Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

April lingered around like a vulture, waiting and hovering over the dying Rekieta marriage. The mooch deserves zero sympathy.

Btw, her 'bestie' Keanu will be in Minnesota this weekend for Steel Toe's anniversary gig, and (I think) the gals will be meeting up separately. If there's to be some feelings a-sharing, Keanu's gotta go full Project Veritas with secret recording (but that's too optimistic; likelier she'll do that to Aaron during the inevitable re-snaking).

April AND Kayla are the unknown witnesses in this disgusting saga. Honestly, I am so fucking tired of searching for any defense for either of them - and I've tried with every feminist bone in my body.

Am I willing to wait? Yes, particularly for Kayla. That road is rough. Will we be here in 3 years when she finally breaks? I don't know. Hotel California, and all that.

April should talk for her story alone. I've pondered who she should talk to. Probably Keanu (I know, I know... but girlfriends are girlfriends and Keanu is a bleeding heart) or Chrissie (UGH). She wouldn't have the guts for KC.

Lastly, ASHLEY - also an unknown quantity. I know you're here, girl. SPEAK. JFC.

How is it this hard to get one of these three women to speak?

 

[AnOminous]

Also I like how he’s trying to stir shit with a twitter reply instead of it being on his main page. Like why dude, is the ODD really that bad?

He doesn't have ODD. That's a diagnosis reserved for children.

When you act like that as an adult, you have Anti-Social Personality Disorder (ASPD). This is what we used to call being a PSYCHO. A SOCIOPATH.

That is what Nick is.

How is it this hard to get one of these three women to speak?

Doesn't anyone remember Dorothy Parker?

"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

And yet, I can't help but sympathise with the way the millionaire trust fund Lothario talked her out of her marriage, completely screwed her out of any settlement with Aaron and then dumped her ass on the street. At some point down the line, April has to realize that Rekieta used her, abused her and then cast her off like a used balldo.

Rekieta continues to engage in damage control regarding April to this day. He will never dare to make any negative remark about her. Notably, he has made negative remarks about “Lady” Rakets before, but he has never dared to make any about April, which alone suggests the amount of leverage April may hold over him. Whether she will one day realize that this narcissist only loves himself and has only ever used her for his own purposes remains to be seen. Most likely, by the time she does, it will be too late. By then, Rekieta will likely be an even more irrelevant figure than he already is now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How is it this hard to get one of these three women to speak?

How is this even a question? Most people do not want to serve up their most excruciating humiliations to an audience — and especially not an audience of trolls.

 

[TexOffender]

Rekieta continues to engage in damage control regarding April to this day. He will never dare to make any negative remark about her. Notably, he has made negative remarks about “Lady” Rakets before, but he has never dared to make any about April, which alone suggests the amount of leverage April may hold over him. Whether she will one day realize that this narcissist only loves himself and has only ever used her for his own purposes remains to be seen. Most likely, by the time she does, it will be too late. By then, Rekieta will likely be an even more irrelevant figure than he already is now.

Think it's possible April may be afraid of Nick suing her and tying her up in legal troubles or something else being the vindictive shit he is. I doubt she's stayed away from everything and didn't seek attention or money (lol $6000) because she loves him and wants his marriage to survive.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Apparently Nick wasn't lying about Judge Pussy Liquor. She's been suspended.

Law Thread 'Minnesota Board of Judicial Standards filed formal complaint against Judge Fischer of Kandiyohi County'

Thursday at 11:42 PM

Minnesota judge faces formal misconduct complaint​

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Don Haney
Jul 24, 2025 | 8:51 AM

WILLMAR, Minn. (KFGO) – The Minnesota Board on Judicial Standards has filed a formal complaint with the Minnesota Supreme Court against District Court Judge Jennifer K. Fischer of Kandiyohi County, citing misconduct and retaliation.
The complaint alleges Fischer violated a 2023 disciplinary agreement by retaliating against colleagues and attorneys who had cooperated in a prior investigation. She’s accused of filing baseless complaints, making...

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https://kfgo.com/2025/07/24/minnesota-judge-faces-formal-misconduct-complaint/

 

[Folgers Can]

The manatees pussied out of the Ralphamale interview, after being told that Ethan Ralph orally raped a woman and admitted to JessiePS it was the best sex he had and still thinks about it to this day.

Friendly reminder to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING seeing now that, unless Twitter is just being glitchy across multiple browsers on multiple devices, it would appear that the manatees went out of their way to delete each and every single solitary reference to Ethan Ralph from their twitter from the initial stream announcement on down, with everything but the above cancellation now surviving only in archives:


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Why on earth would they even bother trying to hide this shit? At least three scenarios come to mind for starters:

1. "That's slander, bish! You'd best take that down off your twitter or you can kiss my good friend Nick's juicy exclusive scoops goodbye! He MADE yew, bish!"

2. "Ew, this wifebeating rapist revenge pornographer sounds toxic for our brand." "Yeah ick, just take it down, surely nobody saw it in eight hours." "Streisand Effect? What's that?"

3. "What's that, Frank? Um ackshually, the order never specifically states I can't send DMs lining up my self-declared pitbull's appearance on some journalists' show to go after Aaron by proxy, that's their own First Amendment right and- huh? What's that? All right, all right, relax, I'll have them shut it down, it'll be like it never happened."


Any other theories?

 

[Vibralldo]

Any other theories?

"Why are you going after Ralph? He's a good guy and my friend!"

 

[thebigdream]

Apparently Nick wasn't lying about Judge Pussy Liquor. She's been suspended.

Law Thread 'Minnesota Board of Judicial Standards filed formal complaint against Judge Fischer of Kandiyohi County'

Thursday at 11:42 PM

Minnesota judge faces formal misconduct complaint​

Fargo, ND, USA / The Mighty 790 KFGO | KFGO
Don Haney
Jul 24, 2025 | 8:51 AM

WILLMAR, Minn. (KFGO) – The Minnesota Board on Judicial Standards has filed a formal complaint with the Minnesota Supreme Court against District Court Judge Jennifer K. Fischer of Kandiyohi County, citing misconduct and retaliation.
The complaint alleges Fischer violated a 2023 disciplinary agreement by retaliating against colleagues and attorneys who had cooperated in a prior investigation. She’s accused of filing baseless complaints, making...

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https://kfgo.com/2025/07/24/minnesota-judge-faces-formal-misconduct-complaint/

Rack it up, another Balldo W. He just needs a measly 10,000 more to unfuck his wife

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Apparently Nick wasn't lying about Judge Pussy Liquor. She's been suspended.

Law Thread 'Minnesota Board of Judicial Standards filed formal complaint against Judge Fischer of Kandiyohi County'

Thursday at 11:42 PM

Minnesota judge faces formal misconduct complaint​

Fargo, ND, USA / The Mighty 790 KFGO | KFGO
Don Haney
Jul 24, 2025 | 8:51 AM

WILLMAR, Minn. (KFGO) – The Minnesota Board on Judicial Standards has filed a formal complaint with the Minnesota Supreme Court against District Court Judge Jennifer K. Fischer of Kandiyohi County, citing misconduct and retaliation.
The complaint alleges Fischer violated a 2023 disciplinary agreement by retaliating against colleagues and attorneys who had cooperated in a prior investigation. She’s accused of filing baseless complaints, making...

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• Forum: Articles & News

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https://kfgo.com/2025/07/24/minnesota-judge-faces-formal-misconduct-complaint/

The Zooluminati strikes again.

 

[Folgers Can]

Rack it up, another Balldo W. He just needs a measly 10,000 more to unfuck his wife

The Zooluminati strikes again.

From this writeup there's just no way around it, this is a certified Total Balldo Victory:

Spoiler: Mucho Pages

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The Law of the Sektur hath decreed that this shall get him so emboldened as to think that this opens up any avenues for appeal as to the search warrant that Judge Pussy Liquor signed, thereby inevitably thrusting him toward an equal and opposite L.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Oh. 453k in April.

Careful talking about things in April around Nick, you don't know how he might react.

 

[AnOminous]

Apparently Nick wasn't lying about Judge Pussy Liquor. She's been suspended.

It doesn't surprise me in the least. I've had incredibly negative comments about this judge, including a case Nick was involved in. She is corrupt and incompetent.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Reminder that the Sam Toucan of trust fund sex perverts obsessively reads this thread and reacts to every criticism

The skelly faggot should stop trying to explain the Denny's joke he made on Kurt's stream. Nobody understood it then and nobody cares to now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It doesn't surprise me in the least. I've had incredibly negative comments about this judge, including a case Nick was involved in. She is corrupt and incompetent.

We dare not hope she’s corrupt enough to go full scorched earth on Wentzell, Pierce, and the Kandiyohi County administration that is so terrified of critical scrutiny from outsiders.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Melton wants to grift off Aaron's Anniversary Show, and per something Nick said on one of his recent shows; he feels his rights are violated by not having a hearing within so many days about the HRO. I'm not gonna excuse Melton, but I imagine Nick would argue his rights were violated and thus he's allowed to do this dumb shit.

Well, the TRO was granted, and it applies, regardless of whether or not he thinks it should.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Potentially criminal already said something about this:

 

[Accidental Protege]

From this writeup there's just no way around it, this is a certified Total Balldo Victory

This was an amazing read. Judge Fischer sounds like a nightmare and is obviously having mental health issues. I have to say, I’m slightly disappointed and surprised that Nick or anyone else from the Extended Balldoverse wasn’t mentioned anywhere despite a lot of this happening around the same timeframe.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

This was an amazing read. Judge Fischer sounds like a nightmare and is obviously having mental health issues. I have to say, I’m slightly disappointed and surprised that Nick or anyone else from the Extended Balldoverse wasn’t mentioned anywhere despite a lot of this happening around the same timeframe.

We're not out of luck yet. Maybe Nick will try to get his case overturned because she was (briefly) involved.

EDIT: I FOUND THE SOURCE OF (Because Nick never comes up with something original) NICKS IDEA FOR MUH CONSPIRACY TO VIOLATE MUH RIGHTS BY KANDYIOHI COUNTY HHS CLAIMS.
Lmao, he lifted the idea from Judge. Ficsher.


Also, Fischer is lolcow enough to go for IIED. I hope she wins a million balldos.

Bonus: She claims that there's a conspiracy out to get her.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

We're not out of luck yet. Maybe Nick will try to get his case overturned because she was (briefly) involved.

EDIT: I FOUND THE SOURCE OF (Because Nick never comes up with something original) NICKS MUH CONSPIRACY TO VIOLATE MUH RIGHTS BY KANDYIOHI COUNTY HHS CLAIMS. IT'S JUDGE FISCHER!!!
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Also, Fischer is lolcow enough to go for IIED. I hope she wins a million balldos.
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Bonus: She claims that there's a conspiracy out to get her.
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Whoever's in the right over this, and it could be no one is, it demonstrates how completely corrupt, broken and incompetent Minnesota really is. I mean it isn't alone in that and it isn't drowning in low IQ blacks on the bench yet, but even so, it's a failed state.
This is one reason why humanoid rats like Somalians and the Rekietas thrive there to the extent they seem to.