Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Andy’s MO when somewhere new is to initially comply with the instructions to stay off the internet (or parentally-controlled devices) because the place hasn’t yet caught on to exactly how horrible he is. This can and has led to content droughts, which are followed by content monsoons when he inevitably doesn’t get his way over some small insignificant thing and it’s off we go!
 
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Interesting update. I just noticed within the past hour Andy has left a series of reviews: https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/103443785222433227763/reviews/

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A few care facilities, and interestingly the crisis center yesterday.
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VisceraNexus said:
I am sorry I incited this retard to shit up an otherwise decent thread. I'm not even saying he is without a doubt Mr. Beefy, I was just pointing out a suspicious similarity, but the complete meltdown does make me want to insist that it's him.

Hopefully we get something funny from Andy soon though, I still wanna know if he was actually under any kind of hold and off of socials or if he's just in another group home.
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But you made an actually interesting addition, though.
Thank you for daring to share that thought, even if you might now think it wasn't worth it.
(it was)

This shall be a name said:
Interesting update. I just noticed within the past hour Andy has left a series of reviews: https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/103443785222433227763/reviews/

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A few care facilities, and interestingly the crisis center yesterday.
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It tickles me anytime I hear that the speak n spell torture device has claimed new victims.
 
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Autismobili Lamborghini said:
But you made an actually interesting addition, though.
Thank you for daring to share that thought, even if you might now think it wasn't worth it.
(it was)
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Ngl that was a very hilarious sidebar after the infuriating bit before in the thread. Perfect ending with threadban.

10/10 from the space kitten judge.

Anyhow, you think Andy is trying to cover up a new address by adding other reviews once we noticed? I would normally assume yes bad post fact attempt but.. idk. I can't think like Andy (thankfully)
 
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TooManyKittens said:
Ngl that was a very hilarious sidebar after the infuriating bit before in the thread. Perfect ending with threadban.

10/10 from the space kitten judge.

Anyhow, you think Andy is trying to cover up a new address by adding other reviews once we noticed? I would normally assume yes bad post fact attempt but.. idk. I can't think like Andy (thankfully)
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Cover up a new address? He literally just told us


It's this place lol
 
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Ilabelle21 said:
So he's in a facsimile mental asylum
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We are on the Newfane 2.0 arc, only this place seems more intended for spastics like Andy than Nf.

I would like to ask my fellow kiwis to read my ramble below, please, if I could ask one last time for your attention tonight:

It's been about one whole year since the arrest blotter for Andy first dropped from the police in Cleveland, and we learned that the holy grail of bodycams had been recorded on the streets of Cleveland, July 2024, which we were then blessed to have @Banquet Meal (i think its them) request for, and we then waited so patiently for... Was so worth the wait.

If the following is true:

  1. He seems to have had an "behavioral" episode, presumably at Royal, which required a hospitalization.
  2. Andy's transfer was seemingly not anticipated by Andy, no mention of upcoming moves outside of prior recorded threats of switching providers.
  3. Andy didn't choose this Stairways place, it seems to have been chosen for him.
  4. Andy isn't terribly compliant when pissed, as he likely was.
  5. They can't magically teleport his diapered-ass anywhere.
See where I am optimistically going with this Kiwis? :optimistic:

Police bodycam: There's a non-zero chance that there was police involvement in committing Andy to the (mentioned) hospital before his placement at Stairways.


It's not impossible, nor improbable. And that makes me wonder.

I really would like to hear other thoughts, and any help confirming it didn't happen or not, I am clueless about the Eerie area or for searching anything LEO in that area.

Also, I give my appreciation to the rare Kiwi who has managed to bear with me and read this far, thanks for that and please share your thoughts.
 
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Autismobili Lamborghini said:
We are on the Newfane 2.0 arc, only this place seems more intended for spastics like Andy than Nf.

I would like to ask my fellow kiwis to read my ramble below, please, if I could ask one last time for your attention tonight:

It's been about one whole year since the arrest blotter for Andy first dropped from the police in Cleveland, and we learned that the holy grail of bodycams had been recorded on the streets of Cleveland, July 2024, which we were then blessed to have @Banquet Meal (i think its them) request for, and we then waited so patiently for... Was so worth the wait.

If the following is true:

  1. He seems to have had an "behavioral" episode, presumably at Royal, which required a hospitalization.
  2. Andy's transfer was seemingly not anticipated by Andy, no mention of upcoming moves outside of prior recorded threats of switching providers.
  3. Andy didn't choose this Stairways place, it seems to have been chosen for him.
  4. Andy isn't terribly compliant when pissed, as he likely was.
  5. They can't magically teleport his diapered-ass anywhere.
See where I am optimistically going with this Kiwis? :optimistic:

Police bodycam: There's a non-zero chance that there was police involvement in committing Andy to the (mentioned) hospital before his placement at Stairways.


It's not impossible, nor improbable. And that makes me wonder.

I really would like to hear other thoughts, and any help confirming it didn't happen or not, I am clueless about the Eerie area or for searching anything LEO in that area.

Also, I give my appreciation to the rare Kiwi who has managed to bear with me and read this far, thanks for that and please share your thoughts.
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To do this you would need to go here https://www.erieco.gov/270/Records

But due to the nature of it (mental health crisis) I don't think they'd release it without good reason. You would most likely also need the case number as well.

You could likely suss out said case number from the blotter https://www.erieco.gov/2427/Blotter if it goes back far enough given you have enough autism and patience.
 
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