Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

From that other site:

"Found on r/all

Coincidentally the home is two houses down from mine and I even know the shitskins living there!"

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Rick has been telling everyone they're dead on Bluesky for days now.
I unfortunately locked myself out of my account from the first better forum so I can't archive it here for posterity sake, but I just need to say this: whoever posted that pic of the body in the open casket during a wake and baited Pat's "You died here stalker" just fucking annihilated my ribs seconds before I entered an important meeting.

Fuck you, dude.

Love ya.
 
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Btw., the book has been published in Germany
Oh, we know.

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Pat knows how words work.
Patrick, Patrick. Come on. You can be neither for nor against something. You can be neutral or undecided or ambivalent. If I ask you about something you've never heard of, you're not going to be "pro-" or "anti-" it. That is how words work.

Got bored at work and took a trip to the Pig mines.

Dan confesses by proxy ???

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Pat knows how words work.

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Kyle is nervous about going to prison ?

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On the issue of account monetization:

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I wonder what, if anything, Patrick does with his life other than refreshing his notifications on his phone over and over and over and replying to all comers.
 
Oh, we know.

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Patrick, Patrick. Come on. You can be neither for nor against something. You can be neutral or undecided or ambivalent. If I ask you about something you've never heard of, you're not going to be "pro-" or "anti-" it. That is how words work.


I wonder what, if anything, Patrick does with his life other than refreshing his notifications on his phone over and over and over and replying to all comers.
Eat pepperoni and drink booze
 
You know, I will admit I am a johnny-come-lately to the Patrick fandom. The only lolcows I've ever really been invested in are Chris Chan and Russell Greer. But I think I'm finally starting to grasp Patrick's unique appeal. 1) Rather unusually, he's achieved actual success and celebrity as a published author, and 2) his incessant "no, stalker" "enjoy prison" "wait for the knock" declarations go so far beyond anything I've ever encountered before that it seems almost superhuman. It reaches the level of compulsion, and then the level of performance art, and then goes beyond that into some sort of realm of human behavior we haven't invented a name for.

At first, when you encounter Patrick, you think, "Okay, he's some sci-fi writer who gets into fights on Twitter. So what?" It takes a while to grasp the enormity of the task he's set for himself, churning out "no, stalker"s and "enjoy prison"s day after day after day like an assembly line manufacturing model Ts.

Patrick is like someone cursed by the gods. "For raising your hand against Zeus, you are condemned to spend every waking instant getting into pathetic grappling matches on Twitter until the end of time!"

Wrong, child. If you say you like pancakes that means you hate waffles. Your life ended here. Enjoy afterlife.
Wrong as always, stalker. I enjoy both pancakes and waffles. Time to die screaming in a jail cell.
 
You know, I will admit I am a johnny-come-lately to the Patrick fandom. The only lolcows I've ever really been invested in are Chris Chan and Russell Greer. But I think I'm finally starting to grasp Patrick's unique appeal. 1) Rather unusually, he's achieved actual success and celebrity as a published author, and 2) his incessant "no, stalker" "enjoy prison" "wait for the knock" declarations go so far beyond anything I've ever encountered before that it seems almost superhuman. It reaches the level of compulsion, and then the level of performance art, and then goes beyond that into some sort of realm of human behavior we haven't invented a name for.

At first, when you encounter Patrick, you think, "Okay, he's some sci-fi writer who gets into fights on Twitter. So what?" It takes a while to grasp the enormity of the task he's set for himself, churning out "no, stalker"s and "enjoy prison"s day after day after day like an assembly line manufacturing model Ts.

Patrick is like someone cursed by the gods. "For raising your hand against Zeus, you are condemned to spend every waking instant getting into pathetic grappling matches on Twitter until the end of time!"
i feel like that's a lot of lolcows. "I mean what's the big deal about DSP? He's just a guy who sucks a lot at games and begs for money, how does he even have his own subforum?"
 
Pat knows how words work.

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"If you're not anti-Nazi, you are pro-Nazi. That's how words work." JFC, even after all this time the depths of his stupidity still sometimes astound me.

This is why he is on noted Nazi site Twitter and willingly generates ad dollars for Elon Musk, by the way. To fight Nazis on their own turf, not to cede the digital battleground, AND TO POST THE WORLD'S DUMBEST TAKES ABOUT FUCKING AIR BUD!!!

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In other news, scientific study confirms what every rational man already knew: that Trump voters are ontologically evil and there is no act against them which is wrong.

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I saw that earlier, and it's kind of fucking hilarious and very telling that Jackie had never actually thought about what are the challenges specifically faced by black entrepreneurs, and literally had to run to ChatGPT for help.

"Prompt: tell me how I'm being oppressed so I can continue grifting."
 
Oh, we know.

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Patrick, Patrick. Come on. You can be neither for nor against something. You can be neutral or undecided or ambivalent. If I ask you about something you've never heard of, you're not going to be "pro-" or "anti-" it. That is how words work.


I wonder what, if anything, Patrick does with his life other than refreshing his notifications on his phone over and over and over and replying to all comers.

Annoys the other barflies with tales of nazi stalkers, watches mass media 'entertainment' aimed at dullards, eats barslop, guzzles beer.
 
It's the fifth anniversary of the killing of black Trump supporter Bernell Trammell, so people on ONA have been talking about it. It really is interesting how this is the one "crazy" allegation on which Rick never corrects the record, instead simply ignoring all tweets on the topic (at least based on my cursory search).



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I think this can only mean one thing: RICK IS BEING FRAMED BY THE SAME PERSON WHO VANDALIZED HIS SCOOTER!
 
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Patrick is like someone cursed by the gods. "For raising your hand against Zeus, you are condemned to spend every waking instant getting into pathetic grappling matches on Twitter until the end of time!"
Fatfaggotwithbitchtitsyphus.
Wrong as always, stalker. I enjoy both pancakes and waffles. Time to die screaming in a jail cell.
I am sorry you are such a simpleton, stalker. That is not possible. I know the meaning of words. You cannot simply enjoy pancakes and waffles. You must love one and hate the other. Wait quietly for the knock.
 
Man who is legally barred by the state of Wisconsin from contacting his daughter, gloats about three kids losing their dad.

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Far be it from me to give a fuck about some utter retard who willingly went into a meat grinder, but he hasn't actually been killed. As the community note points out, his wife says he's still alive, and there's no source to the contrary other than a single article with no proof (and which has now been corrected).
 
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