Raymond Quiles / @the anonymous Hatchet / Zwute / zwutes / Zwute Studio / StarDark GoldSky / Blueybueyzodiac / tatsuzodiacz / theastridsmashatomzodia - A Barely Literate, Genuinely Retarded, Inflation Fetishist, Horrible AI Musician, Even Worse ChatGPT Game Dev, Master Sockpuppeter, Worst OpSec ever, Suicidal Incel, and Degenerate VRChat Protogen Bisexual Furry Tries PA Requesting The Farms. "MINERS"

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YOU BASTARD! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THOSE POOR MINERS!
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Mr. Manchester said:
I will assist @the anonymous Hatchet with his issue.

Quit being weird. Be normal. Follow these steps:

1. If you are not employed, gain employment as soon as you can. When receiving a paycheck you must spend the money on normal things or save it. A car, housing, food, some beer, and attending sporting events are all acceptable. Dog costumes, superchats to v-tubers and porn are not.
2. Shave your beard and maintain a short haircut. If you are balding consider shaving your head.
3. Brush your teeth at least once a day. Shower at least once a day.
4. You are to uninstall Discord and any Discord adjacent applications. This includes twitch. This includes twitter.
5. Cease all consumption of anime and porn. Based on the records provided you are only permitted to speak about Dragonball Z with a black or hispanic coworker if the subject is presented to you.
6. Maintain a distance of 100 yards from all dogs whenever possible. If approached by a dog you are to simply pet it on the head and vacate the area as soon as possible. DO NOT FUCK THE DOG.
7. Do not dress in a way that you think looks cool. It does not. You are to wear jeans, underwear, sneakers, and button up shirts. Exceptions are allowed for mandated work uniforms/dress codes.
8. People are going to be upset, but you are to ignore your Kiwi Farms thread. Just pretend it doesn't exist. If you have followed the previous 7 easy steps than the thread will have no effect on you.

There you have it! With this simple life advice you will soon leave nonsense internet vigilantism and whatever weird shit you do right now behind you. That'll be $500.
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With his face anything normal is Impossible, doctor. He is retarded, very retarded
 
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Raymond Quiles, I mean this sincerely, if what you say is true, go to the authorities.

We are not the Super-NSA, we aren't elite haxxors, we're a bunch of obsessive spergs that laugh at people.
We don't have to take your claims seriously, we are laughing at your poor presentation. We have no proof of "lives taken" beyond your word. We know nothing of this person you claim to be a murderer.
Collect your evidence and make an appointment with your local police, go over it slowly, make sure they can work past your autism. They'll take it from there.

I'm being dead serious. This isn't helping. Someone is likely going to tell your perp that your being a faggot for additional amusement.
Go to the cops, do not involve us.
 
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