Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Thor's worse than Phil because at least Phil knew how to complete a game.

Meh, he's not the programmer. Much easier to complete a game when you have someone else do the grunt work imo.

 

[Generic Misc]

I expect that Quintheo guy to have something out soon, regardless of the doxing issue. His coverage has been relentless more than immediate so I'm not surprised its not out yet. If he doesn't he's a fool.

The allegation seems credible. On the scale of offences its at the lower end of seriousness given the circumstances (Howlr meetup, non-penetrative, and whilst two furries cuddle). It's the kind of thing I can imagine the guy (and I'm pretty certain it's a male) thinking was messed up but not police report worthy, especially considering the degenerate community within which he exists. Fraught times ahead for Mr Software depending on how he responds.

 

[Roachbound]

Mald keeping radio silence on the SA allegations is probably the smartest move he has ever done. But will he resist lashing out and doubling down like a retard once sloptubers get ahold of the info and put out videos about it? My bet is on no, he fucking won't, and it'll be hilarious to watch.

I think keeping silent is a double edge sword for him, on one hand, keeping silent means less of the streisand effect, but on the other hand, keeping silent is going to lose him credibility among his peers. It's looking more and more likely that guys like primeagen, vedal and ironmouse will just not associate with mald from now on.

Mald I think its half that and half he needs the head pats, but liking ferrets way way way more than the average person is one of the few things Mald is probably honest about.

That's true, I remember Mald admitted on cohhcarnage's podcast that he likes ferrets because they "really like getting into stuff(stuff being his anus)"

 

[Insanely Retarded]

it's unreal how much I hate that voice. It's every bit as bad as whiney nasally fag voices.

I agree, but for me, more than his stupid overly EQ'ed and filtered voice, is him trying to go by Thor and claiming he's done it since he was 13, even though it's clear as day that it's something he started doing when he began streaming. All complete with not streaming on Thursdays (Torsdag = Tor's day), it's like a caricature of what someone like that would act like, but real.

The guy is really the complete "insufferable twat" package, and most people have run into someone like him at some point in their lives, so it's easy to understand why suddenly everyone decided to point and laugh at him.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

women run barefoot through dogshit

Since when? Isn't the stereotype that women have more shoes than they have food in stock, that they have a pair for every specific occasion, and that men have just one pair for everything? I thought men were the type to walk through literal ferretshit when the going gets tough, real manly-like.

 

[p1138]

It's also very female coded (your above points could also be given to any woman in existence as well).

I remember women taking their shoes off and going barefooted everywhere. I'm not talking about just the beach or swimming pools, I'm talking shit encrusted city streets and into restaurants and the like... fucking disgusting. Regardless of what online 'journalist' faggots keep trying to push onto us, I don't see men doing the same. I always see men wear some form of footwear, even if it's a bit weird like flip-flops at a formal dinner.

Jason, for your own good, listen to me! Men wear shoes, women run barefoot through dogshit, which one are you?

There's even some that were cutting off the soles of their shoes so they could just have the rest of the shoe on and still be barefoot without it being as obvious, fucking ridiculous behavior that never made any damned sense. Being barefoot(or at least wearing socks) in your own home if it isn't covered in animal feces is fine. Walking around in public where shit is filthy, even dangerous because you could be stepping on who knows what? Makes no damned sense.

Since when? Isn't the stereotype that women have more shoes than they have food in stock, that they have a pair for every specific occasion, and that men have just one pair for everything? I thought men were the type to walk through literal ferretshit when the going gets tough, real manly-like.

That's not the closet of some liberal hippie/wannabe outdoorsy type. But even then once some women get drunk they'll still take the hells off and walk around barefoot which would almost make sense until you realize they could have just not worn heels in the first place.

Now there's this guy called Ludwig?
He's popular? How? He's the most useless benign and spineless alcoholism-enabling fake faggots I have seen. He has no beliefs or principles, he's a man with no spine or conviction. Why would anyone like this guy? I would bet he has a few skeletons in his closet. I look forward to his pg thread.

He gets brought up every now and then in the general twitch/etc. thread. Other than his moments of fence sitting so hard he gets splinters regarding people like Hasan, he's definitely got to be building a pile of skeletons. The guy is a nepobaby that basically bought his popularity by throwing events/parties and doing collaborations with a bunch of other people. Kinda like a retarded Van Wilder of content creators.

Also, holy shit the thread at least seems to have gone back to normal for the past page or so.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Since when? Isn't the stereotype that women have more shoes than they have food in stock, that they have a pair for every specific occasion, and that men have just one pair for everything? I thought men were the type to walk through literal ferretshit when the going gets tough, real manly-like.

both can be true. Women put fashion and comfort ahead of function usually, where as men value function. Its why I like thicker clothes sometimes, or heavy boots, it feels almost like a shell of armor. Its not COMFORTABLE, but I like knowing I could put a hole in a wall with my foot if necessary.

I think women might go barefoot more often when they CAN, or to put it another way, they allow themselves to relax more, maybe go to a beach and get sand between their toes?

Theres something there for sure, but maybe saying "running through dogshit" was a bit much.

Its also worth noting not all females are the same. A Hippie girl won't be the same as some slave to fashion yuppie

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

I was basically giddy to catch up with the last 30 pages. Even had my iced latte ready to go. And then it's just some pedo MLP retard dragging you dumb fucks into 20 pages of sperging about how being a furfag and jacking off to cartoons is normal and totally the fault of le ebil cartoon/game creators for tricking kids into it.

Can you not ignore him, use spoilers, or go talk about it in designated threads? I want to read about Mald in here, ffs.

Where is that esteemed kiwi who lurks in Mald's discord? I am dying to know what his fan base is saying about the latest allegations.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

and that men have just one pair for everything?

Usually a pair per functionality, not occasion (at least in my case). Pair of work/outdoor boots, pair of sneakers, pair of slides/flip-flops, etc. I only have 4 pairs of footwear though. If you're a suits type of guy in business, yeah you'll have more, but most guys I've seen usually stick to a few types.

Walking around in public where shit is filthy, even dangerous because you could be stepping on who knows what? Makes no damned sense.

Literally saw it at a gas station earlier. White trash trailer boy.

We have proof he's aware of the allegations, but he's been radio silent on this for 24 hours, and he never misses an opportunity to play victim.

He'll still find a fucking way to play victim even though he's the rapist/attacker.

 

[Roachbound]

Where is that esteemed kiwi who lurks in Mald's discord? I am dying to know what his fan base is saying about the latest allegations.

His mods are working overtime to stop the spread of discussion around it, not a single word about the incident or how Shaye would've felt as mald's partner while Mald is cheating on dating apps. Waiting on Mald to address it, or more content creators to latch on to it(especially those who collab with Mald in the future)

 

[ovenmath]

Since when? Isn't the stereotype that women have more shoes than they have food in stock, that they have a pair for every specific occasion, and that men have just one pair for everything? I thought men were the type to walk through literal ferretshit when the going gets tough, real manly-like.

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Work boots, Tennis shoes, flip flops, dress shoes.

Personally, I'm always barefoot in my house and often barefoot in my front and back yard. As soon as I set foot off of my property, I have a pair of shoes on 100% of the time unless circumstances dictate otherwise.

The flip flops only come out when I am feeling particularly lazy, boots and sneakers are the default.

Dress shoes, obviously, for more formal non work occasions.

A fun little anecdote - the paramedics stationed at a small but long running music festival in the woods in Canada would refer to puncture wounds from roots, sticks and thorns on the bottom of an individuals foot as "hippie foot"

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

His mods are working overtime to stop the spread of discussion around it, not a single word about the incident or how Shaye would've felt as mald's partner while Mald is cheating on dating apps. Waiting on Mald to address it, or more content creators to latch on to it(especially those who collab with Mald in the future)

Get OBS recording on his discord. We need everything.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Believing that an average woman has a shoe closet like that horseface from sex and the city is a bit dumb. Most women I know have 6-7 pairs of shoes/sneakers, which is not a lot when you consider we have 4 seasons to go through and we like to color coordinate our outfits.

 

[Slap47]

Also, somewhere earlier in the thread someone posted a screencap of a profile or something from either Mald or someone they thought was him. I tried finding it again but I'm not having any luck, I don't remember when it was posted. It had a few games they enjoyed listed on it. I didn't think much of it when I saw it initially but I kept thinking about it because one of the games listed was Zombie Master.

Nobody mentioned anything about it. Unless I'm mistaking it for a different game with the same name, it's an old source mod where there's two teams. One team is all the players playing in standard first person, then there's one player that becomes the zombie master and it's more like an rts or something similar for them. Summon and control monsters, set off traps, kill off all the players. I just thought it was funny that it was one of the listed favorites, being the master seems like the type of thing a control freak would love. I recall it being fun, but it's been a long time.

People still play this game weekly on Sunday and it still gets updated.

 

[Hit Squad]

Theres something there for sure, but maybe saying "running through dogshit" was a bit much.

Dude, of course I'm going to take it that far, this is Kiwi Farms, not the YouTubeDrama page of reddit.



Edit: On a side note, seems I have to fucking clarify that I was shitting on Maldo for being womanlike and a footfreak, rather than wanting to start real-life discussions on the merits of being barefoot and women's shoe habits.

If you want those discussions go here: Barefoot Reddit and Women's Shoes

For the love of god, if you must talk about it at least keep it Maldo-centric.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Believing that an average woman has a shoe closet like that horseface from sex and the city is a bit dumb. Most women I know have 6-7 pairs of shoes/sneakers, which is not a lot when you consider we have 4 seasons to go through and we like to color coordinate our outfits.

My mom has a closet full of shoes, but my sister has like 5 pairs.

It's a mixture of culture and our generation being poor as fuck we don't have those trends anymore.

 

[Facom]

The Giant Ultimate Automated Voice Analysis Software (Codename: GUAVAS) has been set in motion. This is version 2.0, full automation.

The current workflow is:

1. Select a month chronolgically over the timespan 2017-09 to 2025-07, use the Twitch API to pull a random twitch clip from the selected month
2. Isolate Jason's vocals from this Twitch clip (if any exist) using DEMUCS.
3. Further cleanup and preparation for GUAVAS: Split the vocals of each Twitch clip into 3 second segments with a step size of 2 seconds, filter out silent segments, denoise with noisereduce, and remove laughing/text to speech voice/other voices using pyAudioAnalysis.
4. Analyse the median vocal pitch of all segments using Parselmouth (Praat port: https://praat.org/), segments with pitch too far from the day's median (using a standard deviation threshold), discard from the days median calculation.
5. For each days segments, calculate the median pitch over the entire day.
6. Repeat from step 1 until 30 clips have been analysed for each month, then chronologically move onto the next month. Note: a clip only counts to the running total if it has at least 2 three second segments of clear speech from Jason.

End result, median voice pitch per day over a random portion of days per month, using 30 valid speech twitch clips per month total. Spanning 09-2017 to 07-2025. GUAVAS has been initiated. Approximately 2880 Twitch clips under analysis


EDIT: First months results are in. I actually have no idea what I'm doing, and if any of this will work, or if its accurate at all, but since the same software will run over the entire time span, regardless of the validity of each piece of data objectively, it should be able to be used comparatively, which is what we are interested in. At first glance the results seem a little low, as when you listen to the clips he sounds fucking prepubescent, but I think the entire dataset may be skewed, so perhaps it'll work itself out?

 

[AN/ALR56]

I think that will happen when his ferret Dachau gets shutdown for something illegal. Which is very possible based on what's been seen so far and what is currently the belief.

There's still 4 months left for someone else to steal the bag, top of my head are:

• Canadian police finally getting their hands of JF "potato smasher" Gariepy
• Hasan finally getting deported or sent to gitmo for doubling down (he recently excused ISIS as a mossad-cia false flag to millions of his subscribers) on being a pro terrorism retard millionaire
• Anisa divorcing icuckzz
• Rekieta violating his parole and being sent to jail
• CWC actually impregnating the Finnish wood elf for real this time
• Some unknown grifter like Jason himself appearing out of nowhere like a dark horse to steal the show (my personal take, after the constant game of chairs early this year about who blows up their career more, I don't put any money down on anything for now)

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

The Giant Ultimate Automated Voice Analysis Software (Codename: GUAVAS) has been set in motion. This is version 2.0, full automation.

The current workflow is:

1. Select a month chronolgically over the timespan 2017-09 to 2025-07, use the Twitch API to pull a random twitch clip from the selected month
2. Isolate Jason's vocals from this Twitch clip (if any exist) using DEMUCS.
3. Further cleanup and preparation for GUAVAS: Split the vocals of each Twitch clip into 3 second segments with a step size of 2 seconds, filter out silent segments, denoise with noisereduce, and remove laughing/text to speech voice/other voices using pyAudioAnalysis.
4. Analyse the median vocal pitch of all segments using Parselmouth (Praat port: https://praat.org/), segments with pitch too far from the day's median (using a standard deviation threshold), discard from the days median calculation.
5. For each days segments, calculate the median pitch over the entire day.
6. Repeat from step 1 until 30 clips have been analysed for each month, then chronologically move onto the next month. Note: a clip only counts to the running total if it has at least 2 three second segments of clear speech from Jason.

End result, median voice pitch per day over a random portion of days per month, using 30 valid speech twitch clips per month total. Spanning 09-2017 to 07-2025. GUAVAS has been initiated.

If he uses a voice changer, why did the person who's making the sexual assault accusations not mention the difference in voice in real life? It's why I think he had voice training to do it, anyone who hears him in real life would hear a drastic difference.

 

[Tingle]

>Furfag
>Married to a pooneer
>Sex pest
>Wallows in literal animal shit
>Forces himself on someone unwilling
>So autistic he walks around barefoot like a fucking caveman
>Evidence of mistreating animals on numerous occasions
How long until Mald fits the criteria for Horrorcow?

On the same note, has he ever actually shown his streaming setup? Considering these new developments the fact he greenscreens out his actual 24/7 living space makes me wonder what horrors await on the other side of the screen. He doesn't live with the ferret hoard but the barefoot autism and being so fucking lazy he got up to tell his spouse to feed the cat especially ring some alarm bells in my head.