"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 171 37.9%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 280 62.1%

  • Total voters
    451
What I think so too.
But I think he's doing a stunt to then come back and "scare" everyone, and show how he can have all suckers-I mean, fans back in chat, no matter if last time was just talking to a vtumor.
Eh. He might just be bored or had real life shit. It happens. It would be hilarious if we thought he was dead but in reality he's just been watching Netflix for the past few weeks. The Sektur is truly the most drama laden nothing ever happens place on earth, so I'm betting on him just rewatching Breaking Bad or some shit
 
Eh. He might just be bored or had real life shit. It happens. It would be hilarious if we thought he was dead but in reality he's just been watching Netflix for the past few weeks. The Sektur is truly the most drama laden nothing ever happens place on earth, so I'm betting on him just rewatching Breaking Bad or some shit
"Jim, stop using the product to goon to Chinese sex dolls! Oh, Gus is gonna kill me!"
 
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Jim died on the 15th of cardiac arrest. Itll be announced in a few weeks on an official final post/video he made. Dont ask how I know thats all you get.
Bryan Dunn knows this because he broke into Jim's anime dungeon and sucked his soul out through his penis.
 
Bryan Dunn knows this because he broke into Jim's anime dungeon and sucked his soul out through his penis.
Literally the most probable theory in this thread. You missed out the bit where he escapes the house with a Rei figure wrapped in a condom nestled in his colon.
 
If, in the 0.0000001% chance this is true, we likely haven't heard because they wanted a private funeral without weirdos showing up at the house. Let's be real.
No, let's be more real. If you wanted something private the last person you would tell is a total attention whore who will parrot even totally fake leaks (as he has done repeatedly). In fact, if you wanted to troll you'd tell Bryan Dunn fake bullshit because he'd definitely repeat it.
 
No, let's be more real. If you wanted something private the last person you would tell is a total attention whore who will parrot even totally fake leaks (as he has done repeatedly). In fact, if you wanted to troll you'd tell Bryan Dunn fake bullshit because he'd definitely repeat it.
So you're saying this is an OP? A gay-op perhaps? I could see Jim doing that. I could see Dunn falling for it.

Jim has motivation too. He's been dunked on for weeks practically. Causing some chaos would fit his MO.
 
No, let's be more real. If you wanted something private the last person you would tell is a total attention whore who will parrot even totally fake leaks (as he has done repeatedly). In fact, if you wanted to troll you'd tell Bryan Dunn fake bullshit because he'd definitely repeat it.
It could be a really elaborate troll, only tell someone nobody would believe so people would argue about it for days. Maybe do a prerecorded stream to make it even more retarded.
 
It would be even more pathetic to care about "muh innernet legasy."
As Jim lays on his hospice bed, IV hooked up to his arm, watching "I Was a Humble Fisherman but After a Shark Ate Me, I Reincarnated in Japan and Became a Vtubing Legend", he can feel the life fading away from his crumbling bones. Reflecting on everything that he's done, he thinks to himself, "damn, I'm really glad I made videos on the Internet talking about retards on DeviantArt wanting to be inflated like a balloon, fat bitches pretending to Japanese cartoon characters, and of course, my surrogate son, Ethan Ralph".

If Jim really is dead, then I'm certain these were his last thoughts.
 
Jim has motivation too. He's a fucking liar that lies about everything and even when it's clear he's lying, people still send him money and get real buttmad about anyone pointing out the truth about him.
Right?

He's already proven that he doesn't actually have to do a goddamn thing and his life is still subsidized by the Loli Lovin' Faggots or whatever you all call his fandom.
 
So you're saying this is an OP? A gay-op perhaps? I could see Jim doing that. I could see Dunn falling for it.

Jim has motivation too. He's been dunked on for weeks practically. Causing some chaos would fit his MO.
It could be a mostly heterosexual op depending on the motivation.
 
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