eFukt - "Worldstar for White People"

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Should it be in Community Watch?

 

[Polyboros2]

I'm surprised Efuk didn't have a thread. Haven't visited the site in years, it's one of those transition age of the Internet Relics like YTMND and old Cracked.com, so I have a lot of fun memories of watching stuff with friends.

Describing it as a porn site I think it's a bit disingenuous, it's making fun of porn. It's like America's Funniest Home videos of porn.

I remember sitting in a room of friends, laughing my ass off to very racist subtitles to an Asian woman getting sealed up in a vacuum bag.

Good times

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

My favorite video on efukt is the deaf girl who wants to be a porn star

 

[neger psykolog]

Should it be in Community Watch?

Not really, it doesn't even have a comment section so barely qualifies as a community. Though there are some sites similar to it apparently, but it is its own distinct thing.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

But what if...

It wasn't only smells?

Fucking Rocko, there's a vid on there too where the guys tell the chick if it hurts too much to slap Rocko on the thigh and he'll stop. Well she does and Rocko slaps her hand away and keeps going to pound town.

Another classic Rocko moment is "Broken Dreams, Broken Assholes". "I think I break it a little" is a quote I will forever cherish in my heart.

Haven't gone to that website in quite a few years. I think it gave my old computer a virus.

Also loved the vid where chick was crying after getting her face pissed on and Max Hardcore was like, "You saw the videos, what did you think was going to happen?" And the chick was sobbing, "I thought it was like a fake tube with water!"

The ending logo was also a brain worm. Almost sounded like the Rugrats opening. *Whispering* Efukt

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Why don't they get arrested?

Most are either fake or take place in locations where public nudity is allowed (European countries, weird street parades, etc).

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

AHA! I HAVE SEEN ONE TYPO IN THE OP AND I WILL FUCKING REE ABOUT IT!!!!

The "buffalo bill bathsalt adventure" video(the weird porn video filmed inside a refredgeration room, where the dude bends his dick backwards at one point, and the goth girl is saying spiderman spidercan while her mouth is full of cock, all this while death metal is playing in the background) was the first efukt video i ever saw.
There is one website that is pretty much the same as efukt in the "we intend the stuff to be humorous" department. That website being Crazyshit.

oldschool shock sites are kinda gone which have been replaced by gore websites which are used by actual fucking lunatics, judging by the comments and video descriptions by the uploader.
But then again, the owner of Bestgore was probably the fucking worst of them, he would write actual reviews of cartel stuff going indepth.

Kinda surprised that efukt has managed to outlive all the other legends like rotten.com, ogrish, bestgore, and even liveleak.

 

[Media Consumer]

The guy from 1 guy 1 jar was killed in Ukraine iirc. I remember that video being the first thing I saw from that site and I wish it was the last.

The jar from 1 guy 1 jar also died.

 

[Asian tech support]

I remember one where a guy was fucking some girl in the ass and there's this fly buzzing around. He pulls out, the fly goes near her butthole, and he goes back in, shoving the fly into her ass. It might not have panned out exactly like that but it's probably been 13-14 years since someone showed me that. Good times.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I'm getting horrific PTSD flashbacks from seeing the jar thumbnail alone, the pop was enough to scar you for life.
It's still funny is a weird way, how is he not screaming in pain and able to just pull out shards of glass?! To this day it still mystifies me.
Also I believe he's the same guy who pulled the screwdriver out of his japs eye.
Pretty sure efukt was where all the porn bloopers came from, it's weird to see things and instantly know where you originally saw it, similar to the /b/ meme of the guy who blew is head off being posted as sid from iceage which I originally saw on orgrish.
One never forgets the first time they got duped and clicked on hello.jpg and saw a gaping asshole.

 

[BullfrogBill]

eFukt is one of my all time favorite websites. Genuinely some of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life and the hardest I've ever laughed probably.

 

[idkcumiguess]

It's still funny is a weird way, how is he not screaming in pain and able to just pull out shards of glass?! To this day it still mystifies me.

I've always assumed it wasn't the first time it had happened.

 

[Tapeworm Addict]

It warms my heart to see efukt mentioned. Thanks for that blast from the past.
It's funny how the younger people today clutch their pearls at what the younger people back then found funny. When I was a teen on efukt I used to think the things the following generations would find funny would be mind-bogglingly horrific to me the same way efukt would be to my parents, but the tide rolled back.
Kids these days even censor curse words in public now. "Ah" instead of "ass."

 

[trekkor]

I love how everyone has an eFukt video they'll randomly remember 15 years later.

For me, it's the guy who put an entire basketball up his ass. I guess it might've been pumped up while inside of him, but still. How?

 

[BullfrogBill]

I love how everyone has an eFukt video they'll randomly remember 15 years later.

For me, it's the guy who put an entire basketball up his ass. I guess it might've been pumped up while inside of him, but still. How?

There are so many classics on eFukt it's honestly hard to just pick one video to recommend. You can go on their site at any given moment and the front page will be absolutely full of new hilarious classics.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I love how everyone has an eFukt video they'll randomly remember 15 years later.

For me, it's the guy who put an entire basketball up his ass. I guess it might've been pumped up while inside of him, but still. How?

I thought it was an orange soccer ball?

 

[Dean Pentel]

Look for one of the "painal" videos on the site where a woman is using a resistance band to shoot spiky fruit at the asshole of another woman that's tied up bent over. It's way funnier than you might think.

 

[neger psykolog]

There are so many classics on eFukt it's honestly hard to just pick one video to recommend. You can go on their site at any given moment and the front page will be absolutely full of new hilarious classics.

Match made in heaven with this thread reply lol:

Look for one of the "painal" videos on the site where a woman is using a resistance band to shoot spiky fruit at the asshole of another woman that's tied up bent over. It's way funnier than you might think.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Christ, one of the most heinous sites on the entire internet and on which i watched entirely too much content when i was younger Haven't been on it in forever but i remember some videos quite vividly and fondly. That one video of the bukkake shot turning into a bona fide nigger brawl is one for the ages.

Good job on making a thread.

Look for one of the "painal" videos on the site where a woman is using a resistance band to shoot spiky fruit at the asshole of another woman that's tied up bent over. It's way funnier than you might think.

I do remember that one, too. Jesus save me

Edit: Oh snap, the nigger brawl thing is quoted in the OP! Look Gary, there's me!

 

[ModernRenaissanceManchild]

Look for one of the "painal" videos on the site where a woman is using a resistance band to shoot spiky fruit at the asshole of another woman that's tied up bent over. It's way funnier than you might think.

I do remember that one, too. Jesus save me

People of culture, I see. It's one of my favorites also.

Some of the most disgusting shit I've ever seen has been on efukt, but also some of the funniest as well and hopefully this thread will provide the latter especially. In addition I have to mention that I have always loved their editing. It always seems to be on point to make the ridiculous videos that much more fucking funny.