Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

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Which kid is going to shoot up their school first?

  • Cody

    Votes: 997 75.5%
  • Jake

    Votes: 233 17.7%
  • Ryan

    Votes: 28 2.1%
  • Alex

    Votes: 25 1.9%
  • Emma

    Votes: 37 2.8%

  • Total voters
    1,320
WHAT I'VE ARCHIVED:

-Tablet Destruction
-Kid Fight Ends in Bloodshed
-Cody Beats Up Alex
-Kid Starts a Fire
-Finding Cody a New Home
-Dad Throw's Cody's toys Away
-Cody Gets Kicked Out
-Lost Child
-Kid Kills Brother prank (not funny--the parents REALLY GO WAY TOO FAR WITH IT. Apparently, Cody has been heard saying, "I wish i were dead." Instead of modifying their behavior or getting Cody some help, they decide to torture and mock him. Nice work, you pigs.)
-Kid gets a black eye
-Dad SLAMS kid
-Dad blows up on Cody
-Dad Destroys son's DS
-Kid Destroys brother's room
-Dad destroy's sons Xbox One prank
-Alex fights with Dad

YOU'RE WELCOME
 
Hundreds of people enjoyed DaddyOfFive's content and hilarious pranks before the pearl-clutching brigade noticed a thing they didn't like and decided to try and shut it down, but sure I guess we were all just being edgelords in the hopes you'd notice us. It's not at all possible people could ever disagree with you and like things you don't like, it must be edgy bait.

Fuckin snowflakes smh lol
I really don't think now is the time for this mate.

What gets me is they put something like this out and never once see why this is terrible and worse think everyone will be okay with it.
:powerlevel: When I was younger I had a ginger friend we where really close, but his father would yell at him get like angry at him for no reason and he would hit them and sometimes slap him or even punch him and push him on tge ground, but I though that was normal (his father was a nice guy around me) I wouldnt realize it was abuse years later I wished I realized sooner or I would have reported it, so this kinda hits home with me:powerlevel:
 
WHAT I'VE ARCHIVED:

-Tablet Destruction
-Kid Fight Ends in Bloodshed
-Cody Beats Up Alex
-Kid Starts a Fire
-Finding Cody a New Home
-Dad Throw's Cody's toys Away
-Cody Gets Kicked Out
-Lost Child
-Kid Kills Brother prank (not funny--the parents REALLY GO WAY TOO FAR WITH IT. Apparently, Cody has been heard saying, "I wish i were dead." Instead of modifying their behavior or getting Cody some help, they decide to torture and mock him. Nice work, you pigs.)
-Kid gets a black eye
-Dad SLAMS kid
-Dad blows up on Cody
-Dad Destroys son's DS
-Kid Destroys brother's room
-Dad destroy's sons Xbox One prank
-Alex fights with Dad

YOU'RE WELCOME
What I've Archived:
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These fucks managed to never make me wanna be a parent for as long as I live. Right now I'm dreading that Cody's gonna grow up and go full Menendez Brothers on their sorry asses.

We can even call the inevitable movie: "We Need to Talk About Cody".
 
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Heather is crying like a bitch while listening to the livestream from the biological mother, also demanding Mike to "grab the regular camera". Video attached.

This is some top-tier emotional blackmail here. Why the fuck would you play the biological mother's livestream and have the stepmom's crocodile tears for nothing else than to keep the kids controlled. I had a friend like that growing up. It was fucked up. Day finally came when he almost killed his mom with a sock full of Duracell batteries and cracked it over her head. She didn't press charges and he moved out that night and was better for it ever since. Let me tell you, all these posts saying the kid will snap are fucking spot on.
 
This is some top-tier emotional blackmail here. Why the fuck would you play the biological mother's livestream and have the stepmom's crocodile tears for nothing else than to keep the kids controlled. I had a friend like that growing up. It was fucked up. Day finally came when he almost killed his mom with a sock full of Duracell batteries and cracked it over her head. She didn't press charges and he moved out that night and was better for it ever since. Let me tell you, all these posts saying the kid will snap are fucking spot on.
I think the worst of it is how that video was done. You just know the Dad said "okay when Mom cries I want you all to go up to her and hug her ok?"
If he had nothing to be ashamed of why is he deleting all of it?
 
Multiple news stations on TV are talking about these assholes now. I just suddenly heard Cody screaming on the TV and changed the channel to see another news station covering it too. It's already been too late for them to delete some of those videos.
 

I hate to link a Keemstar video but I'm going to make an exception here. At the timestamp I linked, they go on about how we the audience don't see what goes on behind the scenes. I call bullshit. You mean to tell me that a vlog channel wouldn't upload BTS footage of a prank? These parents are whores and they'd upload anything for money but yet they don't upload BTS footage.
 
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