Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Man In A Dress]

Claudio, the demons possessing our team in this thread just want you to know that you're a pedophile and you should kill yourself.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Nice Red Herring

Considering your love for animals I would not want to know what you would do to a herring.

 

[No.643172643]

Loaded question! Not gonna answer! Irrelevant too!

Alright, so let's just say those claims aren't true, whatever, what's the point then of trying to convince a bunch of strangers online of your innocence?
If you're reconciled and square with God then just move on, never come back here and keep abstaining from furry porn because you know that's the right thing to do.
Like, seriously, just scramble your password, and just go find other like-minded beaners intellectuals who hate America and YT.

 

[Tablet County]

Hello? John Money was from your country. Do you want to talk about narcissism towards me? Check your fucking glass house first.

Three short sentences do not constitute a spergout. If you're going to insult me at least be accurate.

You will still hate me, and die hating me. Is that winning for you? Hm?

Trust me Claus. No one will remember you on their deathbed.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

hahahahaha this mutt called goycast snow white like its an insult no nigga it just makes us think you wanna smooch him dumbass faggot

 

[FOUND YOU!]

Like, seriously, just scramble your password, and just go find other like-minded beaners intellectuals who hate America and YT.

You don’t understand, the dastardly Kiwi Farmers will follow him offline and he will have to kill them with a typewriter!

 

[chrisc]

claudio kill yourself

 

[Jarl Varg]

Tu vida no vale verga! Suicidate!

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda has poo pants. Lol!

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Tu vida no vale verga! Suicidate!

¡*

¡*

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda has poo pants. Lol!

Wow. What a zinger.

 

[Xev]

No evidence to prove I still do it, or that I did.

The wording of this proves it

 

[Jarl Varg]

Claudio, I hope that cat you raped gave you ringworm.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Wow. What a zinger

Why thank you

 

[Glowie]

Ah... So, when you do it, it's okay. Got it.

Misconstrued Statement fail

No no. That's not what DNFTS said! He said this:

If X did Y, they are a zoophile.

He did Y, therefore...?

I am so close to victory here, and I want to thank

@Sparkletor 2.0
@DoNotFeedTheSneed
@Goycast Guy
And
@Sperg Spectating for it!

Non sequitur, faggot keep failing and seething.

You haven't addressed mexican laws that I posted, is that fear? Caught pants down writing cub porn and looking for illegal material, unlike your hollow bait there is entire archive for officials to look at.

Plug your tube.

 

[Xev]

I raped that cat so hard, he was sent to the 9th dimension.

I am still waiting for evidence that I raped the cat. Go on, present it RIGHT NOW.

Check mate pedo

 

[chrisc]

Wow. What a zinger.

kill yourself zoophile pedo

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Serious question @Claudio Hernández Castañeda
Putting aside the bestiality porn for a second, if the raped cat incident is seriously traumatic for you, then why you do feel blasé enough about it to joke about it? Usually, sufferers of trauma don’t like joking about said trauma.

 

[Goycast Guy]

hahahahaha this mutt called goycast snow white like its an insult no nigga it just makes us think you wanna smooch him dumbass faggot

Damn when I dressed up as Snow White for Halloween I didn’t expect this.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

hahahahaha this mutt called goycast snow white like its an insult no nigga it just makes us think you wanna smooch him dumbass faggot

That's gay. Calm your fundashi vibes right now.

He's literally throwing out the deboonking autism like Dansburst right now. Holy shit, what's next? "Typical female reaction?"

There is no undeniable evidence for it like your cub fetish or bestiality fetish, but suspicion can be reasonably drawn.

DIDIDIDIDIDIDDIDING!

THANK you, DNFTS.

There goes the credibility!

-You have consumed bestiality porn before, most notably a comic where a man fucks a dog in the ass. This makes you the most likely culprit in your immediate vicinity.
-you denied any opportunity to get law enforcement officials involved.

Already explained why. It's so interesting you forgot!

I don't trust the police! But here is another new one I never told you about.

Out for all the times I have called emergency, I have only been answered 4 times! The others? No answer.

There we go! Now wear the "Dunce" cap and sit in the corner.

-you had the cat cremated, which would’ve destroyed any physical evidence.

I already explained why. You don't care about victims, proving my point with this statement. My mom and I wanted the cat to rest in peace, while also not looking like a mangled fucking toy.

-The cat was male, which, as we have all been acquainted with, is the sex you fancy.

Bisexual = Both sexes fancy me.

Are you implying that men/women = Cats, DNFTS?

-Big details in your story have contradicted past testimony from you. You said the incident happened 5 years ago, but your 10 year old dog, Maya, was only described as being 3 years old.

Nope. She was 3 years old in the drawing.

Retard.

Claudio, the demons possessing our team in this thread just want you to know that you're a pedophile and you should kill yourself.

Of course they would want me to kill myself. It is a sin, after all.

What sin, my fellow atheists?

Murder.

Considering your love for animals I would not want to know what you would do to a herring.

Taking things literally all the time is a sign of autism, Brayden. Get yourself checked.

Alright, so let's just say those claims aren't true, whatever, what's the point then of trying to convince a bunch of strangers online of your innocence?
If you're reconciled and square with God then just move on, never come back here and keep abstaining from furry porn because you know that's the right thing to do.

Reconciled?! With whom? That would imply I blame God for this.

This is all @Sperg Spectating and @JohnnyGringo 's fault. God did nothing against me, dummy!

There's something you dont understand. My words don't matter to your hypocritical team.

Wanna know what does matter? My actions.

My actions can't be misinterpreted, modified, and denied! All this will do is just make me start from 0.

And I am willing to do it! You essentially gave me a reason to never think about dying, on top of other ones! Because I know that, by being alive, I anger people like @Sperg Spectating, who wants to murder me through suicide!

Tl;Dr

MY

FUTURE

ACTIONS

WILL

PROVE

MY

INNOCENCE

Like, seriously, just scramble your password, and just go find other like-minded intellectuals who hate America and YT.

So... Other Americans?

Trust me Claus. No one will remember you on their deathbed.

That's something I know it's a lie. Wanna know why?

The body might forget. But the soul mever forgets.

The wording of this proves it

You are not beating the "Kiwifarmer autism" allegations, Xev.

Damn when I dressed up as Snow White for Halloween I didn’t expect this.

>So called chad
>Totally heterosexual
>Totally a Christian
>Admits to crossdressing, even as a joke.

Mfw

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Nope. She was 3 years old in the drawing.

Retard.

You are lying.

1. One at a fucking time.
2. EVERYONE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE WON'T GET ANSWERS.
3. Drop the slurs right fucking now—if you REALLY want to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

I will get these questions below over with, because I already explained it.

1. What were you doing outside?
Taking my 3+ year old Maya out with mom.

2. Time and place.
Midday, my fucking condominium street.

3. Witnesses. Who the fuck were they?
My own fucking mother. Then the fucking security guard who helped us get the cat out.

4. Why did you incinerate it?
It wasn't immediately. We first tried to save him.

He couldn't be saved.

The veterinarian told us that a crucial part of its rectum and intestine got necrotized. The cat had to be put down.

There we go. Quick recap done.