Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Some faggot mistook her for his tranny hero:

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Is she admitting she’s a public figure here?

Her status is like her personality and the gender of leftist activist. Fluid.

 

[Charnel Ground]

God those shoes are the worst. Actually, everything is the worst. That shitty vest top and the trashy cutoffs.

Also, she's basically taking Shane on a tour of her first marriage.

Alyssa and Edward got married because Newcastle University, where Alyssa did her masters in English literature, offered a tuition discount for married couples. Alyssa frames this as a marriage of convenience, and they eloped in New Orleans without a ceremony a short time before moving to Newcastle.


source [archive]

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Actually, everything is the worst

Her legs are so stumpy to begin with and those diabetic shoes don’t help.

So Newcastle is “home” and not Italy or NY? This bitch has insane main character syndrome. She really thinks she’s interesting for reasons other than her hideousness and insanity.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

What is she doing there anyway, giving a Ted talk for aspiring activists on how to speedrun career death and catching STDs?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

This reeks of Brianna Wu's "a former troll sent me an email not only apologizing to me, but telling me I AM GORGEOUS!" bullshit.

I'm sure that guy was very disappointed to find out that he did NOT meet Slim Shady.

And her simps like Ethan Gach and Alex Pattison bought her story and start kissing her ass.


EDIT: "Oh boo-hoo, oh woe-is-me! Jokes are legal in Xitter, thanks to the goddamn alt-right!!" Hey Alyssa, want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

 

[AnOminous]

God those shoes are the worst. Actually, everything is the worst. That shitty vest top and the trashy cutoffs.

Talk about sending coal to Newcastle.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Talk about sending coal burners to Newcastle.

FTFY.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Talk about sending coal to Newcastle.

Britain will go from being known for cheese toasties to cheesy roasties.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Body type- wrecked angle.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

You joined in 2013 though

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Some faggot mistook her for his tranny hero:

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Is she admitting she’s a public figure here?

And then everybody clapped and bought her a pint of Newcastle Brown, which she graciously accepted despite really wanting an Aperol Spritz.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Alyssa Mercante and her simp Dave Rivera are celebrating the death of Hulk Hogan.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Alyssa Mercante and her simp Dave Rivera are celebrating the death of Hulk Hogan.

Alyssa is suing a dude for telling the truth about her but thinks it was fine for Gawker to post surreptitiously recorded revenge porn.

Dumb cunt.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Alyssa Mercante and her simp Dave Rivera are celebrating the death of Hulk Hogan.
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Kiwi Eulogy: Thank you Hulk Hogan for destroying gawker and making it much more difficult for left wing journos to make a living. You were a great Entertainer and a patriot

HH brother

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Kiwi Eulogy: Thank you Hulk Hogan for destroying gawker and making it much more difficult for left wing journos to make a living. You we're a great Entertainer and a patriot

HH

"All my Nazi Niggaz Hulk Hogan"
-Ye

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Looks like vacation time at the UK is over for her.


Tomorrow she'll probably be gloating about the death of Hulk Hogan with her main right-asscheek simp Dave Rivera and promoting The Woke And Gay Charity Stream by Hard Drive. Will you be attending?


EDIT: When I mention how Airbagged is the asscheeks of Alyssa Mercante, reminds me of this scene from Society (1989).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Looks like

I can’t get over how many pictures this absolutely gruesome twosome takes — and posts online! Ugly people should be thrown into volcanoes.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Alyssa Mercante wants to put african americans into a concentration camp also why is the internet harassing me lmfao


"Embrace the chaos Alyssa, it's a nice pit, it was meant for you"
Bonus for raging at being objectively ugly

 

[The Token Ethnic]

Bonus for raging at being objectively ugly

Baldie with the botched bleached haircut is seething yet again. Her follow up replies are hilarious cope and typos:

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

No-ass-a: Gatekeeping and re-education programs are BAD!

Also No-ass-a: Gatekeeping and re-education programs NOW!

Of course, if pressed about this, she'll screech JUST JOKES, Y'ALL! SEE THE LMFAO?