indians, I just reply with "a morte il frocio vishnu" (death to the fag vishnu) to throw them off balance and pretend like I can't speak English (my Italian is English-accented so actual Italian speakers would easily be able to tell my first language is English). One time I even got replies in bad French.
 
then that Jeet comedian fucked it up by trying leftist race card crap against them and forced them to remove Apu from the Simpsons out of spite
I think "Apu protected Indians' reputation" is just a meme. Relatable Indian characters had been a trend for a while. Apu was no more of a bulwark than Kumar Patel, or Baljeet Tjinder, or Sally Bollywood. Social media exposing the truth to the world was inevitable.
 
I think "Apu protected Indians' reputation" is just a meme. Relatable Indian characters had been a trend for a while. Apu was no more of a bulwark than Kumar Patel, or Baljeet Tjinder, or Sally Bollywood. Social media exposing the truth to the world was inevitable.
Half-true. Apu was a byproduct of most people not knowing a lot about Indians outside of the ones they saw in 7-11, Curry, Scammers and Harold and Kumar. Before then, no one really knew anything about Indians and Apu being a loved character helped their view. The thing that helped Indians out was just not knowing anything about it. Also now there is a narrative that Pewdiepie is so racist that he made people hate Indians even more than people just doing their own research
 
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Jeet related? I would say yes.
 
Half-true. Apu was a byproduct of most people not knowing a lot about Indians outside of the ones they saw in 7-11, Curry, Scammers and Harold and Kumar. Before then, no one really knew anything about Indians and Apu being a loved character helped their view. The thing that helped Indians out was just not knowing anything about it. Also now there is a narrative that Pewdiepie is so racist that he made people hate Indians even more than people just doing their own research
Selection bias is real. The million or two pajeets that made it to America were an elite core of their best and brightest which is why they have a reputation for being math geniuses and entrepreneurs rather than the street shitting fecaloids that the average pajeet is.
 
I was looking forward to trying out this new cafe that opened near my work. Walked in and noticed it was staffed entirely by pajeetas. I turned around and took my business elsewhere.

I know it's been said here before, but never patronize businesses that rely on indian labour. They use H1Bs/TFWs to avoid paying proper wages, undercutting the working class, and they deliver a substandard product. These businesses deserve to fail.

Real india haters will protest with their wallets! (and if you're working for one of these companies... it's time to quit.)
 
My first encounter with concentrated Jeets instead of a couple of random doctor’s kids was at a midwestern school whose initials and common name was the same as a prestigious Indian university and so it filled with Jeets.

I had the misfortune of living in a building with maybe 50 of them and maybe 5 times that number at the dining hall. Walking around, they would always violate your personal space, do the kind of shoulder bumps that would start a fight in high school, they would use the microwave leaving a layer of sickly yellow curry residue and a burnt curry shit smell inside adn throughout the kitchen. The BO stink was inhuman. They spoke, or pretended to speak no English, which made it seem weird as to how they were pursuing their degrees. They would be up at all hours yelling on their calls back to India. The smell emanating from their rooms was much more foul than even the one of the fat kid who peed in the shower.

I told my mom that I’m not racist against anyone, which was mostly true then, but I cannot fucking stand the Indians and their entire bugslime existence. She seemed less shocked than I expected.

Jeets were my first red pill.
 
Selection bias is real. The million or two pajeets that made it to America were an elite core of their best and brightest which is why they have a reputation for being math geniuses and entrepreneurs rather than the street shitting fecaloids that the average pajeet is.
Elite and upper-middle-class Indians are different compared to most of the slop coming nowadays. Lived in high-end neighborhoods. Worked in fields like IT, Engineering, and Doctors before the influx of H1B types or owned stores like 7-11/McDonald's (usually cash cows depending on location). Spoke proper English. Kids either went to good public schools, private schools, or later top 10 colleges. When it was small amounts and lack of normies going online, most people didn't know or care. But since the subcontinent is 99% flith and the rest are coming over, its over for their reputation
 
 
Elite and upper-middle-class Indians are different compared to most of the slop coming nowadays. Lived in high-end neighborhoods. Worked in fields like IT, Engineering, and Doctors before the influx of H1B types or owned stores like 7-11/McDonald's (usually cash cows depending on location). Spoke proper English. Kids either went to good public schools, private schools, or later top 10 colleges. When it was small amounts and lack of normies going online, most people didn't know or care. But since the subcontinent is 99% flith and the rest are coming over, its over for their reputation
Once you get below the upper middle class it gets REALLY bad really fast. The scary part is the actual poor jeets havent made it over yet, its still mostly the well to do. 90% of Indias consumer spending is done by 10% of its population so their educated middle and upper class is extremely tiny. Weve only scratched the surface.
 
Elite and upper-middle-class Indians are different compared to most of the slop coming nowadays. Lived in high-end neighborhoods. Worked in fields like IT, Engineering, and Doctors before the influx of H1B types or owned stores like 7-11/McDonald's (usually cash cows depending on location). Spoke proper English. Kids either went to good public schools, private schools, or later top 10 colleges. When it was small amounts and lack of normies going online, most people didn't know or care. But since the subcontinent is 99% flith and the rest are coming over, its over for their reputation
don’t care anymore, a jeet is a jeet. They went from Asian to Somali in one generation. I’m American so I mean yellow.
 
don’t care anymore, a jeet is a jeet. They went from Asian to Somali in one generation. I’m American so I mean yellow.
No, i agree. That Idea of an Indian is long gone. Those street food videos one-shotted their credibility. India is 3rd world, but Somalia is 5th world at this point
 
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