Irregardless
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So how long before it's revealed that again, it's with a man.
Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger
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I mean even if they were magically right, and everyone else was wrong, what do they really hope to accomplish with this? They're clutching that wikipedia article like it's a life-raft after their vessel sunk. You're still going to die out at sea ya scurvy dogs!
Is this mother fucker allergic to being well liked? He just has to make the worst possible choice, every time.
That second video sounds like post-nut clarity confessions. How did the ferret poop get all over his knee? The obvious explanation is that he was on his knees.
Also an admission that the place isn't cleaned regularly enough to comply with cleanliness requirements for running such a facility if you can just walk around and get covered in shit.
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"You know you liked it" -Maldaterapius Figtree. 
Jason REALLY wants LOTY.
Jason REALLY wants LOTY.
Baldavius Dicktree
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Have you guys noticed how Mald always ferret posts after a new damning tweet about him appears lol he did it after responding to that one 90 follower account accusing him of faking his hype train too
It seems that the creator and chief editor of Mald's Wikipedia page also writes gay Star Wars and Harry Potter furry fanfic. I assume that Mald's Wikipedia page isn't too different from his usual works.
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Where are the sloptubers when you need them smh 
Hooked on phobics
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I HAVE noticed this, and even saw the tweet earlier, but didn't say this. This almost maker me wonder if sex offenders are fans of kittens and puppies for this reason, lure someone in with cute kittens, RAPE, and then use kittens as a sort of emotional blackmail.
"awww, you don't want the cute kittens / ferrets to SUFFER because of a little consent accident right??"
I imagine this isn't even the first time, even for a rapist the way he did it sounded VERY fucking ballsy, no shoes, tracking in dirt, and raping after they THUROUGHLY said no...but you know, FERRETS, they cute right?
Asleep, or probably making videos. These videos don't get made in half an hour, it takes at LEAST a couple hours to go from idea to published, much less get all the facts and shit straight.
I assure you tomorrow shit will be popping off.
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This post was in the approval queue, but I just approved it. Not sure if this is new information. Effectively, Jason is accused of hooking up on Howlr with someone and then dryhumping them until completion without their consent, allegedly being told no repeatedly but he just pretended not to hear.
edit: apparently I am just late soz
Aurora Unit 242
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You assume its a true and honest woman
TrainWreckWatcher
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He is a sociopath he thinks he can treat other people as he pleases because they're not him.
THE BEST PART E: or Also probably the worst of it depending on how you look at it.
He went on to brag about himself the whole time he was there trying to force himself on them.
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He sort of does, but once again he adds in "if" after this person literally says he did, and while he doesn't deny it, he also doesn't acknowledge what he did that he is sorry for doing. It is deflective.
That's the funniest/saddest part, he only got the sheets wet.
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It's about to be a funny weekend. This thread is going to be swamped.
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he dryhumps really well, he's proud of what he has accomplished. he's a second generation dryhumper. telling him no undermines his hard work.
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he got kicked out of his guild several months ago and hasn't played since.
this is a couple videos of a pov from someone in his raid that has thor included while he wasn't streaming, and as you guessed hes the worst at talking over the raid lead and being hypercritical when it's 1000% not his role at all:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6FmBaCbkoY
[wouldn't archive, downloads always failed or ended up ginormous]
Vect
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I think he's simply a psychopath. Look how he describes the aftermath, in terms of his own fears "I misread the situation, you're entrapping me'. - but he simply declares to her 'she knows she liked it' because how she actually felt wasn't important because she's not a person to him. It would explain everything - he's smart enough to seem normal, plan ahead, manipulate people, lie and anticipate being framed, but he's so self-serving and shameless about it that people who deal with him find him off. He's still prone to doing dumb immoral shit from purely selfish urges then thinks about damage control later. He doesn't defend himself over the SKGs thing or fight back over his ego or even admit he was wrong because he's devoid of empathy and doesn't feel guilt - he literally doesn't care what anyone else thinks.
Normally the timing of something like this kind of allegation when the accused is in the hot seat would be good reason to hold off, but it's so consistent with his unrelenting shamelessness that I also believe that story of him meeting up with that young girl that he tried twice to damage control.
Stephen Rothman
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The allegations fit perfectly with his patterns of behavior, and confirm my suspicion of Maldavius having a sort of retard cunning for manipulating people. You can call him an idiot all day long, but he's still able to walk barefoot into a stranger's apartment, attempt to make a third generation Blizzard employee, cum on them anyway when obviously rejected, and even get taken grocery shopping on his way out. Finally, he made his victim apologize for scaring him.
I wonder if the victim is yet another FTM?
I wonder if the victim is yet another FTM?
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This fucking idiot. Goes out of his way to attack someone who might be one of the nicest people on the Internet, all to defend game companies that he doesn't even work for anymore, all with this absolute rot people can easily uncover. Guy had it easy. Just make your youtube shorts and don't start fights. Easy. General life advice for anyone really. It's impressive at how bad he's fucked up and if I didn't know who Nick Rekieta was I'd say it was the most impressive fuckup.
Not even surprised at this point.
Not even surprised at this point.
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None of this would have happened had he just used the mana gem. Life, image and career ruined by refusing to do a simple hotkey press. Everything is now burning and crumbling around him because he decided to not spare the energy to tap his keyboard once.
The butterfly effect is a bitch, kids.
The butterfly effect is a bitch, kids.
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TrainWreckWatcher
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Seven years dry humping women at Blizzard.