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Becky: oh my gosh, doctor, I have been in horrible pain for SEVEN WEEKS.A torn muscle and sciatica are completely different things with completely different causes.
ER doc: oh, ok, what happened?
Becky: I'm POSITIVE I tore this muscle on my leg/back because
ER doc: huh, that shouldn't cause you an issue for seven weeks. Is the pain down one leg? Does it shoot or throb?
Becky: yes! I need opioids! It's sooooooo painful.
ER doc: yeah that is called "sciatica" and it's primarily caused by sitting too much on your ass doing nothing. You need to do light activity like walking and try not to sit too much or it'll get worse.
Becky: (processing) yes, for sure, doctor! I AM the world's bravest smol bean UWU and I'll make sure to sit on my ass and eat doordash pork and lobster until it heals! I can haz painkillers?