Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He can't. His guilty plea is signed and sealed.

Incorrect. Even if you sign that you forfeit the right to appeal, you can still appeal.
Nick definitely has the option to contest the search warrant in court and claim judicial misconduct.

Amusingly, from what I'm reading of MN Rule 15.01, if the warrant is found invalid due to judicial bias, for Nick's idea to work he will need to also state to the court that Francis White was incompetent and rushed him to plea unethically.

He would also need to claim judicial bias for SJW, who went through his moronic Franks motion and the appeals court that reviewed it.
Good luck.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Incorrect. Even if you sign that you forfeit the right to appeal, you can still appeal.
Nick definitely has the option to contest the search warrant in court and claim judicial misconduct.

I doubt it. Since White spectacularly waived his right to appeal infront of a new Judge and then the appeals court also said fuck you.

If White had challenged it and the reason for refusal was based on great deference or the like, maybe.

How is he so bad at this? Also, why would he even raise thise after admitting everything?

 

[daffodils]

Did you know Nick is "on a journey"? A very inspiring one?


There really seems to be something to the idea that Nick's fans see themselves in him


Wine grandma trying to mog Kurt


At least the French have nothing to complain about

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Did you know Nick is "on a journey"? A very inspiring one?
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There really seems to be something to the idea that Nick's fans see themselves in him
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Wine grandma trying to mog Kurt
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At least the French have nothing to complain about
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These people are so fucking weird. Anyone who worships a narcissist is weird.

 

[Can of Bread]

He implies he's going to use this to fight his conviction.

Imagine being such an alcoholic and a drug fiend that you decide to do a hail mary against a sweet plea deal just because it forces you to not put toxins in your body to get high (which you are still accomplishing with galaxy gas anyway).
At this point, it would be more logical and respectable of him to just sell all his shit and run off to Mexico. You can be a drug fiend there wish no issues. Just ask Ethan Ralph.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Listen you guys

These girls aren’t like the girls at the office


They can bust balls like a bunch of regular joes

And they don’t get busy. They get Biz-zay

I want to throw a chair through the window now

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I doubt it. Since White spectacularly waived his right to appeal infront of a new Judge and then the appeals court also said fuck you.

There is caselaw that allows appealing decisions even if you forfeited your right to appeal when taking a plea agreement.
It is not likely to be useful, but Nick could technically throw another Million $ at his overpaid and overrated lawyers to litigate his ego through the courts.

 

[Vibralldo]

Did you know Nick is "on a journey"? A very inspiring one?

More proof Nick's remaining fans are all current or former drug addicts that see themselves in him and see his community as their friends.

By defending Nick they're actually defending themselves because if Nick's clearly a piece of garbage that abuse his kids then that means they all are.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

There is caselaw that allows appealing decisions even if you forfeited your right to appeal when taking a plea agreement.
It is not likely to be useful, but Nick could technically throw another Million $ at his overpaid and overrated lawyers to litigate his ego through the courts.

I'm not talking about the plea agreement. White forgot to challenge probable cause and went straight to a Frank's challenge. The new Judge said no, you waived the right and then when White appealed by the incorrect mechanism, he fucked the pooch again and was DENIED.

Why Nick uses him after that is mind boggling, unless it was all Nick's idea.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

unless it was all Nick's idea.

Bingo.

White just does whatever his retarded client tells him to. I bet he gets paid more than normal to do it, plus he's a fan of Nick.

 

[Vibralldo]

There's nothing to fight. It's over.

Nick's gonna see that statement as a challenge

 

[not william stenchever]

Why Nick uses him after that is mind boggling, unless it was all Nick's idea.

Because it is the will of heaven that Nick and his shitty lawyer dance like little monkeys for our amusement.

 

[AnOminous]

The lady at the desk told him it's a part of a series Rational Emotive and Behavior Therapy by Hazelton Company.

It's Hazelden. It's pretty much the rehab for celebrities. The Betty Ford rehab is a Hazelden. So it would definitely fit in with Nick's gay "buy the most expensive possible thing" if he ever decided he doesn't want to die and gets into recovery.

Astrotit, made in 1987, is a game where you are a penis and breasts are flying across the screen. The player shoots sperm at the breasts and what looks like bibles. Bonus: Nick also discusses a "racist" game in which the player is General Custer and the goal of the game is to rape little Native American girls.

Custer's Revenge. Everyone of a certain age who was into vidya remembers that one.

What's on the box.

What you get.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

He implies he's going to use this to fight his conviction.

There's nothing to fight. It's over.

-He can't appeal (we're over 90 days out and he hasn't filed a notice yet)
-There's no way he gets to reopen the case with this "new evidence"
-He's not going to be able to withdraw his plea

All he can do is focus on his deffered adjudication, complete his treatment, and get a dismissal.

@Potentially Criminal will likely agree, because it would make for a great multi-year content farm.

It will be hilarious to watch. It's going to look like jailhouse lawyering. I bet we see a Federal Habeas petition.



*man this site got all fucking retarded on my phone. Didn't mean to delete the other post

 

[unironicjudiaism]

They only looked to make sure that his stance is "Aaron bad"



There's nothing to fight. It's over.

It's never over...,what it its is rekieta time. You know there is nothing to fight i know there is nothing to fight but he's going to back up a wb Mason truck full of fillings to candy Yoshi county that could fill the library of congress.

This is NICHOLAS REKIETA. The man lacks a shred of common sense. The entire world told him the franks motion was shot dead. Well where did that go. He feels he can snatch a victory from the jaws of defeat (he can't and it is long list of reasons meant for a legal forum why he's a retard). I say let it happen if I was wealthy I'd fund it just to watch him get felted at every turn. He deserves the humiliation at every turn for what he's done to his kid's.

Always remember sir there is the logical conclusion aka yours

Then there is the rekieta conclusion

Edit for clarity for lay people:

The most kino thing possible nicks plea gets entered and set pussy liquor get cited and nick files for post conviction relief this could be a 2 year content farm praise the corn gods

 

[AnOminous]

Nick manages to state Judge Fischer, when she signed the search warrant, might face legal ramifications or at the very least a complaint. Nick says, "I was vulgar and I was profane (during the Cokestream), but I was telling the truth."

More of his Russell Greer-tier attempts to relitigate already decided issues. The trial court and an appeals court already decided against him on the issue. If a shaved monkey in a robe had signed off on the arrest warrant, it would still be valid.

Never mind that he fucking pled guilty. You pled guilty you fucking retard, you've waived all that shit.

Kurt decided that when the arrest showed the condition Nick was subjecting his kids to that Nick was a bad person that he shouldn't associate with and Kurt took Nick saying he'll compensate people for their time on Nick's stream where he earned millions off their free labor as Nick saying "I'll pay you" (the concept of Nick paying anyone to come on his show offends him), so now Nick has no choice but to punish his audience with 3 hours of seething at a man more successful than him cook every night.

I can't even stand watching this twitching drugged out skellyfag gibbering like an idiot while his eyes dart around like goldfish in a bowl and his brain is squirming like a toad. Lasted ten seconds.

• Have secret feelings of insecurity, shame, humiliation and fear of being exposed as a failure.

Meanwhile, if you actually hired some sort of reverse life coach and asked them "how do I get exposed as the utter failure at everything I actually am?" you would pretty much get advised to act exactly like Balldo.

pretending to be gay

Yeah sure pretending. Constantly malds about another dude's dick. Literally all he talks about is dick. If he isn't talking about dick he's sucking it. "Pretending."

Especially uncomfortable when Kyle was barely 18, having been accused of crimes at the age of 17.
"Hello Mr Rittenhouse, I know a week ago you couldn't even buy cigarettes, but do you want my Sailor Moon dakimakura?"

That moment was when he crossed the event horizon of being not just a true lolcow but a true PIECE OF SHIT.

What the fuck possessed this evil faggot to do that?

Other than just his insatiable desire to talk about dick.

I think he should waste more of his grandparents' money on this action that's doomed to fail.

He can't. His guilty plea is signed and sealed.

You can always FILE an appeal. Even if it will be guffawed out of court.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Didn't Nick say that he was trying to make his kids into influencers? We all know how well becoming an influencer ended for Nick.

Nick probably thought that being an influencer means being under influence.

 

[AnOminous]

Amusingly, from what I'm reading of MN Rule 15.01, if the warrant is found invalid due to judicial bias, for Nick's idea to work he will need to also state to the court that Francis White was incompetent and rushed him to plea unethically.

He'll also have to argue against the fact he waived the probable cause issue by not raising it and that somehow both a trial court and an appeals court have both decided the warrant OBVIOUSLY stated probable cause.

He doesn't get this is a two-pronged thing. There has to have been both judicial bias and actual impact. Any judge with even minimal brainstem functions would have signed that warrant.

There is caselaw that allows appealing decisions even if you forfeited your right to appeal when taking a plea agreement.

Unfortunately for Nick, it generally involves near gun-to-the-head levels of coercion.

Nick is claiming a completely valid search warrant upheld by two courts is now magically invalid because a judge he doesn't like signed it, based on his wild speculations that she did it just because he hurled anatomical obscenities at her during a livestream she probably never even saw, in retaliation for her ruling against him in a decision also upheld by an appeals court.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

He's been huffing and puffing for weeks now about how Aaron has lied about him, and I guess that's going to be the basis of whatever civil suit he's gonna throw his way. But as far as I'm aware he's never actually elaborated on what those lies were.
What exactly has Aaron said that's supposed to be a lie? That they were in a cocaine-fueled polycule together?

Agreed. Nick frequently hints at nebulous conspiracies and lies. It could be he's trying to keep the details super secret, which is ridiculous. He no longer has the mental faculties to be discreet. At the end of the day, he's gonna sue for therapy bills for social anxiety and so forth. Nick does have the receipts for therapy bills. He and his family are in therapy due to Nick's behavior. It has nothing to do with Aaron.

 

[RotPockets]

Nick probably thought that being an influencer means being under influence.

When asked if he was an influencer, Nick Rekieta replied, “Of course, just ask my nine year old. You couldn’t afford the amounts this little lady was under.”