Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

this is basic, hornbook stuff going back to the horse-and-buggy days. No, even earlier than that, more like when the judges were still wearing wigs. No, even earlier than that, more like when they still spelled wigs with an h. And still it never crossed his mind as a potential issue. How the FUCK is anyone still tuning in for even so much as this mongoloid's "translating the legal world to layperson [sic]," whether practicing or not?

Despite my many criticisms, I still hold a small glimmer of hope for Aaron entirely because Nick's fated and foretold ability to completely misapply law and force his counsel into dogshit strategies.

Again, tiny chance, nothing ever happens, but once in a blue moon, we get shit like Nick's disastrous sentencing, where he got like 3x the recommended punishment.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

...and failed miserably.

Some things are simply not possible. You'll successfully divide by 0 before Nick isn't a faggot.

 

[AnOminous]

Despite my many criticisms, I still hold a small glimmer of hope for Aaron entirely because Nick's fated and foretold ability to completely misapply law and force his counsel into dogshit strategies.

Not going to get too hopeful but never underestimate Nick's ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

He should really just do a bunch of heroin and drink a lot. First, he might die and improve the world, but more importantly for him, if he's so fucking wasted he can't even stream, there's less likelihood of doing something that will basically prove that the HRO is there for a reason and needs to be turned into a straight up injunction, pending further litigation or otherwise.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Not going to get too hopeful but never underestimate Nick's ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

He should really just do a bunch of heroin and drink a lot. First, he might die and improve the world, but more importantly for him, if he's so fucking wasted he can't even stream, there's less likelihood of doing something that will basically prove that the HRO is there for a reason and needs to be turned into a straight up injunction, pending further litigation or otherwise.

"Your honor, may former gay lover is actually my husband by common law marriage, he can therefore not testify against me. I am a common law scholar."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact Nick hasn’t streamed since today’s hearing was postponed is funny. He loves shooting his mouth off for his hugbox. I hope he’s as scared as he’s acting.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

As I was trying to find a pic of Vic sans shirt from Star Trek Continues, I ran some stuff through chatgpt. I threw in as a lark

"How about some Vic Lasagna facts"

Spoiler: AI Sloppa

AI slop below:

ChatGPT said:​

Ah yes, Vic “Lasagna” Mignogna—the nickname born of internet mockery and meme lore. If you're diving into the absurd and the factual, here’s a balanced plate of both real-world and internet-fueled “Vic Lasagna” facts, served hot:

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Vic “Lasagna” Mignogna Facts (With Sauce)​

Real Vic Mignogna Facts (The Alfredo Truth)​

• Voice acting claim to fame: Best known for voicing Edward Elric in Fullmetal Alchemist and FMA: Brotherhood.
• Star Trek Continues: Vic not only starred as Captain Kirk but also directed and co-produced this fan-made continuation of the original series. It’s lauded for its high production values.
• Musical background: He’s a trained singer and composer. He’s released Christian rock albums and composed music for video games and anime cons.
• Convention presence: For years, he was a huge draw on the anime con circuit—until he wasn’t (more below).

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The "Lasagna" Meme (The Spicy Drama)​

• The nickname “Vic Lasagna” originated as a mocking mispronunciation of his last name—Mignogna, which many pronounce incorrectly anyway.
• It became heavily used in YouTube commentary and Kiwi Farms threads during and after the #KickVic controversy.
• In online slang, “Lasagna” became shorthand for the parody version of Vic—one part anime convention mythos, one part messy spaghetti.

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Legal Pasta​

• In 2019, Vic filed a defamation lawsuit against Funimation, Monica Rial, Jamie Marchi, and Ron Toye over allegations of sexual misconduct. The case was dismissed and failed on appeal.
• The lawsuit—and the online war that followed—ignited the KickVic and IStandWithVic camps, resulting in years of flamewars, YouTube grift, and one particularly greasy law livestreamer (Nick Rekieta) who tried to meme “Lasagna Law” into existence.

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Cultural Side Dishes​

• Fans used to refer to his “hug lines” at cons—he’d hug hundreds of people—but critics turned this into evidence of inappropriate boundary-pushing.
• Vic is also known for his Christian faith, which he references often in interviews and at events.
• He’s been involved in fan dubs, church performances, and self-published devotionals.

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Would You Like to Clean That Plate?​

If you're looking for:

• Screencaps from Star Trek Continues? Got you.
• More "Lasagna Law" lore? I can serve that piping hot.

Just say how cheesy you want it.

The fun part:
The lawsuit—and the online war that followed—ignited the KickVic and IStandWithVic camps, resulting in years of flamewars, YouTube grift, and one particularly greasy law livestreamer (Nick Rekieta) who tried to meme “Lasagna Law” into existence.
(End AI Slop)

 

[AnOminous]

The fact Nick hasn’t streamed since today’s hearing was postponed is funny. He loves shooting his mouth off for his hugbox. I hope he’s as scared as he’s acting.

I like that he's fearing that Aaron has another lawyer. It's possible, but it seems just as likely that Aaron's actually flat broke. Nick, being the obsessed lunatic he is, may have reason to think Aaron has another lawyer, in which case I'm wrong, but I have no information that suggests that, and writing an "I'm a poor little retard" letter with handwriting on it, after his lawyer flat out dumped him on paper, does not suggest that.

(Obviously if this is the vexlit-adjacent trick of "firing" your lawyer just to delay the case, we'll know at some point.)

Nick, though, is clearly malding for some reason.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Not saying the bait worked, but:


Link / archive

 

[Schpoots]

Imagine the seethe if aarons the new lawyer was hardin.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine the seethe if aarons the new lawyer was hardin.

Hardin signing up as Aaron’s attorney would not be the best optics for his bodycam case against Kandiyohi County.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Hardin signing up as Aaron’s attorney would not be the best optics for his bodycam case against Kandiyohi County.

Wouldn't matter. Hardin's case is against the County not Rekieta. Different county for this Aaron stuff.

 

[AnOminous]

Not saying the bait worked, but:

Not saying I love that schvartze Candace Owens but I love that schvartze Candace Owens.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wouldn't matter. Hardin's case is against the County not Rekieta. Different county for this Aaron stuff.

I said optics.

Not saying I love that schvartze Candace Owens but I love that schvartze Candace Owens.

She’s a retard and a shameless liar. Of course Aaron’s a fan.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I said optics.


She’s a retard and a shameless liar. Of course Aaron’s a fan.

The courts that will actually decide this (the appeals court) won't care about this entire retarded situation. The hicks already hate Hardin so it doesn't matter at this point. If Hardin wins it will be at the appeals level.

 

[Smug Bug]

More evidence for my "Nick is Aaron's Black Lodge doppelganger" schizo theory. They even have their hair tendrils on opposite sides!

Nick, that's the Balldo cutting off circulation. You really gotta take that thing off before you get zooted on whippits. I know gooning to Steel Toe is part of your morning routine, but you're gonna accidentally castrate yourself.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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The face of sober, satisfied and successful.

 

[AnOminous]

The face of sober, satisfied and successful.

The face of cuckoldry. The face of looking into the eyes of the Reaper as you die alone.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The face of cuckoldry. The face of looking into the eyes of the Reaper as you die alone.

The face of being both cucked and sexually rejected by Aaron fucking Imholte.

 

[john marston]

Good idea

Why? Because your daughter preferred Aaron's bowl of Spaghetti'Os over YOUR "nose candy"?

The face of sober, satisfied and successful.

Aaron is looking kind of like a potato in that photo

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Why? Because your daughter preferred Aaron's bowl of Spaghetti'Os over YOUR "nose candy"?

Aaron is looking kind of like a potato in that photo

Aaron looks like a dad who just wants to talk to you about how great the Acolyte was.
Nick looks like something they scrape off the gay bathhouse floor.