Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

[Neil]

Shit they're excited about the weaponized autism of 4chan getting involved

You got our weaponized autism, you got twitter's weaponized autism, you got Youtube's weaponized autism, and now, you got the big daddy autism super power fighting the battle as well.

Good. This is gonna be fuckin lit.

 

[Ruin]

Youtube prank videos are the rectal cancer of the internet.

 

[Barracuda Joe]

Youtube prank videos are the rectal cancer of the internet.

The only metaphor that has been medically proven.

 

[Quijibo69]

Youtube prank videos are the rectal cancer of the internet.

That and a group people standing around talking about nothing videos.

 

[Ruin]

That and a group people standing around talking about nothing videos.

Red letter media?

 

[RK 672]

YellowPages listing for their "company":

If you can't see the picture, the phone number is listed as: (301) 798-3517
https://www.yellowpages.com/ijamsville-md/mip/daddyofive-533505008 (http://archive.is/eguTW)

 

[Shokew]

There ain't nothing funny about this, nor will there ever be. Someone really needs to find these 5 kids another place to live - this ain't no way to ever grow up.

Also, I hope each and every one of these vids are archived - anything to lead to IRL Peter Griffin here being put on trial someday.

 

[Cato]

Sorry, but I thought that the description of a lolcow (and even horrorcows are a subset of them) is as follows:

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs.

There is nothing funny about these people, this is just awful. People like Andrew Peter Carlson and Lucas Werner are bad human beings who do bad things but their insanity and antics are still hilarious. I can't find any amusement in this thread whatsoever and I don't seem to be in the minority there, to say the least...this is just straight up a bunch of videos of child abuse.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Michael lay in the stiff bed provided to him by the nursing home. He hadn't seen any of his children in years, and now spent his days in the uncomfortable bed, totally alone. One day, out of the blue, Cody came to visit. Cody said that he had forgiven Michael for all the abuse, for everything he'd done, for all the tears shed. Just as Michael began to smile for the first time in years, Cody shook his head and said; "It's just a prank bro," before leaving the room.

 

[Quijibo69]

Red letter media?

Nope, I'm talking about Daddy of five and videos like it. RLM has more stuff going on in it.

 

[Cato]

They're just rough-housing around like any normal family and the only people offended by this are ivory-tower liberals who've never set foot in the real world. It's amazing how much seething hatred and contempt you people have for the working class.

Ya we should wait until after people maliciously report him to CPA despite their family doing nothing wrong.

Even by your standards you are trying way too hard to be an edgelord here.

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

Any chance somebody can mirror the videos and replace them in the OP so that we don't give this creep any more views?

 

[Gyro Zeppeli]

Will this backfire on the kids (Cody especially), or will they be too afraid to do anything since the spotlight is on them right now?

 

[Xenomorph]

http://nypost.com/2017/04/17/diabolical-parents-blasted-for-cruel-prank-that-made-son-cry/

They made it to the post. This has gone national.

 

[TheScooper]

Will this backfire on the kids (Cody especially), or will they be too afraid to do anything since the spotlight is on them right now?

They might fucking do another "prank" but it will near death experience

 

[Cake Farts]

I found that video of Cody being kicked

Spoiler: long list of videos

Really nigga? Condoms?

Edit: sorry should've spoilered

 

[Cato]

This episode of Black Mirror sucks.

 

[Xenomorph]

"I love you but I don't like you." - Parent of the year.

http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-news/249345187-story

 

[Lurkman]

Being an idiot and doing stupid shit is one thing, weird fetishes is another.

But abusing children? That is where you cross the line.

He's not a lolcow, he's a monster.

 

[Xenomorph]