Raymond Quiles / @the anonymous Hatchet / Zwute / zwutes / Zwute Studio / StarDark GoldSky / Blueybueyzodiac / tatsuzodiacz / theastridsmashatomzodia - A Barely Literate, Genuinely Retarded, Inflation Fetishist, Horrible AI Musician, Even Worse ChatGPT Game Dev, Master Sockpuppeter, Worst OpSec ever, Suicidal Incel, and Degenerate VRChat Protogen Bisexual Furry Tries PA Requesting The Farms. "MINERS"

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

My sides are going into orbit reading his Youtube bio
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"we are anoonymoose"

"Zoo files"
So like, deleting an animals vet records? Fucking hillarious mispelling

 

[Hweeks]

Hope no one tells him the secret way to get your account deleted

- sending Null feet pics...

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I will assist @the anonymous Hatchet with his issue.

Quit being weird. Be normal. Follow these steps:

1. If you are not employed, gain employment as soon as you can. When receiving a paycheck you must spend the money on normal things or save it. A car, housing, food, some beer, and attending sporting events are all acceptable. Dog costumes, superchats to v-tubers and porn are not.
2. Shave your beard and maintain a short haircut. If you are balding consider shaving your head.
3. Brush your teeth at least once a day. Shower at least once a day.
4. You are to uninstall Discord and any Discord adjacent applications. This includes twitch. This includes twitter.
5. Cease all consumption of anime and porn. Based on the records provided you are only permitted to speak about Dragonball Z with a black or hispanic coworker if the subject is presented to you.
6. Maintain a distance of 100 yards from all dogs whenever possible. If approached by a dog you are to simply pet it on the head and vacate the area as soon as possible. DO NOT FUCK THE DOG.
7. Do not dress in a way that you think looks cool. It does not. You are to wear jeans, underwear, sneakers, and button up shirts. Exceptions are allowed for mandated work uniforms/dress codes.
8. People are going to be upset, but you are to ignore your Kiwi Farms thread. Just pretend it doesn't exist. If you have followed the previous 7 easy steps than the thread will have no effect on you.

There you have it! With this simple life advice you will soon leave nonsense internet vigilantism and whatever weird shit you do right now behind you. That'll be $500.

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

Wait the guy he accused was one of his fake band members?
I mean, I still think they are all pedophile adjacent creeps but they all definitely intermingled at some point and knew each other

 

[Rux]

>If you let him continue
Nigger, what are we supposed to do to "not let him continue"?

 

[sex haver]

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@the anonymous Hatchet please explain this Relapse-era Eminem Juggalo shit rap from your Rumble account.

holy shit lol these are awful

archived the rest to prevent the inevitable DFE:

edit: whoops missed one, added it

 

[gay]

My sides are going into orbit reading his Youtube bio
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"we are anoonymoose"

we r leejun ass faggot


nigga with negative opsec monologuing like Coldsteel the Hedgeheg larping as some leet black hat h4x0r, "destroy detect diffuse", in that order? log off and reflect on what a fucking faggot you are.

 

[Pallid Bust of Pallas]

What do people think Kiwifarms is for?

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

What do people think Kiwifarms is for?

I think they think we use our internet black magic to kill people like Light from Death Note.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

What do people think Kiwifarms is for?

For unleashing our special forces on to people over useless internet fights, trust me dude I was one of them.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

What do people think Kiwifarms is for?

Internet Justice

 

[sex haver]

He still doesn't understand the concept of NYPA and thinks we are going to "rival together" to help him.

also lmao "only cares about his own vaginas", what?

 

[The Creature Feature]

I dunno man, you kinda lost me at the no evidence and the "his own vaginas".

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Why can't people like this do what Hitler did? I don't mean get their own personal army, I mean kill themselves.

 

[Sneed Lurker]

Is this autist even above the age of 18? He's either an ESL, a low functioning retard, or a minor who has no business being on the internet. It could be all three combined at once

 

[Hamstirer]

I guess that would be a good thing to clear my head.

Pretty sure you'd need a shotgun to clear all that.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Halal thread and none of ah-hoo-ah-ee have posted a nasheed yet. Do you kafirs even praise Allah?

 

[Moths]

Surely this guy is using an autotranslater to type or something by the sounds of it? Sounds really like an ESL individual. Otherwise he is voice typing and sounds really retarded.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

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I dunno man, you kinda lost me at the no evidence and the "his own vaginas".

>He's crazy in the head
As opposed to what, crazy in bed?

This way of typing is so fucking funny.

 

[Suikafag]

Goddamn I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

Thank you @the anonymous Hatchet for making such a hilarious thread.

Why can't people like this do what Hitler did? I don't mean get their own personal army, I mean kill themselves.

Because they are too retarded to do so.